【Chu Lu】Ten Corpses Living in Trash Cans

If Lu Mingfei’s geography teacher was present, she would tell him that Myanmar has a tropical monsoon climate, so the night before was still breezy and refreshing, but the day after that it started to blow with strong winds and rainstorms, and the weather was so hot that people kicked over the quilt and wished they could light up It is also possible to run naked for ten miles naked.

Unfortunately not.

The current student council president in Kassel wailed for a few days, "I'm so hot, can't they build a few gazebos under the shade of trees like my Great Heavenly Dynasty, at least they can play mahjong to cool off the heat" and gave up, like a dead body Lying on the ground, listening attentively to Fengou's gloating singing.

After listening to a rap version of "Katyusha", Lu Mingfei even had the idea that this piece of trash sang amazingly well, and he quickly strangled this idea to stop the loss: "Senior brother, I want to put him If the built-in sound card is removed and all the energy output is transferred to the refrigerator, can it be used as an air conditioner?"

Chu Zihang glanced at him with a foolish look: "The power of household air conditioners is generally 1200 watts, and the audio output power of iPhones..."

"I understand, stop talking!"

"The output power of the PCI sound card is generally only 10 watts, and the external fan is not enough."

Chu Zihang calmly held the wrench, his arms and forehead were covered with sweat. He just leaned over in front of the opened hood and repaired the engine that had taken the wrong medicine.

Lu Mingfei said dejectedly: "Obviously I have also repaired the machine...how can there be a gap between people?"

Chu Zihang was stunned for a while: "You are learning alchemy machinery. They will only teach you the output power when the Philosopher's Stone is used on a dragon-slaying weapon."

Probably to comfort him.

Lu Mingfei was very sad. His good senior brother didn’t know that he had already made a name for himself in Kassel College. Accepting the flattering eyes of boys and the worship of girls as gods was enough to make him a badass in the whole college. (if not wanted).

But he didn't say it, because that was exactly how his senior brother was treated. Under the coercion and lure of Little White Legs and Famous People, he still chose a more real senior brother.

Unhesitating.

Bah, he didn't feel elated and began to be condemned by his conscience, he is really awesome now, with a lot of beauties of Liu Miaomiao's level around him, his secretary is no less than Liu Xiaomei, but he is not happy , a part of the gaze that was looking at him was supposed to be on his senior brother, so he didn't want to snatch it...

He was just reluctant to part with Chu Zihang.

The little devil said, brother, you finally figured it out. He said yes, I figured it out. Friendship is the most precious thing. Anyway, my dream of killing everyone who has seen me wearing a cheongsam is impossible to realize. Brother, of course he can't disappear!

friendship!

pure!deep!

Touching!Food for thought!

Then, after meeting the senior brother who was forgotten by the whole world, the senior brother bit through his second line of Ren and Du, and he realized the fact——

This is bullshit friendship, this shit is love!

The little devil was probably also shattered by his thoughts. After that, he didn't intend to collect the protection fee for the last 1/4 of his life, and he no longer provided any symbolic free customer service. He just disappeared from this world up.

On the way to escape, it seems that there are only three kinds of people left in the world.

One is the senior brother, the only one, the other is himself, the same only one, and the last one is the justice envoy who can't wait for the two of them to disappear from the world, there are hundreds of millions, and they will die.

Finn's AI?Sorry, that dog is not human.

Sitting in the broken car, Lu Mingfei asked with a confused face: "Brother, where are you going?"

Chu Zihang started the car: "Didn't you say you wanted to have fun a few days ago?"

Lu Mingfei turned pale with shock: "Are you looking for fun? I just said it casually, but you actually take it seriously... Are there still places for eating, drinking and having fun that don't install surveillance? Brother, are you talking about going whoring? Come on, we still have to put on a show about the deep love between husband and wife, don't destroy the relationship!"

Your friend Chu Zihang chose to ignore it.

The torrential rain that lasted for four or five days has just stopped, the concrete road is wet, and the tires may slip ten meters beyond the red light line at any time - it has not yet cleared up completely, although it is noon, the sky is still dark, and pedestrians on the road There are not many cars and vehicles. Just look at the calendar function that comes with Fengou. It is just an ordinary weekend. Ordinary people seem to prefer to stay at home rather than go out.

The car slowly drove away from the suburbs. Lu Mingfei sat in the back seat, leaned over the back of the front seat, and leaned slightly forward to get close to Chu Zihang's ear.

Chu Zihang didn't have his ears pierced, and his ears were clean from the pinna to the earlobe, white and clean.

There is no muscle-protective package, and if you look carefully, you can find inconspicuous capillaries. It is as fragile as a human being, and it will bleed when poked, even though the blood will be black.

In broad daylight, let’s make up for some sneaky things that violate the core values ​​of socialism...

Lu Mingfei swallowed and turned his head away.

He remembered.

On the day of the heaviest rain, he was bored and had torn out several magazines in the abandoned factory. After all, Myanmar is not a country with a well-developed entertainment industry. The seven aunts and the eight aunts had an affair with the mistress, but the mistress turned around and had an affair with her ex-wife, which led to the divorce proceedings being unclear who was the plaintiff and who was the defendant...

It's amazing to shut up.

Lu Mingfei crossed Erlang's legs and asked, "Brother, are you the type who likes to hold books and read vigorously since you were young?"

Chu Zihang stood against the wall, closed his eyes and rested his mind, straightened his back, hesitated for a moment: "Yes."

This is a good habit brought by his good brother from Chicago. Standing for an hour after meals every day can not only help digestion, but also exercise the spine.

Lu Mingfei was suddenly a little depressed.

In fact, he knew it all. Senior brother lived in the same room with him when he was in Chicago. At that time, Xiaolongnv was still there, and the three of them sat in the same room. He was still embarrassed by the lonely man and widow sharing the same room. How about watching "Jade Records", because next semester I will take "Level [-] of Alchemy Chemistry".The senior brother has excellent grades, so he will naturally do homework preview in advance, what a big boy who loves reading: "Oh, it's okay, I'm not homesick, and I don't want to go back to study, I just want to play games when I have a lot of free time, it's better "StarCraft" can be watched continuously on a single player... Forget it, you good young people who have achieved academic success will not understand."

EVA can track their whereabouts through any surveillance and wireless network in the world. For more than a year of fleeing, let alone a game, they can't even read Google Maps.Wherever there is modern technology, there is danger, and the Internet is even more untouchable.

Chu Zihang didn't answer the question, it's quite difficult to answer, he won't.

Then, when the lights were turned off at night, Lu Mingfei lay down aggrieved and his eyes were empty, Chu Zihang stopped his silence and said, "Actually, Lianliankan is quite interesting, Tetris is also fine, but I prefer HexFRVR. "

Lu Mingfei almost jumped up, slapped the opponent and said, "Ouch, brother, I can't tell."

But after thinking about it for a while, he was not happy anymore: "Senior brother, you said that you didn't have a childhood and didn't like Lianliankan. You said that you like Monopoly!"

Chu Zihang's voice stopped for a while: "Did I say that?"

"I told you, in Chicago! I counted your eyelashes that night!"

"...I thought I hadn't told anyone."

At that time, I was a special case!Lu Mingfei star-eyed: "Brother!"

But there was a sound outside the door, and both of them frowned.In the dead of night, even the slightest movement of the wind can be heard clearly.

Lu Mingfei's first reaction was that Fengou finally short-circuited the iPhone. After all, if it is someone from Kassel College, the chance of a missile hitting it is higher.

He moved, wanting to get up and take a look.

Chu Zihang pushed him back easily, as if he was treating ADHD children: "Sleep."

"Whether the trash will blow up, I said that if he continues to sing like this, he will always short-circuit... This is not possible, and he will have to rely on him to navigate in the future. Let me go and see!"

"Go out shirtless?" Chu Zihang turned over, leaving no room for him to struggle, "I'll go and see."

Lu Mingfei nodded: "Waste wood, he will be glad that it was you who saved him." When he gets excited, he may remove the Fengou battery board, but it is more reliable for the senior brother.

As a result, Chu Zihang didn't come back until Lu Mingfei fell asleep in a daze.

Chu Zihang turned the steering wheel, drove on another road, and suddenly said, "Fasten your seat belt."

what with what?

Out of an instinctive reaction, Lu Mingfei still suppressed the urge to ask, "What's the matter? Is the traffic police in this small place so dedicated and still standing on the street to check guards?" stepped on the gas pedal.The hardware equipment could not meet the sudden acceleration of the small broken car. There was a harsh sound from under the tires, and the items in the whole car were moved and replaced. Although he was mentally prepared, Lu Mingfei was still left behind. On the back of the chair, I almost lost my breath.

Lu Mingfei exclaimed: "It turns out that the fun you mentioned, brother, is QQ Speed!"

Chu Zihang didn't know if he wanted to poke Cun Yu to death for a moment: "Lu Mingfei, you can be more serious...Is this the time to play QQ speed!"

"Could it be possible that we get out of the car and play QQ Sonic Speed!" Lu Mingfei turned his head, and through the rear window that seemed to be covered with a layer of fog, he vaguely saw the end of the road, and something was chasing them at a terrifying speed .

Damn it, the sweet love story suddenly turned into a supernatural and suspenseful event, can you sue the consumers for cheating!

It came out of nowhere, as if it had fallen from the sky.

1 minute ago, it was still a country road, surrounded by residential buildings, and criminals with a normal mind would not pick this kind of place to sneak attack, let alone——

A black car, as far as the model is concerned, is likely to be a luxury car. Strictly speaking, being followed by a car on the street (even at high speed) is not too frightening... But in this It is not uncommon to see a high-end car in a small mountain village. The probability of robbery and kidnapping in a high-end car can be said to be much smaller than the probability of being smashed in the face by [-] million dollars when going out!

Lu Mingfei only thought it looked a little familiar.

A string of four-character names flashed through Lu Mingfei's mind.

Nibelungen.

The steering wheel spun crazily, and the engine roared sharply. Lu Mingfei thought painfully, was it too ignorant for their old car to race against the Maybach? Chu Zihang had already stepped on the accelerator to the bottom. It's no better than the product transformed by the lunatics in the equipment department, which will melt at any time when it is rolled on the poor-quality concrete floor!

Residential houses on both sides of the road roared away, Lu Mingfei had no doubts, now any unlucky person who opens the door can see the second most incredible scene in the world, enough for them to have nightmares for half a month!

One is a classic car with the style of LaFerrari, and the other is a Maybach, an unmanned Maybach!

Lu Mingfei no longer screamed miserably, he only shouted from the bottom of his heart: "Brother! You are much cooler than the boss when you drive a car!"

Chu Zihang was not in the mood to answer his bad words: "That's for sure."

"Brother, do you still remember the license plate number of that Maybach..."

"remember."

Chu Zihang stopped talking, Lu Mingfei understood what he meant, and his voice became smaller and smaller, "This is not right, brother, it should be left in the Nibelungen, but shouldn't Odin..."

Shouldn't it be you?

Either Odin is dead, or this "Odin" is now driving two cars at the same time.

Chu Zihang's complexion was iron, unlike that man, his teeth would never chatter when he was being chased, but he was also sweaty on his forehead, with veins bursting out on his arms, and he had to grab him hard every time he encountered a corner Turn the steering wheel so that the little broken car with slippery tires will not fly directly from this road.

Lu Mingfei didn't choose to touch the pocket pistol on his back waist. His little gadget is fine against ordinary mixed races, but it's impossible to hit guys in the Nibelungen.

He listened carefully, but he didn't hear the thunderous neighing of the horse.

"Lu Mingfei," Chu Zihang said, "'it''s gearbox is fully automatic. Dad usually drives it like this. Later, in order to escape for his life, he switched it to manual mode, and someone switched it back."

Lu Mingfei opened his mouth. After all, he has seen the world. He was neither surprised nor surprised, and the bad words continued to flow out: "This Odin is quite up to date..."

"The fully automatic speed increase is slow, it is not chasing us with all its strength, otherwise we would not be able to outrun the Maybach!"

"It can also choose to turn off?"

"He had to do this," Chu Zihang said in a low voice, "but he let the water go, he might be my father."

Lu Mingfei stared intently at the Maybach that was not far away, but there was no figure in the driver's seat, or it might have been mixed with the shadow falling from the ceiling of the car.

Lu Mingfei felt the trembling that he had never experienced when he killed the King of Dance solo. When he was with his senior brother, he would always become more vulnerable than usual, as if he had returned to the era when he was also a good-for-nothing, but his subordinates A few dragons have died, and Odin's death is nothing more than a sentence with the little devil and the last 1/4 life.

He shivered and said, "You mean..."

If Chu Tianjiao still has his own consciousness, they can even slam on the brakes now, get out of the car and hug Papa Chu, and he can even say shamelessly, "Brother with facial paralysis, leave it to me from now on, Uncle!" Take it easy" and stuff like that.

Unfortunately, obviously not.

Chu Zihang said: "The Nibelungen is the land of the dead, and those who have died, they are 'alive'."

It wasn't Odin himself who was chasing them. Chu Zihang couldn't find in his heart the feeling of longing for a pilgrimage to the gods when he first saw Odin.

This is the will of the whole Nibelung.

The Nibelungs were after them.

Or rather, it was him.

Chu Zihang glanced at the road signs. In order to take a short trip without EVA, he had already memorized the map between the center of Dawei and the outskirts of the city. The densely populated areas were not far away.

He subconsciously calmed Lu Mingfei: "We have not entered the Nibelungen, nothing will happen."

Lu Mingfei stared at the Maybach that was drifting away, as if he knew it well: "It's okay, brother, I'm still wanted as a dragon. If it doesn't work, let's get out of the car and fight with him. I can win."

However, Chu Zihang's impression of Lu Mingfei is still that of the boy in Japan who would be poked in the back with his scabbard and screamed. After more than a year of fleeing, he protected this elementary school boy and lover as if In his infancy, on the night when the dead servants attacked, he would cut this group of ungrateful guys to pieces, and wake up in the morning as a good senior brother.

——Although he always wakes up later than Lu Mingfei, so Lu Mingfei always laughs at him for "no way".

He repeated: "Nothing will happen."

Lu Mingfei stopped talking, and the atmosphere in the car was tense for a while, as if they were rushing towards the end of the world.

Pedestrians in plain clothes began to appear on the road, and the roar of the Maybach gradually faded away. They stopped because of the traffic lights, and they could not bear the consequences of being stopped by the traffic police for running a red light. Illegal smugglers don't even have passports.

Lu Mingfei quickly climbed from the back seat of the car to the passenger seat.

Chu Zihang was a little dizzy from racing, so he didn't stop him.

So he could unscrupulously pounce on him and kiss his paralyzed senior brother at the crossroads like no one else. The adrenaline concentration of the paralyzed senior brother has not yet dropped, and his mood is extremely unstable, so he bites the corner of his mouth to pieces, but this is not enough To prevent two heartless guys from kissing, as the saying goes, what... a tree without its bark will surely die, and a shameless person is invincible in the world!

"Bang bang bang!"

Someone knocked hard on the glass window, and Lu Mingfei saw the traffic policeman outside the window looking as if he was going to eat people, climbed back to the passenger seat without changing his face, and honestly put on his seat belt again.

He wiped the corner of his mouth, the blood was black and red.

When the green light came on, the little broken car continued on its way. Chu Zihang drove around the county town before finding his destination.

—a piano shop.

When Lu Mingfei got out of the car, he glanced casually, and his calm mood gradually recovered.

Brother's ears are red and red, like a little rabbit.

tbc