[Yeqing] Your courier is already in delivery

As soon as he picked up the courier, the bone scraping steel knife called a WeChat video.

The ringing of the bell ran into Zhuge Qing's ears through the wall of the house. He wrapped the blanket on his shoulders tightly, hugged the courier box and stepped Ah Li into a hot wheel. The door slammed shut, and he plunged into the warm spring from the steaming warm cage. .

"Miss Xia, where did I leave this box of adult products for you?"

While receiving the video, Zhuge Qing lifted and released his feet, kicked off the Ari cotton slippers that were disgusting in the room, lifted the blanket on his body and threw it into the sofa full of coats, and lay on the warm floor. Sitting down, he put his mobile phone on the Jinyi Wei Xuanfeng leg bracket that he bought from the Forbidden City, facing the face of the popular actress Miss Xia He, and said, "Do you want me to send someone to the brigade where the little traffic policeman is?"

The little traffic policeman Zhuge Qing talked about was Zhang Lingyu, a flower from the Xicheng District Traffic Police Brigade, a Hetian jade-level bachelor, with an upright appearance, and a hot search list on Weibo.In that accidental exposure, he used a traffic police uniform wrapped from his feet to his neck to attract fans of his wife and girlfriend who wanted to steal his uniform, but he didn’t even open a Weibo, maybe he didn’t even know he was popular thing.

Zhuge Qing hadn't seen it with his own eyes, but he had also heard about this person's name, but not through Weibo, but through Xia He.

Who is Xia He?An extremely beautiful and alluring woman, her every gesture is emitting hormones that make her legs go limp.She is a porn star and a vase in the entertainment circle, a typical gossip entangled in her body, walking side by side with pink and black.There is no one in the entertainment industry who doesn't know her. Even if they don't, just read a piece of gossip, and nine out of ten of them are about her, and there is one thing about her that will attract her name and attract attention.

She has passed through thousands of grasses, leaving no green, but there is always a pile of green eager to stick to her body.

It was such a beauty who fell into the predicament of not being able to get what she wanted, and the one who made her fall into the cliff was also a top beauty.

It's just that the beauty was born in a family of police officers and party members. She is popular and professional.

Of course, this sentence is Zhuge Qing's wanton play of Zhang Lingyu's image, but after listening to Xia He's description, Zhuge Qing immediately outlined the image of a serious and abstinent little police officer.

Who would have thought that Xia He, whom so many men dream of, would encounter such a tough guy?

These two people have very different identities and appearances. Their encounter may be an urban emotional drama that can be played at [-] o'clock, but Xia He expresses this emotional drama lightly in one sentence: love induced by an alcohol tester.

"I never thought in my life that a driver's license could also be used as a token of love." Xia He said at the time, "He confiscated my driver's license, and I want to confiscate him."

"Sister, to put it bluntly, you are the one who hates others when you are caught drinking and driving..."

"I want you to talk more."

That's true, but it was just the mood swings when she was detained. When Zhang Lingyu comforted Xia He with a gentle voice and kindness, she looked at the man's serious frown and worried about her eyes and smiled foolishly.

Zhang Lingyu, an old hat, knows nothing about entertainment and gossip, and has become an extremely rare outsider who doesn't know Xia He, even if he turns his head, he can see Xia He's poster for KFC posted on the billboard at the bus stop .

But he was so serious and considerate to comfort a stranger who was so drunk and drunk.

I don't know if it was the effect of alcohol, but when Xia He's heartbeat suddenly became like a wild bee, she knew she had fallen.

I also know how fucking hard this man is to chase.

Skip all the process, and finally let people soften their hearts. They nodded, but they could only look at each other and hold hands. A face-to-face gift can make the other party blush and talk incoherently, making Xia He feel that he is in broad daylight. Playing hooligans is condemned by conscience.After a period of time, she felt that she had become a Guanyin who had no desires and no desires when she fell in love.

Zhang Lingyu was not allowed to be hugged or kissed, just like cooked braised pork was not allowed to eat.

People are iron, and color is steel. If you don't go to bed for a day, you will be hungry.

After learning from the pain, Xia He threw away the water purification bottle in his hand, and bought a batch of adult appliances with different functions through consultation and online shopping. When he was about to confirm the order, a second flashed in his mind that he knew everything faster than a Hong Kong reporter. The paparazzi, Zhuge Qing's smiling handsome face appeared in the next second.

"Zhuge Qingqing~Help me receive the courier for a few days, okay~The paparazzi have been watching me too closely lately, it's inconvenient for me~"

Xia He was so obsessed that Zhuge Qing, who was on the opposite side of WeChat, immediately agreed, so he had the first courier at hand.

This is what Xia He sent over to his home, so let him have a look at it, and tell him that the next thing is either similar to this, or it is an enhanced version of this kind of mutation, don't be fooled.It is also estimated that a certain treasure told Xia He the pick-up information, so that Zhuge Qing signed for the express delivery, and then saw Xia He's plain face on the phone screen.

She narrowed her eyebrows like silk, and smiled sweetly, but her tone was very blunt: "Xiaoqing, you are trying to break sister's marriage."

"How could it be? The village man just wants to advance the relationship between the two of you. Alas, a good intention has gone to waste..." Zhuge Qing frowned, and sighed twice, feeling aggrieved.

"Okay, you villager, don't pretend to be with me." Xia He was amused by him, "I will ask my friends to get it from you in two days. Have you been playing recently? Or are you just staying at home and not moving?"

"I didn't pick it up, the scene I picked up a while ago was enough to paralyze me for a while."

"You have been paralyzed for almost half a year, and you just rely on occasional Weibo to show that you are alive, aren't you afraid of losing fans and traffic?"

"I'm afraid, but, I don't want to tire myself."

"Heh, it's so rare in the entertainment industry to make a new debut like you and collect a bunch of awards, but still not jumping." Xia He brushed his hair, stopped laughing, and let out a soft sigh, " Why are all the entertainers in Zhuge's family like this, walking around the entire entertainment circle, it's boring."

Zhuge Qing smiled lightly. He thought of his elders, as well as brothers and sisters of the same generation, relatives and relatives, who were all in the entertainment industry.The Zhuge family is a family of entertainers, and they like to specialize. From idols, singers, actors, hosts to producers, investors, directors, etc., as long as they are related to the entertainment industry, there are one or two Zhuges.But all the artists of Zhuge's family are extremely low-key, and there is no punctuation scandal, and they have blossomed into white and flawless industry moral lotuses in this muddy entertainment circle.

And Zhuge Qing is a special case of slanting his sword in the typical case. Born as a child star, he became famous all over the country with his big eyes and superb acting skills when he was 6 years old. In the end, he quit quickly and devoted himself to studying until he graduated from university. Quietly came back with his brother.As soon as it came back, it was a small-budget literary film that was self-directed, self-acted, self-written and self-made, no matter how good you made it, no one would care about it under commercial pursuit.

Relying on this literary film, Zhuge Qing swept a batch of trophies like a dark horse from the sky, and he almost went to the singer's festival to join in the fun.

All of a sudden, Zhuge Qing became famous and was called the only cross-border star of the Zhuge family.The childhood experience was once again mentioned by the media, and the silent fan circle was infused with new blood again.

But soon, Zhuge Qing became quiet again, no commercials, interviews, or variety shows, and his name only appeared in film and television dramas and movies one after another.After ten days and a half months, there was finally a news, but it was where he appeared, and his iconic and decent dress and conversation attracted a new batch of little fans.

Just when everyone thought he would keep a low profile like the traditional Zhuge family, Zhuge Qing had a scandal.

The only time, the object was Xia He.

That scandal was also an opportunity for the two to become friends.

So Zhuge Qing defended himself: "It's not that bad, sister Xia He, I had an affair with you anyway."

Xia He clicked his tongue, raised his eyebrows, and said angrily, "Why do you still remember this? Well, you also know the things on the hot search list these days. Those paparazzi have been following me a lot. I'm afraid the traffic police will be rumored to be arrested for drunk driving... Tsk, let's stop talking, it's a matter of inviting you to dinner!"

"It's too embarrassing just to invite you to dinner, sister Xia He, I'm sorry for my contribution."

"Kick your nose and face," what Zhuge Qing said warmed Xia He's heart, which was troubled by all kinds of things these days, and he cursed with a smile, "Okay, don't worry about it."

The two said a few more short words to their parents, and finally ended the remote meeting after Xia He disliked his slovenliness.

Zhuge Qing picked up the phone to check the time, it was 11:[-] noon.

"It's so early..." He yawned and muttered in displeasure, "The broken courier disturbed my slumber..."

Last night, I dug out "Farewell My Concubine" and "Brokeback Mountain", thinking about the lines and shooting techniques until the morning. Zhuge Qing originally wanted to sleep until the afternoon, but was woken up by a courier call.

He struggled, cooing like a silkworm baby in the quilt, and after listening to the phone appearing and disappearing, and then ringing back and forth three times, he finally resigned to his fate and lifted the quilt.Turning on the monitor outside the door, he saw that it was a man, so he ran out wearing a blanket without combing his hair or washing his face. Years of tutoring made him just sign up for a courier without getting angry, and let the big-nosed courier brother He gave him a weird look for a long time, then slammed the door shut.

The courier boy is a new face, he must be new here.It is also tied with a ponytail, which is really rare in the crowd.While brushing his teeth, Zhuge Qing thought, "It's just that the quality is not good. Why don't you ask your elders and find out the client's work and rest before working?"

In the past, the person who delivered the courier to Zhuge Qing was a middle-aged uncle. He had already figured out Zhuge Qing's routine, so he put the courier on the wall without calling, left a text message and left.Zhuge Qing also sent a text message after receiving the courier, which was considered to have completed the entire process of delivering the courier.

Forget it, maybe it's just a temporary worker, and the middle-aged uncle will be back soon.

But there is a saying that the sky does not fulfill people's wishes.

It was the third time Zhuge Qing was woken up by the three-way serial phone call in the early morning. When he saw that the mobile phone number was the familiar courier number again, he suddenly got up and stopped wearing his coat. The burning anger made him feel uncomfortable. When it was cold, I rushed out and slammed the door open, with a smile on my face, and said to the courier who was holding two boxes outside the door, "Didn't your master tell you that you should pay attention to delivering couriers and not disturb people's rest? "

The courier boy blinked his eyes, looked at his watch, and spoke Mandarin with a local accent: "I can't, it's already ten o'clock in the morning brother."

"Is ten o'clock in the morning very late? It's delayed your work? I think it's late, so I'll deliver it at ten o'clock in the evening."

"No, I was asleep by then."

Zhuge Qing was so annoyed by his rascal's answer, he said sarcastically, "You Guigeng? A thousand-year-old demon who goes to bed at ten o'clock in the evening and wears the skin of a young man?"

"Free of charge, it's 26. Your side is not under my control, but the original courier was transferred for something, and an alley was forced to be blocked. The workload has skyrocketed, so I can only deliver it earlier. Otherwise, today I have to pile up the work until the next day, and it’s hard for me to do it.” The courier boy couldn’t help but moved forward with a pen, “Nanyang villager, Mr. Nan, right, come here, sign your courier. Yes. Oh, remember to sign your real name."

Zhuge Qing didn't move. He took out his mobile phone and asked with a toothless smile, "What's your name?"

The courier boy was taken aback, and then replied: "Wang Ye, yes." Just after reporting his name, he saw Zhuge Qing dialing on his mobile phone, and the sound effect was ups and downs, and Wang Ye suddenly felt bad, "What are you going to do?" ?”

"I didn't do anything, I just filed a complaint." Zhuge Qing replied slowly, "...a lot of money will be deducted, right?"

"Brother, save face!" Wang Ye grabbed Zhuge Qing's hand suddenly, "I can't deliver at ten o'clock in the evening, can I come at four o'clock in the afternoon? I will never disturb your rest!"

Zhuge Qing put the phone away, thinking that it would be useful to make a complaint, smiled brightly, and imitated his accent and said, "Success, please."

Wang also had no choice but to keep his mouth shut.And when Zhuge Qing, who got a bargain, cheerfully took a pen and wanted to sign, a gust of cold wind blew in, causing goosebumps and a sneeze.

"In the winter, you just wear a thin cotton coat. You young man has practiced the cold-proof inner strength for thousands of years, right?" Wang also took the opportunity to retort, and stuffed a warm thing into Zhuge Qing's shivering arms—bubble Holding a plastic water bottle of black tea, "Hold it warm for a while, sign it quickly, and return it to me after signing."

Zhuge Qing, who was taken care of instead, was a little embarrassed, laughed dryly, and didn't choke anymore, obediently signed and took the express delivery, thanked him, returned the water bottle, and ran back to the house.

He's a nice guy.Zhuge Qing reluctantly made an evaluation.

The heat in the room poured into his cold body, and Zhuge Qing, who was warmed up, unpacked the courier. Both of them were adult products collected for Xia He. They were mailed in from abroad. He took a photo of Xia He with the packing box and went to show that the goods were intact, remember to come and pick them up in two days.

But while taking pictures, he suddenly saw a small plastic bag through the lens, which was stuffed in the gap between the express box and the product packaging box, and he couldn't find it without looking carefully.

Zhuge Qing took it out and saw that there was not only one bag, but two!The small translucent plastic bag seemed to contain something, he opened it and was stunned.

There are dozens of goji berries in a small plastic bag, and a dozen slices of ginseng in another bag.

Okay, this adult goods store is so caring, and cares about the health of its customers, and all the meaningful mailings are for nourishing the kidneys.

Zhuge Qing didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, thinking that now the purchasing agents are going all out for the good reviews, not to mention that they have received several express delivery products for adult products in succession, and they all have these small supplements.

But after giving and evaluating, Zhuge Qing received a message from the shopkeeper.

"We didn't send these things?"

Zhuge Qing frowned, and replied, who would it be if it wasn't you, it can't be the courier, right?

Really a courier.

When Zhuge Qingza figured out this idea, he started to test again—he stopped Wang Ye who came to deliver the courier again, and said, "Wait a minute, I want to deliver the courier."

"What express delivery?"

Zhuge Qing pulled out a few bags of supplements from his pocket—all found in the courier box, bent his half-closed eyes, and said, "Send these."

Wang Ye was startled, and laughed twice, showing the embarrassment of being exposed a little secret: "Oh, you found out..."

Zhuge Qingdian Le, seeing the redness flying across Wang Ye's face, had a sentence in his heart:

Small sample, it's so obvious, who do you want to hide.