[Yeqing] Your courier is already in delivery
Chapter 13
When Wang Ye finished speaking, he saw Zhuge Qing on the opposite side stunned for a moment, then smiled again, flicked his tongue at him, blinked his eyes, and said, "On the road!"
"Show face." Wang was also amused by him, "You are so impolite."
Zhuge Qing raised his eyebrows, shook his head, continued to gnaw on the chicken leg noncommittally, and argued with a grunt in his mouth: "You are telling the truth, I don't need to refute it, my little fans like me Half for face and half for talent, no matter how I say it, I am also a person who relies on appearance. Oh, you rely on friendship and food money~"
As he spoke, he poked the tip of Wang Ye's nose with his oily fingers. Wang Ye was smeared with oil on his nose before he could dodge. Fished chicken wings back into his own bowl.
Zhuge Qing saw that he didn't have any regrets at all, instead he stood up and grabbed the remaining chicken wing, and when he took it back, he didn't forget to smear half of Wang Ye's cheek with a layer of five-finger-shaped oil. He said with a beating: "Oh, Daoist Wang, don't carry food when you are eating at home. Look at you, you are as careful as a girl who is afraid of makeup."
"I love cleanliness!"
"Turtle hair!"
"I'm going, you're so ugly..." Wang Ye wiped his face, and cursed funny and angrily, "Zhuge Qing, I really want to take a picture of your current virtue and put it on Weibo, so that those Little fans, look at your real face."
Zhuge Qing was not threatened, and the old god continued to pick up the chicken wings on the table with a chicken leg that had been gnawed until there was only one bone left: "You post it, it's okay. It just so happens that I haven't posted on Weibo for a while, Fu Rong a few days ago You also asked me to get fans on Weibo. You are still posting photos of your life here, and you can help me get a foodie persona by just writing some words. You know, foodie people are very popular now—— "
"What character design, what is the character design?"
"You don't need to understand the specifics, you just need to know that it is a means to attract fans."
"That means I will give you a wave of heads if I put it up?"
"Hmm!"
Wang was also speechless, and sighed: "What is the entertainment circle you're staying in, you have to put on a weird look for people to see every day, like a monkey."
Zhuge Qing paused for a moment, then gnawed again, and said in a helpless and relaxed tone: "That's right, but there's no other way, it's all for the sake of making a living. Who said that traffic is king now, popularity is better than acting skills It's still important."
As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere in the room suddenly froze. Wang didn't pay attention to the entertainment industry, and he didn't even pay attention to the trending searches on Weibo. Naturally, he didn't understand the Taoism in it, and it wasn't difficult to understand Zhuge Qing's words. The real meaning of Li is just that listening to his seemingly light words always feels a little embarrassing, and there seems to be a little unwillingness in a vague way.He didn't know what to pick up, he just looked at Zhuge Qing's smiling face whether he was outside or at home, and thought of this man's obsession with staying at home and those weird adult toys that he didn't want to go out, he suddenly felt a little pity and sad.
This weekdays are so suffocating.
Wang also wanted to.
It's not as comfortable as a poor courier like me.
I couldn't say this, so Wang had no choice but to hum a few times before eating the chicken with his head down.Zhuge Qing stopped talking, tearing the chicken in his hand in silence and enjoyment, licking his fingers when he replaced a piece of meat, so that there was only a few fingers twitching from his mouth in the kitchen that was left chewing meat and sucking bones. Come out chirping sound.
"Oh my god, you are such a foodie, tsk, a real fox is not as rough as you."
"Eat your chicken, Uncle Wang."
Wang also frowned when he heard it, and his facial features were twisted into a ball when he saw it. He couldn't bear it anymore, he took a knife to deal with the rest of the chicken, cut it into pieces to be eaten with chopsticks, and forced Zhuge to eat it. It was only after Qing washed his hands that this person could enjoy this plate of roast chicken again.
The portion of the chicken he bought was not enough for two adults. When Wang Ye was at home alone, he used the oven-roasted chicken, duck and fish to improve his meals. According to the way of hospitality, most of the chicken was cut to Zhuge Qing.Fortunately, this person only likes to drink fish soup. Unless the fish sinking in it is the minced meat that fell into the spoon, the large pieces will enter Wang Ye's stomach. At any rate, both of them are full. .
After a meal, there were two kinds of animal bones left. When Wang was about to wash the dishes, Zhuge Qing stopped him with a full belch. The man conjured up a dishwasher of the same type as if by magic, and asked Wang to also handle the tableware after the meal. The great cause of the machine was handed over to the machine, and then he directed him to the living room, pressed the set-top box that came with the TV, and said, "Are you connected to the Internet, or do you just receive broadcast signals?"
"It can be connected to the Internet, what do you want to watch?"
Wang also took out the remote control from the gap in the sofa, pressed it to the built-in video website for Zhuge Qing, brought up the search box, and the input method that popped up was waiting for Zhuge Qing's command.
"This is bound to LeTV, so I can't watch the movie I want to watch because it doesn't have copyright." Zhuge Qing took out a USB flash drive from his pocket, "Can it be played externally?"
Wang also rubbed his chin. He bought this Internet TV and used it a few times without seriousness. He was exhausted watching the news broadcast and humming the weather forecast of "Fishing Boat Singing Evening". The rest of the functions were basically to know , but never actually used it.
On his side hesitating, Zhuge Qing had already started looking for a USB socket on the edge of the TV and on the set-top box, and found it after groping for a while, but ended up plugging it in and couldn't play it for various reasons that the two of them didn't know for a long time.Two pairs of eyes stared at the blue-screen TV, and Wang Ye smiled awkwardly on the screen's reflection.
"Do you have a computer?" Zhuge Qing asked for the next best thing, "Use the computer to watch."
"...I put it at my parents' house, but I didn't bring it over."
Even if he squinted his eyes, Wang could tell from Zhuge Qing's aura that he rolled his eyes. He smiled sarcastically and asked, "What do you want to see? Is it such a small crowd?"
"It's not popular, it's a classic old movie for people in the industry." Zhuge Qing sat on the sofa with the remote control and crossed his legs, "Forget it, if you can't watch it, you can't watch it, and I'm not in a hurry to finish it. .What kind of movies do you like to watch?"
Wang was also a little stunned. He suddenly realized that he didn't watch movies very much. Even if he went to the movie theater with his blind date, he would follow their preferences. Scalp said thanks after watching the movie.This caused Wang Ye to frown and think again and again before saying anything.
Zhuge Qing glanced at him, snorted, and mumbled that he doesn't like watching movies with people who say such things, but he still entered a movie name in the search bar: A Chinese Ghost Story.
It is not the version performed by popular stars in previous years, but the classic directed by Tsui Hark in the last century.
Wang also watched it when he was a child. At that time, he was in junior high school, and his second brother was having a lively conversation with his first love.That first love was a fan of Hong Kong movies, and the second brother downloaded a bunch of classic Hong Kong costume movies from the last century on the computer in order to cater to his liking, and played them one by one in the small private theater at home.Wang also had nothing to do and watched for half an hour. After a while, Brother Du also sat beside him.Although Wang died of sleep before the ending came out, the faces of Wang Zuxian and Leslie Cheung are still imprinted in his mind.
"This movie?" Wang was also a little surprised, "I didn't expect you to like movies with the theme of ghosts and ghosts."
"Oh, I heard you've watched it? I didn't expect you to watch this film. I don't like this kind of plot, it's just a classic and beautiful film."
"Then why did you choose it?"
"There is a Taoist priest inside, your colleague."
"...If I were a monk, would you choose to watch The Legend of the White Snake?"
"Yes, Wang Fahai." Zhuge Qing smiled and nodded, "But I'll give you some science, the most classic version of the movie is called Green Snake."
Wang Ye slapped Zhuge Qing on the forehead.
Watching this movie again after more than ten years, Wang Ye finally saw the end of the whole process without stopping, and saw the back of Ning Caichen who had finally lost his lover riding away, and sighs and emotions spread in his heart.When the story ended and other related movies jumped out at the end of the video, Wang Ye just remembered to call Zhuge Qing, but as soon as he turned his head, he saw that the man was already sleeping beside him.
"Old Qing? Old Qing? Wake up."
Wang also patted Zhuge Qing's face, glanced at the clock on the wall and found that it was already 10:30 in the evening, thinking about this guy's black and white upside-down schedule, if he could feel sleepy at this time, maybe he didn't have a good rest yesterday, and he was with him again. After watching classic old movies by myself, I fell asleep boringly.
The sofa is not a place to sleep, Wang also sighed, hesitated for a while, and then grabbed Zhuge Qing's shoulders and shook wildly.Zhuge Qing was successfully awakened by him, but he was still in a daze, swung his arms, frowned and complained: "Don't disturb me, Lao Wang, let me sleep for a while..."
"It's not that I won't let you sleep, don't sleep on the sofa." Wang also persuaded, pulling his arm to pull him up, "Wake up, wash your feet before going to sleep."
Zhuge Qing, who was half asleep and half awake, was really pulled up by Wang Ye. He changed from lying to sitting, his hair was messed up, and his eyes degenerated from being completely dazed to half dazed. Wang Ye, who was in front of him, was annoyed: "Did you know that it is difficult for insomniacs to fall asleep once they wake up?"
"Then you should soak your feet in hot water! Do you know that hot feet help you sleep?" Wang Ye dragged the limp man to the bathroom, "Wash your face, wash your feet, and go to sleep."
"Sleep ass, continue to suffer from insomnia!"
Zhuge Qing, who was forced to soak his feet violently by Wang Ye, got into the quilt and was still muttering these words. Sometimes he said that he couldn't sleep, and sometimes he said that he had precious sleep, and his temper was extremely violent.Wang also responded humbly, just thought it was funny, thinking how this person is like a child, after soaking, he is still crying angrily that I don't want to soak my feet, it's so childish.
"Okay, am I wrong this time? Don't howl, I have to go to work tomorrow morning."
Wang Ye's bed is big. When I bought it, I thought I could lie around with my hands and feet free. I didn't expect that there is another Zhuge Qing next to me. I can't help but feel a little restrained. And that Zhuge Qing is still howling, no matter how good-tempered Wang Ye is. I was also a little annoyed. At this moment, I suddenly began to wonder why Zhuge Qing was allowed to stay in such a smooth manner. When the movie he wanted to watch didn't finish, he could be persuaded to go home and watch it. People mean to look up A Chinese Ghost Story.
After thinking about it, Wang turned sideways and turned to Zhuge Qing.A pair of eyes are completely closed, the gap between complaints is getting longer and longer, and the voice is also quieter, just a mouth murmuring unspeakable words like anger.In the end, he also closed it, and the sleep disturbed by Wang Ye slowly returned to Zhuge Qing's body in his mouth, and a slight snoring sound came out of his delicate nose.
Sure enough, it was a child.
Wang also glanced at Zhuge Qing and smiled helplessly.
He said he couldn't fall asleep, but he fell asleep faster than he, a person who fell asleep in three seconds.
He suddenly began to feel sad for Zhuge Qing's fans, they were all little girls, they imagined their idols so perfect, someday they would really know Zhuge Qing's capricious and naive nature, how broken their dreams and how sad they were.But if you think about it from another angle, the idol who has always maintained this perfect image has not gone anywhere easily.
At least Zhuge Qing would not dare to be as casual as he was in front of others.
I have to hide my true nature every day and live with another face, how tiring and troublesome it is.
Wang is also a person who is particularly afraid of trouble. After he left home, he got used to it and couldn't imagine this kind of life.Why no matter what Fu Rong tried to persuade, Zhuge Qing was unwilling to accept so many advertisements, variety shows, traffic dramas and the like, because he didn't want to be tied down by the so-called human settings?Wouldn't it be uncomfortable to play the setting in front of the public for a long time without any space for people to breathe?
Moreover, this is not the only thing he needs to hide.
Wang also looked at the international courier in his hand, which contained familiar goods and the consignee was the familiar Zhuge Qing, his face became serious.
No, I can't let this person hold it back anymore, and if I hold it like this, no matter how many times I do morning exercises with him, I can't resist these things that are empty after use.
Zhuge Qing must find someone who can solve the physical and psychological needs of homosexuality!
"Show face." Wang was also amused by him, "You are so impolite."
Zhuge Qing raised his eyebrows, shook his head, continued to gnaw on the chicken leg noncommittally, and argued with a grunt in his mouth: "You are telling the truth, I don't need to refute it, my little fans like me Half for face and half for talent, no matter how I say it, I am also a person who relies on appearance. Oh, you rely on friendship and food money~"
As he spoke, he poked the tip of Wang Ye's nose with his oily fingers. Wang Ye was smeared with oil on his nose before he could dodge. Fished chicken wings back into his own bowl.
Zhuge Qing saw that he didn't have any regrets at all, instead he stood up and grabbed the remaining chicken wing, and when he took it back, he didn't forget to smear half of Wang Ye's cheek with a layer of five-finger-shaped oil. He said with a beating: "Oh, Daoist Wang, don't carry food when you are eating at home. Look at you, you are as careful as a girl who is afraid of makeup."
"I love cleanliness!"
"Turtle hair!"
"I'm going, you're so ugly..." Wang Ye wiped his face, and cursed funny and angrily, "Zhuge Qing, I really want to take a picture of your current virtue and put it on Weibo, so that those Little fans, look at your real face."
Zhuge Qing was not threatened, and the old god continued to pick up the chicken wings on the table with a chicken leg that had been gnawed until there was only one bone left: "You post it, it's okay. It just so happens that I haven't posted on Weibo for a while, Fu Rong a few days ago You also asked me to get fans on Weibo. You are still posting photos of your life here, and you can help me get a foodie persona by just writing some words. You know, foodie people are very popular now—— "
"What character design, what is the character design?"
"You don't need to understand the specifics, you just need to know that it is a means to attract fans."
"That means I will give you a wave of heads if I put it up?"
"Hmm!"
Wang was also speechless, and sighed: "What is the entertainment circle you're staying in, you have to put on a weird look for people to see every day, like a monkey."
Zhuge Qing paused for a moment, then gnawed again, and said in a helpless and relaxed tone: "That's right, but there's no other way, it's all for the sake of making a living. Who said that traffic is king now, popularity is better than acting skills It's still important."
As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere in the room suddenly froze. Wang didn't pay attention to the entertainment industry, and he didn't even pay attention to the trending searches on Weibo. Naturally, he didn't understand the Taoism in it, and it wasn't difficult to understand Zhuge Qing's words. The real meaning of Li is just that listening to his seemingly light words always feels a little embarrassing, and there seems to be a little unwillingness in a vague way.He didn't know what to pick up, he just looked at Zhuge Qing's smiling face whether he was outside or at home, and thought of this man's obsession with staying at home and those weird adult toys that he didn't want to go out, he suddenly felt a little pity and sad.
This weekdays are so suffocating.
Wang also wanted to.
It's not as comfortable as a poor courier like me.
I couldn't say this, so Wang had no choice but to hum a few times before eating the chicken with his head down.Zhuge Qing stopped talking, tearing the chicken in his hand in silence and enjoyment, licking his fingers when he replaced a piece of meat, so that there was only a few fingers twitching from his mouth in the kitchen that was left chewing meat and sucking bones. Come out chirping sound.
"Oh my god, you are such a foodie, tsk, a real fox is not as rough as you."
"Eat your chicken, Uncle Wang."
Wang also frowned when he heard it, and his facial features were twisted into a ball when he saw it. He couldn't bear it anymore, he took a knife to deal with the rest of the chicken, cut it into pieces to be eaten with chopsticks, and forced Zhuge to eat it. It was only after Qing washed his hands that this person could enjoy this plate of roast chicken again.
The portion of the chicken he bought was not enough for two adults. When Wang Ye was at home alone, he used the oven-roasted chicken, duck and fish to improve his meals. According to the way of hospitality, most of the chicken was cut to Zhuge Qing.Fortunately, this person only likes to drink fish soup. Unless the fish sinking in it is the minced meat that fell into the spoon, the large pieces will enter Wang Ye's stomach. At any rate, both of them are full. .
After a meal, there were two kinds of animal bones left. When Wang was about to wash the dishes, Zhuge Qing stopped him with a full belch. The man conjured up a dishwasher of the same type as if by magic, and asked Wang to also handle the tableware after the meal. The great cause of the machine was handed over to the machine, and then he directed him to the living room, pressed the set-top box that came with the TV, and said, "Are you connected to the Internet, or do you just receive broadcast signals?"
"It can be connected to the Internet, what do you want to watch?"
Wang also took out the remote control from the gap in the sofa, pressed it to the built-in video website for Zhuge Qing, brought up the search box, and the input method that popped up was waiting for Zhuge Qing's command.
"This is bound to LeTV, so I can't watch the movie I want to watch because it doesn't have copyright." Zhuge Qing took out a USB flash drive from his pocket, "Can it be played externally?"
Wang also rubbed his chin. He bought this Internet TV and used it a few times without seriousness. He was exhausted watching the news broadcast and humming the weather forecast of "Fishing Boat Singing Evening". The rest of the functions were basically to know , but never actually used it.
On his side hesitating, Zhuge Qing had already started looking for a USB socket on the edge of the TV and on the set-top box, and found it after groping for a while, but ended up plugging it in and couldn't play it for various reasons that the two of them didn't know for a long time.Two pairs of eyes stared at the blue-screen TV, and Wang Ye smiled awkwardly on the screen's reflection.
"Do you have a computer?" Zhuge Qing asked for the next best thing, "Use the computer to watch."
"...I put it at my parents' house, but I didn't bring it over."
Even if he squinted his eyes, Wang could tell from Zhuge Qing's aura that he rolled his eyes. He smiled sarcastically and asked, "What do you want to see? Is it such a small crowd?"
"It's not popular, it's a classic old movie for people in the industry." Zhuge Qing sat on the sofa with the remote control and crossed his legs, "Forget it, if you can't watch it, you can't watch it, and I'm not in a hurry to finish it. .What kind of movies do you like to watch?"
Wang was also a little stunned. He suddenly realized that he didn't watch movies very much. Even if he went to the movie theater with his blind date, he would follow their preferences. Scalp said thanks after watching the movie.This caused Wang Ye to frown and think again and again before saying anything.
Zhuge Qing glanced at him, snorted, and mumbled that he doesn't like watching movies with people who say such things, but he still entered a movie name in the search bar: A Chinese Ghost Story.
It is not the version performed by popular stars in previous years, but the classic directed by Tsui Hark in the last century.
Wang also watched it when he was a child. At that time, he was in junior high school, and his second brother was having a lively conversation with his first love.That first love was a fan of Hong Kong movies, and the second brother downloaded a bunch of classic Hong Kong costume movies from the last century on the computer in order to cater to his liking, and played them one by one in the small private theater at home.Wang also had nothing to do and watched for half an hour. After a while, Brother Du also sat beside him.Although Wang died of sleep before the ending came out, the faces of Wang Zuxian and Leslie Cheung are still imprinted in his mind.
"This movie?" Wang was also a little surprised, "I didn't expect you to like movies with the theme of ghosts and ghosts."
"Oh, I heard you've watched it? I didn't expect you to watch this film. I don't like this kind of plot, it's just a classic and beautiful film."
"Then why did you choose it?"
"There is a Taoist priest inside, your colleague."
"...If I were a monk, would you choose to watch The Legend of the White Snake?"
"Yes, Wang Fahai." Zhuge Qing smiled and nodded, "But I'll give you some science, the most classic version of the movie is called Green Snake."
Wang Ye slapped Zhuge Qing on the forehead.
Watching this movie again after more than ten years, Wang Ye finally saw the end of the whole process without stopping, and saw the back of Ning Caichen who had finally lost his lover riding away, and sighs and emotions spread in his heart.When the story ended and other related movies jumped out at the end of the video, Wang Ye just remembered to call Zhuge Qing, but as soon as he turned his head, he saw that the man was already sleeping beside him.
"Old Qing? Old Qing? Wake up."
Wang also patted Zhuge Qing's face, glanced at the clock on the wall and found that it was already 10:30 in the evening, thinking about this guy's black and white upside-down schedule, if he could feel sleepy at this time, maybe he didn't have a good rest yesterday, and he was with him again. After watching classic old movies by myself, I fell asleep boringly.
The sofa is not a place to sleep, Wang also sighed, hesitated for a while, and then grabbed Zhuge Qing's shoulders and shook wildly.Zhuge Qing was successfully awakened by him, but he was still in a daze, swung his arms, frowned and complained: "Don't disturb me, Lao Wang, let me sleep for a while..."
"It's not that I won't let you sleep, don't sleep on the sofa." Wang also persuaded, pulling his arm to pull him up, "Wake up, wash your feet before going to sleep."
Zhuge Qing, who was half asleep and half awake, was really pulled up by Wang Ye. He changed from lying to sitting, his hair was messed up, and his eyes degenerated from being completely dazed to half dazed. Wang Ye, who was in front of him, was annoyed: "Did you know that it is difficult for insomniacs to fall asleep once they wake up?"
"Then you should soak your feet in hot water! Do you know that hot feet help you sleep?" Wang Ye dragged the limp man to the bathroom, "Wash your face, wash your feet, and go to sleep."
"Sleep ass, continue to suffer from insomnia!"
Zhuge Qing, who was forced to soak his feet violently by Wang Ye, got into the quilt and was still muttering these words. Sometimes he said that he couldn't sleep, and sometimes he said that he had precious sleep, and his temper was extremely violent.Wang also responded humbly, just thought it was funny, thinking how this person is like a child, after soaking, he is still crying angrily that I don't want to soak my feet, it's so childish.
"Okay, am I wrong this time? Don't howl, I have to go to work tomorrow morning."
Wang Ye's bed is big. When I bought it, I thought I could lie around with my hands and feet free. I didn't expect that there is another Zhuge Qing next to me. I can't help but feel a little restrained. And that Zhuge Qing is still howling, no matter how good-tempered Wang Ye is. I was also a little annoyed. At this moment, I suddenly began to wonder why Zhuge Qing was allowed to stay in such a smooth manner. When the movie he wanted to watch didn't finish, he could be persuaded to go home and watch it. People mean to look up A Chinese Ghost Story.
After thinking about it, Wang turned sideways and turned to Zhuge Qing.A pair of eyes are completely closed, the gap between complaints is getting longer and longer, and the voice is also quieter, just a mouth murmuring unspeakable words like anger.In the end, he also closed it, and the sleep disturbed by Wang Ye slowly returned to Zhuge Qing's body in his mouth, and a slight snoring sound came out of his delicate nose.
Sure enough, it was a child.
Wang also glanced at Zhuge Qing and smiled helplessly.
He said he couldn't fall asleep, but he fell asleep faster than he, a person who fell asleep in three seconds.
He suddenly began to feel sad for Zhuge Qing's fans, they were all little girls, they imagined their idols so perfect, someday they would really know Zhuge Qing's capricious and naive nature, how broken their dreams and how sad they were.But if you think about it from another angle, the idol who has always maintained this perfect image has not gone anywhere easily.
At least Zhuge Qing would not dare to be as casual as he was in front of others.
I have to hide my true nature every day and live with another face, how tiring and troublesome it is.
Wang is also a person who is particularly afraid of trouble. After he left home, he got used to it and couldn't imagine this kind of life.Why no matter what Fu Rong tried to persuade, Zhuge Qing was unwilling to accept so many advertisements, variety shows, traffic dramas and the like, because he didn't want to be tied down by the so-called human settings?Wouldn't it be uncomfortable to play the setting in front of the public for a long time without any space for people to breathe?
Moreover, this is not the only thing he needs to hide.
Wang also looked at the international courier in his hand, which contained familiar goods and the consignee was the familiar Zhuge Qing, his face became serious.
No, I can't let this person hold it back anymore, and if I hold it like this, no matter how many times I do morning exercises with him, I can't resist these things that are empty after use.
Zhuge Qing must find someone who can solve the physical and psychological needs of homosexuality!
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