【Eagle Red】Lifetime

Interviewer: G? Fabricate, Media Writer, Journalist. (G-continuation of the passerby's name number in the body of the story, fabricate-fabricated; fabricated)

Interviewee: Yinghong.

1.: May I ask your names?

Eagle: "Jorakle Mihawk."

Red: "Shanks."

2: What is your age?

Eagle: "43 years old."

Hong: "39 years old... It seems that we have become uncles without knowing it, Hawkeye."

Eagle: "Only your childishness hasn't changed at all."

red:"……"

A guy's deadpan tongue is always deadly.

3: What is your gender?

Eagle: "Male."

Hong: "...Hawkeye, this kind of thing doesn't need to be so quick to answer, right?"

Eagle: "I see."

G: "This is a good quality that we media people like best... please keep it."

4: What is your personality?

Eagle: "As you can see."

Hong (smiling): "That's what it looks like."

G: "..."

5: What about the character of the other party?

Eagle: "Like a pirate."

Hong: "Not like a pirate."

G(==|||): "..."

6: When did the two meet? Where?

Eagle: "Rigwhite, on my boat."

Hong ([-]▽[-]): "Thanks to his fish soup."

7: What is your first impression of the other party?

Eagle: "Very strong."

Hong: "It's such a frustrating answer every time I hear it... At that time, I thought he would be straightforward and unrestrained."

8: Where do you like each other?

Eagle: "I don't know."

Hong: "It used to be those eyes."

Eagle (turning his head to look seriously at the other party): "...was?"

Hong (laughs): "I used to think there were only these eyes."

9: Where do you hate each other?

Eagle: "Nothing to hate."

Hong: "How could you hate it?"

10: Do you think you get along well with each other?

Eagle: "There are very few people who don't get along well with him."

Hong: "Why is it bad?"

11: How to address each other?

Eagle: "Red hair."

Hong: "Hawkeye."

12: How do you want the other party to call you?

Eagle: "Hawkeye."

Red: "Shanks."

13: As a metaphor, what kind of animal does the other party look like?

Hong: "Of course he is an eagle."

Eagle: "It's a fish, and it can never leave the sea."

14: If you give a gift, what will you give to the other party?

Eagle: "Alcohol is probably enough."

Hong (stuck in thinking): "..."

15: What gift do you want to receive?

Eagle: "No."

Hong (thinking very happily): "It would be great if he can get on my boat."

Eagle: "That's impossible."

16: Is there any dissatisfaction with the other party? If so, where is it?

Eagle: "Talk too much, have no taste, eat too much, drink too much...the list goes on and on."

Hong (suddenly becoming serious): "If I have to list them... I just don't like the way he acts bravely alone without a partner."

Eagle: "Don't judge me by your standards."

17: What are your hobbies?

Eagle: "No."

Hong: "Drink?"

18: Does the other party have any hobbies?

Eagle: "Drink."

Hong (smiling): "Chop the boat and cook."

G: "Cooking?!"

Eagle: "That's just basic survival skills."

19: What did the other party do to make you hate it?

Eagle: "Too drunk to lose control."

Hong: "...I just found out that he was going to be Qi Wuhai."

20: What did you do that other people would hate?

Eagle: "Not like when he called 'Pirate'."

Hong: "I don't remember a time like this!"

21: Where has the relationship between the two progressed?

Eagle: "Where? Inside him."

Red (with black lines all over her head): "...you always seem to show the pirate's whims in strange places."

Mr. G's inner monologue - "Why can this kind of answer be so calm..."

22: Where was the first date?

Eagle: "A date?"

Hong: "There is probably only a contractual fight between us."

23: What was the atmosphere like at that time?

Eagle: "It's fun."

Hong: "It was a very pleasant battle."

24: Where did it go then?

Eagle: "Suddenly I want to tell him the reason and goal of going to sea."

Hong: "Invited him to my boat again XD"

25: Where do you usually date?

Eagle: "For a fight, it's probably Mount Vernon."

Hong (laughs): "Now it depends on where we choose to reside."

26: What will you do on your partner's birthday?

Eagle: "Look at the clipping collection at home."

Red (lost): "...does anyone know Hawkeye's birthday? Please phone bugs contact me!"

27: Who was the first to confess?

Eagle: "I don't remember confessing to each other."

Hong: "If you count it by action...it should be me."

28: How much do you like each other?

Eagle: "There is nothing to compare."

Hong: "We can't tolerate his weakness, serious injury and coma."

29: Ah, is it love?

Eagle: "...he is different."

Hong (smiling): "Who knows?"

30: What did the other party say and you can’t help it?

Eagle (repeating earnestly): "Hey, Mihawk, are you still a pirate like a mother-in-law?"

Hong (continuing in the black line): "I'm suddenly not sure what kind of heart is hidden under your paralyzed face..."

G (confused): "?"

Hong: "It's nothing... when he said that I have no right to interfere with his freedom as a pirate."

31: What should I do if I suspect that the other party wants to change?

Eagle: "That's his freedom."

Hong (laughs): "I really want to have a look."

32: Is it allowed to see different ideas?

Eagle: "It has nothing to do with me."

Hong (with a candid smile): "I've always hoped that he would have a partner by his side."

33: What should I do if the other party is one hour late for a date?

Eagle: "Wait."

Hong: "He won't be late."

34: Which part of your partner do you like the most?

Eagle: "...the left hand."

Hong (with a slightly stiff expression): "Are you still thinking about that matter?"

Eagle: "It's a pity that we can no longer duel."

Hong: "...his eyes."

35: Which behavior of the other party is the most coquettish?

Eagle: "He's not coquettish, he has bad taste."

Hong (laughs): "There are times when the eyes are shaken."

36: When do two people feel nervous?

Eagle: "No."

Hong: "The time he was conspired and injured."

37: Have you ever lied to someone? Are you good at lying?

Eagle: "That kind of boring stuff doesn't make sense."

Hong: "It's just some things that we haven't asked each other about,"

38: What do you feel the happiest about?

Eagle: "When he sleeps and doesn't talk."

Hong (reminiscing very much): "I can eat the food he cooked."

39: Have you ever quarreled?

Eagle: "No."

Hong: "Even if there are some differences, we can't quarrel."

40: What kind of quarrel was it?

Eagle: "We won't meet."

Hong: "When I'm drunk, I'll write out my resignation."

41: How to reconcile?

Eagle: "Sit down and have a good talk."

Hong: "Drinking together is enough."

42: Do you want to be lovers even if you reincarnate?

Eagle: "This kind of illusory question is very boring."

Hong: "How can a pirate believe in fate?"

43: When did you feel "loved"?

Eagle: "It is still not certain about this matter."

Hong: "When he takes care of others carefully, but it is more obvious when he responds."

Eagle & G: "..."

44: When did you feel "Don't you love me???"?

Eagle: "When I went to find him with the arrest warrant for the straw hat boy...it was ignored."

Hong: "He never came to me for a drink in those seven years."

45: How do you show love?

Eagle: "Go and see him."

Hong: "I'm trying to take every opportunity to perform."

46: If you die, will you die before the opponent? Or will you die later?

Eagle: "He didn't die so easily."

Hong (smiling): "The world's number one swordsman is also the same."

47: Is there something hidden between the two of you?

Eagle: "No."

Hong: "It's just that some things don't interfere with each other."

48: What is your complex?

Eagle: "Practice sword."

G: "I think maybe it should be called chopping the boat..."

Red: "Wine^_^"

49: Is the relationship between the two recognized by the people around you? Or is it kept secret?

Eagle: "It seems to have been in an unreliable newspaper."

Hong: "So what if it's kept secret or recognized?"

50: Do you think the love between the two will last forever?

Eagle: "Just keep the status quo."

Hong: "The older you get, the faster time passes... A lifetime is not such a long time."

51: Are you subject? Or attack?

Eagle: "Attack."

Hong: "Accept."

52: Why did you decide?

Eagle: "It's his decision."

Hong (with a calm smile): "Unfortunately, I met a cautious guy. If I made a fire once, I'm afraid there won't be a next time...so it's better for him to take the initiative."

53: Are you satisfied with this state?

Eagle: "It's okay."

Hong: "There are too few opportunities to be together."

54: Where was the first H?

Eagle: "On his boat."

Hong: "His bed."

55: What was your impression at that time????

Eagle: "I can't figure out why it developed like this."

Hong: "Fortunately, I didn't miss this time."

56: At that time, what was the other party like?

Eagle: "It seems a little uncomfortable, but the smile is very presumptuous."

Hong: "The hesitant and distracted look is very attractive."

Poor Mr. G couldn't help but go back and confirm the problem of Gongshou.

57: What was the first thing you said in the morning afterwards?

Hong: "Did you sleep well, Hawkeye?"

Eagle: "...very good."

58: How many times a week?

Eagle: "We can change weeks to years."

Hong: "You should ask 'do it every few years'."

G: "..."

59: Ideally how many times a week do you do it?

Eagle: "It doesn't matter."

Hong: "I hope it will be more frequent than before."

G: "..."

Hong: "Don't use the attitude of young people to compare uncles."

60: What kind of H?

Ying: "He is always very proactive, but he is not used to it in the process."

Hong: "It's just because I haven't done it for too long...he has always been gentle."

61: Where do you feel the most?

Eagle: "Where he touched."

Hong: "Regular parts."

62: Where does the other party feel the most?

Hong: "It feels great on the abdominal muscles XD"

Eagle: "His feeling comes faster than mine."

63: Use one sentence to describe the other party at H:

Eagle: "The smile is very bright."

Hong: "The eyes are so beautiful that people don't want to miss a second."

Mr. G, who has finally gotten used to the reversal of attacking and receiving feelings, suddenly has the urge to wipe his nose.

64: Do you like H? Or hate it?

Eagle: "Just do it when you feel it."

Hong: "I probably love this thing a little more than this cold guy."

65: What is the general body position?

Eagle: "Normal position."

Hong (laughs): "In short, we meet face to face, and there were times when we were riding..."

66: What kind of practice do you want to try? (place, time, clothing, etc.)

Eagle: "I really want to know...whether he still feels when he can't see my eyes."

Hong (with a generous smile): "Are you so unconfident? You can try the back position next time."

G: "... What kind of two are these... really pirates==|||"

67: Is the shower before or after H?

Eagle: "Look at the environment at that time."

Hong: "It seems that the few times I did it were after H."

68: When doing it, did the two make an agreement?

Eagle: "No."

Hong: "Let's leave those romantic things to young people."

69: Have you ever had sex with someone other than the other party?

Red (laughs without saying a word).

Eagle (quietly).

G: "Critical moments...why doesn't even Hawkeye answer every question? OTZ"

70: Thoughts on "If you can't get the heart, just the body is fine": for? against?

Eagle: "Not interested in other people's bodies."

Hong: "If the other party is Hawkeye, then..."

Eagle: "In that case, you can't get it."

G: "Since that's the case... getting the body also means getting the heart?"

Eagle (silent).

71: The other party was raped by bad guys, what should I do?

Eagle: "This is an impossible thing."

Hong (laughing): "It's really unfortunate for a guy with such an idea..."

72: Before or after H, which one is more shy?

Eagle: "Why are you shy."

Hong: "Since we have done everything."

73: My friend said? "Only tonight, because it's too lonely" and asked H: What should I do?

Eagle: "Friend? That kind of thing doesn't exist."

Hong: "I think among all my friends, only Mihawk is a lonely guy."

G "Sure enough, they are all masters of diplomatic rhetoric. 』

74: Do you think your skills are good?

Eagle: "I don't think so."

Hong: "It's enough to follow the feeling."

75: What about the other party?

Eagle: "He has always been very cooperative."

Hong: "At least there is tenderness, and physical strength is naturally very good (laughs)."

76: What do you want the other party to say when you do it?

Eagle: "Just shut up."

Hong: "Call me by my name."

77: What expression do you like to see the other person’s face when you are in H?

Eagle: "At that last moment, he restrained his smile and lost his mind."

Hong: "It is not to be missed from the beginning to the end."

78: Do you think it’s okay to have sex with someone other than your lover?

Eagle: "I'm not interested in this kind of thing."

Hong: "I'm a pirate."

G looked at the calm eagle, and finally carefully gave up further tracing of this ambiguous answer.

79: Are you interested in SM?

Eagle: "No."

Hong: "If you ask me that way... I'm suddenly curious about what he will look like when he wakes up. Do you want to try it, Hawkeye?"

Eagle: "Don't mess around, redhead."

G (囧TZ)

80: Suddenly the other party no longer seeks physical needs, what should I do?

Eagle: "I still can't figure out why he invited me. It's a very disadvantageous thing for him to explain."

Hong (laughs): "He never sought it out, so I have to rely on me to take the initiative."

81: How do you feel about rape?

Eagle: "It has nothing to do with me."

Hong: "This kind of thing... I've done it once, I'm afraid I won't have the chance to meet again... In fact, I really want to try it once in a while."

Eagle: "Through the matter now, you who lost your left arm can no longer do it."

Red (suddenly depressed).

82: What is the most difficult thing about H?

Eagle: "About why he wants to do it."

Hong: "He's too passive."

83: Where is the most thrilling H location so far?

Eagle: "It should be Mount Vernon."

Hong: "We both thought that maybe there would be no future."

84: Did the receiving party ask for H?

Hong (resignedly): "I've always been the one taking the initiative."

Eagle: "...Why did it become like this?"

Hong: "I won't take the initiative...how can there be these last fifty questions?"

85: How about the attacking side's reaction?

Eagle: "Although I can't figure it out, it's good to let nature take its course."

Hong: "It's very cute. I will always reject it symbolically, and then I will seriously confirm my thoughts before I act."

86: Has the attacker ever raped?

Eagle: "No."

Hong (laughing): "If you're interested... can we simulate it?"

Eagle & G: "..."

87: What was the recipient's reaction then?

Hong: "I am looking forward to this matter."

Eagle: "...it's not going to happen."

88: Is there an ideal "object of H"?

Eagle: "I haven't thought about it."

Hong: "Adventures are more fun than H most of the time, and I am more willing to find new adventures."

89: Does the other party meet the ideal?

Eagle: "It's okay."

Hong ([-]▽[-]): "Why should I invite him if he doesn't fit the bill?"

90: Do you use props in H?

Eagle: "No need."

Hong: "I always thought he was a master at using props with ingenuity... but not in this kind of thing."

91: How old was your "first time"?

Eagle: "Even when I was young, I was not ignorant of the world."

Hong: "I have been on a pirate ship since I was a child. Of course my experience is good."

92: So, is he the other party now?

Eagle: "I don't think you looked as experienced as you were that time."

Hong: "It can be seen that you don't seem to have much experience."

93: Where do you like to be kissed most?

Eagle: "Lips."

Hong: "...except the left arm."

94: Where is your favorite place to kiss?

Eagle: "I miss his left hand very much."

Hong: "It's really disturbing...it's between his eyebrows."

95: What is the other party's happiest thing in H?

Eagle: "Look at him and be proactive."

Hong (powerless): "...can you judge joy, anger, sorrow and joy from a face that is still calm even if it is H?"

G: "This is really difficult..."

96: What do you think about when you are H?

Eagle: "It's difficult to understand this matter itself, but I will really want to do it."

Hong (laughs easily): "The opportunity is rare, enjoy it, so don't think about anything."

97: How many times do you do it in one night?

Eagle: "Once."

Hong: "It's pretty good to make him fall in love last time..."

98: At H, did you take off your clothes by yourself or were you taken off?

Eagle: "He only has one hand, so it's basically me."

Hong (reminiscing with a smile): "When I was young, he would just pull my clothes symbolically to show that he wanted to do it. After that, I have to take off all the clothes. Isn't it right, shy boy?"

Ying: "Actually, he stripped off all my clothes as soon as I expressed my opinion. Our clothes are easier to take off."

G: "..."

99: What is H to you?

Eagle: "Casual things."

Hong (with a wry smile): "The fastest way to determine whether his feelings still exist."

G: "Action is worse than heartbeat?"

Hong: "This kind of stuffy guy...it's really hard to tell from the surface that his heart is not moving."

100: Please say something to the other party:

Eagle: "... Shanks."

Hong ([-]▽[-]): "Come here for a drink, Mihawk!"

——THEEND——