After raising a cat, he reached the pinnacle of life

More or less, Wen Zheng first heard it from his father.

His memories before the age of five were very vague, but from the time his family moved to Wutong Garden until he was ten years old, he remembered the ordinary life in between.

Wutong Garden is not far from Rongcheng University's faculty and staff family community, with a long history.After his parents retired, they got benefits, chose to go back to college, and bought a house there by the way.

According to the secrecy policy of the subspace at that time, his parents were completely integrated into the environment, and it took a year or two to complete the previously interrupted studies, and both of them were able to stay in school to teach.

From then on, Wen Zheng had a pair of parents who were university teachers. His father taught mathematics, and his mother taught ancient Chinese. The couple bickered all day at home, caring about little things like daily necessities, rice, oil, salt, and who would be judged first.After mixing their mouths, they stick together sweetly and say something nasty about big baby and little baby.

Wen's father smokes, Wen's mother repeatedly banned it, and even bought a huge refrigerator magnet with a sign that smoking is harmful to health on the way out for a trip.It's useless.

For a while, Mother Wen watched closely and searched the body every day. Father Wen quietly went to Wen Zheng's place and asked his son to help him hide the stolen goods.

The sharp-eyed Mother Wen quickly discovered the clues, and carried Wen Zheng to the door, holding a bamboo board and crossing her arms, and asked with a smile, "Is there anything Xiao Zheng wants to tell me?"

Xiao Zheng... Xiao Zheng quickly betrayed his respected old father.

Wen's mother beat Wen's father violently, and the couple almost tore down the wall. The neighbors next door complained wildly and even attracted the police. One day later, Wen's father took the little traitor to the garden for interrogation.

"Why did you betray our secrets?" Dad Wen asked coldly.

Wen's father is 1.9 meters tall, with an ape-armed wasp waist, a muscular body, and he is fierce when he is not smiling.

But Wen Zheng couldn't be afraid of him, so he made a grimace with his tongue sticking out, and said fiercely: "Otherwise? Ms. Liu has heard what you said, so what's the use of keeping it a secret?"

Amused by his son's grimace, the man couldn't hold back his expression, relaxed his eyebrows and smiled.When he smiled, his demeanor was no longer cold and harsh, and his gentleness was so much that it overflowed.

"In this way, dad will make an appointment with you, and we will collude, and your mother won't find out what you say."

Xiao Wenzheng opened his eyes wide under the cover of flowers, curiously asked his father to speak quickly.

Papa Wen picked him up and put him on his shoulder, and he jumped up and landed on the top of the gazebo.Xiao Wenzheng screamed and laughed at the same time, Wen's father scratched his itch with his backhand: "Don't mess around."

"See that sculpture over there?"

"Caesar the Great?"

"Yes. The cipher used by Caesar the Great is called the Caesar cipher..."

……

The picture gradually fades away, and someone is sticking close behind him, hearing Zheng and closing his eyes, listening to the sound of drumming deep in his ears, savoring the gradually dispelling sense of repulsion.

The pendant exchanged for points on the neck is separated from a small piece of skin on the chest.

No one wants to live alone without any worries, and Wen Zheng is no exception.He is not autistic, has no physical illness, and wants a home, similar to the love between parents, the kind that can be called big baby and little baby.

But "liking others" is also a kind of ability, but Wen Zheng just lacks the ability.But he often thought that maybe he wasn't trying hard enough.

Before retiring, he liked a teammate, but after his teammate died, the faint feeling that he couldn't express it was buried in the soil along with the flag of the joint forces.

Shan Yu Yu Lai is not a perfect person, he is a little smooth.

But he cares about the audience's feelings, speaks softly and patiently, is knowledgeable, and is full of protective desire for people.

Even if Wen Zheng doesn't need such protection, he has to admit that no one hates being treated gently.

Wen Zheng endured until the zombie left, and the moment he confirmed that the footsteps disappeared, he raised his foot and kicked open the cabinet door, gasping for breath.

Shan Yu Yulai smiled and patted him on the back: "Are you bored? Actually, it's okay."

-Congratulations, coming out!

- This game has hundreds of millions of people coming out every day, friends, don't think too much!

-Benwei fans are crazy about villains, and want to complain about eel big and indiscriminate Gay people! ?

- Don't say it, I really feel something is wrong. Although Eel usually has a good temper, why do I think he treats Z big special, don't, okay?

-It seems that even if Z big can't be seductive, he won't be lonely

- Sad news!The famous celibate anchor Z-bkc was suddenly gay!We are about to lose a comrade in arms!

-…………

The abnormal heart palpitations just now were left behind by Wen Zheng. He was a little tired and wanted to end this dungeon as soon as possible.

After signaling Shan Yu to come and follow, he strode towards Deng Puyu's direction.

Unfortunately, Deng Puyu was also hiding from the zombies, maybe the hiding place was not very good, Doctor Wayne No. [-] never gave up lightly, waving the drill bit in his hand and rubbing against the cabinet vigorously.Hearing the footsteps behind him, it turned around quickly, its bloodshot eyes gleaming!

"Damn!" Shan Yuyulai just wanted to remind Wen Zheng to take his steps lightly, when the other party stepped into the range of the zombie monster's perception, he couldn't help but explode.He was just about to pull people back for a circle, when he didn't pay attention, he saw Wen Zheng rushing out desperately.

"Little Z!" He shouted in astonishment, and a white light flashed from the opponent's hand, long and long, like a dagger.Before he could see clearly, Wen Zheng rushed up, swayed behind the zombie, and kicked it into the wall.

The rain is about to come: "..."

"What's going on? Where did you get the sword? Did you search the room just now? Can you add some temporarily?"

Seeing the zombies squirming humbly against the wall, even though they were so nervous that the rain was about to come, they couldn't be more nervous, so they asked as they walked.

Wen Zheng didn't answer, grabbed the back collar of Dr. Wayne's white coat, tore it off the wall, avoided its front, and smashed it at the elbow with a ruler.

The ruler was quite heavy, and when it collided with the bone, it made a toothache muffled sound. With two pops, the zombie's hands hung down, and it could only struggle slightly.Wen Zheng continued to work hard, and after dismantling his hands and feet, his movements were natural and smooth, just like a skilled worker.

The skilled worker stepped on the zombie's lower back, grasped its mandible with both hands, and pulled it hard——

The zombie broke in half, turned into pink smoke with a bang, and dropped an unknown scroll.

-666666

- While making the sound of 666, I gave Z a big reward.I like to watch Big Z fight bosses in the living space, because it looks more elegant than escape.

- Your filter in front? ? ?

-Looking at it this way, Big Z is already very gentle with those props!

Shan Yuyu was silent for a while, then said with difficulty: "...What is it in your hand?"

"This?" Wen Zheng picked up the paper roll, casually set the measuring scale as a share, and when he let go, the prop emitting white light floated in the air.

The ruler slowly rotates 360 degrees, and there is a transparent pop-up window in the upper right corner.

【Measurement ruler】

permanent props.

No.17 living space black box test, outstanding tester award.

Use: It can accurately measure the distance of the vector line segment of the item.Restrictions: Inside the room.

Shan Yu was about to suffocate for a while, it was unbelievable: "Outstanding tester?"

Wen Zheng hummed and put away the ruler.

At that time, there were several props to choose from, but they were not very useful. After all, if there were puzzles in the dungeon, there would be clues, and they could usually be found.If you can't think of the answer, adding props generally can't break the game.

This tool mainly symbolizes honor, and Wen Zheng chose the most "practical" one.

Facts have proved that it is indeed very practical, although he can also fight monsters with bare hands.

Outstanding tester is a title that can only be obtained by players who have made significant contributions to the game. Shan Yuyu came to know the two anchors, and they all regard this name as a golden signboard, bragging about it when they meet, and the effect is very good.

Xiao Z is a little-known little anchor, whose points can count over [-] in the survival game section of the imao platform. He only broadcasts live two nights a week. It is said that his most famous feature is that he insists on not keeping cats.

As a result, he even won the "Outstanding Tester" award! ?

Fans, why don't you bring this up?

And his skill...

Wen Zheng opened the scroll, turned around and saw Shan Yuyulai with a shocked face, he couldn't help smiling: "It's strange?"

"No... actually quite suitable for you?" Shan Yuyulai's eyes flashed: "Have you always dealt with bosses like this?"

"That's right——" Deng Puyu finally poked his head out of the cabinet, and seeing that the zombies were really gone, he happily called Wen Zheng's father, left and right again and again.

Shan Yu wanted to swallow what he wanted to say.

The scroll reminds you to pay attention to those X-rays. This should be a reminder to players who cannot solve the password.

But they've undone that fear, and the note is useless.

Wen Zheng was about to enter the password, but Xuanyuan Tianlu was late.

He had a gloomy face, he didn't know what had provoked him again, Deng Puyu also obediently stayed still, not really wanting to put his face on his cold ass.

"Fear. Fear." Shan Yu said, "Is this the door of fear? Or is it meant to break fear?"

Deng Puyu answered: "If it's going to be broken, why not call it the Gate of Courage?"

"Hey." Xuanyuan Tianlu said, and the two turned to look at him: "It's courageous, it's really courageous, a big man wants someone to save him, it's really bad. In the end, you two hugged each other, let the brothers and I be one-on-two, mom hit me for a long time."

Deng Puyu choked: "What do you mean? Men can't be saved? I just want my brother to save me, what do you care about me?"

It's not about Deng Puyu's Xuanyuan Tianlu: "..."

He held back his fire, and secretly spat at Shang Shan Yu Yu Lai's expression of disapproval.

He is a fresh anchor, and most of his fans are men, and he hates watching the anchor hide and hide when encountering monsters.Originally, he took a big hook from the safe and could fight the boss, but he was unlucky and was outflanked by two monsters.

He couldn't fight one-on-two, so he had to find a place to hang around.

Then he was scolded by the audience to the eighteenth generation of his ancestors.

If Shan Yu wanted to help that Z or something, would he be like this?

The door of fear opened, and there was a warm yellow light after entering.

The story of the little girl Susan was played in the form of a holographic film, which was roughly consistent with their guess.

Susan hugged the white rabbit, and was finally sent to the Wayne Clinic by her mother against the big black hole in her mouth that didn't even have gums.

She fled screaming, was caught again, and tied tightly with rope.

The image disappeared, replaced by a rag doll, Susan, who was fixed on the treatment chair in the middle of the room.

Large mechanical telescopic rods appeared in the left and right corners, all aimed at the center of the room.The front end of the telescopic rod was empty, and several people quickly made a judgment and installed all the tweezers and hooks in the safe before.

The gates slam shut, red lights flash, and a countdown timer suddenly hangs overhead, showing they only have 5 minutes!

The BGM of the boss battle also sounded, the rhythm was too fast, and the more you listened, the more urgent it became.

"What is this for!?" Deng Puyu frantically knocked on the telescopic pole.The atmosphere was tense, Wen Zheng was a little sweaty, and squatted down to observe the button at the root of the telescopic pole.

Up, forward, down, shrink.

There is also a how-to guide posted on the wall.

"I got it!" He shouted, "We must do it together! Do it in order, don't bump into each other!"

This level tests the cooperation of the team. Before he had time to explain, he looked at Shan Yu Yu Lai: "Listen to me!"

Shan Yu was taken aback for a moment, then said: "Okay!"

Wen Zheng is not afraid in the face of danger, and appears very calm at this moment.After assigning tasks, commanding the buttons, and checking the time, the mechanical arm was methodically extended to Susan in the middle of the medical chair under the operation of four people.

"Shanyu goes up to the left....Xiaoyu goes to the right, one more time!...The road to heaven shrinks, fuck?"

The drill bit that was supposed to be retracted suddenly jumped forward for a while, Deng Puyu screamed anxiously!

"Tianlu, you take it! Do you take it or let it go!?"

"Heavenly Road!!" Shan Yu also yelled, "Don't be distracted!"

"Damn it, I pressed it wrong!" Tianlu was sweating, "It won't go back!"

The drill rotated and hit the front of the Susan puppet, and it was about to poke the puppet straight through——

In an instant, Wen Zheng got out from the lower part of the mechanical arm, jumped onto the central treatment table like a ghost, and clamped the drill bit with both hands to block the impact!

"Take it!!" With blue veins popping out of his forehead, he yelled at Xuanyuan Tianlu.

"Okay!" Tianlu looked panicked, lowered his head and pressed the button.The mechanical arm that was expected to be retracted immediately did not obey, and suddenly thrust forward!

Wen Zheng was stunned for a second, the drill pierced through his body, and then turned into white light and returned to the living room lounge.

【gameover】

Wen Zheng gasped for breath, and the bullet screen was in an uproar.

- fuck it! ?

-Hold?

- Is Xuanyuan Tianlu an idiot?Frame other anchors like this?Think we have no fans at Z?

- fucking mentally retarded

- How is Big Z, take a rest, tonight is simply

- fuck i want to report with my real name

Wen Zheng panted for half a minute before his chaotic mood gradually calmed down.

"I'll log off first, and I'll tell Xiaoyu later." After he finished speaking to the barrage, he clicked logout directly. After a slight dizziness, Wen Zheng took off his glasses and sat up.

Dahei was still nesting in the nest made of old clothes, and he looked over as soon as Wen Zheng moved.

The golden eyes are like top gemstones, and the lights reflect a psychedelic and brilliant brilliance.Such beauty should even be recorded in some aesthetic magazine.

Wen Zheng paused, put his hand on the cat's head, and stroked down along the back—smoothly.

Hold.

Is it because cats are not easy to masturbate?

It's not fun to play this broken game.

Wen Zheng thought angrily.

An hour later, he was almost hypnotized by the soft background music of the geography program. After waking up, he quickly got out of bed and turned on the background of the live broadcast of love cats.

First, I clicked on the report to Xuanyuan Tianlu. The reason for the report was malicious attack, and then I filled out the registration form for the host competition and submitted it.

The back office quickly passed the application, and the broker's phone call followed.

"Big Z!!! How did you figure it out!? I want to ask you out for a drink!"

"No drinking." Wen Zheng said coldly, "I'm dead."

"Don't! Tell me about your mental journey!?"

"..." Wen Zheng closed his eyes in humiliation.

"Keeping cats, I have no money."

Agent: "...Don't you still have a salary?"

"not enough."

The manager was furious: "What kind of cat do you raise!? Eat gold!?"

No.

Dahei only eats food cooked by me.

Wen Zheng was noncommittal, said goodbye and hung up the phone.

As for the other reason, he didn't plan to tell his agent, otherwise the other party would lose his hair.

Wen Zheng thought kindly.

The author has something to say: Dahei: Why does the future wife always dangle naked in front of me?incomprehensible.

Dahei: Let me see how to use these glasses.