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[Chat] The "Da Da" in August [-], who relied on passers-by and teammates to suck rewards and suppress the powerful god

As in the title, three days after the anchor competition started, Shan Yu’s total reward amount was not as high as that of a certain Z night. It’s easy to go wrong these days.

1l: The landlord is sick?

2l: That's right. I've been wanting to complain for a long time. Isn't this just luck?I met a passer-by who brought his own topic, and by selling rot with passers-by, the idiot fans screamed for rewards.I don't have any skills, but there are a lot of dramas

3l: Which eye of ls can see whether he is capable or not?Dog eyes?

4l: My slot is different from lz, I don't understand, that passer-by pinches his face to look good, but it's not that he is good-looking, what if there is a bald monster with a full face and buck teeth under the skin?Isn't it reasonable to pursue perverted people because they don't have beauty?I don't know what to chase

5l: lz named her by name, and I also let it go. The key to this matter is not how z attracts fans, but that Shan Yu is suppressed by him.If Shan Yu was smarter and used his brains, he wouldn't be at such a disadvantage. These days he is really bullying honest people

6l: I just laughed.

7l: I laughed too, Shan Yu, honest man?Hahaha

8l: Why are you so angry?The relationship between steaming and cooking is very good, and the fans will end up fighting first?interesting?Do you guys complain about the eels, eels, maybe you are thinking about hugging Z's thigh!

9l: What are you arguing about? I'm eel and Z have a very good relationship. Look, I posted a picture of eating together.

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124l: Are commercial marketing serious?Guaranteed that eel wants to create a fan family like Xuanyuan Tianlu, win over the new little celebrity z-bkc, and plan to create greater glories together

125l: Crooked, if they really started a family, what prefix would they use?

126l: Wow, good question upstairs!Huangfu is a big thief, Ouyang Shanyu hahahahahaha

127l: ……………ls What kind of devil, fork it out

128l: It's disgusting. I've been a fan of Shanyu for two years, and this is the first time I feel so uncomfortable. Seeing Lalang physically disgusted, what did Shanyu do wrong to be humiliated like this?

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578l: I just want to say one thing, when did Z go astray?He opened a random row in front of all the audience, and the only fixed teammate was Brother Yu, so it was luck to be in the queue with the collapsed man.As we all know, the chance of encountering acquaintances randomly is very small. Even if they really know each other in private, the chance of encountering them is negligible if they line up together with a stopwatch.

And looking at the performance in the game, the two are obviously not familiar with each other. It is said that they met once in the escape, but the relationship is definitely not very good, and some people say that deliberately selling rot is even more nonsense. Which eye do you see them? Have an ambiguous move? Z University was really angry in the end, and his complexion was not good. If someone insisted on blindfolding and saying that they followed the script, then I would not be able to wake up the person who pretended to be asleep.

After all, everyone knows that during the black box test, all copies are made public for the first time, and no one knows the content except the insiders of the game company.Then here comes the problem, the person who said Z Da and Bengfunan colluded in acting - Z Da is really capable, predicts teammates, predicts dungeons, the script is ups and downs, and his acting skills are comparable to international movie kings...

Thank you for the compliment.

579l: row upstairs

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847l: So this post has become a theory of luck, right?Should the old live broadcaster who is down-to-earth be trampled by the luck of the newcomers?

848l: Shan Yu's fan group is already organizing activities. Everyone feels so distressed by being suppressed by z this time, and many people cried.It seems that some local tyrant fans just hit [-] and bought a hot search on Weibo to help Shanyu

829l: Hot search! ?What to search for! ? ?

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858l: ... I see, it's poisonous, Shanyu fans have money to market their own, why are you trolling?

859l: #心爱山雨# Hahahahahaha!The topic is full of grievances, saying that the popularity of veteran anchors has been crushed, because passers-by are too good-looking, criticizing the current audience for being superficial and blind

860l: Damn it!Is that generally good looking?That's a broken suit man! ! !For his sake, the escape company shut down the server for four hours to repair the server. I heard that they bought a batch of new ones three days ago to expand the capacity. Did you see the news! ? ? ...Although I feel sorry for them doing white jobs, it seems that Bengfunan doesn't play anymore...

861l: ? ? ? ? ls really?Where did you read it?

862l: Guide the way to escape and kill the official blog of Huaxia District [website link]

863l: …………#心感迷接Server#

864l: This is the trending search from the day before yesterday, it’s already downloaded, you guys are so late

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1086l: Fuck, Shan Yu Fan is so awesome, I really sent him back to the first place, convinced

1087l: Selling miserably is so useful?

1088l: If you sell badly, you will sell badly. If you step on z, what do you mean? Those little fans of him still claim to be old, and they don’t look very rational at the moment

1089l: Z big fans can't beat it, there are many new fans, inexperienced, not united.

1090l: What else can One Alphabet do besides relying on cat marketing?

1091: Yes, congratulations to Shan Yu for winning the game. I wonder if their friendship will capsize.

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Wen Zheng's health has always been good, but this high fever came and went quickly, and it was almost gone by morning.After waking up, there was no abnormality except that his body was weak.

Sweating a lot during the night, he threw the quilt into the automatic cleaner, and tried to twitch the sheets tightly pressed by the big black.

It was the first time that the cat was held by him to sleep, and it was quite peaceful at night, and he didn't want to wake up now.Wen Zheng scooped it up and put it on the pillow.

"Hey, let me wash the sheets."

Dahei yawned and fell asleep again.

The sheets had just been thrown in the cleaner when Wen Zheng got a call.

The agent asked bitterly, "Why didn't you broadcast it yesterday? You've been suppressed again, you know!"

"Oh." Wen Zheng cleared his throat: "I didn't feel well yesterday."

The manager became gentle in a second: "What's the matter? Did you catch a cold? Is it serious? Go to the hospital and remember to send me a bill for reimbursement, ex-No.1 treatment."

Wen Zheng: "..."

After explaining the situation with the agent, and promising to broadcast it tonight, the other party stopped talking for a while, and said, "Have you watched the trending search?"

"what?"

"Shan Yu's fans are stepping on you on Weibo. Don't really hate yourself, just pretend to be dead. I'm in touch with your fans."

"Okay." Wen Zheng was calm.

Wen Zheng is a person who has a history of being a fan, but he was not popular at that time, and this time the one who scolded him was someone else's fan, if he got impulsive, he might tear up the platform. to the situation.

Hanging up the phone, Wen Zheng sat in front of the host, just clicked on the trending search list, the phone started singing again, don't get angry and hurt your body.

It's a very appropriate song, but Wen Zheng is in a good mood now.

"Mountain rain?"

"Little Z, have you seen the trending searches?"

look in.Wen Zheng thought to himself while scrolling down, your fans have filled my private mailbox to the brim, and homophonic swearing has remained unchanged for hundreds of years, which is quite boring.

"I'm here to apologize for my fans. Some people are young and difficult to manage. I have nothing to do, and my manager won't let me say harsh words." He was quite annoyed: "Do you have any ideas? Let's discuss it. I can cooperate with you."

Wen Zheng cleared the private message: "It's okay."

"Hey, I'm serious, I can't help you with the password, and this time..."

"It really doesn't matter." Wen Zhengdian Kaishanyu's top Weibo was posted this morning, and the content is only a short line: [I have a very good relationship with Xiao Z, really (laughing and crying.gif)].

It's really not serious, it's as if you didn't say it.

"Don't be polite to me, we have to double row together on Friday."

"I remember." Wen Zheng exchanged a few words, then hung up the phone, remembering the key, and lost interest in talking to him again.I can untie it myself, sooner or later.

After flipping through it, in the Weibo scolding battle, their own fans were obviously at a disadvantage, and some little girls were about to cry.

Wen Zheng thought for a while, carried Dahei to the coffee table in the living room, took out his mobile phone, pointed at the cat, and started recording a video: "Dahei, are you watching TV?"

Dahei was in a drowsy sleep, and turned over impatiently, making it clear that he didn't want to talk to him.Wen Zheng looked more and more cute, approached it, and wanted to reach out to touch its head, Dahei reacted accurately, and opened his hand with a paw.

The little meat pad was soft, Wen Zheng saw that it squinted its eyes, knew it was about to wake up, and asked again: "Are you really not watching TV? I'll turn on the projector for you."

"Hey..." Dahei shook his head, and glanced at the phone that Wen Zheng was holding up. He was a little confused, but he had already stood on the coffee table. After stretching, he fiddled with the remote control in front of him.

The cat's paw skillfully pressed the top red dot, and the projection turned on with a snap. It was an agricultural wealth channel.

Dahei didn't seem interested, he tapped the remote control a few times, and the cat's claws left an afterimage, and the screen changed - "My Mother-in-law".

Wen Zheng: "..."

Really like watching this so much?Obviously, on the first day, I also watched the geographical environment documentary.

But Wen Zheng still indulged and said: "Then let's do this."

End recording.

After the dead pet photographer z-bkc fell into the turmoil of being trampled and fell down in the rankings, the first Weibo post turned out to be Sunmao.Passers-by who eat melons have expressed their freshness and refinement, this is to go to the end of the marketing route of relying on cats!

The fans were arguing and tearing up, and the anchor they liked even showed their cats. Many people were dissatisfied and said, does Z University not feel sorry for us?

Then click into Weibo...

Fans: ………

Is the speaker big z?Fuck, his voice is so nice!

Everything about Z in the game is default, including the sound.Although the default sound is pretty good, it is much worse than real people.

At the beginning of the camera, a foot with the size of Z appeared, and then he shook his hand a little bit. In just these few frames, the fans almost suffocated to death with excitement. When the camera moved to Dahei, everyone was still a little disappointed.

But... Ask the cat if he can watch TV? Z big wake up?

The following plot can be called magical. Although Dahei's behavior is the same as that of ordinary cats, he pressed the remote control cooperatively as if he understood it.The big black paws snapped and pressed, as if impatient.

Yes, kind of cute.

Fan a: Look at it this way, is Dahei ugly?

Get used to round and tender cats, when you see Dahei for the first time, your first reaction is ugly.However, as more and more photos were released by Z Da Hei, everyone was shocked to find that this idea has become more and more rare, and they almost don't know how ugly Da Hei is.

The discussion about Dahei swept the entire anchor circle, and the ranking dispute between Shanyu and z-bkc suddenly ended as one side changed the subject, and Shanyu's fans didn't react.

A Shanyu fan was swearing back and forth with a Z fan. They just had a lot of conversations, and the other party sent a smiley face after a while: "Look at the cat, I won't reply."

Shanyu powder:? ? ?

Shan Yu fans continued to scold: &*(#*(#!

Z Fan: Do you like watching "My Mother-in-law"?

Shanyu powder:?What?

Z fan: It is said that it is Dahei's favorite drama, I'm going to follow the drama, for nothing!

Shan Yufen: ... Fuck.

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After Wen Zheng posted the video, he saw that the comment area was much better, so he didn't care about it anymore.Still feeling powerless after illness, he changed his clothes and went out for a run as usual. When he went out, Dahei jumped off the coffee table and followed him.

This scene is so familiar, I want to go out and let the wind go.

What Bai Shuang said to him yesterday was still in my ears. Although the possibility of Dahei being a wild cat in the mountains was very small, he was not afraid of the outdoors like many pet cats.

"Go for a run together?"

"Roar--"

Wen Zheng didn't buy a leash, so he paid close attention to Dahei's route at first. After running half a circle, he saw that Dahei was always following him one meter away, so he gradually accelerated his pace and ran at the speed he was used to.

One person and one cat ran around the community five times, and Wen Zheng broke out in sweat.When he stopped panting for breath, he saw that Dahei looked not tired at all, he took a few steps and then squatted down, with a heroic posture.

"I'll take you on a run in the future." Panting, Wen Zheng tugged at his t-shirt to wipe off his sweat, then turned his head and saw a sign hanging outside the roadside pavilion, saying that if you take pets out, please put them on a leash.

Wen Zheng paused, then turned around: "Go, buy a rope and go home."

There was a girl at the gate of the community who was distributing leaflets. Wen Zheng hugged Dahei, took it with one hand, and said thank you.

Galaxy Pet Chain - Love cats even if you love cats![-] minus [-], come to the carnival meow~

Wen Zheng: "..." Absolutely.

Yinhe Pet Chain Store is the largest chain store for pets. The one closest to Wutong Garden is very big, with a plaza and eight floors. Wen Zheng has passed by countless times, but has never stepped into it.

Finally got a taste of it today.

Going in and out, many people carried cat boxes and cat bags on their backs, although there were some who held them directly in their hands like Wen Zheng, but very few.

The first floor is a variety of pet clothing brands, the second and third floors sell cats, and the upper floors are daily necessities, toys, canned cat food and various small snacks.

Going up to the second floor, chain cattery houses are opened in various facades according to the brand, and there are all cages at a glance.

The air smelled of animals mixed with deodorant, mild but not pleasant.

The soft and sweet meows of the cats came one after another. They were slender, soft and fragile, and their hairs stood up when they heard it, feeling a little uncomfortable.

He used to hate cats, and he hated scenes like this.

"Hello, do you need any help? Which breed of cat do you want to buy? Our family is holding an event recently. Buy cats and get cat food for free. The mall also gets [-] off for purchases of [-]. You can use superimposed discounts! "

A female shopping guide stopped in front of the store and greeted him warmly.

"gentlemen?"

"..." Wen Zheng looked at a flat-faced white cat in the cage.The cat was well groomed, only half the size of Dahei, with soft ears, and far less natural and agile eyes than Dahei.Shrunk in a small cage, can turn around, walk two steps, no more.

"Don't buy a cat." He came back to his senses and turned away.The shopping guide is unclear, so: "Welcome to come again next time!"

Wen Zheng hurried downstairs with Dahei in his arms, not in a good mood.

He randomly walked into a small pet supply store a few hundred meters away, and a regular customer in front of him was coming out, smiling and shouting: "Thank you, boss!"

Wen Zheng went in by mistake, and said casually, "Boss, a leash."

The young boss with yellow hair was sitting behind the counter, frantically playing games on his mobile phone.As soon as Wen Zheng approached, his movements suddenly stopped, and he raised his head slowly, with a frightened expression on his face, and muttered in his mouth, as if something was wrong.

"Boss?" Wen Zheng frowned and reminded again.

The little boss has a round face, which is considered pleasing, a bit like Deng Puyu.But his eyes were rounder and larger, with a slant at the end, a double standard cat's eye, with amber pupils.

"Oh my god!" He jumped up suddenly, threw his phone away, and stuck his whole body against the wall behind him, trembling.It looked like, if the wall was softer, he could embed himself in it.

Dahei suddenly made a move, and jumped lightly from Wen Zheng's arms onto the counter, with his head held high: "Ho—"

The author has something to say: "My Mother-in-law" Publicity Studio: What's going on?Why the sudden spike in traffic? ? ?