Earth Raiders progress report [comprehensive British and American]

The author has something to say: Well, the scale of this chapter may be a bit large, and there is no driving, but the logic of the protagonist at the end may make some people uncomfortable, so I remind you in advance that he is really not a normal person, and the three views are very strange

Regarding this question, Sheldon, who is still single and has no plans to find a partner so far, recalled the conclusion he reached when using this method, "From my actual experience of using this method, sex|love is better than chocolate. More attractive, when Leonard asked me to make peace with Penny, I used chocolate as an incentive to reform Penny, but when it came to sex|love, chocolate was immediately thrown aside by them."

Having said that, Shelton seemed to think of something again, and added: "But since the subject of the experiment is single and there are no more control groups, this is only the conclusion based on Penny as the subject of the experiment. The frequency of coitus is enough to conclude that Penny enjoys this behavior as an individual. Although my other friends are also very enthusiastic about sex|love, I am not sure whether your romantic partner is also interested There is a love and a need for this.”

This answer made Joshua slightly frown, not because of the later supplement, but because of the way the other party proposed, "Frankly speaking, human copulation behavior is somewhat difficult for me."

"Oh..." Shelton responded with an enlightened and flat expression for this answer, then he paused, and adjusted his facial expression to a serious and solemn range, "Sorry, I'm not sure about human social norms. Is it a matter of privacy, but ... IMHO, is it a physical problem or a psychological problem?"

"Strictly speaking, it's probably a psychological problem." Joshua didn't seem to think that there was anything wrong with this problem, and explained: "You know, this is an overly intimate behavior, and maybe it's because of the long-term relationship. , I don’t seem to be able to produce the physiological reaction that a human male should have for my love object, generally speaking, I don’t have similar desires for the time being.”

Speaking of this question, Joshua made another digression, "It seems that women are easier to solve when facing my problems. It is more intuitive for men to respond than women. If the sex|love partner is For a person who pays attention to the feelings of the other person, it is difficult for this kind of encouragement to be successful, but this can also explain why in a considerable number of marriages, women still have to solve the problem of orgasm on their own. Obviously their Partners pay less attention to how they actually feel."

"Understandable." Shelton nodded, not sure whether he agreed with him about the difficulty of copulation or the conclusions drawn later, but it seemed to be both, because afterward he said: "There are considerable scientific data for Marriage|sex|life came to similar conclusions, and having two naked|naked people get too close is just too much of a safe and hygienic concern."

Apparently, Caltech's talented physicist was quite sympathetic to his friend's difficult relationship situation, and he soon came up with another solution, "In my personal opinion, I think you can consider ending the relationship." Relationship, this solves the problem between you from the root, in fact, I still can't understand why you need a love partner."

"Given that I have no parents or siblings in this world, it was logical to seek a partner if I needed to find a family member in the shortest possible time, with legal consequences soon." Short Brown The young man who sent it straightforwardly explained his problem.

"Indeed, marriage partners are the type of family members that can be quickly recognized by the law." Sheldon once again agreed with Joshua's statement, and then he thought of a question, "Sorry, I seem to have mentioned your sad things about the family , if you were here I should make you a cup of hot tea, but since we are video chatting now, would you be okay with watching me make hot tea from across the screen, or would you make a cup yourself and pretend I did it? "

Joshua declined the offer, "No, I don't need a cup of hot tea just yet."

"That's right, forgive me for living with ordinary people for too long, and being poisoned by my roommates and friends." The young physicist expressed his apology through the screen, "This is the social norm of human beings, and there is no relationship between us." Fake courtesies are required."

"Sheldon?" The roommate who was mentioned many times came out from a further place and asked, "I seem to have heard my name?"

"Oh Leonard." Sheldon turned to look at his roommate who came out of the room, "I must say, I mentioned your name one minute and 14 seconds ago, and you only now realize that I mentioned it Your name, I have to wonder if your reflexes have dropped significantly."

Leonard is clearly used to his roommate's behavior, "Oh, so I need to change into my normal clothes to get out of the room or is it my fault?"

In this regard, Sheldon said honestly: "Yes, this is a matter of your dressing speed. I don't need to consider whether you are naked|naked or in pajamas in my room, because there is no need to respond to one thing." Just walk out of the room."

Joshua had to remind his netizens, "Sheldon, he is mocking you."

"Oh..." The young physicist put on another dazed look, which turned into an offended response, "Sarcasm about my honest statistics, Leonard, I have to say you're really getting better It's getting more dangerous."

Leonard: "..."

Considering that it was not the first day for him to get along with Sheldon, Leonard quickly adjusted his mentality and asked his original question, "Leave that aside, who are you chatting with?"

"Your ability to change the subject is terrible, Leonard." Shelton commented, but still answered his question, "This is Joshua."

"Joshua? That Joshua?" Leonard raised his voice, "Why didn't you tell me you knew Joshua?"

For this question, Sheldon frowned, "I don't think I have an obligation to report to you about my own online dating status, Leonard."

This seemingly well-founded answer made Leonard pause for a while, and then ignored his roommate, but turned to the screen and said, "Uh hi, Joshua."

"Hello, Dr. Hofstadter." The young man on the other side of the screen nodded his greeting, "I've heard about you for a long time."

"Oh... oh, my honor." Having said that, it still made him feel a little guilty about being mentioned by Sheldon, after all, his genius roommate always maintained a contemptuous attitude towards his academics.

But before he could explain a few words for himself, Sheldon spoke first, "Speaking of Leonard, Joshua and I are discussing how to solve the problems in our relationship. You and Penny are currently maintaining a relationship. A seemingly harmonious relationship, would you be willing to discuss it with Joshua?"

This is indeed a good way, Joshua thought, and asked Leonard: "Yes, Dr. Hofstadter, how do you maintain a harmonious relationship with your partner?"

"Uh..." This question made Leonardo pause, and he reflected on his own relationship with his beautiful girlfriend, and replied uncertainly: "The persistent thick-skinned stalking and worship Behavior?"

There was a brief silence throughout the conversation.

"I want to express my apologies to you again, Joshua." Sheldon's expression was like a parent apologizing for a child who caused trouble at home, "I didn't consider the unequal relationship between Leonard and Penny, obviously this A suggestion would be insulting to you."

After a short silence, Joshua still replied: "Thank you for your suggestion, Dr. Hofstadter, but my love partner and I are in an equal relationship. I'm afraid your experience is not applicable to us. .”

"Looks like we're going to have to get back to sex|intercourse again now," Sheldon said with a sigh, not paying attention to his roommate's reaction to what he had just said.

"Yes." Joshua nodded, ignoring Leonard's expression, "Considering the importance of sex|behavior|behavior in the process of human communication, I have actually begun to find a solution for this kind of couple's behavior. I am actually practicing not to make the other party solve their sexual needs through too intimate contact recently, and I have to say that the number of ways humans have created for this activity from ancient times to the present is still amazing.”

"Uh, I'm sorry," Leonard finally found a chance to intervene in this conversation, "What do you mean by 'do not make the other party solve their sexual needs through too intimate contact'?"

"Through the survey data, I found that language and writing can solve part of the problem, but because there is no contact, this will lead to the subsequent desire for contact, so in comparison, using props like whips is more A reasonable choice, some contact, and not too intimate." The brown-haired, brown-eyed youth explained.

Seeing that Leonard didn't respond for a while, Joshua added: "Generally speaking, I choose to use S|M instead of phone sex|love and text sex|love. Through the practice of a certain number of human beings, so far I have almost Mastered in a way that most people would be excited about."

"No, wait..." Leonard felt that there was a problem with his comprehension ability for a while, "If I understand correctly, you are saying that you have to practice with someone who is not your lover... to solve the problem. Sex|love issues between you and your lover?"

Joshua did not refute, "Yes, I understand what you want to express, but I don't have physical contact with them, and both parties clearly have nothing to do with feelings. In fact, they are even willing to pay for it."

"I think I need to point out..." Leonard said with some difficulty, "Such behavior belongs to...uh...male|prostitutes..."

This made Joshua tilt his head, "I didn't sell my body, and everyone was fully clothed, I was only responsible for whipping them, and they felt... pleasure for it, and it seemed to be out of a strong need to be controlled , they offered to entrust the money to me for safekeeping, and I must point out that I did not use a penny of their money, in fact, it was quite miraculous, and at a later stage they seemed to take pleasure in simply entrusting the money to me."

"Ah..." Leonard was surprised by the other party's description. To be precise, "Is there such an operation?" written on his face, and then he finally choked out a sentence, "This is really not mind control ?"

The question made Joshua turn to the talented physicist aside, "Am I researching too deeply?"