[Comprehensive British and American] When the "real" Wes met Jarvis

Raising a child is a very new experience. Although this child is not really a human being, his every move makes it easy to forget that he is just an artificial intelligence.

At least that's how it was for Tony.

"One Tony, two Tonys, three Tonys..." a small whisper sounded in his ear.

Tony: "..."

He opened his eyes suddenly, turned his head, and stared blankly at the projection leaning against his bed.

"……what are you doing?"

Zhen Weisi leaned his head against Tony's bed, blinked his green eyes, and said innocently, "I want you to fall asleep early."

"It is said on the Internet that counting sheep helps you sleep," Zhen Weisi said seriously, "so I want you, Tony, to sleep better!"

Tony climbed into bed until six o'clock in the morning, finally got a little drowsy and flew away like this: "..."

He couldn't help but raised his hand and rubbed the center of his brows, his voice was a little dry and low due to staying up late, "Zhen Weisi, as long as you are quiet, it will be the greatest help to me."

Zhen Weisi looked at the tired expression on Tony's face and the thick dark circles under his eyes, and was silent for a while before whispering, "Okay."

"Jarvis, take him out of the room."

"Okay, sir."

In fact, Jarvis didn't need to say anything, the child had obediently left Tony's bedroom, but he seemed a little depressed.

"Sir, I don't have any opinion on you, Zhen Weisi." Although Jarvis, who has a gentle personality, does not have the changeable emotions of humans, he can also figure out the reason for the child to become like this through calculations.

"Really?" The child lowered his eyes, and the curled eyelashes just covered the emotion in his eyes.

Jarvis projected a shrunken version of the ball of light, which rested on the child's shoulder, and his deep voice reached his ears, "Tony and I both like you, Zhen Weisi."

Jarvis didn't lie, if his maker really hated Zhen Weis, he wouldn't let him stay here.

Hearing this, Zhen Weisi finally raised his head, his expression returned to the previous energetic look, and he snorted, "I knew it!"

Jarvis breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhen Weisi crossed her waist with one hand, brushed her hair with the other, with a confident smile on her face, "No one will hate a cute kid like me!"

Jarvis: "... Who did you learn this movement from?"

"Tony!" The child said the object of his imitation very bluntly, and imitated Tony and snapped his fingers.

It's a pity that the child's soft fingers can't make that sound, it can only be a style, just like his action just now, it doesn't have the chic confidence of an adult man at all, but it will only make people look like they are pretending Like adults and children, showing a knowing smile.

Jarvis: "...cough."

For the sake of the image of his own BOSS, Jarvis decided not to complain. He only remained silent for a few seconds before teaching the children earnestly.

"Zhen Weisi, sometimes, we need to have a basic ability to judge the object of study."

"Huh?" Zhen Weisi stared blankly at the ball of light on his shoulder.

The newly-baked father, Jarvis, started to teach his son Zai worriedly. Although he would not comment on Tony's behavior as a housekeeper, as long as he thought that Zhen Weis would become a replica of Tony in the future——

"Ah!"

Tony, who was lying on the bed and was about to fall asleep, sneezed, unaware that he was disgusted by his housekeeper.

So when he woke up, Tony always felt that there was something strange about his butler's attitude towards him. Just when he was about to say something, his mobile phone on the glass table rang, which made Tony immediately call Leave this not-so-important question behind.

The person who called was Pepper, a secretary who had been working under Tony for a year. She was a good-looking woman with a very understanding personality.

At least Tony is very satisfied with his secretary.

She told Tony that she would arrive at his house in about 10 minutes and hand him an important document.

Sitting cross-legged in mid-air, Zhen Weisi tilted his head with his cheeks resting on his shoulders. He listened to the conversation between Tony and the person on the other end of the phone, his small eyes rolling.

When the doorbell rang, the child rushed to speak before Zhen Weisi, and raised his little hand high, "I'll open the door!"

Tony glanced at him and didn't refuse. When the child ran to open the door, he was a little puzzled, "What is this little guy excited about?"

"I don't know, sir." Jarvis replied.

Soon, Zhen Weisi led Pepper in, but when he walked over, Pepper's eyes were always on Zhen Weisi, and there was still a trace of surprise in his eyes.

When she saw Tony sitting on the sofa, her expression immediately became serious. It was obvious that she had entered the state of work at the moment, and Jarvis had already left the living room with the children so as not to disturb them.

After Pepper finished explaining what Tony had ordered before, her expression became relaxed again, and she glanced at the direction Zhen Weisi left with some curiosity, but unfortunately, she couldn't see where the child went from her place .

"Boss, did you create another artificial intelligence?"

Tony raised his eyebrows, "Yes."

"Is it?" Pepper repeated, quite meaningfully, "I thought you would use a beautiful woman as the image of your artificial intelligence."

Tony clicked his tongue, "Do you think I'm that kind of person?"

The beautiful secretary chuckled, "It looks like—" she elongated her voice, "I don't know you well enough, Boss."

"Of course!" Tony said as a matter of course, "If I need beautiful women, I don't think anyone will refuse me, so why use an artificial intelligence to satisfy myself."

"..." Pepper sighed, well, she was wrong, the character of her boss has not changed.

Still so confident that people have nothing to say.

The female secretary in high heels immediately followed his boss into the living room, but stopped when passing the kitchen.

"BOSS." She called out, Tony also stopped, turned around and looked at her, "What's wrong?"

The expression on Pepper's face was a little subtle. She looked at the projection of a child in an apron in the kitchen, "You asked a child to help you prepare dinner?"

"Is there a problem?" Tony also looked towards the kitchen.

Pepper's eyes clearly showed contempt, "You are really good at sending people, BOSS."

Tony: "???"

Wait, did he do something wrong?

He looked at his secretary with a blank face and left after leaving such a sentence. He turned around and looked at the kitchen in a daze. After a long time, he suddenly realized.

Can this be his fault?Tony felt wronged.

That brat likes to cook, he can't be stopped by an adult.And when it comes to cooking, in fact, Zhen Weisi only controlled the equipment, and it was Jarvis who really cooked him dinner!

Tony Stark was bitter and a little tired.

However, the process of raising children is not destined to be smooth sailing.

This is a very ordinary day, Tony went to the dining room to prepare breakfast as usual after washing up.

After 10 minutes, he put down the cup in his hand and looked at Zhen Weisi who was sitting beside him staring at him unbearably.

"What do you want to do again?"

The child stared eagerly at the milk in Tony's glass, "Is it delicious?" Then he looked at the breakfast on the plate, "Is it delicious?"

"...It's okay." Tony hesitated to answer, and with the other hand, he pressed a sentence on the phone and sent it to his butler——

Tony: What's wrong with the kid's program?

Jarvis: No, sir, I check him for virus every day.

Tony: Are you sure?

Jarvis: I'm sure.

Well, Tony sighed while thinking this way, since his butler is sure that the brat is not poisoned, what else can he do, of course he can only accept it.

Anyway, he has already endured the look from the female secretary accusing him of cruelly using child labor, and Tony Stark is no longer afraid!

"What do you want to say, Zhen Weisi?"

In the end, Zhen Weisi became a little awkward. He blinked and pointed his fingers, but he didn't speak.

Tony: "...poof."

It was the first time he had seen the kid look shy, which made Tony a little interested.

Then he heard the child whisper something.

"Huh?" Tony said with a little thought of teasing the child, "I didn't hear what you said."

So Zhen Weisi repeated it again.

"Ahem," Tony coughed a few times, showing a sorry expression, although the smile in his eyes made his expression look very hypocritical, "I'm sorry, I still didn't hear it."

Zhen Weisi didn't say anything, he stared at Tony angrily, even if he was a child, he could tell that Tony was teasing him on purpose, he has a temper!

"Sir." Jarvis said, he couldn't see Tony's behavior of teasing Zhen Weis like this all the time.

Tony spread his hands helplessly, "Okay," he sighed rather lonely, "Oh, I've become a widowed old man."

His own butler has completely turned his back on his son.

Jarvis: ...

Zhen Weisi: ...

In fact, it is disrespectful to the old!

"Cough!" Tony became more serious. In fact, he was really curious about what made this little guy so shy. He waved his hand and said simply, "Tell me, what do you want to do."

For the sake of his good mood, Tony is easy to talk at the moment.

Zhen Weisi put his hands behind his back, because Tony just laughed at him, the child tried his best to put on a serious look, "I... I have a small request."

"what?"

"I...can I have a taste?" Zhen Weisi asked expectantly, "I want to know what milk tastes like, and bread, and—"

The child stretched out his fleshy hand and pressed a finger every time he said a word, his eyes sparkling.

A corner of Tony's heart was touched, and his eyes changed slightly.

Still just a kid...