Daqing Criminal Division

It's the first time that Duan Xiao has felt this kind of incompatibility with another person in every way after living to such an age.

Probably because of his naivety and blindness, he happened to meet such a person who came to beat him on the way back to Beijing after he had been investigating that matter for several years without any results.

Before he was forced to accept someone who was not human from Ma Zixiu, he maintained an extremely perfect and rare patience.

In the past, people like Fucharzi would definitely be taken care of in private by him in a hundred different ways, but there is one person who seems to have a hard life, often able to perceive danger by himself, and avoid a scene 'crisis'.

"Well, I...why am I here?"

In the middle of the night, a person reeking of alcohol was lying on the ground in Duan Xiao's house, opened his eyes, and said something indistinctly.

The kind-hearted catcher has already left, so Duan Xiao, who is not so kind-hearted, is left in front of him.

Letting him in just now was Duan Xiao's biggest compromise in life, so after he was brought in, he was thrown on the ground casually like a useless person, which was his personal routine.

Right now, seeing the other party looks depressed and confused.

His clothes were disheveled, he smelled of alcohol, and he looked like a drunk, so he didn't make a sound, just let Fuchaerzi look around after finishing speaking.

During this period, Duan Xiao allowed him to complete the whole process of falling to the ground, talking nonsense, and falling asleep that a drunk person should have on the ground alone.

Logically speaking, it is actually quite reasonable to kick this kind of person in the face while he is drunk.

However, just as soon as Duan Xiao had this idea in his mind, someone automatically 'sobered up'. Seeing Duan Xiao standing in front of him, he quickly closed his eyes like a ghost and began to mutter.

"Impossible, impossible, I must be dreaming, how could I be in this person's room when I wake up, I must still be dreaming, and it is a nightmare."

Duan Xiao: "..."

This kind of sincere words that are unlikely to be said in normal times, at this moment, this person really just said it.

The two people who were in the same room in the middle of the night were eerily silent for a while, and the whole room was quite quiet, paired with the atmosphere that both of them looked like hell, not to mention it was a bit scary.

But it's a pity that Fucharzi, who was a little sober from the wine, really didn't want to see this person when he opened his eyes.

At this moment, in front of his eyes, only Duan Xiao existed.

—is it really him?Nope.

There was a moment of weakness in my heart.

Fucharzi, who was really drunk outside tonight, let out a long and weak sigh, only feeling a headache that he couldn't deal with this person.

In the same way, the surroundings were quiet for a while, and the two people looked at each other again, and a naturally thick-skinned drunk came to find himself a step down without feeling blushing at all.

"Yo, I didn't expect it to be you, Duan Wuzuo, haha, what a coincidence tonight, you also come out to drink? What a fate."

"Oh? No, this place doesn't seem to be outside. Yes, let me just say, why do I feel that there is something staring at me around me, so it's you! Your eyes are so bright and unusual, you really deserve to be Duan—"

This kind of tone seems to want to redeem something, but it still feels like a deliberately provocative tone. I'm afraid it's already too late.

Although it wasn't the first time that he wanted to turn against this Fucha directly, but in the next second, Duan Xiao, who had been at odds with this person for a long time, finally became violent for the first time.

It was also when the person who fell on the ground said 'Ouch', and then dodged, 'Hey Duan, what do you want to do'.

These two guys, who were inexplicably different from each other's opinions, first gestured a few times, and then went back and forth, just like this, they really stayed in this room in the middle of the night childishly.

The so-called "hands-on" is definitely not the kind that kills people with real knives and guns.

But the two guys who grabbed each other by the collar and looked like they wanted to strangle each other still had a heart to arrest the person in front of them, and vented their long-standing hatred.

Among them, all kinds of unpleasantness buried in the beginning of acquaintance, and the backlog of anger about being forced to form a bond later, in short, all of them erupted at once tonight.

Only initially, this small-scale conflict only stayed at the foot of the table in the room.

But when the two finally moved, they held each other and rolled onto the only bed in Duan Xiao's room. After knocking open the bed curtain and falling in, the two took a little breath in a delicate posture, staring at each other. The guys looking at each other stopped anyway.

"what on earth do you want?"

"Please, tell me what I want, who just made the first move?"

This gunpowder-flavored dialogue can be seen as soon as it is not right.

Neither of them felt that there was anything wrong with them, but felt that the other was full of things that made them uncomfortable from head to toe.

After all, for a long time, they didn't know each other well. They said they wanted to live together for a year, but in fact, no one wanted to buy into the other.

It was also in a situation where there was almost another fight, these two guys who had been pretending before finally started to attack personally.

"You don't remember what you said just now?"

Duan Xiao looked down at him expressionlessly and asked.

"What did I say? You see, I'm drunk, can I still remember what I said?"

Obviously the distance between each other is very close, but there is no ambiguity or other atmosphere at all.

As long as they met, they would fight against each other, so that when Fucha Erji asked this question, he felt that he and Duan Xiao had been unlucky for eight lifetimes to get together like this.

"Did you drink too much and drag people around to say that we have prayed together, or were you stopped by someone to shut your mouth at the end, can you forget such things?"

Fucharzi: "..."

Now, things sound a little awkward.

Fucharzi, who thought he was justified and had done nothing wrong, was choked up.

For a moment, he wondered if his ears had heard it wrong, but when he vaguely recalled what happened before, he seemed to have really remembered something.

It turned out that today is the seventh day of the lunar new year.

So he went out for a walk alone, and when he passed a sugar seller on the road, he saw two children who vaguely looked like brothers.

Seeing this, Fucharzi stopped and stood aside with arms folded and took a look.

Seeing that the elder brother-looking child wanted to leave, but the younger brother was chasing after him, but he couldn't catch up until then, the elder brother-like boy ran away without a trace, and seemed to remember something.

At that moment, although he was still in Chuzhou, he seemed to be brought back to the capital of that year.

Thinking about it carefully, after so many years, he was always avoiding many things, he didn't want to see anyone, and he didn't want to care about them, but in the end some things gradually became like this.

This made Fucharzi, who was leaning against the wall and not speaking, forget about the sky for a while, probably today he didn't think about something, and then he continued to wander around in a careless manner. up.

After that, he remembered that he bumped into Ma Zixiu on the road, so he followed the little policeman to have a few more drinks when he was bored.

Later, there was a person beside him who kept asking him to take him back. When he heard it, he just replied, no, he didn't want to go back, and the person asked who he was looking for. Here comes the sentence.

Um?Then find Duan Xiao, anyway, I have worshiped with him and we are married.

When he said this at the time, it was purely because Duan Xiao was the only one who had a close relationship with him recently in his mind.

In addition, he was such a weirdo who had no other friends and no place to go in this world, and indeed he couldn't find anyone who would be willing to take him in for a night.

As a result, this casual mistake led to the scene in front of me that was neither embarrassing nor embarrassing.

"Hey, didn't I stumble? I usually drink very well... Besides, who would believe such a thing, me and you? Do you want to worship? This kind of thing is simply impossible."

He finally remembered the whole thing in his mind. Fucharzi's explanation sounded like he had to say it, which was quite far-fetched.

"Also, why don't you just say no, what are you doing here?"

"What do you say I'm doing? It's not a day or two since I wanted to beat you up."

Duan Xiao glanced at him sideways.

"Hey, don't you think you're the only one who thinks about it, do you think I don't want to beat you, I don't owe you anything from the beginning to the end, okay?"

After finishing speaking, Fucharzi, who couldn't stand him, clicked his tongue, looked at the sky at the person holding him down and replied speechlessly without any resistance.

"What do I owe you when I'm stumped? I owe you a blind man?"

Duan Xiao finally stopped pretending to be with him, and said something to him sarcastically. He was not angry when he heard this, but Fuchaerzi still didn't forget to reply.

"That's right, so we're not the same people, I don't even want to be your partner at all, and investigate some cases together all day, it's not better to just go our separate ways."

"I'll give you the exact words. You're just a third-rate detective, and you play tricks every time."

"Then you are the same. You act pervertedly, and you always feel weird."

This is a sharp evaluation of each other.

I have to say that it's not easy for 'Detective on the Third Floor' and 'Perverted Assistant' to hold back their words and become partners.

But to be honest, this kind of thing means that you can't stop the car with just one mouthful, so after hearing that you are such a person in the eyes of the other party, it is even more impossible for the two to say that they will continue to endure each other.

Seeing that this case has just been successfully concluded, the partnership is about to be disbanded on the spot.

Also in this direct and secret sarcasm, Duan Xiao was not prepared to be polite to him at all, and Fucha Erji was not too polite.

It's just that this quarrel has been quarreling, and it seems that there is no result in the end.

So this night, these two people who finally fought over a trivial matter but didn't have a concrete result in the end had no choice but to take a step back.

Because no matter how much they quarreled, the two of them had to return to their normal partner relationship the next day.

So after a lot of tossing, Fucharzi, who had to stay in the same room with him for a night as a last resort, could only raise his hands helplessly.

"Okay, okay, I won't quarrel with you. I admit that today's matter is my fault and it's my fault, but we can't take a step back. Where am I going to sleep tonight?"

To this, Duan Xiao gave him a very straightforward and unfeeling look in his answer.

This look clearly pointed to the floor beside the bed.

It's also this kind of treatment that doesn't look like a human being, so it's really unlucky to have to face yourself. Fuchaerzi, who met such a bond partner and partner, was speechless.

"Excuse me, do I have any other options?"

"Have."

"On the roof, or at the gate, you choose."

"..."

From Duan Xiao's words, he knew that there must be no room for turning back.

But today's matter is Fuchaerji's fault, so if he wants to argue with Duan Xiao as in the past, it seems that he lacks some legitimate reasons.

It was the same way, after many days, the lonely men and widows who were in the same room again could only get together again, and spent a rather unpleasant night.

During the period, the two of them were still not used to sleeping with someone not far from them.

Because of this, the two of them were still awake in the middle of the night.

But they didn't want to talk to each other, so they could only pretend to be asleep, which made the night extraordinarily long, and made the two of them look sad when they recalled it afterwards.

——So annoying, this annoying as hell weirdo.

It's the same for all kinds of messy emotions that surge up in my heart at this moment.

The two most at odds in the whole world turned their backs on each other and did not speak, but at least they made it through the night.

The next day, at the gate of the official residence of the state capital.

Ma Zixiu finished taking care of the victims and knew they were leaving, so he rushed to see them off.

When the Chuzhou policeman came to see them off on a special trip and saw the two of them again, the two who were about to leave looked expressionless with their panda eyes facing each other.

Ma Zixiu: "Both, yesterday, what happened last night?"

Fucharzi: "I was bitten by a dog."

Duan Xiao: "I was kicked by a pig."

Ma Zixiu: "..."

Because this strange sight and dialogue were so funny, a trace of bewilderment and confusion began to appear on the face of the simple and simple policeman.

For a while, he couldn't figure out what happened to the two of them last night, and the battle was so 'intense'. Ma Zixiu thought about it carefully, and always felt that he had smashed something extraordinary.

It's just that Detective Fucha and Duan Wuzuo don't seem obvious on weekdays, but it turns out that there is such a relationship in private, which is really...unexpected.

Thinking about it this way, I thought the two of them were afraid of embarrassment. The 'little horse' quickly didn't mention it much, and only offered a hand to the two of them quite boldly.

"Cough, original, that's how it is. Please don't worry about what happened last night. Although I, Ma Zixiu, am a rough person, I also know that friends must not gossip around. I will definitely not spread it to the outside world!"

"The matter of Mei Chuhe's case is over, and the grievances in Chuzhou have been cleared up. Thanks to the help of the two of you, if you are free in the future, you can come to Chuzhou to play more! I will welcome you when I arrive! Shanshui will meet again, and we will meet again in the future." We must meet again!"

This remark, ignoring the first half of what people don't want to comment on, the second half of the police officer is still very sincere.

This trip to Chuzhou ends here.

Fuchaerzi and Duan Xiao also accepted his kindness.

But they all more or less knew that if there were no other dark and sinful cases, they would never come to this state in the future given their current situation.

But no matter what, it's time to go their separate ways.

On the seventh day of the lunar new year, after receiving the approval document from the Chuzhou government, the two of them went straight back to Songyang.

This time, because he had nothing to do, he basically didn't need to rush too much, but thinking that Duan Yuanbao was still at home, Duan Xiao, the father, still thought it would be better to go home as soon as possible.

On the way, what happened to the two when they came, and the guys who turned out to be worse than the beginning when they returned were still in the cold war.

But it still took more than two or three days to arrive at Songyang along the Shaoshui pass when we came back.

"Father! You're back!"

Outside the city gate of Songyang County, it happened to be a sunny day today, and a call was heard from a long distance away, and Duan Xiao, who had finally returned from Chuzhou Mansion, also had a face-to-face meeting with Duan Yuanbao, who was waving at him.

Because the Songyang City Gate is only this big in total.

A little boy who looked like a little bean was still very conspicuous standing there. Seeing this, Duan Xiao got off the carriage and stood in the distance, and let his son run towards him.

The father and son stood together at a distance, bowed their heads and talked.

Can't hear anything more specific.

Seeing this scene, Fucha Erji, who took a step back and didn't get off the carriage, didn't say anything, but in the next second, the policeman Zakshan who was as excited as Duan Yuanbao when he saw his father suddenly came from under his nose popped out.

"Fucha! You're back!"

"..."

At this moment, it seemed that he himself became Zakshan's father.

If he wasn't still a young man, Fucharzi really thought that he, like someone, had a son waiting for him to come home.

In this regard, the first reaction was that this idea was a bit strange to people, but it was not wrong that there were people so warmly welcoming him back, so Fucharzi also received the kindness of the head of the police.

As a result of the next sentence, his friend the policeman cheerfully held up a copy of the official mansion newspaper in the state government office, and said this sentence at him with a loud voice.

"Although I didn't witness the process of you solving the case with my own eyes this time, I have never heard of the strange case of the red sleeping shoes that you two solved in the state capital before! Look, there is no match in the world, a detective and a detective with both wisdom and courage. ! Surprise the horse and seize the murderer! Capture the ghost alive! I think everyone knows that the two of you are the best partners now!"

Fucharzi: "..."

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