The first mascot of the special department

chapter02

sizzle-

The street lights on both sides of the road were turned on, and the darkness dissipated. People walking dogs, babies, and walking appeared in the field of vision. The smell of grilled meat kebabs wafted in the wind, diluting the previous coldness.

Someone passing by Jiang Yuan and Liu Caiwei felt their posture and expression were strange, and looked over suspiciously, but they couldn't see anything, and turned back in disappointment.

——Passers-by cannot see the cake-shaped object on the ground.

Liu Caiwei stood behind Jiang Yuan and witnessed the whole process. After being shocked, she showed admiration: "Brother! From today, you are my brother!"

Jiang Yuan's eyes kept wandering between his hands and the blood-red eyes on the ground: What's going on?Why can discharge?That's beyond the range of static electricity!He is going to become a Pokémon!

Although he was full of emotions in his heart, his facial muscles were not mobilized at all, and no trace could be seen on the surface.But three seconds later, he swallowed indistinctly.

Jiang Yuan took two steps forward and squatted in front of the blood-red eyes, poking with his fingers.

Hiss, this thing is quite sensual.

"This is actually a creature, but I don't know why it attacks humans." Jiang Yuan began to forcefully explain.

"It must be a monster, otherwise why was there no one around us just now, and now it has been knocked down and everyone has appeared. Moreover, you have noticed before that no one else can see it." Liu Caiwei squatted opposite, with fear remaining on her face, but Look very serious.

Jiang Yuan kept a stern face and said in a firm tone: "This world is scientific and materialistic, and idealistic things like ghosts do not exist. We must adhere to Marxist materialism and the core values ​​of socialism."

"Don't you study philosophy? Isn't there a saying, 'All science will eventually come down to philosophy, and all philosophy will eventually come down to theology'? Theology! The end of everything!" Liu Caiwei clenched her fists and her eyes sparkled.

Jiang Yuan: "..." If this is a cartoon, then the few black lines above Jiang Yuan's head will be quite clear.

Liu Caiwei raised her hand again and gestured: "Furthermore, you swung a fist with lightning and sparks all the way, knocking it down. According to scientific theory, how can a person discharge electricity?"

This statement was very reasonable, and it was the same as what he had thought just now, Jiang Yuan fell into silence.

After being too silent, he complained, "It's the legendary iron fist of socialism."

Liu Caiwei let out a "tsk".

"Let's go quickly, who knows if there will be another ghost thing." After a few seconds, the wind began to blow again on the street, and Liu Caiwei shivered.

"Then shall we pick up its body?" Jiang Yuan pointed to the things on the ground.

"No, no, no." Liu Caiwei refused three times.

"Should I just let it lie here?"

Unexpectedly, just after Jiang Yuan finished speaking, the sensual pancake-shaped object on the ground turned into dust and shimmering light in front of him, and scattered in all directions.

Jiang Yuan: "..."

Isn't this too unmaterialistic, too shameless, and too fast?

Jiang Yuan's worldview that he had held on to for more than 20 years was shattered, and the gate of the new world was just ahead. He stubbornly wanted to be a conservative and not cross that gate, but he seemed unable to do so.

Sure enough, it all boils down to theology.

Delicious.

At this time, Liu Caiwei said in a low voice, "Let's go", and grabbed his arm and pulled his legs out.

Jiang Yuan was dragged a few steps like this, suddenly realized something, turned around and picked up the tablet and Liu Caiwei's phone.After falling and smashing, the tablet was not damaged.

The taxi driver had already canceled the order because she couldn't pick up anyone at the agreed place, and Liu Caiwei had to order another one. This time, she set the departure location near a busy bus stop.

At ten o'clock, Jiang Yuan arrives home.

The living room did not turn on the lights, only the image projected by the projector on the wall was glowing brightly. Jiang Yuan put the keys on the shoe cabinet and said "I'm back", still in the usual neutral tone. Raise the volume.

"How about the blind date?" Jiang Yuan's brother stared at the movie screen and asked a little bit of attention.

"We both feel that each other is inappropriate." Jiang Yuan said what he had discussed with Liu Caiwei.

"Why is it inappropriate? Is it because you think the girl is not beautiful enough or because she thinks you have too little education and no car or house?" Jiang Yuan's brother sighed.

"I'm a master, master." Jiang Yuan remained expressionless.

Jiang Yuan's brother pressed pause, turned his head to look at Jiang Yuan, and said with a faint expression, "You download Tomorrow's Ark, register and log in, and you can even transform into a doctor."

Jiang Yuan: "..."

Jiang Yuan: "Am I the kind of superficial person who only looks at appearance?"

His brother: "Then since people don't dislike your low education, car and house, and you don't think others are bad-looking, why is it inappropriate?"

God, it's really a torture to the soul.Jiang Yuan closed his eyes, decided not to continue this boring topic with his brother, and rethink his broken and reconstructed world view.

Jiang Yuan has already thought about the entire return journey, and came to a conclusion: The fact that he swung his socialist iron fist to knock down the creature that looks like a monster today should have something to do with the giant power bank that suddenly appeared on the bed.

Power bank, the charging is naturally electricity.

People use charging treasures—let’s say so—then the charging objects are naturally people.

So he lay down on it and fell asleep, and the power bank charged him up, allowing him to escape from the Jedi with extraordinary performance.

What a perfect inference, Jiang Yuan almost wanted to applaud himself.

So here comes the question, the human body can conduct electricity, and the cat slept on him at that time, can it be concluded that the cat also has the ability to discharge electricity?

Jiang Yuan decided to experiment and took the cat into the room.

The giant power bank is still lying on the bed, and the charging light shows that the battery has been fully charged. Jiang Yuan feels that this is already very fast. After all, this thing is big, and the battery capacity is relatively large.

Jiang Yuan crouched in front of the power bank with the cat in his arms, thought for a long time, and found an electric pen from the cabinet.

He put the cat on the charging treasure, and raised the electric pen in front of the cat: "Come on, slap your hand and try to send a charge?"

The cat was squatting upright, its round and big amber eyes condescendingly staring at Jiang Yuan, ignoring his request.

"Can't you? Then try to spark a spark?" Jiang Yuan said again.

The cat still ignored it, its eyes widened into vertical pupils.

One person and one cat looked at each other, the cat slapped Jiang Yuan on the face, Jiang Yuan poked the cat's paw with the electric pen, but the electric pen did not respond.

Jiang Yuan pondered for a few seconds, changed the direction of the electric pen, and poked at himself.

The electric pen is on.

Jiang Yuan: "..."

The cat has no electricity, but he has electricity. Even though he sleeps on the same power bank, he is no longer a conductor.

Maybe it has mutated and was expelled from human status.Jiang Yuan looked at his hands, thinking blankly.

While Jiang Yuan was thinking, the cat completely lost interest and ran away.

This is no longer a question that a student of the philosophy department can explore the answer to. Jiang Yuan got up and threw the electric pen back into the drawer. Because his back was turned, he missed the flashing light on the power bank.

Jiang Yuan went out to cut watermelons. After a while, he heard his brother report the results of the blind date to his mother and discuss which daughter to invite next time. He came out of the kitchen with a knife in his hand, coughed expressionlessly, and interrupted the conversation between mother and son. Sighing, snickering, gloating conversation:

"I don't go on blind dates. I have to find a job during this time."

On the screen of the mobile phone, Ms. Gu Shufen put her arms on her hips and retorted: "You study philosophy. If you want to find a job related to this major, the range of choices is too narrow, but the options are very wide if you are looking for different people."

Jiang Yuan's brother applauded for Ms. Gu Shufen.

"With a population of 14 billion in the country, all single dogs in the 14 billion miles are my options, aren't they?" Jiang Yuan gritted his teeth, showing a little bit of resentment in his words.

His brother nodded: "There is nothing wrong with this reason."

Jiang Yuan handed the knife forward, his attitude was very firm: "I don't go on blind dates, there will be no next time for such a thing!"

Ms. Gu Shufen sneered: "Then let's talk about finding a job. How many companies have replied to your email?"

Jiang Yuan said about him from left to right: "Now is the era when job-seeking apps are king."

"So how many interviews did you get?" Jiang Yuan's brother pushed his glasses, his words were not sharp, but the question directly hit people's hearts.

Jiang Yuan: "..."

Ms. Gu Shufen and Jiang Yuan's brother sighed at the same time: "It's really worrying."

Jiang Yuan rolled his eyes, blew the curly hair that fell on his forehead, and put the knife into the kitchen with a dark face.

Returning to the bedroom with the watermelon in hand, Jiang Yuan set up the tablet and unpacked the potato chips with a bang, intending to look at something to calm his mood.

He searched in his favorites, and decided to watch sand sculpture animations like "Monthly Girls Nozaki-kun". Unexpectedly, just after the OP of the first episode sang, a voice suddenly sounded in the bedroom, "If you have time to watch anime, why not spend time with you on the 'power bank'."

The melon that Jiang Yuan just poked fell to the ground with a thud.

There is no one else in the room, who is talking?

Could it be a power bank?Come to think of it, the possibilities are enormous.

Waking up with an extra giant power bank next to him, and being able to talk with the extra giant power bank next to him after waking up are two completely different life experiences. Jiang Yuan is very flustered now.

But he had already experienced the turmoil of killing an unknown object that was suspected of being a monster with a punch, and he was no different from the self who lived in the materialistic world, so he quickly calmed down, looked up at the power bank on the bed, and Secretly, he tightened the fork that poked the watermelon.

"It's you talking?" Jiang Yuan raised his head slightly, his eyes drooped and his voice was straight, vigilance hidden under the laziness in the corners of his eyes and brows.

"Who else can it be if it's not me?" The voice was smiling, but the texture was cold, as if it came from a power bank, "You don't need to be nervous, I won't do anything to you."

Being found out, Jiang Yuan didn't speak.

"You've been lying on this thing for a while, and nothing happened?——I mean things that endanger you." The voice said again, seeing Jiang Yuan's face was still paralyzed, and added:

"And if you really fight, you can't beat me at all."

Jiang Yuan wanted to say how he would know if he hadn't hit it, but then he realized that he had only charged the battery for half an hour, and he couldn't explain whether he could throw another socialist iron fist, so he swallowed the words.

After thinking about it, he decided not to resort to violence, and asked, "Are you a power bank?"

"No."

This answer made Jiang Yuan feel a little curious: "Then what are you?" But he didn't really hope to get an answer from this voice.

But a few seconds later, the voice answered him: "The fragments of the soul temporarily lodged in the 'power bank'."

Immediately, Jiang Yuan's mind came up with the image of Yao Lao living in Xiao Yan's ring in Dou Break Sphere, but he didn't dwell on it too much, because there are many things that can be deduced from what the voice said: According to general experience, Most of the things that can hold the fragments of the soul are not ordinary.

"Then this charging treasure... this object..." Jiang Yuan considered his sentence, but before he could ask the complete question, he heard the voice humming and saying, "I don't know much about this thing, but it should be a The aura conversion device, in the words of you young people, is a rare piece of equipment."

"Then can you get out of this spiritual energy conversion device?" Jiang Yuan had a flash of inspiration and asked a rather tricky question.

"I want to go out too, no one likes to be trapped." The soul fragment said.

The implication is that you can't get out, so you are very good.Jiang Yuan thought with a blank face.

"What is your range of activity?"

"It's as big as a power bank."

"You can't move the power bank?"

"I can't." The soul fragment sighed, "I was trapped inside."

Then you are really good, Jiang Yuan thought again.But this shows a problem, that is, the charging treasure was not brought to his bed by the sound.

Could it be that he was summoned?At the moment of life and death, the power of thought broke through the limit and summoned the mysterious aura conversion device to block the next catastrophe for him?

It seems possible.

"Then are you charged?"

"……Without."

This shows that the aura conversion device is not suitable for everyone, Jiang Yuan fell into thinking, and only the sound of animation remained in the room.

After about two or three minutes, Jiang Yuan picked up the potato chips, ate a few chips, and said, "This power bank can convert electricity into spiritual power, so what is the spiritual power used for?"

"For cultivation." The soul fragment answered him.

"Cultivation asks for longevity?"

The other party seemed quite emotional: "You really read a lot of novels."

So say no more.Jiang Yuan lowered his eyes slowly, and ate another piece of potato chips.

"The ones who can use aura to practice now are mostly demon-subduing masters." The spirit fragments in the power bank can see Jiang Yuan's expression. To be more precise, he can read it from Jiang Yuan's face with extremely subtle changes in expression. What this person thinks.

"What about the lesser half?"

"Think of cultivation as a way to strengthen your body or make money."

Jiang Yuan leaned back on the sofa, hugged his salted fish pillow, thoughtfully: "Can you talk about subduing demons?"

"Of course." The other party replied with a smile.

This spirit fragment looks like it has not spoken to anyone for many years. When communicating with Jiang Yuan, it has always been in a cheerful tone. A special forum app for subduing demon masters was created.

He didn't stop until Jiang Yuan drooped his eyelids and fell into the sofa.

The room returned to silence, the night breeze was cold and cold, the night and the lights blended together, forming a dark light on the wooden floor.A few seconds later, the overhead light went out with a snap, and the half-open French windows slowly closed.

The fabric sofa was not long enough, Jiang Yuan slept very uncomfortable, woke up once at two or three o'clock in the middle of the night, and went back to bed with a salted fish pillow in his arms.

He lay down next to the giant power bank, thinking he had to relocate the thing, and fell into a dark dream.

Jiang Yuan slept until noon, and what woke him up was a WeChat notification sound, not a voice call or a video call, but a series of tinkling bells—someone was sending him crazy WeChat messages.

Jiang Yuan opened his eyes impatiently, got up and went to the coffee table in front of the sofa to pick up the ipad.

The person who sent the message was Liu Caiwei, who crackled and sent twenty or thirty messages, almost overflowing the screen with anxiety.

"Brother! Brother Jiang Yuan! I hit those things again!"

"I'm trapped in xxx now, I can't get out by hitting the wall!"

"help me!"

"help me!"

"Brother Jiang Yuan, come quickly!"

……

When the screen is pulled to the end, it is a location sharing.

Because of what happened last night, Liu Caiwei had a very high opinion of Jiang Yuan, but Jiang Yuan didn't think he had the ability to deal with this kind of incident—the monster yesterday was wiped out in a daze, it was a complete coincidence, and when he met again , maybe end up with a dead body on the spot.

Jiang Yuan moved his fingertips to the back button of the chat box.

"I also think it's best not to go there. The level of ghosts that can make ghosts hit the wall is not low. You just awakened your talent. You are in an unstable period. It is dangerous to go there." The soul fragment in the power bank said , "This kind of thing should be handed over to a professional demon subduing master."

"How can I contact a professional demon subduing master?" Jiang Yuan asked.

Fragments of the soul answered him: "The Demon Subduing Master Organization is divided into two types: private and government departments. The former can contact their offices in various ways, including but not limited to telephone, email, and WeChat. The latter directly calls 011."

"When will the government agency send someone to the scene?"

"It needs to be reported at all levels, and after approval by the organization, a commissioner will be sent to the scene to deal with it. The time is uncertain."

Jiang Yuan: "..."

Jiang Yuan raised his eyelids, his voice was flat and expressionless, "Isn't that the same as the process of calling the police and going to the police? If it is delayed, Liu Caiwei will be injured if not killed. I think calling 120 is more important."

The soul fragment comforted him: "The level of that thing should be around B level, and it must have attracted the attention of the Special Affairs Bureau long ago. Don't worry, there will be no major problems."

Jiang Yuan savored these words, walked to the bedside and condescended to look at the power bank, and took a slow breath.

"What do you want to do?" The Soul Fragment asked suspiciously.

Jiang Yuan sat down on the charging treasure: "Sleep with you." After speaking, he lay down.