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Zhou Chenyu's pleasant voice reverberated throughout the theater for a while, Yan Chao suddenly heard this familiar lyrics from his mouth, and for some reason, his heart moved slightly.

But when he caught a glimpse of the aunt's smile on the faces of the fans in the audience, and a series of shots of them, Yan Chao was suddenly brought back to reality: "...I think our show really can't be aired anymore."

Zhou Chenyu smiled to the audience: "Let me tell you, it will be cut off when you go back, so this is the benefit of your coming to the scene today, cherish it."

As they said that, the two of them moved the table back, which was equivalent to setting up a simple stage.

First of all, Song Jiang appeared first, so Zhou Chenyu sang the tune of "Dong Genlong, Li Genlong", which is equivalent to accompaniment to Yan Chao.

Yan Chao sang a line of Song Jiang's libretto. Although he had never been in the field of opera before, after Zhou Chenyu's guidance and his own diligent practice these days, he has already sung a few lines from "Zilou Shaxi" It must be well-organized, even though it was only a few lines in the cross talk, it still won the applause and applause of the audience.

The two of them finished the previous part of singing, interspersed with a lot of burden of crooked singing, so the laughter in the audience never stopped.

The two sang and acted, and after about twenty minutes, the play came to an end—Song Jiang came to Wulongyuan to look for Yan Xijiao, and at the moment Zhang Wenyuan was secretly hiding in Yan Xijiao's room.

The classic passage of catching rape in bed is very sour when you think about it.

"Walk one step and come to the Wulong Courtyard. The blue sky and the white sun will close the door." After Yan Chao sang this sentence, he changed it to chant again, and said, "Why is the blue sky and the white sun closed? Wait for me to come forward and knock on the door. Sister, open the door."

Zhou Chenyu didn't move, but turned around timidly, and blinked at him.

The brilliance in his beautiful peach blossom eyes fell directly into Yan Chao's eyes, which made him startled slightly.

This paragraph is an original plot in the traditional cross talk book, and it needs to wink and repeat three times to make jokes.

Yan Chao had already seen this "Oolong Courtyard" performed by many well-known masters beforehand, and at that time he only thought this part was funny, and had no other thoughts at all.

Unexpectedly, the moment he met Zhou Chenyu's gaze just now, his heart trembled inexplicably.

But now this is still on the stage, good professionalism allowed Yan Chao to temporarily suppress the fluctuating emotions in his heart.

He slightly avoided Zhou Chenyu's gaze, and said again: "Sister, open the door."

Zhou Chenyu then cast another flying eye at him, but Yan Chao no longer dared to pay attention to pick it up.

Naturally, the audience in the audience couldn't detect the small thoughts of the people on the stage. After repeating this again and again, the funny appearance of the two of them had already made the audience burst into laughter.

According to the script, Yan Chao took a fan and knocked on Zhou Chenyu's head.

On the cross talk stage, this kind of fights is not uncommon, and the actors have already trained their special "beating skills".He knocked very lightly just now, but the sound he made was crisp and crisp.

Immediately, there was a buzzing sound from the audience, and someone shouted: "Domestic violence!"

When Zhou Chenyu heard it, he possessed the drama in minutes, covered his head and said: "Ah! You are so rude! It hurts me to death!"

Yan Chao: "..."

He tried to get himself into the scene, and then read the lines: "I told you to open the door! Are you deaf?"

Zhou Chenyu said dissatisfied: "You can come in with your fan, why can't people come in?"

Yan Chao: "Isn't this acting!"

"Okay," said Zhou Chenyu, still saying in the lewd tone just now, "Who is calling the door outside?"

Yan Chao: "...are you calling the door or the bed?"

Zhou Chenyu: "Then I have to talk to my officials like this!"

The gist of this passage is still to sing these lines repeatedly, causing all kinds of comic effects. After repeating it several times, the audience is already too tired to extricate themselves from the screams and laughter.

Yan Chao: "Can't even hear the voice of your uncle Song?"

Zhou Chenyu: "Oh, Uncle Song, you came at such an unfortunate time!"

Yan Chao: "Why is it not a coincidence?"

The next sentence is the end of this cross talk.

In the original Peking Opera script, Yan Xijiao said that the door was locked and she had no key.

In the cross talk script, this sentence is "I am washing my feet".

Unexpectedly, Zhou Chenyu glanced at Yan Chao and said with a smile, "Old He next door is at my house!"

After speaking, the two played in a second, stood up straight in front of the stage, and both bowed.

Amidst the roaring applause and applause from the audience, Yan Chao, who was once again on the cp head, couldn't help but think, tonight's show, it is estimated that a large number of terrible cheating and domestic violence ntr literature will be born.

As soon as "Oolongyuan" was finished, the audience applauded thunderously, and the host came out to stop them, so the two returned to the stage.

Zhou Chenyu returned to the center of the stage and said, "He Chenfeng and I often talk about this "Oolongyuan", but this is the first time I play Yan Xijiao."

As he spoke, he turned around and said to Yan Chao beside him, "I gave it to you for the first time, and you have to be responsible to me."

Yan Chao: "..."

He tidied up his expressions, and said to the audience with a hesitant face: "You guys are really right to come to the scene today. After the show, at least half of this cross talk can be cut."

Immediately, a group of sisters pointed to the camera on the tripod: "See you at Alphabet Station!"

Yan Chao said with a smile: "When you finish sending out the front foot, we will be blocked on the back foot."

"What's blocked or not?" Zhou Chenyu also laughed, "Isn't this about cross talk, and it's not true, it's just acting according to the book, and the two of us on stage are A and B in the play."

Zhou Chenyu's words were originally an unintentional excuse, but Yan Chao heard it in his heart, a trace of loneliness flashed quickly in his deep eyes, but he covered it up with a smile.

After chatting for a while, Zhou Chenyu said: "Today, Xiaoyan and I will sing a song for everyone."

There was a burst of screams from the audience, and an assistant in the background brought up a guitar and handed it to Yan Chao.

Yan Chao was still wearing a coat, but at this moment he was carrying the guitar on his back very naturally, suddenly there was a feeling of cross-generational mix and match, but with his young and handsome face, it was inexplicably pleasing to the eye.

Yan Chao stood in front of the microphone, plucked the guitar strings twice, and sang, "I want you by my side, and I want to watch you make up."

As a standard male lead in a youth school drama, Yan Chao can play the guitar very well, and his voice has a subwoofer. When he speaks now, it is so unbelievable that there is a burst of screams in the audience. Shouting, it seemed that he had returned to the scene of the campus singer competition in an instant.

Then Zhou Chenyu answered the next sentence: "The wind blowing this night makes my heart itch, my lover. I am in a foreign land, looking at the moon."

Yan Chao was taken aback by his singing, and even the hand that plucked the guitar trembled involuntarily.

The song "I Want You" has two versions for male and female voices. When they rehearsed before, they naturally sang the male voice version. This line is "My Girl". "My lover"?

He definitely did it on purpose.

However, Yan Chao couldn't get angry on the spot, so he could only continue to sing with a complicated mood: "It's all because of the night, the sultry scenery. It's all because of the guitar, it's too bleak."

Sure enough, Zhou Chenyu sang again: "Oh, I want to sing and think of you silently, my lover. Where are you, we will see the dawn."

...It was originally a song for the girls in the audience, but it turned out to be a love song duet.

But the girls in the audience seemed to be having fun too.

After the chorus was sung, there was a section of falsetto in this song that was similar to an opera accent, which was an excerpt from the song "Singer Girl at the End of the World". This section was naturally sung by Zhou Chenyu.

As soon as Zhou Chenyu raised his breath, his voice immediately switched seamlessly from the gentle male voice to the small voice when singing: "The end of the world, the corner of the world, looking for a bosom friend—"

At this point, he turned his head and glanced at Yan Chao, and then continued to sing: "Little sister sings and plays the piano, Lang, we are of one heart."

Facing his pair of peach blossom eyes full of smiles, knowing that they clearly meant joking and teasing, Yan Chao still felt his heart skip a beat.

The audience was completely crazy, and there was an uninterrupted "click, click, click" shutter sound in an instant.

What a love song duet!What a beautiful sight this is!

It's true!

After a song is sung, it stands to reason that the encore should be over, but the audience in the audience is naturally reluctant to let them chat for a while.

Zhou Chenyu thought for a while, and said seriously: "The Second Role has been recorded for so long, and I don't have much chance to talk to you and Teacher Xiaoyan."

As he said that, he glanced at Yan Chao, and then said: "To be honest, Xiao Yan said before that he thought cross talk was something for old men, but in fact, I used to think that variety shows were all about joking around, so I didn't think much of that at all. I had high expectations for the show. But in the process of recording and broadcasting, I slowly fell in love with this show from the bottom of my heart.”

"Because of this program, more young people have the opportunity to learn about our cross talk and the industry of traditional folk art. This is an unexpected gain for us."

Yan Chao smiled, and continued, "It's not because you, the owner of the garden, are attractive, otherwise there wouldn't be so many fans at the beginning of the show."

Zhou Chenyu is usually shameless, but he just couldn't help boasting, but now he said it embarrassedly: "Can we stop bragging about business?"

Yan Chao nodded: "Then I'm not flattering you commercially, I'm praising you seriously."

As he said that, he said to the audience: "Before, my impression of him was the same as that of most people. But when I really got to know him, I realized that he was not a vase, but a Russian nesting doll. Every time I peeled it off On the first floor, there is a brand new him inside."

Hearing Zhou Chenyu couldn't help but say: "For words like 'peeling', let's talk about it when we go home?"

Yan Chaogang praised him in a rare and serious manner, intending to record this in the program, to somewhat clean up for him, but he didn't expect him to drive suddenly again at this moment, which made Yan Chao feel helpless: "Can you be a little more serious? shape?"

"I was wrong, I was wrong, so can I also seriously praise you?" Zhou Chenyu also faced the audience and smiled, "Don't look at Teacher Xiaoyan's young age, but he is actually a very young and talented person. He basically wrote the script and plot arrangement in the process of the show, and I am really grateful to him for giving us Xia Qingyuan such an opportunity to show it to the outside world."

He suddenly said such serious words of thanks, which made Yan Chao a little uncomfortable, so he made a joke: "What's the use of just saying thank you?"

Zhou Chenyu asked: "Then what do you want me to do?"

Yan Chao just wanted to joke about asking Zhou Chenyu to send money to him, but unexpectedly, an audience member shouted, "Promise me with my body!"

There was an instant booing from the audience, and Zhou Chenyu suddenly turned his head to look at Yan Chao, showing a malicious smile.

Yan Chao was terrified by his direct and fiery eyes, and there was a trace of involuntary panic in his tone: "What are you doing?"

Someone in the audience yelled again: "Kiss one!"

Before Yan Chao could react, Zhou Chenyu suddenly reached out and hooked his neck, and that handsome face with a hint of a playful smile suddenly came close to his eyes.

Although rationality told him that he should avoid it, at that moment, for some reason, Yan Chao felt as if his brain had shut down, and his whole body froze in place, unable to make any further movements.

In the next second, the hot and soft lips of the person next to him were pressed against his face, and they kissed him lightly.