once had a boyfriend

This is the happiest birthday I have had in the past 18 years. I have never had so many friends waiting to help me celebrate my birthday. I have never received so many interesting gifts.

In addition, He Tian performed well. This birthday was very good. I stood in the snow for a long time in the middle of the night. Until my two bodies were covered with a layer of white snow...

The next day we went back to school very early. Then we all caught up in the dormitory. Before going to bed, I couldn’t bear the excitement. I sent the photo of me and He Tian to my mother through QQ. Then, in an unprecedented fall asleep in bliss...

This sleep was very heavy. When I woke up, I rolled under my desk. I still hugged the blue and white striped cushion that He Tian gave me earlier. There was still a mark of saliva on it...

I shook the mat. I calmed down and clamped it to the rope outside the window. Let it dry~ I picked up the phone and saw a penguin’s head flickering desperately. I clicked on it. It was my mother...

My mother saw the group photo I sent him earlier and quickly replied. The attitude is still enthusiastic: Yo. The little friend is very handsome. Your classmate.

I replied: No. They are roommates.

My mother replied again in seconds: God horse, bring it back for your old lady to play~

Uh... Let's forget about playing and playing. Maybe it will bite people. It's better to see... Just as I was about to turn off the buckle, my mother quickly added: son. Happy birthday. Mom, I'm sorry for being late Greetings. I love you. Meme~

Uh... did this just come to my mind...

Suddenly, it seemed that the dormitory seemed a little too quiet. At this time, they must not be awake. I looked up, and they were all gone. When I was wondering, Yijie called me and asked me to sleep. Is that enough? The party in the class has been postponed. Today we all have a party together. By the way, let’s celebrate my birthday together.

I didn’t expect that there would be a sequel to the birthday party. It’s really exciting. I hurriedly changed my clothes. Of course, I had to wear the red scarf woven by He Tian Gege. After I was dressed, I went to the appointed place. Sure enough, there were no classmates who came home We are all here. Including the head teacher, they all prepared gifts for me. Now I am really soft on accepting gifts. I don’t have time to open them one by one. So after reading a few, I stopped opening them.

There are some programs arranged for the party. But the time is tight and they are all the talents of the class cadres. When it comes to viewing, it is really not worth seeing. But it is just for entertainment~ It’s good to watch. It would be great if He Tiange was here at this time... ...It's a pity, it's a pity. It's not a system...

This year's birthday. It is equivalent to two days. I received more than 80 gifts. I am very satisfied. Everyone also praised my new scarf for being very beautiful. Oh hehehe~

Christmas is over. The final exam is not far away. Elective courses are always finished early. The final grade is graded by submitting a paper with a specified topic. I am sorry for not choosing a good class for me and He Tian . Jin Ming offered to help us write papers. Of course, I would not refuse such a thing. So I handed over the paper for the plague prevention and control class to Jin Ming.

Jin Ming's rigorous study is worthy of recognition. Although he has to write two papers for me and He Tian, ​​I also believe that he can write both papers well. In fact, Jin Ming did write very well. But in There is a little problem with printing...

It was approaching the final exam. It was time for Yijie and Chen Xiaotao to make cheat sheets. Chen Xiaotao was shameless this time, and begged Yijie to help him print some cheat sheets. Because the school’s underground market has principles. Generally, they don’t help people. Miniature.

One day, Chen Xiaotao and Yi Jie were going to the underground market to print a cheat sheet. It happened that Jin Ming had finished writing our thesis, so he asked Chen Xiaotao to print it together. Jin Ming also repeatedly told him to make two copies. As expected, he printed two copies and came back. .Two identical copies.

When I came back, Chen Xiaotao put a copy of the thesis on my desk and another on He Tian's desk. He Tian and I were also in a hurry to hand in the thesis. We both hurriedly wrote our names. I went to the office and handed it over to Teacher Liu Xiang.

后來.刘翔老师找我两谈话.问我两这分数怎么给.是一个人80一个人0还是每个人各40分.贺天也是相当郁闷.郁闷的说不出话來.于是我建议刘翔老师给我60分.给贺天20.贺天给了我个白眼儿.刘翔老师笑笑.说让我两做好心理准备.然后让我两回去了.

After I came out, I didn’t dare to strike up a conversation with He Tian Ge Ge. Although I said that just now, it was obviously wrong. At that time, I should have given He Tian 60 points. I am 20. Maybe He Tian Ge Ge is happy You can also reward me, praise me, praise me. But... I really don't want to fail the exam... If I fail, I don't know how my mother will deal with me...

The people who went back to the dormitory found out about this. Jin Ming helplessly scolded Chen Xiaotao. This matter could not be handled well. Chen Xiaotao knew he was wrong and begged He Tian and Gege not to use violence. Only then did he breathe a sigh of relief.

In a blink of an eye, several days have passed in January. The day of the final exam is coming. Everyone is in their positions. The review books are almost read, and the cheat sheets are almost ready. The next step is the eight immortals crossing the sea. magical powers~

The day before the exam, Yijie suddenly asked everyone what their arrangements were after the exam. I didn’t have any plans. Most of them were the same as me. They went home after the exam. Yes. Some people from other places were like me. Passed. After the exam, of course I have to go home. As for any arrangements during the holidays, that's a story.

However, He Tian seemed hesitant to speak. He seemed to have some difficulties. Before I had time to ask, Yijie quickly took my lines. "He Tian, ​​where are you going after the exam? Are you going home?"

He Tian was silent for two seconds. "Return...or not...it doesn't matter..."

"It doesn't matter if you come back or not...your family doesn't want you~" Xiao Hei interjected.

"There is no one in my family for Chinese New Year this year. Parents are not coming back." He Tian said in a very flat tone. But I always feel a little sad...

There is no one at home... Parents are not here... What a great opportunity. In Xixi's words, "This is really a good opportunity to embrace the male god".

Just when I was thinking about how to invite more people, Yijie, who killed thousands of knives, actually took the lead. "There is no one in your house. Then you come with me~ My house is big, and there are many people during the Chinese New Year. Let's spend it together." ~"

Yijie, what are you going to do? Even if you tempt He Tiange Ge so much, he will not agree.

He Tian thought for a while. "Okay~"

"..." I pouted a little unwillingly. I stepped aside and stopped talking. I took a book and pretended to review. I didn't want to hear what they were talking about. I was still complaining in my heart. I blame myself for not living up to expectations. I should invite you immediately That's right. The opportunity to grind and chirp has been snatched away...

The week-long final exam was going on as scheduled. It was early in the morning. Several of us went to different classrooms for the exam. The first subject was fairly easy. I finished it early. I have 6 subjects to take. Among them, Friday The last subject of Social Practice Theory and Yijie an examination room.

After a few days of the exam, it can be seen that everyone is doing well. Whether it is reviewing or cheating, it is relatively smooth. However, in this last subject, it is about to usher in the final dark period of light. There is something wrong in our examination room...

Social practice theory. It is not a difficult subject. But it is mainly about memorizing. As a science student, memorizing can kill my life. Yijie is also like this. I heard that he will memorize history in high school and vomit blood. Of course, the subjects can only be passed by relying on cheat sheets.

That day, Yi Jie and I came to the examination room and sat down according to the seats arranged on the blackboard. However, the invigilator for such a simple subject was actually Mr. Liu Chunxiao, one of the four famous arresters of AC University. Although Mr. Liu Chunxiao’s name is difficult to distinguish between male and female, but But he is a heroic young male teacher. It is said that he has a good foundation, but his personality is extremely good. He is also quick-witted.

When I saw Mr. Liu Chunxiao coming in, I couldn’t help but hear a sigh. I didn’t know what was going on at first. After hearing his self-introduction, I realized that he was Liu Chunxiao, one of the four famous arresters.

Most of our exam room are science students. What everyone hates is reciting. So there are quite a few people with cheat sheets. As for how many there are, I didn’t know at the beginning. But I knew after half an hour of the exam. .Because Teacher Liu Chunxiao caught them all...

The exam started. Teacher Liu Chunxiao stood in front of a girl with loose long hair. Without saying a word, she reached out and stroked the long hair next to the girl's ear. This action startled the girl because she was wearing a bluetooth headset in her left ear. Recordings of various knowledge points are being played.

The girl was kicked out by Mr. Liu Chunxiao. Then he called up the people who put the water bottles on the table. Sure enough. These buddies have densely packed translucent small characters on the water bottles...

The girl sitting next to me is very skillful at cheating. The small characters are printed on her thighs. Although it is winter in January, she is still wearing a short skirt. From time to time, she lifts up her skirt and glances at the answers above. This method is actually good. If you meet a proctor The teacher is male. I guess the invigilator is too embarrassed to lift his skirt...

However, Teacher Liu Chunxiao came over and asked the girl, "Are you hot?"

The girl was stunned. Immediately afterwards, Teacher Liu lifted up the girl's skirt. The girl screamed and ran out...

Yijie saw all these scenes. He was in a bad mood. Originally, his cheating information was pasted on the back of the person in front. However, the person in front was kicked out early in the morning because of his stupidity. Seeing this scene, he wanted to take out the cheat sheet by himself. It was impossible to write. All thoughts were lost. Yi Jie handed in the paper just after half an hour, and walked out staggeringly.

There were 40 people sitting scattered in the whole examination room. 22 of them were caught cheating. The remaining people were even more sparse. The environment was so quiet and terrifying. Even I, who didn’t cheat, felt shuddering. Looking at them, they were still wandering around us. Mr. Liu Chunxiao. I silently wiped off my sweat. I lowered my head and continued to answer the questions carefully.