The water god was demoted

Bingbai returned home, Ah Chen fumbled to greet him, just about to ask what happened to you, when he smelled a fishy sweetness.

"You are hurt?"

"You can still see my bruised nose and swollen face? I wasn't hurt, so you just slapped me twice." Bing Bai said softly.

Ah Chen shook his icy white hand, a little angry: "How could he do this."

Bing Bai took his hand and sat down: "He knows that you are voluntary, and he will not care about us anymore."

The end of the year is approaching, and the heavenly realm ushered in a crucial conference—the autumn and winter conference, which is also the annual conference of the heavenly realm.

Autumn harvest and winter collection, the Celestial Clan attaches great importance to the Autumn and Winter Conference. The gods report their work to heaven, and those who should be rewarded will be criticized.

Because there will be a meeting for a few days, Bingbai wants to pick two guards to take care of Ah Chen's daily life. Ah Chen is unwilling to let other people serve him personally, saying that he is fine.

Bingbai prepared the meat and vegetables, and asked the guards to cook and deliver the meals to Ah Chen, sorted out the washing things and clothes, and instructed Ah Chen for a long time, and then went to the heaven with Rongye.

This is the first year that Bingbai officially became the water god.

He had never participated in a conference before, and it was his first time to go to heaven. He thought that his Qinglong Rongye was already very popular, because he was more beautiful among the gods of the lower realm.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I went to the sky, it was just like a horse racing meeting.Sure enough, there is a sky beyond the sky, and there is a god beyond the gods.

Meng Ji, one of the ancient mythical beasts, Bingbai has seen the portrait of this divine beast, the painting is majestic and fit, leaping into the sky under the golden full moon.

Now this Meng Ji is the mount of a martial god of the Celestial Clan.

Meng Ji is like a leopard, with a white body and black spots. When he sees Bingbai, he suddenly shakes his head and whines.

Tianma, one of the ancient mythical beasts, is actually a white body and black headed sky dog ​​named Tianma, and it is flying here with a star king on its back.

Your mansion is already in the sky, does it take a few steps to ride a divine beast?This makes the expression of flying up from the lower realms hard by himself so embarrassing.

The god beast and the dragon fairy rest separately. After all, one is a beast and the other is a fairy with a fairy identity.Qinglong Rongye turned into a human form, and followed Bingbai to the rest area for riding a dragon—Xianming Tower.

The organized dragon immortals all come from the Longmen, and it is difficult to get together like this, so Bing Bai came to the meeting to follow the rules of the water god and brought Rong Ye over to have a look.

Of course it's not condolences, condolences to the dragon immortals of all races on the Tianzu site is simply rebellious, it is the Tianzu to let the dragon immortals respect the teacher, remember that I trained hard from the carp of the Longmen, don't forget the fundamentals.

Sure enough, when he and Rongye walked to that building, most of the Longxians came out of their rooms to say hello.Whether you are a new water god or an old water god, you have to say hello.

"Hello, Lord Water God."

"Master Water God has worked hard."

Three floors high, single room.Walking to the third floor, Bing Bai opened the door of No. 56 assigned to him. He was about to tell Rong Ye that you should rest first.

The big bird is Bi Fang, and Bing Bai can tell at a glance.The red-crowned crane with green skin and red flowers on one leg, and a handful of red hairs on its head are so easy to recognize.

Rong Ye stammered behind him: "This... Zhu Rong's spiritual pet, why is it here..."

"I wanted to kick it up, forget it, it's a bed of bird feathers. Come with me to the Shenmu Hall."

"Master Water God, this is not good..."

"Let's go, leave it alone." Bing Bai patted Rong Ye's shoulder.

Of course, the Shenmu Hall is much more luxurious than the three-story Xianming Tower.When several gods walked by, they saw Bingbai and Rongye with ambiguous and incomprehensible eyes.

Bingbai nodded to greet everyone, and suddenly felt that his relationship with the gods was not very good.Usually, they only go to the waters under their jurisdiction to inspect or socialize when they have official business. The aquarium is the biggest on its own, and there is no need to flatter others.

It seems that I don't have a fairy friend.

Looking at the gods hugging each other and talking and laughing happily, Bingbai wondered if there was really something wrong with him.

But what should God be like?

Outstanding achievements, benefiting all beings?Free and happy?Or form cliques, solidarity and friendship?

At the meeting, the gods were criticized in line.When it was Bingbai's turn to step forward, Heavenly Emperor Zhuanxu sneered.

Bing Bai didn't know what he did wrong, but he still bowed his head respectfully and bowed to the Emperor of Heaven.

"Bingbai, how can you report good news but not bad news in the summary report you made?" The Heavenly Emperor put down the silk in his hand and examined Bing Bai.

Bingbai thought for a while, he did not have any problems with his work for a year, and he handled all problems well, so where is the worry?

"Please make it clear, Your Majesty."

"In Dongting Lake, a pig dragon killed dozens of people. The villagers killed it and skinned it to make a drum (the same pronunciation as a camel). Said it was your permission. Dongting Water Lord reported to you, how did you give instructions?"

"Let him cry." Bing Bai lowered his head and said without hesitation.

The gods held back their laughter and whispered to each other.

The Emperor of Heaven sneered: "Is this the end?"

Bingbai explained: "I explained the cause and effect in the summary. The Zhupolong clan made holes by the lake and made their homes. They like to hide in the holes and never come out. They have a gentle personality and will not take the initiative to hurt people. But paddy field farming will destroy the holes. The skinning medicine needs to be hunted and killed. The pig dragon was annoyed and killed the people who were close to the cave. He was skinned and made into a drum to relieve the hatred of the villagers, but his father cried to me that the pig dragon was born with little breeding, and he was born with great difficulty. Son, how can this relieve the pain in his heart."

Bing Bai continued: "I told him, I'll ask humans to compensate you for the cave, and it would be nice to send you fresh food every day. He said that there are fish and shrimp in the lake, and it's not rare for humans to feed them, just pay for a cave. I said, In short, you can’t kill people. I know you are very sad. Tell me any grievances, and then he dragged me to cry. I didn’t expect that after I left, he would cry every night in the village. I think Humans also have the custom of mourning. It’s okay to cry for a few days. He didn’t specifically harass a certain family, and he stopped crying when he was tired. I went to persuade him after ten days, and he stopped crying.”

"As a result, Dongting's grain harvest has decreased, Dongting water master complained to you, and you evacuated him! The immortal emperor of Dongting, who is [-] miles away, is praised by everyone. If you say you will withdraw, you will withdraw!" the Heavenly Emperor said angrily.

"I am not in charge of the paddy fields and dry land. I am only responsible for the security of the water area. He is a water king, and it is not enough to protect the Dongting. He even wears coarse linen clothes to help people farm. The food in the world mainly comes from the millet in the Central Plains. It is suitable to open a piece in the south." Paddy fields are not easy. Growing rice requires mastering methods and techniques, which is more troublesome than growing millet, and the yield is not high. He is doing this for food? Isn’t it just for merit. He does not plan carefully, expands blindly, and does not make compensation. Go complain about the Land Lord who is in charge of Miliang Sheji, and complain about me? Don’t complain about the Lord God of the South, and complain about me?" Bing Bai snorted helplessly.

Isn't the main god of the south the fire god Zhu Rong?

Zhu Rong was next to him, and when he heard this, he turned his head in surprise, frowned and stared at Bingbai, and after a long time, he rolled his eyes and touched the mustache on his lips.

what is this?What you mean is that you have made great contributions to keeping the Yellow River in order, the Central Plains has more grain, and the north is richer than the south.

You Bingbai didn't complain about the Lord God of the South, you really did Zhu Rong face.

"What about the Han River crows attacking passing ships?" the Emperor of Heaven said loudly.

Has Hanshui ever had a problem?

Bingbai recalled that there was no such thing as a crow attack.So he replied: "The little god doesn't know."

"Humph, I'm tired of loving in the mansion all day, don't bother going to the south. See for yourself." The Heavenly Emperor threw the silk onto Bingbai's face.

Bing Bai didn't expect that he would be treated like this, and before he could react for a moment, the silk fell to the ground.Pick it up and read it, it is Zhu Rong's summary report.

The ice-white face of the water god became more and more ugly, and he bowed to the emperor: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, the little god will definitely deal with the matter of Hanshui as soon as possible."

"Speaking of which, the problem is all in the south. If you don't care about managing the southern waters, and you only know how to roam the Yellow River all day long and get bored with people, why don't I appoint another water god to manage all the southern waters and share half of the merits with you?"

Bingbai looked at the Emperor of Heaven and said: "The little god is not the kind of person who only knows how to play. The matter of the Han River is the little god's negligence. He is willing to be punished and find out the matter as soon as possible. However, after the strange appearance, there is no longer the Yangtze River water god. The Yangtze River The tributaries are sealed with water gods or water gods, and the main stream is divided into regions with water gods or water princes. Hanshui water gods are at the same level as me, and I am just summarizing and reporting to you for many water gods..."

So compared to the present, the water god Bingbai is equivalent to a very large province, and the other water gods are equivalent to small cities at the same level as the province. Duan Fun sealed many water gods.Bingbai has great management and high merit, and the water god Bingbai will represent the water god to attend the meeting.

The gods hold their breath.You, a mortal with merits and virtues, have become a god, how dare you mention the negligence of the emperor of heaven?The Emperor of Heaven is just reminding you to pay attention to the influence, and did not mention the water god of the Yangtze River. Why do you mention the water god of the Yangtze River?

Qixiang, the daughter of the Yellow Emperor, Bingbai once looked up the records about divine power and dragon balls in the Green Bamboo Sea of ​​the Water God Mansion and found Qixiang, and Bingyi also told him some things in ancient times.

A long time ago, the Yellow Emperor and the Yan Emperor joined hands to destroy Chi You, the leader of the army. The Dongyi Jiuli tribe merged into Yanhuang to form a new Huaxia tribe. Chi You's descendants fled to southern Xinjiang or Donghuang.

After unifying the Central Plains, there was competition. The Yellow Emperor and the Yan Emperor competed for the control of the Central Plains. The Yellow Emperor won, and the Yan Emperor retreated to the south. A confrontation between the two sides formed.

Later, the Yellow Emperor got a mysterious bead, but I don't know what it was for, and then the bead was stolen by his daughter Qixiang.

Qixiang ran to the south and hid in the Yangtze River, and the Yellow Emperor came to arrest him. Qixiang sucked the contents of the black bead away with magical power, and the mysterious bead was like a dazzling pearl, and then she destroyed the bead.

The daughter knows that she has no face to face her father, and now she has devoted herself to the Yangtze River, hoping that her father will not cross the Yangtze River or trample on the south.

The Yellow Emperor was very sad, and just said, that's all.

Since then, there has been peace between the north and the south, and Qixiang, who died, was respected as the water god of the Yangtze River by both the north and the south. No god can surpass Qixiang to manage the entire Yangtze River.

The author has something to say:

I revised the pinyin of the 鼍 drum several times. It is the second sound, which is the same as the camel.But after sending it, it always shows four tones, so there is no need for pinyin.Excuse me.