two bamboo horses

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After Mr. Li got off work, he went to the teacher's dinner party, and reported in advance that he would be home late, and said that he didn't need to pick it up.Lawyer Li really didn’t go after get off work late, just came home after taking a shower, and gave Li Mantou something to eat, when Li didn’t understand, he came back, looking drunk.

Li Yiming went to help him, took off his shoes and coat, "Who brought you back?"

"You don't care." Li didn't understand the man squatting in front of him, "Li Yiming, if I say I won't come to pick you up, you really dare not come? Are you not afraid that I will go home with others?"

Li Yiming picked him up and went to the bathroom, "So, why do you always say what you mean, if you want me to pick you up, just say it."

When Teacher Li refused to let him take off his shirt, Li Yiming grabbed him and kissed him almost suffocating, so he was honest.Throw it into the bathtub to soak in the bath, take two little yellow ducks from the shelf and float in front of him, "Play by yourself for a while, I'll get you pajamas."

The drunk man was dumbfounded, and didn't think anything was wrong. He patted the water with his hands, hehe, looking at this little mentally handicapped person, Li Yiming smiled and went to find clothes for him, and found out that he used to wear pajamas with cartoon patterns. I don't understand that I didn't grow taller after I grew to 176 in junior high school. I have gained a little weight in the past few years, and it is suitable to wear.

After putting it on for him, I wanted to tease him even more, "Uncle Li."

"Stinking idiot..."

Li Yiming flicked his forehead, "Aren't you drunk, little rascal? Can you still swear?" Covering him with a quilt, Li Yiming climbed down to touch his forehead, "Look into my eyes and say, I won't swear in the future."

"Stop swearing."

"Hey, sleep by yourself, I'm not done yet."

Teacher Li woke up once in the middle of the night, kicked no one around, turned on the light to find someone, "Why are you still awake?"

Li Yiming looked at the document, "It may be all night today, you go back to sleep, you'll catch a cold standing here for a while."

"I want to watch it with you!" Drunk Li Bubuan moved a stool and sat next to him, "What case is this time?"

"Divorce case." Li Yiming put a document in front of him, "The man cheated, and the woman wants all the property."

"It's hard to say that they all cheated."

Lawyer Li emphasized, "The woman also cheated."

"Tsk tsk." Teacher Li didn't dare to look at it after a second glance, "Tell me, why is this woman in such a hurry? Divorce first, are you afraid you won't find anyone?"

Li Yiming laughed at him, "Our teacher Li understands clearly."

"Yiming!" Li Bubu put his head on Lawyer Li's arm, acting cute, "If we get divorced, how much will you give me?"

"Not a cent."

After listening to the answer, Li Bubu opened his mouth and bit it, and then let go after biting a deep mark, "I don't have you anymore, and you still don't leave me some money."

"You lied to my feelings and my body, and you still want me to give you money?"

Teacher Li stuck out his tongue and licked the teeth marks he had just bitten, flattering him, "I don't want money anymore, I want you."

Li Yiming rubbed his head, "Go to sleep baby, I can't finish yet."

"I'm leaving."

"Go, cover the quilt."

Later, Li Yiming went to see it again worried, and he slept very well with a pillow in his arms, "Little heartless, didn't you sleep without me before?"

Li Yiming remembered that he went out to play with his parents when he was five years old, and he came home only a week later. Later, his mother who couldn't understand said that Little Tangdou would cry every day before going to bed because he had no brother.Now that I'm older, it's not the same as when I was a child.

Mr. Li took almost the same class this semester. He took advantage of the break to doze off secretly. He was too sleepy. Yesterday Li Yiming came back from a social event and was excited all night. But he suffered, and now his back is sore.I didn't eat anything in the morning, I was hungry and sleepy, no one hurt!

Li Bubu: Mom, I want to eat boiled fish.

Mom: Come over after get off work and make boiled fish and sweet soup for you.I'll go to the supermarket later and sell you some snacks to take away at night.

Li doesn't understand: Mom still loves me!

Mom: Li Yiming bullied you?

Li don't understand: Yes!

Teacher Li was chatting with his mother, and Li Yiming sent over the chat records between his mother and him.

Li Yiming: I don't love you?Didn't hurt enough last night?

Teacher Li turned off his mobile phone angrily and went to class.

In the evening, I bought a small snack to go to my mother. While waiting for the elevator, Li Yiming also came. He was wearing a suit and looked handsome, "What did you buy?"

"green bean cake!"

"Why didn't you reply to my message?" Li Yiming reached out and touched the corner of his mouth, "Why do you have acne?"

"Aren't you angry?"

"Li doesn't understand, are you sure I'm mad at you, not fucking you?"

Teacher Li entered the elevator door and refused to let him in, his whole face turned red.