Mythical First Love Handbook
Chapter 81
Si Shaoliu and Liu Sulan's professional standards are still up to standard, even if two of them play three roles.
When the old mother is talking with her boyfriend, Liu Sulan is the old mother, and Si Shaoliu plays her boyfriend.At the scene of the breakup, Liu Sulan started to play the boyfriend, and Si Shaoliu played himself.
Si Shaoliu didn't know the audience's reaction after the show was broadcast. Anyway, the four who were sitting on the sidelines were laughing like crazy.
Yes, there are four laughing like crazy, including Yang Yi.
When it was Yang Yi's turn, Si Shaoliu couldn't stop laughing.For nothing else, it was enough for him to laugh directly at the scene of the conversation between "mother" and her boyfriend.I don't know if they were influenced by the "audience" outside, Yang Yi and Lin Mei even laughed.
On the other hand, He Xuanlin and He Yingying were full of fighting spirit, and they performed very well. He Yingying broke out in a crying scene at the end, and her heart was broken.Anyway, if she had this level when she was in the same group as Si Shaoliu, she would never be scolded by the director.But we can't get rid of the reason why He Yingying acted herself and brought in the original emotions.
The final ranking came down, no surprise, No.1 is the third group, No.2 is the first group, and the last one is the second group.Congratulations to Lin Mei and Yang Yi for experiencing the pleasure of dying for love.
Lin Mei and Yang Yi mourned symbolically, but it was really just symbolic.The two of them seemed to have anticipated this situation, and instead of resisting the punishment, they were a little excited.
Si Shaoliu has every reason to suspect that these two guys did it on purpose, deliberately releasing water.
The punishment did not take place immediately. It was noon, and the guests and staff who had filmed all morning were hungry. The chief director waved his hand, and the barbecue site started.
The punishment did not take place immediately, but after all the game filming was over.The second part was filmed at a barbecue site with quite a beautiful scenery, and the director team laid out booths and set up shade tents in their main activity area.
After arriving at the place, the staff took turns to eat and rest, and the guests assigned tasks and prepared lunch together.
Si Shaoliu and He Yingying were unceremoniously excluded from the barbecue team and sent to wash the vegetables. Liu Sulan and Lin Mei were in charge of skewering the ingredients, and Yang Yi and He Xuanlin were in charge of roasting on a grill.
He Yingying and Si Shaoliu sat by the basin and washed vegetables on a small bench.
The director's group ordered the staff to hang a banner above Si Shaoliu's head, with yellow words on the red border, bold and enlarged - "Left and Right Fork in the Road".
The chief director on the opposite side showed a blackboard, and the white words were still bold and enlarged - "Break Up".
Guest: "..."
Si Shaoliu is definitely very unfriendly to him in this episode of the show. Why does he, who is in love, think back and forth about the breakup period, surrounded by the atmosphere of the breakup, did he take the wrong medicine and abuse himself! ?
Sorry, nothing wrong.
He Yingying covered her eyes symbolically with wet paws, and said exaggeratedly: "Oh my God, the words are so bright and shiny, I'm going blind! What kind of treasure is this? It's here to make it!" What, are you blind?"
The chief director continued exaggeratedly: "This is the treasure of our program group. It will affect your brain waves and thus affect your thinking and actions. As long as it stands here, you will not forget our program of this issue." theme, rather than just grilling and eating."
He Yingying immediately put down her hand indifferently: "Oh, then you can withdraw it with the director. It seems that we will definitely not go astray with the treasure of the town group in this issue. You can rest assured and rest."
But the chief director of this little boy offered a magic weapon: "Quick answer, the first question, what were you thinking when we broke up? Three, two..."
The guests were taken aback for a moment, they didn't expect the director to raise a question out of nowhere this time, without explaining anything about the rules.
He Yingying entered the small black room with a conditioned reflex. When she heard the director's countdown, she quickly raised her hand. She brought the water splash out of the basin, and threw a vegetable leaf at Si Shaoliu impartially, hitting her face.
"I don't want to divide!"
He Yingying shouted three words short and forcefully.
What responded to her was the approval of the chief director: "The response is good, and the player He Yingying will add a point!"
Si Shaoliu closed one eye and picked up the leaf of the green vegetable that was thrown on his face: "Comrade Xiao He, explain?"
When He Yingying saw her, she immediately sat upright, and said loudly, "I'm afraid, brother Si, you're hungry! I'll show you some filial piety first."
Si Shaoliu laughed a little: "Oh, so I only have a thumb in my stomach with you."
He Yingying was shamefully discouraged, shifted her gaze every minute, and aggressively attacked the director: "Director, you are lying!"
"What am I cheating on?"
"You attacked suddenly, and you asked us to answer without even a rule, and you didn't tell us how to reward and punish." He Xuanlin joined the crusade army.
The chief director felt proud instead of ashamed, and he straightened his chest: "How many episodes is this, and how many times have you guys filmed it? Do you need to think about the rules of this quick-answer question bonus system? As for rewards and punishments, I have already told you that all the punishments for today are the same—jumping off a cliff.”
"Then what is the timing of the questions?" Liu Sulan asked, "Is it a one-time rush to answer, or are you completely random? How many questions are there in total, whether it is a group or an individual unit, whether it is a penalty for ranking or no score, etc. It's all a problem."
The chief director smiled slightly, and said, "Guess."
Guess what, how old are you and how cute you are!
Si Shaoliu smashed the washed vegetables into a basin, brought them to Lin Mei and Liu Sulan's table, and put them on casually: "Let's guess about the director's team's urination. It may be based on normal thinking and the individual scoring system." , the higher the score is, the safer it is, and it may also be the other way around, and those without scores are safer."
The guests knew that this was intentional by the program crew. Lin Mei put the skewered sausages on a plate and said, "Accordingly, I think it should be a grab for points. The show must be a tense atmosphere."
He Yingying brought up another pot of vegetables, and took a stick to help them wear them together: "Yes, otherwise they would not play cards according to common sense, deliberately did not tell us the time and suddenly came up with a question, because of the nervousness of snatching Well. If it is said that the higher the score, the less safe it is, then we simply don’t grab it, and everyone takes turns to answer the questions equally, that would be too boring.”
The ignored chief director: "..."
All right, let's discuss and see what you can discuss.
Yang Yi and He Xuanlin's first batch of grilled chicken wings was almost ready, and the smell wafted over, and Si Shaoliu felt hungry and rumbling.
Yang Yi and He Xuanlin put the roasted wings into six plates on average, He Xuanlin said: "Let's eat first and then discuss, anyway, they won't let us off easily, let's eat while it's hot."
So the serious discussion group looked at each other, and with a collective cheer, they rushed towards things.
"Thank you Brother He Yang! Parents are nothing more than food and clothing!" He Yingying ran to the embrace of the barbecue, and under the temptation of eating, she turned into a running dog in minutes.Fortunately, this bastard has not forgotten her sister Lin Mei, and remembered to take a plate for Lin Mei.
Si Shaoliu picked up two of the three plates from Yang Yi's hand, and handed one to Liu Sulan: "Sit on the table and eat."
Liu Sulan smiled and said, "Thank you Brother Si, thank you Brother Yang."
Let Liu Sulan sit over, but Si Shaoliu himself did not leave. He stood next to Yang Yi with a plate in one hand and roast meat in the other. Place one box on the grill.
He Yingying greeted them at the table: "Brother Yang, Brother He, don't be too busy, let's finish eating here first and then bake together. What do you want to drink, orange juice coconut milk Coke Sprite?"
"Beer." Si Shaoliu said vaguely with a bone in his mouth.
Yang Yi glanced at him with a smile, and heard He Yingying say: "Don't dream, no, just the above four."
So Yang Yi chose the healthiest one: "Then coconut milk."
He Xuanlin also put tin foil on the side to bake: "I want Coke, thank you sister He."
"Okay, little fun." He Yingying poured their drinks.
You said Si Shaoliu?That must be coconut milk.She has good eyesight, okay? Brother Yang, who seems to like to drink milk, obviously wants it for Brother Si.To tell the truth, He Yingying often felt that her elder brother Yang raising Si Ge was not like raising a boyfriend, but like raising a child.
Could it be that this is the legendary father-boyfriend?
After Yang Yi was done, Si Shaoliu followed him to the table. Not surprisingly, the two of them sat next to each other.
The table prepared by the director team was a round table, and everyone formed a circle. Next to Si Shaoliu sat Liu Sulan and opposite He Yingying, and next to Yang Yi was He Xuanlin and opposite Lin Mei.In addition to napkin drink toothpick plastic cups on the table, there is also a rose flower placed very emotionally.
As soon as Si Shaoliu spat out his bones, the chief director launched a second assault: "Quick answer, the second question, what was the expression on the other side when we broke up? Three, two..."
This question is rarely discussed!
When everyone subconsciously recalled the original scene, Si Shaoliu raised his hand: "I don't know!"
Three words, short and powerful, soul-stirring!
The chief director's face was numb for a moment: "I don't know what the answer is!?"
Si Shaoliu said innocently: "That's why I don't know. You know the director. He turned his back to me the whole time, so I definitely can't see it, right. If I can't see me, I don't know."
It is very reasonable.
The chief director choked speechlessly: "Alright, I'll count you in."
Si Shaoliu's answer seemed to open a new door for the guests, and the eyes of the guests brightened collectively.
Then in the subsequent rush to answer, the program inevitably went astray.
details as following.
"Quick answer, the third question, where did you break up?"
He Xuanlin, who was making sauce for the vegetables, raised his hand for a second, and didn't give the chief director a chance to count down: "I don't know! I didn't divide it!"
"Quick answer, the fourth question, why did you break up?"
Lin Mei joined the Miaoda army with a smile, and even raised her hand in an amorous manner: "No. There is no reason, and there is no division."
The chief director's face was bloody, he couldn't bear it and finally couldn't bear it anymore: "If you haven't broken up, take it with you, grab what you want."
Before He Xuanlin and the others called it unfair, the chief director here has changed his strategy: "Answer in turn. Question five, how long did you date when you broke up?"
Eh?
He Xuanlin: "No."
He Yingying: "Five years."
Lin Mei: "The two of us will definitely live together forever, there's no way to count."
Liu Sulan raised her face and thought of her unreliable puppy love version of first love: "About a month or two."
Si Shaoliu: "Actually, I always thought that was not a breakup, but a cold war at most. I answered no."
Yang Yi smiled when he heard the words: "Me too, it's just a temporary separation, it's not a breakup, it doesn't count."
Chief director: "..." Among the five resident guests, He Yingying gave an accurate answer, just such a single seedling."First Love" is sour and sweet, can this show do it?
closed.
When the old mother is talking with her boyfriend, Liu Sulan is the old mother, and Si Shaoliu plays her boyfriend.At the scene of the breakup, Liu Sulan started to play the boyfriend, and Si Shaoliu played himself.
Si Shaoliu didn't know the audience's reaction after the show was broadcast. Anyway, the four who were sitting on the sidelines were laughing like crazy.
Yes, there are four laughing like crazy, including Yang Yi.
When it was Yang Yi's turn, Si Shaoliu couldn't stop laughing.For nothing else, it was enough for him to laugh directly at the scene of the conversation between "mother" and her boyfriend.I don't know if they were influenced by the "audience" outside, Yang Yi and Lin Mei even laughed.
On the other hand, He Xuanlin and He Yingying were full of fighting spirit, and they performed very well. He Yingying broke out in a crying scene at the end, and her heart was broken.Anyway, if she had this level when she was in the same group as Si Shaoliu, she would never be scolded by the director.But we can't get rid of the reason why He Yingying acted herself and brought in the original emotions.
The final ranking came down, no surprise, No.1 is the third group, No.2 is the first group, and the last one is the second group.Congratulations to Lin Mei and Yang Yi for experiencing the pleasure of dying for love.
Lin Mei and Yang Yi mourned symbolically, but it was really just symbolic.The two of them seemed to have anticipated this situation, and instead of resisting the punishment, they were a little excited.
Si Shaoliu has every reason to suspect that these two guys did it on purpose, deliberately releasing water.
The punishment did not take place immediately. It was noon, and the guests and staff who had filmed all morning were hungry. The chief director waved his hand, and the barbecue site started.
The punishment did not take place immediately, but after all the game filming was over.The second part was filmed at a barbecue site with quite a beautiful scenery, and the director team laid out booths and set up shade tents in their main activity area.
After arriving at the place, the staff took turns to eat and rest, and the guests assigned tasks and prepared lunch together.
Si Shaoliu and He Yingying were unceremoniously excluded from the barbecue team and sent to wash the vegetables. Liu Sulan and Lin Mei were in charge of skewering the ingredients, and Yang Yi and He Xuanlin were in charge of roasting on a grill.
He Yingying and Si Shaoliu sat by the basin and washed vegetables on a small bench.
The director's group ordered the staff to hang a banner above Si Shaoliu's head, with yellow words on the red border, bold and enlarged - "Left and Right Fork in the Road".
The chief director on the opposite side showed a blackboard, and the white words were still bold and enlarged - "Break Up".
Guest: "..."
Si Shaoliu is definitely very unfriendly to him in this episode of the show. Why does he, who is in love, think back and forth about the breakup period, surrounded by the atmosphere of the breakup, did he take the wrong medicine and abuse himself! ?
Sorry, nothing wrong.
He Yingying covered her eyes symbolically with wet paws, and said exaggeratedly: "Oh my God, the words are so bright and shiny, I'm going blind! What kind of treasure is this? It's here to make it!" What, are you blind?"
The chief director continued exaggeratedly: "This is the treasure of our program group. It will affect your brain waves and thus affect your thinking and actions. As long as it stands here, you will not forget our program of this issue." theme, rather than just grilling and eating."
He Yingying immediately put down her hand indifferently: "Oh, then you can withdraw it with the director. It seems that we will definitely not go astray with the treasure of the town group in this issue. You can rest assured and rest."
But the chief director of this little boy offered a magic weapon: "Quick answer, the first question, what were you thinking when we broke up? Three, two..."
The guests were taken aback for a moment, they didn't expect the director to raise a question out of nowhere this time, without explaining anything about the rules.
He Yingying entered the small black room with a conditioned reflex. When she heard the director's countdown, she quickly raised her hand. She brought the water splash out of the basin, and threw a vegetable leaf at Si Shaoliu impartially, hitting her face.
"I don't want to divide!"
He Yingying shouted three words short and forcefully.
What responded to her was the approval of the chief director: "The response is good, and the player He Yingying will add a point!"
Si Shaoliu closed one eye and picked up the leaf of the green vegetable that was thrown on his face: "Comrade Xiao He, explain?"
When He Yingying saw her, she immediately sat upright, and said loudly, "I'm afraid, brother Si, you're hungry! I'll show you some filial piety first."
Si Shaoliu laughed a little: "Oh, so I only have a thumb in my stomach with you."
He Yingying was shamefully discouraged, shifted her gaze every minute, and aggressively attacked the director: "Director, you are lying!"
"What am I cheating on?"
"You attacked suddenly, and you asked us to answer without even a rule, and you didn't tell us how to reward and punish." He Xuanlin joined the crusade army.
The chief director felt proud instead of ashamed, and he straightened his chest: "How many episodes is this, and how many times have you guys filmed it? Do you need to think about the rules of this quick-answer question bonus system? As for rewards and punishments, I have already told you that all the punishments for today are the same—jumping off a cliff.”
"Then what is the timing of the questions?" Liu Sulan asked, "Is it a one-time rush to answer, or are you completely random? How many questions are there in total, whether it is a group or an individual unit, whether it is a penalty for ranking or no score, etc. It's all a problem."
The chief director smiled slightly, and said, "Guess."
Guess what, how old are you and how cute you are!
Si Shaoliu smashed the washed vegetables into a basin, brought them to Lin Mei and Liu Sulan's table, and put them on casually: "Let's guess about the director's team's urination. It may be based on normal thinking and the individual scoring system." , the higher the score is, the safer it is, and it may also be the other way around, and those without scores are safer."
The guests knew that this was intentional by the program crew. Lin Mei put the skewered sausages on a plate and said, "Accordingly, I think it should be a grab for points. The show must be a tense atmosphere."
He Yingying brought up another pot of vegetables, and took a stick to help them wear them together: "Yes, otherwise they would not play cards according to common sense, deliberately did not tell us the time and suddenly came up with a question, because of the nervousness of snatching Well. If it is said that the higher the score, the less safe it is, then we simply don’t grab it, and everyone takes turns to answer the questions equally, that would be too boring.”
The ignored chief director: "..."
All right, let's discuss and see what you can discuss.
Yang Yi and He Xuanlin's first batch of grilled chicken wings was almost ready, and the smell wafted over, and Si Shaoliu felt hungry and rumbling.
Yang Yi and He Xuanlin put the roasted wings into six plates on average, He Xuanlin said: "Let's eat first and then discuss, anyway, they won't let us off easily, let's eat while it's hot."
So the serious discussion group looked at each other, and with a collective cheer, they rushed towards things.
"Thank you Brother He Yang! Parents are nothing more than food and clothing!" He Yingying ran to the embrace of the barbecue, and under the temptation of eating, she turned into a running dog in minutes.Fortunately, this bastard has not forgotten her sister Lin Mei, and remembered to take a plate for Lin Mei.
Si Shaoliu picked up two of the three plates from Yang Yi's hand, and handed one to Liu Sulan: "Sit on the table and eat."
Liu Sulan smiled and said, "Thank you Brother Si, thank you Brother Yang."
Let Liu Sulan sit over, but Si Shaoliu himself did not leave. He stood next to Yang Yi with a plate in one hand and roast meat in the other. Place one box on the grill.
He Yingying greeted them at the table: "Brother Yang, Brother He, don't be too busy, let's finish eating here first and then bake together. What do you want to drink, orange juice coconut milk Coke Sprite?"
"Beer." Si Shaoliu said vaguely with a bone in his mouth.
Yang Yi glanced at him with a smile, and heard He Yingying say: "Don't dream, no, just the above four."
So Yang Yi chose the healthiest one: "Then coconut milk."
He Xuanlin also put tin foil on the side to bake: "I want Coke, thank you sister He."
"Okay, little fun." He Yingying poured their drinks.
You said Si Shaoliu?That must be coconut milk.She has good eyesight, okay? Brother Yang, who seems to like to drink milk, obviously wants it for Brother Si.To tell the truth, He Yingying often felt that her elder brother Yang raising Si Ge was not like raising a boyfriend, but like raising a child.
Could it be that this is the legendary father-boyfriend?
After Yang Yi was done, Si Shaoliu followed him to the table. Not surprisingly, the two of them sat next to each other.
The table prepared by the director team was a round table, and everyone formed a circle. Next to Si Shaoliu sat Liu Sulan and opposite He Yingying, and next to Yang Yi was He Xuanlin and opposite Lin Mei.In addition to napkin drink toothpick plastic cups on the table, there is also a rose flower placed very emotionally.
As soon as Si Shaoliu spat out his bones, the chief director launched a second assault: "Quick answer, the second question, what was the expression on the other side when we broke up? Three, two..."
This question is rarely discussed!
When everyone subconsciously recalled the original scene, Si Shaoliu raised his hand: "I don't know!"
Three words, short and powerful, soul-stirring!
The chief director's face was numb for a moment: "I don't know what the answer is!?"
Si Shaoliu said innocently: "That's why I don't know. You know the director. He turned his back to me the whole time, so I definitely can't see it, right. If I can't see me, I don't know."
It is very reasonable.
The chief director choked speechlessly: "Alright, I'll count you in."
Si Shaoliu's answer seemed to open a new door for the guests, and the eyes of the guests brightened collectively.
Then in the subsequent rush to answer, the program inevitably went astray.
details as following.
"Quick answer, the third question, where did you break up?"
He Xuanlin, who was making sauce for the vegetables, raised his hand for a second, and didn't give the chief director a chance to count down: "I don't know! I didn't divide it!"
"Quick answer, the fourth question, why did you break up?"
Lin Mei joined the Miaoda army with a smile, and even raised her hand in an amorous manner: "No. There is no reason, and there is no division."
The chief director's face was bloody, he couldn't bear it and finally couldn't bear it anymore: "If you haven't broken up, take it with you, grab what you want."
Before He Xuanlin and the others called it unfair, the chief director here has changed his strategy: "Answer in turn. Question five, how long did you date when you broke up?"
Eh?
He Xuanlin: "No."
He Yingying: "Five years."
Lin Mei: "The two of us will definitely live together forever, there's no way to count."
Liu Sulan raised her face and thought of her unreliable puppy love version of first love: "About a month or two."
Si Shaoliu: "Actually, I always thought that was not a breakup, but a cold war at most. I answered no."
Yang Yi smiled when he heard the words: "Me too, it's just a temporary separation, it's not a breakup, it doesn't count."
Chief director: "..." Among the five resident guests, He Yingying gave an accurate answer, just such a single seedling."First Love" is sour and sweet, can this show do it?
closed.
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