Mythical First Love Handbook

Si Shaoliu hung Yang Yi's underwear on the clothes rail.I took a picture of the drying rack and posted on Weibo: "Are you shy? You ran away without praising me. [Unhappy]"

After the filming, Si Shaoliu stared at his mobile phone for a long time, not knowing what to be happy about, he smiled lightly, cleaned up the laundry sink and turned off the lights.

The "quick sands" are used to the days when Si Shaoliu now distributes dog food three times a day, and occasionally has afternoon tea and supper.I am no longer excited about this, although the second answer is still the same, although the groundhog is still screaming after seeing it, although... the dog food delivered by the spoon is really good, it is the kind that I rely on my own brain to make up for Good knock.

After knocking on the dog food, the "quick sands" wiped off their saliva, straightened their collars, and became a good dog again.One or two began to pretend to be serious detectives again, and began to analyze.

Shaoshao returned to City S today, and should be at home now, so who are the "suspects" in City S during this time period?

The main "suspects" No. [-] Li Feng and No. [-] Yang Yi are all there.

Come, come, vote, vote, buy and leave, bet on who is at Shaoshao's house or Shaoshao's house tonight.

???

Eh?Something is... not right.

live together! ! !

...Don't make such a fuss, okay, Shaoshao said "go home" the first time she posted "Enai Weibo"!

Well, don't get excited, come on, come on, make a bet, make a bet.

When the "quick sands" turned into detectives, the little sun who was a fan was also constantly updating his dog food.

Little Sun: "You are so virtuous."

Vinegar-pickled apples were the first to reply: "Boss, if you praise your boyfriend, give me something practical! You always say what is going on without beginning and end. If you have the ability to pull it out, let everyone see how good he is." Virtuous!"

Xiao Baipiao: "Reconsideration!"

One mouthful, one moon: "Reconsideration!"

The next line started to line up, but their boss had already fallen asleep with his arms around their spoons.

In the middle of the night, a video was posted on the top of the trending search, and the people who eat melons in the middle of the night were so frightened that they dropped the melons.

The name of the video is - "Old Qu talking about apprentices".

After studying the unearthed cultural relics, Mr. Qu compiled a new history book about a period of history during the reigns of Emperor Zhou Huang and Emperor Xian of the Great Zhou Dynasty.And therefore on the first channel program.

However, at the beginning of the program, he mentioned a disciple who helped him translate ancient texts and restore ancient books.

He said that he had countless students in his life, but there was only one apprentice raised by himself.

The tomb of Zhiyin Guoshi, the ninth national teacher of the Great Zhou Dynasty, was found, and inside they found the bamboo slips that the national teacher recorded his life.It’s just that the Zhou Dynasty was nearly 2000 years away from today, and the characters changed too much, and there were many rare words among them. Only scholars who specialize in ancient characters can barely translate.This work was mainly carried out by Qu Lao and his disciples, who carried out translation research.

Among them, the most mentioned person in the bamboo slips is Fang Tinglan, a famous eunuch and treacherous minister in history.

Qu Lao did not specifically talk about Fang Tinglan, but revealed two pieces of news.The first one is that Eunuch Fang was the Taoist partner of the Great Zhou State Master, and the two were buried in the same coffin.The second is that Emperor Zhou Huang was responsible for the murder of thousands of people by Fang Gonggong, who killed thousands of poisonous corpses instead of the people.

Qu Lao's conclusion for Fang Tinglan is - bear the humiliation and bear the burden, and keep the original intention.

Ha, ha ha, does it sound familiar?

Let me tell you again, the disciple "Si" that Qu Lao said is "Shaoliu".

Later, Mr. Qu also revealed Si Shaoliu's grades in high school, saying that Si Shaoliu had been studying with him and had never been to school before. It was the first time he had encountered mathematics and physics, and he had no talent in these areas.Study hard until the end of the college entrance examination is barely so-so.

Fried fried.

Overnight, I don't know how many of Si Shaoliu's black fans got out of his membership, and how many passers-by became fans.

Even the "quick sands" who had accepted Si Shaoliu's design as a hidden talent were dumbfounded.It's only been a while, they have gone from "knowing nothing except acting" to noble sons from a scholarly family.

Hey, what are those people scolding us for?Pretending to speculate on people?Do you want to be famous if you don't know how to study hard?Hehe, that's what we clean up with the spoon, we don't bother to explain it to you.

Oh, it's so beautiful.

Beautiful, beautiful, and someone raised a question, Shaoshao Zangzhuo has been hiding for more than ten years, and has been focusing on acting since his debut. Why did it explode so suddenly in a short period of time in the past few months? .

Another black fan came out to talk about Si Shaoliu's hype.However, the videos that Si Shaoliu was photographed by netizens and posted on the Internet were real, there was no way to fake them, and the sunspots didn't make any big waves.

Of course, you can say that he is learning and selling now, oh, the premise is how long he has been learning and selling now, and how long you have to learn to reach the height of Si Shaoliu.

If you let Si Shaoliu answer by himself... um... hundreds of years is so long.

In fact, Si Shaoliu didn't even pay attention to the words of praise and praise on the Internet, and asked Yang Yi and Gao Yao to suppress the enthusiasm, grasping the speed of the entertainment industry, and don't cross the border.Otherwise, he might be in some trouble.

It's also a good thing that he has regressed in all aspects now, otherwise if you say that at his age, if he can do everything, he is really a genius who was born with knowledge.

He really isn't, he just has more time than others.In history, there are so many proud people among the dragons and phoenixes. In just a few decades of life, they have created masterpieces that have never been seen before or since.But he, Si Shaoliu, is just relying on his long lifespan, and he thinks he is just ordinary.

Si Shaoliu woke up with Yang Yi in his arms in the morning, and the Internet has already exploded.Because someone compared Si Shaoliu's handwriting and paintings with Si Yuanzhao's, and finally came to the conclusion that they were very similar but slightly inferior.

Could it be that Si Shaoliu's calligraphy and paintings were copied and learned from Si Yuanzhao.

Analysis posts have been published one after another on the Internet. Si Yuanzhao was only eighteen or nineteen years old when he became famous, and his paintings were all circulated when he was nineteen or twenty. Now Si Shaoliu is 20 years old. Years old.

But the problem is that Si Shaoliu has not practiced calligraphy and painting for many years, and in their words, he has regressed.Of course, it is still unclear whether it is true or false.

Let's talk about the difference between Si Yuanzhao's and Si Shaoliu's paintings bababa...

Si Shaoliu turned on the phone, saw the news that there were too many cards, and leaned against Yang Yi's chest and felt his head hurt.Obediently, teacher, I am already in the limelight here, if you show your name, too much limelight is not a good thing.

Yang Yi actually woke up when Si Shaoliu woke up. Seeing Si Shaoliu frowning, he subconsciously reached out and rubbed his forehead: "Don't worry, nothing will happen."

He had just woken up, his voice was low and hoarse, and it suddenly entered Si Shaoliu's ear, and half of Si Shaoliu's body went numb.

Si Shaoliu pulled Yang Yi's hand to his lips and kissed it: "If you know something, you'll be fine."

Maybe it's because the atmosphere is too warm at the moment, or maybe it's because he just woke up and was still confused, Yang Yi turned around, embraced Si Shaoliu in his arms, and put his lips on Si Shaoliu's eyebrows: "Everything will be fine." ,and me."

Si Shaoliu closed his eyes, smiled, and instantly felt that there was nothing to worry about.

The two got up, Yang Yi went to make breakfast, Si Shaoliu read the message from Gao Yao, and knew that it was the plan he had discussed with Qu Wen to label him as a "student".He will be responsible for diverting his attention and suppressing the heat.

They also asked Si Shaoliu if he had any idea of ​​releasing a single. Netizens edited the song he sang on "First Love" separately, and the hit rate has already reached over [-].Si Shaoliu is not keen on releasing a single, he just wants to have a vacation.

Gao Yao was speechless, so he had to remind him not to forget that the fourth phase of "First Love" was filming at nine o'clock, and Xia Keke would come to pick them up at eight o'clock.Si Shaoliu responded obediently, promising that he and Yang Yi would arrive at the shooting location on time.

All the third episodes of "First Love" were released, and the five guests finally found time to shoot the fourth episode.The location was chosen in S City.

Si Shaoliu called Qu Wen again, greeted him, and thanked him. The master and apprentice chatted for a while and hung up the phone.He saw that it was almost time, so he took out his clothes and changed first. He wore black pants and a white t-shirt. When he smiled slightly, the indifference completely dissipated, and his youthful air came out, and he looked tender for several years.

He walked to the kitchen with his hands behind his back, only to see Yang Yi stirring porridge with one hand and typing with the other.

He poked his head over: "what's the matter, who made my heart angry so early in the morning?"

Yang Yi's hands trembled in fright when he made a sudden noise, and almost threw the phone into the pot to cook with the porridge.

"No, no." Yang Yi coughed, "The porridge is ready, go and get a bowl, and I'll serve it for you."

Si Shaoliu raised his eyebrows, but he was not ready to investigate.He was in a good mood, and his attitude towards Yang Yi was obviously much more natural.He took two white porcelain bowls, and Yang Yisheng put them on the table when he was ready.

A plate of scallion eggs and quick-frozen steamed buns were already placed on the table.Si Shaoliu put the bowls and chopsticks neatly on purpose, "Kacha" is another photo, with words on Weibo: "Love Meal before the start of work [smile] If the egg changes its image, I think I will be happier."

Yang Yi wanted to speak but stopped, stopped and wanted to speak.

He looked down at the comments on his Weibo, and felt extremely sad.Those people didn't get a reply from Little Sun all night, and they were so bored that they began to speculate on the love life of the "big sister".

Forget it, if they say something nice, Yang Yi is still willing to take a look.

But they actually began to suspect that Little Sunshine was stimulated by the fact that Shaoshao had a boyfriend. The "big sister" who had been mothered to the soul for many years finally couldn't bear it, and decided to follow in the footsteps of "Er Zai" to create a fictional boyfriend for herself , to comfort the empty, lonely and cold self.

Yang Yi, who was "empty, lonely and cold", gritted his teeth, but saw what they said had noses and eyes.You see, Bai Fumei like our boss needs money and talent, but she is still a solo mother in her 30s. At first glance, she looks like the kind of strong woman who is single to death.But she has been single for so many years, just when Shaoshao started to show her affection, she also had a boyfriend and started to show her affection.Is it sudden, is it abrupt?

Also, have you noticed that there is no boss who posts blogs, and they often post blogs after Shaoshao, so there is no such coincidence.

at last!The boss has shown his love for so long, have you seen a finger of the boss's boyfriend?No!You guys show male tickets, is this a way of showing only words and pictures of scenery?All the spoons have lost their shadows.

So, a conclusion can be drawn.The eldest, she doesn't have a boyfriend at all.It's just that "Er Zai" disappeared for a while, she was "unwilling to be lonely", and made up a wild man.

Yang Yi wanted to tell them that he was a "boyfriend fan"!And the one that successfully fell asleep with idols!