Mythical First Love Handbook
Chapter 30 Love at First Sight
Si Shaoliu suppressed himself not to turn back, not to read any more.He tricked himself into thinking that as long as the time is long enough, he can let go and forget.But in front of Yang Yi, he realized that he was just deceiving himself.The past is vivid in his mind, every time Si Shaoliu thinks about it, he can't help but ask himself, did Yang Yi really never move his mind?
One of his hearts cooled down, but he refused to die for a hundred years.He thought that after training himself for 98 years, the pain of peeling and rubbing the skin and rubbing the bones with the green bamboo whip would always give him a long memory and give up his thoughts.But it turns out... I still can't control it.Yang Yi only had a few short words, but with a bowl of soup, his heart still warmed up.Not under his control.
After the director asked the question, a three-second countdown began: "Three, two, one. Please answer."
He didn't give Si Shao any time to catch the flu.Before Si Shaoliu could think of what to say, his feet felt cold, and his shoes and socks were ripped off.
???
Black question mark.
The staff member wearing a monster mask took a large white piece of feathers that looked soft and fluffy, and swept it across the soles of Si Shaoliu's feet.
Si Shaoliu was startled, his legs were so itchy that he had to shrink his legs.Hmm... Locked by Lao Lao.The staff was merciless, and Feather swept the soles of Si Shaoliu's feet up and down, left and right, with the momentum of sweeping away thousands of troops.
"...Damn it..." Teacher Si was being tossed about violently, his face was distorted with a suppressed smile, and he kept writhing on the sofa, and all the sadness and grievances were temporarily forgotten.
"...Wait, wait...I think so...hahahahaha..."
He couldn't help laughing out loud, "...love at first sight... really... love at first sight, love at first sight."
The staff stopped and let the ravaged teacher Si go.
"Then, what is the most impressive thing in the process of getting along with you, and what makes you feel the most tempted?"
The assistant director added the question.After all...the theme of their issue this time is acquaintance, and Si Shaoliu answered the four words "Love at First Sight", which didn't fit the theme, nor did it meet the requirements of their chief director who wanted to cut it into two episodes with a full plot.
As soon as he finished asking the question, he started counting down again: "Three, two, one. Please answer."
Si Shaoliu was afraid of his countdown.I racked my brains to answer it immediately, but I had too many memories and everything was profound.
Shrimp and shrimp head, one for you, one for me.Stir-fried chestnuts in sugar, one asked whether it is sweet and sweet, and finally said that I would peel it if you want it, there is no deadline.The poems that cannot be read smoothly, but his name is hidden in it, showing a glimpse of surprise.There are many, many things that can't be smaller, but Yang Yi's deep affection, his throbbing.
As soon as the countdown was over, Feather was about to inflict "torture" on Si Shaoliu again. Our teacher Si was able to bend and stretch, his feet retracted, and he simply believed in the horse and let go of his mind: "There is a swallow's nest under my house."
It turned out to be this one thing.
As soon as Si Shaoliu opened his mouth, the staff let him go.He recalled slowly, slowed down his voice, whispered, very gentle.
Such a gentle voice was clearly transmitted to the ears of the people in the room through the headset.
"I went to his house in spring, and the room was arranged next to him. There were spring swallows nesting under the eaves of the room. I liked it very much, so I stayed. I remember that it was raining lightly and the sky was gray. It was rare for him to come home early. Once, I walked across the path in the yard with an umbrella."
"At that time, I didn't know him very well. It took me a few days to get along. I always wanted to hide it. In order to wait for him to come back at night, I always sat in front of the study from the afternoon and drew until night. He Until you come back. Ask him a question, and then listen to his answer."
"The rain that day made me stay in the room. I sat in front of the window and fiddled with chess pieces under the rain curtain. When he came from the rain, the swallow just came home. It wet its feathers, pulled its wings, and went to its nest. I went in. I heard a noise, looked out the window, saw the swallow, and saw him."
"Micro swifts are flying together. There is another swallow in the nest. I don't know which one is male and which one is female. He walked towards me, step by step, with a gentle smile. The wet swallow entered the nest, and he also walked in front of me. .He put the umbrella away and leaned against the corner, took off his wet coat and put it on his forearm. He looked at me and said, "Coincidentally, it came back, and so did I. "
"The swallow in the nest waits for the swallow, and the man under the eaves waits for others. At that time, it is best for him to come home and me to wait for him to come home."
After the filming was over, the assistant director felt that Si Actor's high-cold personality had been shattered into scum before his eyes.Could it be that even at the height of Mr. Si, he still wants to fuck the infatuated person to attract fans?You can pull it down.Who didn't know that Si Shaoliu never messed with character design, and there were more black fans than fans.If he is willing to mess with the character design, there is no need to wait for today.
So... the truth is revealed?
The assistant director shivered. For some reason, it was even more frightening.It turns out that Teacher Si is such a... um... a good wife and mother?Is it?
The assistant director was shocked by his own thunder.God tm good wife and mother, to hell.
Si Shaoliu, the "good wife" who only knows how to make instant noodles, took off her blindfold and put on shoes and socks for herself.The assistant director informed him that the shooting was not over yet, so remember to gather in the lobby later.
Si Shaoliu agreed.The staff tidied up the venue and tidied up the machines. Si Shaoliu put on his shoes and socks and stood up, suddenly having nothing to do.
Get out of the working state at once, no one takes care of it, and there is nothing to divert attention.He felt that the room suddenly became cramped, and the well-fitting suit was strung around his body, as if he was wrapped in layers of restraints, unable to let go of his hands and feet when doing anything.
He walked out the door quickly, and the staff didn't pay much attention when they saw that he was going in the direction of the toilet.Gao Yao was not there, and Xia Keke did not enter the small black room, saying that she was afraid of affecting the shooting.Originally, the general variety show is not followed by the assistant, let alone the agent.
Xia Keke was sitting not far from the door waiting for Si Shaoliu, and seeing Si Shaoliu hurried to the toilet, she knew that her family was addicted to cigarettes again.Concerned about her old mother, Xia Keke sighed, stood up and went to the shooting room to bring back the suit jacket that Si Shaoliu had taken off.It's not cold inside the house, but it's still a bit cold outside. What should I do if I don't wear a coat when I go out and freeze.
Si Shaoliu couldn't hold back the past that engulfed him, he leaned against the wall of the toilet door, took out the cigarette case and lighter, took out a cigarette from his lips, and couldn't wait to light it up and take a puff.
Deeply, the spicy taste is introduced into the lungs along the throat.He lowered his eyebrows, his slightly protruding browbones and long eyelashes cast a shadow under the light, blocking the ups and downs in his eyes, without revealing anything.
The smell of nicotine quickly soothed Si Shaoliu's feeling that he was about to explode from his chest.Si Shaoliu skillfully cut the wires to prevent the explosion.He is now full of thoughts, doubts, regrets, and unspeakable grievances and sorrows.
Memory was like a ferocious beast out of its cage, with mountains roaring and waves swirling around his head and face.There is a thought that can't get rid of in my mind, Yang Yi, has he ever been tempted during their love affair.
He bit the cigarette, thinking of him as Yang Yi's lips, biting to death.
After calming down for a while, Si Shaoliu heard the sound of "squeaking" water.He raised his head and looked at He Xiaohua who splashed water all over his face.
He Yingying turned off the faucet, took two steps forward, and stretched out her hand: "Brother Si, ask for a cigarette."
Si Shaoliu handed her the cigarette case and lighter together.He Yingying bit the cigarette unskillfully, and did not light the cigarette after two strokes of the lighter.
"Smoking and lighting." Si Shaoliu bit the cigarette, then lowered his eyes to watch the flickering sparks on the cigarette, his voice was very soft, giving people the illusion that he was comforting you gently.Well, maybe it wasn't an illusion either.
He Yingying tried again and clicked.She returned the cigarette case and lighter to Si Shaoliu.Right in front of the sink in the toilet, a three-gold actor and a popular little flower were smoking their own lonely cigarettes facing each other.
As expected, He Yingying was not very good at it, so she took a puff and choked on two puffs.Si Shaoliu didn't stop her, not even a polite condolence.
He knew very well that some things had to be figured out by himself before they were considered past.No matter how much other people say, it's useless, it just adds to the noise.Apart from myself, the only one who can untie the knot is the one in my heart.
He Yingying coughed until she burst into tears, and asked Si Shaoliu with a smile: "Brother Si, why did you come to this crappy show in the first place. With your position, you still need variety shows to attract fans."
Si Shaoliu raised his eyes, his brows were deep.With his hands in his trouser pockets, he was leaning against the wall, with one leg straightened and the other bent, his whole body was sluggish, as if he had no strength.
"It's the lack of friends." He squinted his eyes and said in a low voice, "I thought I would become a Buddha immediately."
"That's not it." He Yingying finally gave up the behavior of persecuting herself, her face was full of water, but fortunately her makeup was waterproof enough, and it didn't melt very badly.
"I just thought it was all in the past tense, so why should I care about it. Being able to come on the show, being popular and making a lot of money, not tepid and not losing money, anyway, the money is in hand. What's the matter. But... She pointed to her chest, "...still fucking."
After all, the two have known each other for a short time, so it's hard to talk about it here.It is also the artist's caution when going outside, after all, it is very insecure to stay outside these days.To give an example, Si Shaoliu, who went out to drink with friends, ended up being featured in the headlines.
He Yingying put out the cigarette and threw it into the trash can.
After Si Shaoliu smoked a cigarette, he felt that he was resurrected in place with full blood... no wonder.
He let out a breath slowly, still thinking about Yang Yi in his heart.Has he finished recording, will he come to find himself, whether he, did he really love himself back then.
He was in a trance for a moment, a little unsteady.
He heard He Yingying shout in surprise: "Brother Si!"
Then he fell into an embrace.Broad and warm, with a very light agarwood scent on the body.Si Shaoliu remembered that Yang Yi's room would occasionally light incense, not because it was elegant, but... our Lord God of War attracts mosquitoes, and by the way, he can also fume clothes, so he can fool people when he goes out.Now known as - pretense.
He leaned on Yang Yi's body, hugging Yang Yi's neck with both hands, like a disciple, calling him: "Yang Yang."
Yang Yi really didn't have a love string in his mind. He didn't know what he had made up in his mind. His body became stiff like a coffin. After a while, he relaxed, hugged Si Shaoliu in his arms, and promised: "I exist."
He didn't even dare to speak louder, he used a breathy voice.It seems that he is afraid that his voice will hurt his photo if he raises his voice.
He Xiaohua, who was watching in front of her, was dumbfounded.
Mom, I seem to have eaten a really amazing melon, the kind that will be silenced.
The film king hugged the boss and called out other people's names!
The overlord actually agreed!
Gao still has to be my elder brother Gao, the overlord can be abducted as a stand-in!
Explode in place!
It's too late for me to disappear now and pretend I don't know anything!
Ow!Give me a way out!
One of his hearts cooled down, but he refused to die for a hundred years.He thought that after training himself for 98 years, the pain of peeling and rubbing the skin and rubbing the bones with the green bamboo whip would always give him a long memory and give up his thoughts.But it turns out... I still can't control it.Yang Yi only had a few short words, but with a bowl of soup, his heart still warmed up.Not under his control.
After the director asked the question, a three-second countdown began: "Three, two, one. Please answer."
He didn't give Si Shao any time to catch the flu.Before Si Shaoliu could think of what to say, his feet felt cold, and his shoes and socks were ripped off.
???
Black question mark.
The staff member wearing a monster mask took a large white piece of feathers that looked soft and fluffy, and swept it across the soles of Si Shaoliu's feet.
Si Shaoliu was startled, his legs were so itchy that he had to shrink his legs.Hmm... Locked by Lao Lao.The staff was merciless, and Feather swept the soles of Si Shaoliu's feet up and down, left and right, with the momentum of sweeping away thousands of troops.
"...Damn it..." Teacher Si was being tossed about violently, his face was distorted with a suppressed smile, and he kept writhing on the sofa, and all the sadness and grievances were temporarily forgotten.
"...Wait, wait...I think so...hahahahaha..."
He couldn't help laughing out loud, "...love at first sight... really... love at first sight, love at first sight."
The staff stopped and let the ravaged teacher Si go.
"Then, what is the most impressive thing in the process of getting along with you, and what makes you feel the most tempted?"
The assistant director added the question.After all...the theme of their issue this time is acquaintance, and Si Shaoliu answered the four words "Love at First Sight", which didn't fit the theme, nor did it meet the requirements of their chief director who wanted to cut it into two episodes with a full plot.
As soon as he finished asking the question, he started counting down again: "Three, two, one. Please answer."
Si Shaoliu was afraid of his countdown.I racked my brains to answer it immediately, but I had too many memories and everything was profound.
Shrimp and shrimp head, one for you, one for me.Stir-fried chestnuts in sugar, one asked whether it is sweet and sweet, and finally said that I would peel it if you want it, there is no deadline.The poems that cannot be read smoothly, but his name is hidden in it, showing a glimpse of surprise.There are many, many things that can't be smaller, but Yang Yi's deep affection, his throbbing.
As soon as the countdown was over, Feather was about to inflict "torture" on Si Shaoliu again. Our teacher Si was able to bend and stretch, his feet retracted, and he simply believed in the horse and let go of his mind: "There is a swallow's nest under my house."
It turned out to be this one thing.
As soon as Si Shaoliu opened his mouth, the staff let him go.He recalled slowly, slowed down his voice, whispered, very gentle.
Such a gentle voice was clearly transmitted to the ears of the people in the room through the headset.
"I went to his house in spring, and the room was arranged next to him. There were spring swallows nesting under the eaves of the room. I liked it very much, so I stayed. I remember that it was raining lightly and the sky was gray. It was rare for him to come home early. Once, I walked across the path in the yard with an umbrella."
"At that time, I didn't know him very well. It took me a few days to get along. I always wanted to hide it. In order to wait for him to come back at night, I always sat in front of the study from the afternoon and drew until night. He Until you come back. Ask him a question, and then listen to his answer."
"The rain that day made me stay in the room. I sat in front of the window and fiddled with chess pieces under the rain curtain. When he came from the rain, the swallow just came home. It wet its feathers, pulled its wings, and went to its nest. I went in. I heard a noise, looked out the window, saw the swallow, and saw him."
"Micro swifts are flying together. There is another swallow in the nest. I don't know which one is male and which one is female. He walked towards me, step by step, with a gentle smile. The wet swallow entered the nest, and he also walked in front of me. .He put the umbrella away and leaned against the corner, took off his wet coat and put it on his forearm. He looked at me and said, "Coincidentally, it came back, and so did I. "
"The swallow in the nest waits for the swallow, and the man under the eaves waits for others. At that time, it is best for him to come home and me to wait for him to come home."
After the filming was over, the assistant director felt that Si Actor's high-cold personality had been shattered into scum before his eyes.Could it be that even at the height of Mr. Si, he still wants to fuck the infatuated person to attract fans?You can pull it down.Who didn't know that Si Shaoliu never messed with character design, and there were more black fans than fans.If he is willing to mess with the character design, there is no need to wait for today.
So... the truth is revealed?
The assistant director shivered. For some reason, it was even more frightening.It turns out that Teacher Si is such a... um... a good wife and mother?Is it?
The assistant director was shocked by his own thunder.God tm good wife and mother, to hell.
Si Shaoliu, the "good wife" who only knows how to make instant noodles, took off her blindfold and put on shoes and socks for herself.The assistant director informed him that the shooting was not over yet, so remember to gather in the lobby later.
Si Shaoliu agreed.The staff tidied up the venue and tidied up the machines. Si Shaoliu put on his shoes and socks and stood up, suddenly having nothing to do.
Get out of the working state at once, no one takes care of it, and there is nothing to divert attention.He felt that the room suddenly became cramped, and the well-fitting suit was strung around his body, as if he was wrapped in layers of restraints, unable to let go of his hands and feet when doing anything.
He walked out the door quickly, and the staff didn't pay much attention when they saw that he was going in the direction of the toilet.Gao Yao was not there, and Xia Keke did not enter the small black room, saying that she was afraid of affecting the shooting.Originally, the general variety show is not followed by the assistant, let alone the agent.
Xia Keke was sitting not far from the door waiting for Si Shaoliu, and seeing Si Shaoliu hurried to the toilet, she knew that her family was addicted to cigarettes again.Concerned about her old mother, Xia Keke sighed, stood up and went to the shooting room to bring back the suit jacket that Si Shaoliu had taken off.It's not cold inside the house, but it's still a bit cold outside. What should I do if I don't wear a coat when I go out and freeze.
Si Shaoliu couldn't hold back the past that engulfed him, he leaned against the wall of the toilet door, took out the cigarette case and lighter, took out a cigarette from his lips, and couldn't wait to light it up and take a puff.
Deeply, the spicy taste is introduced into the lungs along the throat.He lowered his eyebrows, his slightly protruding browbones and long eyelashes cast a shadow under the light, blocking the ups and downs in his eyes, without revealing anything.
The smell of nicotine quickly soothed Si Shaoliu's feeling that he was about to explode from his chest.Si Shaoliu skillfully cut the wires to prevent the explosion.He is now full of thoughts, doubts, regrets, and unspeakable grievances and sorrows.
Memory was like a ferocious beast out of its cage, with mountains roaring and waves swirling around his head and face.There is a thought that can't get rid of in my mind, Yang Yi, has he ever been tempted during their love affair.
He bit the cigarette, thinking of him as Yang Yi's lips, biting to death.
After calming down for a while, Si Shaoliu heard the sound of "squeaking" water.He raised his head and looked at He Xiaohua who splashed water all over his face.
He Yingying turned off the faucet, took two steps forward, and stretched out her hand: "Brother Si, ask for a cigarette."
Si Shaoliu handed her the cigarette case and lighter together.He Yingying bit the cigarette unskillfully, and did not light the cigarette after two strokes of the lighter.
"Smoking and lighting." Si Shaoliu bit the cigarette, then lowered his eyes to watch the flickering sparks on the cigarette, his voice was very soft, giving people the illusion that he was comforting you gently.Well, maybe it wasn't an illusion either.
He Yingying tried again and clicked.She returned the cigarette case and lighter to Si Shaoliu.Right in front of the sink in the toilet, a three-gold actor and a popular little flower were smoking their own lonely cigarettes facing each other.
As expected, He Yingying was not very good at it, so she took a puff and choked on two puffs.Si Shaoliu didn't stop her, not even a polite condolence.
He knew very well that some things had to be figured out by himself before they were considered past.No matter how much other people say, it's useless, it just adds to the noise.Apart from myself, the only one who can untie the knot is the one in my heart.
He Yingying coughed until she burst into tears, and asked Si Shaoliu with a smile: "Brother Si, why did you come to this crappy show in the first place. With your position, you still need variety shows to attract fans."
Si Shaoliu raised his eyes, his brows were deep.With his hands in his trouser pockets, he was leaning against the wall, with one leg straightened and the other bent, his whole body was sluggish, as if he had no strength.
"It's the lack of friends." He squinted his eyes and said in a low voice, "I thought I would become a Buddha immediately."
"That's not it." He Yingying finally gave up the behavior of persecuting herself, her face was full of water, but fortunately her makeup was waterproof enough, and it didn't melt very badly.
"I just thought it was all in the past tense, so why should I care about it. Being able to come on the show, being popular and making a lot of money, not tepid and not losing money, anyway, the money is in hand. What's the matter. But... She pointed to her chest, "...still fucking."
After all, the two have known each other for a short time, so it's hard to talk about it here.It is also the artist's caution when going outside, after all, it is very insecure to stay outside these days.To give an example, Si Shaoliu, who went out to drink with friends, ended up being featured in the headlines.
He Yingying put out the cigarette and threw it into the trash can.
After Si Shaoliu smoked a cigarette, he felt that he was resurrected in place with full blood... no wonder.
He let out a breath slowly, still thinking about Yang Yi in his heart.Has he finished recording, will he come to find himself, whether he, did he really love himself back then.
He was in a trance for a moment, a little unsteady.
He heard He Yingying shout in surprise: "Brother Si!"
Then he fell into an embrace.Broad and warm, with a very light agarwood scent on the body.Si Shaoliu remembered that Yang Yi's room would occasionally light incense, not because it was elegant, but... our Lord God of War attracts mosquitoes, and by the way, he can also fume clothes, so he can fool people when he goes out.Now known as - pretense.
He leaned on Yang Yi's body, hugging Yang Yi's neck with both hands, like a disciple, calling him: "Yang Yang."
Yang Yi really didn't have a love string in his mind. He didn't know what he had made up in his mind. His body became stiff like a coffin. After a while, he relaxed, hugged Si Shaoliu in his arms, and promised: "I exist."
He didn't even dare to speak louder, he used a breathy voice.It seems that he is afraid that his voice will hurt his photo if he raises his voice.
He Xiaohua, who was watching in front of her, was dumbfounded.
Mom, I seem to have eaten a really amazing melon, the kind that will be silenced.
The film king hugged the boss and called out other people's names!
The overlord actually agreed!
Gao still has to be my elder brother Gao, the overlord can be abducted as a stand-in!
Explode in place!
It's too late for me to disappear now and pretend I don't know anything!
Ow!Give me a way out!
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