Mythical First Love Handbook
Chapter 1 The Carnival of the Sunspots
"Si Shaoliu dating in the street"
"Si Shaoliu's Hidden Marriage"
"Si Shaoliu & Ao Jianxi"
……
Xia Keke swiped through Weibo and found that his film star had contracted the top three hot searches again, and three in a row were booming.Since Si Shaoliu won the Best Actor again half a month ago and made up the "Three Golds" in the country, he has not been removed from the trending searches.But this time it seems to be very hot.
Taking a closer look, Xia Keke almost vomited blood.What the hell, how could it be possible for her family to have sex in the street!Which media wants traffic like crazy!She clicked on it and saw that it was a slightly blurry photo. It could be seen that it was a rainy day. Two people hugged each other and stuck to the wall. One of them couldn't see his feet.The back is very similar to his family's spoon, and the one without feet can be vaguely seen as the popular little fresh meat Ao Jianxi.
Xia Keke didn't even need to open it to know that it must be the world of sunspots inside.Holding the water glass, she hurried to the rest shed.
Today, the sun, which had been missing for half a month, rarely showed up, and the ground was wet.The staff members in the crew were busy with their own affairs, and the director watched the replay behind the camera.
Si Shaoliu's filming this time is a personal biography, and the title of the film is "Emperor Wu".Si Shaoliu played the godson of Emperor Wu.His surname was Gu and his name was Huai. He died young.
After all, it's not a traffic movie, and all capable people can get in, and the actor playing Emperor Wu is also a veteran actor.Si Shaoliu didn't care about leading roles and supporting roles, if he liked the role, he took it.
The young general, the white horse and the silver gun, can be said to be very handsome and attract fans.It's just that the armor was heavy when the filming started, and it's not unreasonable to go back with a sore back, backache, and leg cramps after wearing it for a day.When he wasn't in the role, Si Shaoliu would just slump on his seat and spread out into a barley cake of unbelievable beauty.
There has been a lot of rain recently, and the director is pragmatic, using real scenes. There is no way to shoot the big scenes on the battlefield, so he had to shoot the scenes in the tent first.Si Shaoliu was huddled in the armor with the script on his face, and Xia Keke held the hot water and held his mobile phone, holding his breath and sat down on the ponytail next to him.
Si Shaoliu stretched out two fingers to lift the script and glanced at her, and smiled before saying a word: "Hey, who doesn't have eyesight made our little fairy angry, why don't you hurry up and ask for forgiveness."
Seeing that she was awake, Xia Keke exploded immediately: "Shaoshao, let me tell you..."
A burst of mobile phone ringing interrupted her, Si Shaoliu took out the mobile phone, it was Manager Gao's call.Si Shaoliu picked it up, and Gao Yao's angry voice came from inside: "Shaoliu, don't log on to Weibo, no, you don't log on to Weibo first, wait for my notification. If someone messes with you, we will deal with it. You don't want to." Come out."
Si Shaoliu lowered his eyes and agreed in a low voice, very obedient and obedient.However, his credibility with Gao Yao has already turned negative.Gao Yao said seriously: "No, you give the phone to Xiao Ke, and I'll tell her a few words."
Si Shaoliu shrugged and handed the phone to Xia Keke.Xia Keke acted as if she was doing some low-level work, but she still had to turn her back to Si Shaoliu, covered her phone with her hand, and promised to make a loud noise: "Brother Gao, don't worry, I'll be sure that you don't mess with me."
Gao Yao was a little relieved, at least the assistant he found was very reliable.Gao Yao hung up the phone, Xia Keke turned around and put Si Shaoliu's cell phone in her bag, and said solemnly: "Shaoshao, brother Gao said that you can't take your cell phone, your cell phone has to be left with me until the matter is over .”
Si Shaoliu didn't care: "Okay. Then I'll squint for a while. By the way, what did you want to say just now?"
"Oh, I was just about to say..."
The phone rang again, and it was still Si Shaoliu's phone. The sound of "jingle bell jingle bell" is like a reminder.Xia Keke quickly picked it up, and Gao Yao's roar came from inside: "Si Shaoliu..."
"Brother Gao is me, and Shaoshao is by the side." Xia Keke hurriedly said, "Take your time if you have something to do, don't be angry, don't scare Shaoshao."
Look at this, it's true that she is a mother fan.
Gao Yao felt that his blood pressure was rising rapidly, Xia Keke quickly handed the phone to Si Shaoliu: "Speak well, Shaoshao, don't be angry with Brother Gao."
According to Xia Keke's many years of experience, it is estimated that Shaoshao planted a landmine before the phone was taken away, and now it blew up.
As soon as she swiped her phone, sure enough, the hot search list had changed, and the number one became - "Si Shaoliu's private life"! ?
She opened Si Shaoliu's Weibo, and saw that Si Shaoliu posted a Weibo just a few minutes ago, with a selfie he took on it, and wrote: "When will the country allow me to get married? Why don't I know? The visa can't be settled without going abroad. Also, I have no sexual interest in Ao Jianxi, let alone acting in action movies on the street. If I had a sexual interest in him, would I let him go wild for so many years?"
Very arrogant, he even @奥健冬, @ those few online media.
Ao Jianxi also responded: "I'm sorry brother, I like girls, maybe I can't bend like this."
The comments below are bloody.Heizi sprays them in various ways, but the one thing that is unified is that you are gay, stinky and illiterate, why don't you get out of the entertainment circle. The "quick sands" tried their best to control the comments, one or two got bloody, and those who reported reported, and those who praised Shao Shao for being handsome today were fancy praises.
Yes, half a month ago, their family came out in public, saying that they only like boys.
The original words are: "Girls who like me, I personally suggest that you don't be my girlfriend fan and wife fan. Because I really can't marry a wife, I might marry you a husband and come back like this. So you see, discuss and discuss, How about being a fan of my career, a fan of my mother, a fan of my sister, a fan of my aunt, a fan of my ancestors or a fan of my father?"
So while he attracted a large wave of fans, another wave of fans turned black.And the sunspots have been carnival for half a month to hold on to this point.The media also grabbed Si Shaoliu, a sheep, and plucked it with all their might.
Gao Yao on the other end was like a sprinkler truck full of water, "hula la" spraying high-pressure water out. "Si Shaoliu, look at your Weibo! What bastards are you talking about, ah! Do you still think you don't have enough black fans!? You are the only actor I've ever seen who has more black fans than fans !"
Si Shaoliu looked around, quietly lit a cigarette, and took a slow puff: "Brother Gao, those who like you will naturally like you, and those who don't like you will not even change their appearance and change their bones." I will like you. Look, I have given our company the rest of the money for removing popular searches, right? "
"You f*ck down one, and roll up two, you're so proud!" Gao Yao cursed when he got excited, and started to vomit, "Just ignore this kind of nonsense... "
Seeing Gao Yao, Si Shaoliu was really anxious, he bowed his head and nodded repeatedly, without saying a word.Of course, only he knows what he thinks in his heart.
Gao Yao was really too wordy, while he instructed how to press hot searches, he taught Si Shaoliu a lesson.Starting from Si Shaoliu's debut, he began to recall how many things Si Shaoliu had done, either boldly or without knowing the truth.
Si Shaoliu was able to listen at first, but later on, his thoughts drifted away accidentally.
……
Ao Jianxi took him to get drunk yesterday, saying that he was broken in love.The goddess is married, a doctor of ocean.Ao Jianxi's biggest wish when he was in college was to open an aquarium and put all his brothers and sisters, shrimp soldiers and crabs in it for offerings.Later, he met his goddess.
The goddess chases stars and calls her husband to her idol every day.So Ao Jianxi made up his mind to open an aquarium one day after being a star and married a goddess.He has graduated for three years, with some achievements, and he can be regarded as a popular little fresh meat.As a result, the goddess married a man.
He hugged Si Shaoliu's arm and cried, saying that he would marry Aidou, why did he marry Dr. Haiyang.If he had been determined to take the postgraduate entrance examination and study for a Ph. D., would he be able to embrace the beautiful woman today?At that time, Si Shaoliu didn't know who he was thinking of, and comforted him, if a person likes you, he will like you no matter what, if he doesn't like you, even if you meet all the standards in her heart, she still doesn't like you.
Then... Ao Jianxi cried even worse.
Si Shaoliu: "..." My fault, I shut up.
Ao Jianxi lived up to expectations and drank too much, Si Shaoliu managed to help him out of the bar, and just after he got out of the bar, Ao Jianxi showed his tail.Yes, the golden scaled dragon's tail.Si Shaoliu's face turned green, he picked up the tail as fast as he could in his life, stuffed it into his clothes, hugged Ao Jianxi, and rushed into the alley where no one was watching him.
Ao Jianxi's tail was wrapped around Si Shaoliu's waist, and she lay on his shoulder crying until she was out of breath, panting.Si Shaoliu pinched him, not daring to speak loudly, but only dared to speak into his ear, at first glance it seemed like kissing him.Not to mention that Ao Jianxi lost his legs, and the dragon tail was hidden in Si Shaoliu's clothes and wrapped around his waist in a circle and a half.It really looks like...it looks like something on the street.
"Xiaolong bastard! Keep your tail back! Quick! Take it back! I'm followed by a group of paparazzi. If you take pictures, you will be beaten to death by Aunt Tian holding your head down!" I don't know if that sentence had the effect , Ao Jianxi pursed her mouth and raised her head..."Huh", her voice was still hoarse, "Be gentle..."
Si Shaoliu:? ? ?No, wait a minute, what are you doing, I didn't do anything to you, did I?
With the patter of rain, most of Si Shaoliu's clothes were already wet.The weather in spring was still as cold as deep winter, and Si Shaoliu shivered from the cold.A slender figure holding an umbrella seemed to be frightened by their unsightly appearance. As soon as his eyes touched and closed, the figure turned and walked into the alley on the other side
Si Shaoliu glanced subconsciously, only seeing his blurry back in the gray rain, just a tall and straight one.
Ao Jianxi was crying beside her ear: "... Aunt Tian... stop beating... be gentle..."
Oh, I guess I'm reminiscing the taste of Tianyi's fried pork on bamboo board, so I can't help myself for a while.
With difficulty, Si Shaoliu took out his phone and called Ao Jianxi's manager, the former Wu Qu Xing, and now the ace manager Qu Wu, Qu Jie.
Fortunately, Ao Jianxi is unreliable, but Quwu is still reliable, the kind with explosive mobility, finally got Ao Jianxi home.Being on trending searches is a trivial matter compared to being on social news.
It's commonplace to go on hot searches, and in Si Shaoliu's position, as long as it's not a matter of principle like drug abuse, ordinary things can no longer affect Si Shaoliu's career.But if it is on the social news, Auntie Tian will definitely have a meal of fried pork on bamboo boards.
The hot search mainly affected Ao Jianxi.He is red now, but once something happens, he will be easily turned cold.After all, his popularity is based on fans' likes. If fans don't like him and there is no traffic, he will not be far away.
Si Shaoliu is a fish in a pond that has been affected by the disaster, but this pond fish is more expensive than the city tower, so everyone's eyes are on Si Shaoliu.
"Si Shaoliu's Hidden Marriage"
"Si Shaoliu & Ao Jianxi"
……
Xia Keke swiped through Weibo and found that his film star had contracted the top three hot searches again, and three in a row were booming.Since Si Shaoliu won the Best Actor again half a month ago and made up the "Three Golds" in the country, he has not been removed from the trending searches.But this time it seems to be very hot.
Taking a closer look, Xia Keke almost vomited blood.What the hell, how could it be possible for her family to have sex in the street!Which media wants traffic like crazy!She clicked on it and saw that it was a slightly blurry photo. It could be seen that it was a rainy day. Two people hugged each other and stuck to the wall. One of them couldn't see his feet.The back is very similar to his family's spoon, and the one without feet can be vaguely seen as the popular little fresh meat Ao Jianxi.
Xia Keke didn't even need to open it to know that it must be the world of sunspots inside.Holding the water glass, she hurried to the rest shed.
Today, the sun, which had been missing for half a month, rarely showed up, and the ground was wet.The staff members in the crew were busy with their own affairs, and the director watched the replay behind the camera.
Si Shaoliu's filming this time is a personal biography, and the title of the film is "Emperor Wu".Si Shaoliu played the godson of Emperor Wu.His surname was Gu and his name was Huai. He died young.
After all, it's not a traffic movie, and all capable people can get in, and the actor playing Emperor Wu is also a veteran actor.Si Shaoliu didn't care about leading roles and supporting roles, if he liked the role, he took it.
The young general, the white horse and the silver gun, can be said to be very handsome and attract fans.It's just that the armor was heavy when the filming started, and it's not unreasonable to go back with a sore back, backache, and leg cramps after wearing it for a day.When he wasn't in the role, Si Shaoliu would just slump on his seat and spread out into a barley cake of unbelievable beauty.
There has been a lot of rain recently, and the director is pragmatic, using real scenes. There is no way to shoot the big scenes on the battlefield, so he had to shoot the scenes in the tent first.Si Shaoliu was huddled in the armor with the script on his face, and Xia Keke held the hot water and held his mobile phone, holding his breath and sat down on the ponytail next to him.
Si Shaoliu stretched out two fingers to lift the script and glanced at her, and smiled before saying a word: "Hey, who doesn't have eyesight made our little fairy angry, why don't you hurry up and ask for forgiveness."
Seeing that she was awake, Xia Keke exploded immediately: "Shaoshao, let me tell you..."
A burst of mobile phone ringing interrupted her, Si Shaoliu took out the mobile phone, it was Manager Gao's call.Si Shaoliu picked it up, and Gao Yao's angry voice came from inside: "Shaoliu, don't log on to Weibo, no, you don't log on to Weibo first, wait for my notification. If someone messes with you, we will deal with it. You don't want to." Come out."
Si Shaoliu lowered his eyes and agreed in a low voice, very obedient and obedient.However, his credibility with Gao Yao has already turned negative.Gao Yao said seriously: "No, you give the phone to Xiao Ke, and I'll tell her a few words."
Si Shaoliu shrugged and handed the phone to Xia Keke.Xia Keke acted as if she was doing some low-level work, but she still had to turn her back to Si Shaoliu, covered her phone with her hand, and promised to make a loud noise: "Brother Gao, don't worry, I'll be sure that you don't mess with me."
Gao Yao was a little relieved, at least the assistant he found was very reliable.Gao Yao hung up the phone, Xia Keke turned around and put Si Shaoliu's cell phone in her bag, and said solemnly: "Shaoshao, brother Gao said that you can't take your cell phone, your cell phone has to be left with me until the matter is over .”
Si Shaoliu didn't care: "Okay. Then I'll squint for a while. By the way, what did you want to say just now?"
"Oh, I was just about to say..."
The phone rang again, and it was still Si Shaoliu's phone. The sound of "jingle bell jingle bell" is like a reminder.Xia Keke quickly picked it up, and Gao Yao's roar came from inside: "Si Shaoliu..."
"Brother Gao is me, and Shaoshao is by the side." Xia Keke hurriedly said, "Take your time if you have something to do, don't be angry, don't scare Shaoshao."
Look at this, it's true that she is a mother fan.
Gao Yao felt that his blood pressure was rising rapidly, Xia Keke quickly handed the phone to Si Shaoliu: "Speak well, Shaoshao, don't be angry with Brother Gao."
According to Xia Keke's many years of experience, it is estimated that Shaoshao planted a landmine before the phone was taken away, and now it blew up.
As soon as she swiped her phone, sure enough, the hot search list had changed, and the number one became - "Si Shaoliu's private life"! ?
She opened Si Shaoliu's Weibo, and saw that Si Shaoliu posted a Weibo just a few minutes ago, with a selfie he took on it, and wrote: "When will the country allow me to get married? Why don't I know? The visa can't be settled without going abroad. Also, I have no sexual interest in Ao Jianxi, let alone acting in action movies on the street. If I had a sexual interest in him, would I let him go wild for so many years?"
Very arrogant, he even @奥健冬, @ those few online media.
Ao Jianxi also responded: "I'm sorry brother, I like girls, maybe I can't bend like this."
The comments below are bloody.Heizi sprays them in various ways, but the one thing that is unified is that you are gay, stinky and illiterate, why don't you get out of the entertainment circle. The "quick sands" tried their best to control the comments, one or two got bloody, and those who reported reported, and those who praised Shao Shao for being handsome today were fancy praises.
Yes, half a month ago, their family came out in public, saying that they only like boys.
The original words are: "Girls who like me, I personally suggest that you don't be my girlfriend fan and wife fan. Because I really can't marry a wife, I might marry you a husband and come back like this. So you see, discuss and discuss, How about being a fan of my career, a fan of my mother, a fan of my sister, a fan of my aunt, a fan of my ancestors or a fan of my father?"
So while he attracted a large wave of fans, another wave of fans turned black.And the sunspots have been carnival for half a month to hold on to this point.The media also grabbed Si Shaoliu, a sheep, and plucked it with all their might.
Gao Yao on the other end was like a sprinkler truck full of water, "hula la" spraying high-pressure water out. "Si Shaoliu, look at your Weibo! What bastards are you talking about, ah! Do you still think you don't have enough black fans!? You are the only actor I've ever seen who has more black fans than fans !"
Si Shaoliu looked around, quietly lit a cigarette, and took a slow puff: "Brother Gao, those who like you will naturally like you, and those who don't like you will not even change their appearance and change their bones." I will like you. Look, I have given our company the rest of the money for removing popular searches, right? "
"You f*ck down one, and roll up two, you're so proud!" Gao Yao cursed when he got excited, and started to vomit, "Just ignore this kind of nonsense... "
Seeing Gao Yao, Si Shaoliu was really anxious, he bowed his head and nodded repeatedly, without saying a word.Of course, only he knows what he thinks in his heart.
Gao Yao was really too wordy, while he instructed how to press hot searches, he taught Si Shaoliu a lesson.Starting from Si Shaoliu's debut, he began to recall how many things Si Shaoliu had done, either boldly or without knowing the truth.
Si Shaoliu was able to listen at first, but later on, his thoughts drifted away accidentally.
……
Ao Jianxi took him to get drunk yesterday, saying that he was broken in love.The goddess is married, a doctor of ocean.Ao Jianxi's biggest wish when he was in college was to open an aquarium and put all his brothers and sisters, shrimp soldiers and crabs in it for offerings.Later, he met his goddess.
The goddess chases stars and calls her husband to her idol every day.So Ao Jianxi made up his mind to open an aquarium one day after being a star and married a goddess.He has graduated for three years, with some achievements, and he can be regarded as a popular little fresh meat.As a result, the goddess married a man.
He hugged Si Shaoliu's arm and cried, saying that he would marry Aidou, why did he marry Dr. Haiyang.If he had been determined to take the postgraduate entrance examination and study for a Ph. D., would he be able to embrace the beautiful woman today?At that time, Si Shaoliu didn't know who he was thinking of, and comforted him, if a person likes you, he will like you no matter what, if he doesn't like you, even if you meet all the standards in her heart, she still doesn't like you.
Then... Ao Jianxi cried even worse.
Si Shaoliu: "..." My fault, I shut up.
Ao Jianxi lived up to expectations and drank too much, Si Shaoliu managed to help him out of the bar, and just after he got out of the bar, Ao Jianxi showed his tail.Yes, the golden scaled dragon's tail.Si Shaoliu's face turned green, he picked up the tail as fast as he could in his life, stuffed it into his clothes, hugged Ao Jianxi, and rushed into the alley where no one was watching him.
Ao Jianxi's tail was wrapped around Si Shaoliu's waist, and she lay on his shoulder crying until she was out of breath, panting.Si Shaoliu pinched him, not daring to speak loudly, but only dared to speak into his ear, at first glance it seemed like kissing him.Not to mention that Ao Jianxi lost his legs, and the dragon tail was hidden in Si Shaoliu's clothes and wrapped around his waist in a circle and a half.It really looks like...it looks like something on the street.
"Xiaolong bastard! Keep your tail back! Quick! Take it back! I'm followed by a group of paparazzi. If you take pictures, you will be beaten to death by Aunt Tian holding your head down!" I don't know if that sentence had the effect , Ao Jianxi pursed her mouth and raised her head..."Huh", her voice was still hoarse, "Be gentle..."
Si Shaoliu:? ? ?No, wait a minute, what are you doing, I didn't do anything to you, did I?
With the patter of rain, most of Si Shaoliu's clothes were already wet.The weather in spring was still as cold as deep winter, and Si Shaoliu shivered from the cold.A slender figure holding an umbrella seemed to be frightened by their unsightly appearance. As soon as his eyes touched and closed, the figure turned and walked into the alley on the other side
Si Shaoliu glanced subconsciously, only seeing his blurry back in the gray rain, just a tall and straight one.
Ao Jianxi was crying beside her ear: "... Aunt Tian... stop beating... be gentle..."
Oh, I guess I'm reminiscing the taste of Tianyi's fried pork on bamboo board, so I can't help myself for a while.
With difficulty, Si Shaoliu took out his phone and called Ao Jianxi's manager, the former Wu Qu Xing, and now the ace manager Qu Wu, Qu Jie.
Fortunately, Ao Jianxi is unreliable, but Quwu is still reliable, the kind with explosive mobility, finally got Ao Jianxi home.Being on trending searches is a trivial matter compared to being on social news.
It's commonplace to go on hot searches, and in Si Shaoliu's position, as long as it's not a matter of principle like drug abuse, ordinary things can no longer affect Si Shaoliu's career.But if it is on the social news, Auntie Tian will definitely have a meal of fried pork on bamboo boards.
The hot search mainly affected Ao Jianxi.He is red now, but once something happens, he will be easily turned cold.After all, his popularity is based on fans' likes. If fans don't like him and there is no traffic, he will not be far away.
Si Shaoliu is a fish in a pond that has been affected by the disaster, but this pond fish is more expensive than the city tower, so everyone's eyes are on Si Shaoliu.
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