Three poisons

north.

Recently, Huo Xian has a headache.

Among the [-] militiamen recruited by Qin Mingyue, a thorn appeared. He said his name was Xie Sanlang, because he was the third child in his family.

This man is not like a northern man, he is as thin as a monkey, his thighs are not as thick as Huo Xian's arms, and he is not as tall as ordinary northern men. Once he stands in the line, he will sag in his mouth , The whole team is like a biscuit that has been bitten by someone.

Huo Xian felt that the existence of this person really meant that Qin Mingyue had already reached the point where he was starving when he went to recruit soldiers.

Moreover, not only does this person seem unable to wield a knife and a gun, but he also has a lot of troubles——

The miscellaneous soldiers recruited originally were not as good as the regular army, and everyone used things like military rations, so it would be better to fill the stomachs of the regular army first, after all, they were going to the battlefield seriously.

The food for these miscellaneous soldiers is occasionally mixed with some grains from the bottom of the granary. It is not inedible, but it has a musty smell and may not be so fresh.

Huo Xian felt that during the war years, it was good to have something to eat, so he turned a blind eye to this situation and closed his eyes...

It's nothing new anyway.

The general can still eat meat every meal, how can there be so many bowls of water?

— But Xie Sanlang didn't think so.

He thinks that if we stay at home well, you insist on bringing us here, and you look down on us when you bring us over to eat, so if you have the ability, you will put us back when the time comes? !

He got a lot of support for this idea, and Xie Sanlang was still a little clever, so on a dark and windy night in the first month of conscription, a group of miscellaneous soldiers gathered together and knocked down the stove of the Huotou army, thank you Saburo grabbed some little bosses and beat them up, forcing them to promise that they will treat everyone equally in food——

The Huotou army agreed, but then came to Huo Xian to complain.

At this time, Huo Xian already had some prestige in the army, and Qin Mingyue threw miscellaneous soldiers to him for training. When the man heard this, he could still make such troubles under his hands——

Today he is clamoring for food for equal treatment, but tomorrow he feels that status should also be treated equally, so why not just carry a spear into his tent to grab military power?

The man who was still holding the book of war threw the book of war in his hand, stood up without thinking, pointed out all the troublemakers overnight, and pushed them to the ground, each with twenty army sticks——

Xie Sanlang was the first to be killed as an example to others.

That small body had an effect, and after a while, it became bloody and bloody, so that those people could see clearly what "military regulations" are!

After twenty blows, Huo Xian found another excuse to "take the lead in making trouble", he held him down and hit him ten more sticks, the beating was really bloody, thinking that this time it should stop, Turning around, I found: Heh, the person is still awake!

It's just that those bright black eyes were staring at him in the dark night, obviously he was so painful that he was unconscious, but he still held his breath, looking at him as if he was looking at some kind of enemy.

That look is quite strong.

It's a pity who Huo Xian is, from walking in the rivers and lakes to entering the imperial court, with all kinds of people with all kinds of eyes, does he know little about it?

So the man raised the corners of his lips, showing his white teeth, and said calmly: "The bones are still quite hard, try to make trouble next time, it won't be enough if you don't beat you until your father doesn't know you."

After saying that, he turned around and left.

It can be regarded as remembering this Xie Sanlang.

Later, when training these miscellaneous soldiers, he gave him "special care". In fact, Huo Xian didn't think too much about it. He just discovered such an existence in the army, and thought that this person was as thin as a monkey and jumped up and down. Can you go to the battlefield to fight? !

Don't be a fucking target to boost the morale of the enemy, right? !

Huo Xian looked at the appearance of those thin arms and legs, it was really not pleasing to the eye, he couldn't keep a live target for nothing, use it to add obstacles on weekdays, and go to the battlefield to boost the enemy's momentum, how can there be such a stupid thing? !

So the "special treatment" came, in addition to training him to resist an extra bag of weight, the benefits are not without it, Huo Xian would also ask Huotoujun to give him two more steamed buns when eating——

But this Xie Sanlang eats like a chicken pecking at rice like Ji Lianyue. After three bowls of porridge, this man is still holding a steamed bun, as if his mother has arsenic in it!

Toxic, right? !

In the end, Huo Xian couldn't take it anymore, so he simply grabbed the person to eat together in front of him, and asked him to eat at the same speed as himself, and started counting before he finished eating. One extra cup of tea was five army sticks...

In the beginning, Xie Sanlang couldn't keep up, whether it was training or eating, but after being squeezed by Huo Xian for half a decade, he looked a little decent——

He could finish the five-mile run with a load, and when Huo Xian ate a bowl of porridge, he could barely gobble up a steamed bun.

At this time, because the barbarians of the foreign race were intimidated by the [-] troops reinforced by the imperial court, there was no movement for several days, and the atmosphere in the army was relatively relaxed...

Everyone was idle and dared to make any nasty jokes. They started to joke that Xie Sanlang was favored by General Huo. If she was a girl, she might marry her back and become a concubine——

Whenever he heard such rumors, Xie Sanlang would be very angry. It is necessary to find that person to beat him up, although he seems to be unable to beat anyone.

Huo Xian didn't think so, what kind of concubine did he marry?

Don't say that Xie Sanlang is a man with a handle, the male creatures he has encountered in his life with a normal dominant sexual orientation are also the sex-obsessed ones at home...

Let’s just say that the gender-obsessed guy in the family has already given him enough headaches. He hasn’t been in the house for three days, and a few days ago, he was desperately trying to send private goods to the military secret letter to deliver “letter from home” ", I can't write one letter every day just to ask him: Why don't you reply?

Huo Xian was almost driven crazy by him, wishing he could take the family letter and ask Qin Mingyue what kind of granddaughter did you raise?

What did you say in the reply?

He is impatient to listen to military affairs!

You can't talk about important military affairs!

At this moment, the so-called "reply to the family letter" is still on his desk, so he drafted a serious beginning, and I don't know how to write it in the future...

Also marry a concubine?

Wouldn't he be doubly troubled after marrying a concubine?

Get sick!

Huo Xian didn't take these gossips and gossips that he was full to heart at all.

On this day, Huo Xian brought someone to eat with him as usual.

"Xie Lao San, how come you don't gain weight by just eating?" Huo Xian asked, "The sun is so poisonous and you can't get tanned. The pockmarks are all tanned, and you are still as white as a woman." awful."

General Huo asked sincerely.

But he found that Xie Sanlang blushed while grabbing the steamed bun, and glared at him with watery eyes.

General Huo had question marks all over his head.

……

When the imperial court delivered the military rations, Huo Xianzheng did what Ji Lianyue described before, playing with a group of soldiers in the training ground like a wild dog.

If you don't use a weapon, you just wrestle with your bare hands. Whoever throws the other person out of the ring first or beats the other person until he can't get up will win.

Xie Sanlang was caught on the stage by Huo Xian's name, and his small arms and thin legs silently hinted that all the steamed buns that were forced before were all in vain. It can be seen that all the tyrannical factors in Huo Xian's body were aroused——

A lunge stepped forward and grabbed Xie Sanlang's collar, and the laughter around him directly smashed him onto the ground like a sack!

Xie Sanlang was thrown with stares in his eyes, and he felt that all the internal organs in his chest had been beaten hard, and a bloody smell came straight to his throat... His eyes were black, but he remembered desperately using his legs to sweep Show the lower plate——

The man seemed to have sensed his intentions, pressed an elbow on his chest, smiled in a hoarse voice "hehe", clamped his legs and clamped his trying to play tricks!

……………… The posture is weird.

The onlookers below recently spread rumors about the two people's love affairs, and when they saw this, they let out strange screams, jumping up and down like monkeys in excitement.

Xie Sanlang panted heavily, a tinge of red appeared on his untanned fair face, and then turned from red to white because he was pressed tightly and couldn't breathe, he was like a dishonest fish struggling desperately: "Let go Huo Xian! I tell you to let go!"

Huo Xian sneered mockingly: "You fucking call me my name, is this a begging attitude? Call the general and let you go!"

The booing around was louder.

Xie Sanlang's hand was almost broken by the man, he gasped wildly in pain——

Seeing that the atmosphere of the competition arena reached its peak.

"Huo Xian! Let go!"

From a very distant crowd, the same lines sounded.

just that voice...

On the competition stage, the high-spirited and tyrannical General Huo was stunned for a moment, and the ridicule on his face at this trash soldier who couldn't get away with a single move on his face slightly subsided...

……………… Could it be that you are too tired recently?

Huo Xian thought expressionlessly——

Is this all a fucking hallucination?

Before he could figure it out, at this time, the exactly the same voice sounded from behind the crowd, but it was closer than before. The voice was clear and mixed with anger, nice and indistinguishable——

Even the sound can be turned into ashes, and Huo Xian can recognize it.

"Huo Xian! How long are you going to rub against him like a dog! Let him go!"

Arrogant and domineering.

Willful soaring.

Huo Xian let go of Xie Sanlang, completely ignoring the latter, he took a sharp breath, his eyes were red, his fair face looked a little pitiful, he turned around and looked at the crowd on the third floor and the third floor——

Behind the crowd, a slender woman with long hair and shawls, dressed in a moon white dress, was standing there pretty.

At this moment, I saw that his face was flushed with health, and his brows were angry, but because of this, his brows and eyes became more lively, and the sunlight shone into his eyes, as if a shark lamp had been broken in his eyes. The lamp burns in his eyes and can ignite all things.

The hem of his dress was stained with stains due to the rush, but it seemed that people couldn't move their eyes away at a glance——

At least at this time, those soldiers who turned their heads were like this.

With their mouths wide open, they stared dumbfounded at this celestial beauty who descended from the sky, with charming eyebrows and charming eyes, who was yelling at their general...

Who the hell is this? ! !

Everyone was stunned, only to see that on the competition stage, the man took the lead and jumped down from the top, and returned to his usual indifferent and domineering appearance. He walked up to the man in two or three steps, and blocked it with his broad and magnificent back. out of everyone's sight.

"How did you come?"

He frowned and asked stiffly.

There was no answer for a long time.

The people standing behind Huo Xian only had time to see two pairs of limp and boneless white hands climb up the cold and noble shoulders of their general, and clasp the back of his neck——

The general bent down.

The beauty presented her red and soft lips, and the four lips were stuck together like this.

The eyeballs of the people behind also fell off like this.