Three poisons

This story tells us how rumors are gradually deformed after being passed on for ten or ten miles, and finally become a version that dogs don't want to listen to.

The image of Huo Xianlu's bastard is completely confirmed. These days, walking around the barracks at the northern border, I feel that the eyes of the garrison soldiers looking at me are green.

Ji Lianyue is Qin Mingyue's grandson, and Huo Xian is his grandson's daughter-in-law. Naturally, this kind of gossip will not miss the ears of his old man—because Ji Lianyue's image of embroidered pillows is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people in the past, and the credit limit is too low. Even Qin Mingyue believed those rumors easily, and treated his granddaughter-in-law who was obviously more eye-catching than the grandson of the women's clothing tycoon, and was a little more amiable.

Huo Xian has high martial arts skills, he is calm and quiet, and he transports food, grass and weapons to the imperial court in a safe and sound manner, and he also does a lot of things that are uneven on the road. Qin Mingyue likes it.

Sometimes when Ye Shen drank too much, he couldn't help but sigh with emotion to Yue. A person like Huo Xian, Princess Shang, is the emperor of the Jing Dynasty who has eyes but no eyes, and makes the bright pearl dust.

Qin Mingyue put down the wine glass, and patted Huo Xian's shoulder with a big palm like a cattail fan: "Lu Feng is not as good as you. His father... Hiccup, stretching his hand too long and rooting too deep will hurt the nutrients of the taproot. Sooner or later, Hiccup -"

He gestured with the knife in his hand, muted the sound, and made a gesture of raising the knife mysteriously.

Huo Xian didn't react too much when he heard this, and after eating a few altars of burning knives to dispel the cold, his face turned redder than usual, he grabbed General Qin's gesticulating hand with his big hand, pulled it down, and gently kissed it with the wine glass in his hand General Qin touched his wine glass: "General, speak carefully."

Qin Mingyue was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed loudly, which is really rare.

... If at this time, Ji Lianyue, who has lived for more than [-] years and can count on the old man's smiling face, is here, I'm afraid he will call Huo Xiangong a vixen and a green tea whore on the spot.

The nights on the northern border are always extremely cool.

After drinking Qin Mingyue, Huo Xian also left his tent. If he drank too much, he would go back to the tent to sleep, and he would be bored. Used to going to bed late, when Huo Xian lifted the curtain and went in, a group of people were still sitting together, eating, drinking, and warming up by the fire.

There are men among these people, and some men bring their wives and wives. These wives usually do laundry outside the barracks to help others, and bring them in for a meal at night... After all, they are not regular soldiers, Huo Xian didn't say, There aren't that many rules.

At this time, a group of people didn't hold back when they saw Huo Xian, and gave him a pair of bowls and chopsticks, and Huo Xian sat down safely.

The food was simple, pancakes that were so dry that it was hard to swallow without water, and some tofu soup. Huo Xian ate well with a bowl with a hole in it. The couple fought over a piece of tofu——

"Huang Xianniu! What do you want me to do! I have been married to you for ten years, and I haven't got any good clothes. Now you won't let me eat a piece of tofu!"

"You eat it! You know how to eat it! The Maotan tribe outside is watching, I don't know if I will go to the battlefield someday!"

"Hey! I'm really recruiting myself as a regular army. I'm just a bandit, and I can't use a gun. I want to see when you lose your hair! It just so happens that you haven't paid your public rations properly in these years, and you don't have a oil bottle. If you die, my wife will remarry!"

The couple didn't care about others when they quarreled, and the rough man next to him laughed and staggered when he heard the word "public grain".

There was laughter and laughter in the tent, and no one noticed that their "Master Huo" was sitting next to him with a bowl of tofu soup, distracted, swallowing a mouthful of pancakes, neither spit nor spit...

Heartburn.

The main reason is that by accident, the yellow-faced lady with messy hair and a wooden hairpin on the opposite table thought of another white, tender and pretty face. That day, he also put tofu in his bowl while and said to him with a smile——

【You will be here for ten days and a half month. Why don't you go to the end and sleep with me tonight and pay the public food? 】

Huo Xian swallowed the hard cake in his mouth amidst the crying of the woman next to his ear.

Looking back, the rough man had already hugged his mother-in-law in his arms to comfort her, and the tofu that she had fought for just now was brought to her mouth, and she stopped crying: "A Niu, I think Have a baby."

"Yes, yes," Huang Xianniu nodded, "Tonight."

The people around started booing.

Huo Xian looked down at the tofu soup in his hand, and thought blankly: If there is a child, I don't know if Ji Lianyue can calm down a bit?

After a breath, I was frightened by my own thoughts——

He didn't even know why he thought of Ji Lianyue going there. What does that guy have to do with him jumping up and down in Beijing? !

It must be that the old fox Qin Mingyue led the way, but he was actually thinking seriously about how to be that horse-racing man in the shadowy mountain prairie above his head, and managed to get on with his life!

……………………………………… Live a fart life!

This marriage cannot last long, and when he gets tired of it on a certain day, he, Huo Xian, will naturally be able to live freely. By then, the sea will be as wide as a fish can leap, and the sky will be as high as a bird can fly——

The day is not far away, Huo Xian thought expressionlessly, after all, Ji Lianyue wrote a so-called family letter every half a month, and the content of the letter also changed from "heart and sweet baby" at the beginning to "adding clothes in the cold weather" to Behind the naked eye, the enthusiasm can be seen to gradually cool down...

There was simply no more audio.

How could Ji Lianyue be a quiet and patient person?

"..."

Thinking of this, Huo Xian didn't feel much happier. He lowered his eyes and used the shadow of his eyelashes to hide the darkness in his eyes, and put down the tofu soup in his hand, feeling a little irritable in his heart.

Quietly retreated among the chattering and laughing crowd.

Annoyed by Ji Lianyue's troubles in his heart, he simply climbed up the city wall with a piece of cake in his hand to blow the wind.

The winter wind in the north is like a knife, it can blow people's heads off, and the brain seems to be frozen, so there is no need to worry about random thoughts——

Master Huo stood on the city wall and played for a while. He ate a third of the cake and his teeth were about to freeze to shatter. He sneezed and was about to turn around and roll back to the tent to sleep and not go crazy here...

As soon as he turned around, he saw a flying eagle claw slapped on the city wall two steps away from him, and then a tall man in a night suit jumped up like a bat in the night.

Huo Xian: "...?"

Under the mask are a pair of amber pupils with sly eyebrows, and a few curly and short hairs running out from the edge of the hood, one can tell at a glance that they are not from the Central Plains.

Huo Xian went up in two steps, one sweeping his leg, and then drew his sword, the other flashed the sword, the man let out a scream and fell to the ground covering his ankle with blood flowing, Huo Xian's sword had been sheathed.

With a blank expression on his face, he took a step forward and pulled off the man's mask. Seeing that his chin, beard and beard were unshaven, he looked like a native of Maotan, the man raised his eyebrows——

The man started crying for his father and mother, in Maotan language.

Huo Xian couldn't understand a word, so he simply took out the remaining half of the pancake and stuffed it into the man's mouth.

……

Ten days later, it was the time when spring flowers bloomed in Shangjing.

The news from the north came back quickly, that the son-in-law with the green grass on his head had returned, and Mao Tanguo was captured alive.

The whole capital is waiting to see a good show.

Especially those famous ladies who still think about the heroic appearance of the son-in-law - everyone is waiting to watch Ji Lianyue, who usually has eyes on his head, can't eat well, can't sleep well, and stares at his face every day at parties. , I hope to find that his dark circles are a little heavier today than yesterday.

Ji Lianyue didn't realize it.

In the past year and a half, the original site of the Yunlai Inn, which was bulldozed, was rebuilt into the "Yuelai Inn", and the shopkeeper became a fat man with a belly full of fat and a smile that made people look comfortable. He was a profiteer. .

On the day Huo Xian came back, the Yuelai Inn located next to the main road was the only way to go, and the tea at the best view on the second floor cost ten taels of silver per person.

Even the elder brothers with light skills in the beggar gang have started the business of "fifty coins for the top of the house".

As the saying goes, the moon is the first to be close to the water, and the elder brother in the family is also walking around in front of the imperial court. Gu Yue'e has also heard about Ji Lianyue's messy things recently, thinking that he might not go to the street to drink tea and eat melon seeds to pick up the son-in-law. invite him.

Who knew that on that day, at the Yuelai Inn by the window, she saw a "pretty girl" wearing a moon-white dress with a gold-red belt tied around her waist, sitting by the window with her jingling pendants.Hearing the movement of them going upstairs, he lazily raised his eyelids, without moving his buttocks——

Who is it if it's not Ji Lianyue with this incomparably arrogant look?

"How did you come?"

"The one who came back is my son-in-law." Ji Lianyue smiled and showed her white teeth, "May I allow you to see it?"

Gu Yue'e got used to his appearance, and the other noble girls behind him came down in a cold sweat.

Gu Yue'e smiled, and sat down next to Ji Lianyue - the best seat for free, no rubbing for nothing.

After drinking a pot of tea, there was a commotion from the city gate. It was Huo Xian and the others who had entered the city—Ji Lianyue knew that this time it was because Huo Xian had sent food, grass and weapons in the past. Tan Guo Xizuo was in charge of the ceremony, and when he heard that Xizuo had found something he couldn't wait for, Qin Mingyue sent Huo Xian [-] elite soldiers with a big wave of his hand.

... A group of people mighty and mighty, and the battle they came back was even more majestic than when they left.

Huo Xian was at the front. He was still wearing the official uniform he had when he left, and it was a bit worn after washing, but he was blown by the cold wind in the north and he was stronger than when he left——

blacken.

But not thin.

I don't know what happened to the rice in the north to raise a man. This man is so tall that he is so strong that he will crush the horse under his crotch to death.

Those dark and sharp eyes looked straight ahead, a little lazy, but full of energy.

Gu Yuee stared at the number one scholar who went to the north for a trip, wishing to be reborn. He was so heroic, envious and sore in his heart, and was about to stab Ji Lianyue, "With his body, he can push you down on the bed twice, but he can't beat you!" That slender waist broke", before he finished speaking, the moon-white figure beside him stood up and rushed downstairs.

Gu Yue'e was startled, and then stood up——

Then he saw Ji Lianyue at a glance, holding the hem of his skirt and heading towards the first group of horses. When he reached the front of the horses, he slammed on the brakes, startling the horses and the people on the horses.

He didn't wait for anyone to recover, he stood under the horse, raised his hands and feet, and tugged at the sleeve of the man on the horse.When he half-bent down from the horse back in a daze, he opened his mouth and bit his thin lips.

on the street.

In full view.

Ji Lianyue grabbed the sleeves of his son-in-law's official robe with both hands, and kissed deeply, and the tip of her tongue penetrated into his lips, kissing deeply.

——Ji Lianyue, on the first day of Huo Xian's return, personally proved that there is no such thing as stealing in the past few months without the son-in-law... His piece of black land is almost cracking with thirst, just waiting for a drop from God The rain named "Huo Xian".