Tiannan and Beibei

Citizens, how dare you compete with a royal noble with transcendent taste like you. "Jiang Bei glanced at Qin Tian's body in black underwear, and turned his eyes away.

Qin Tian laughed for a while, stood up and went to the bedroom to get dressed, and deliberately shook his buttocks at the door, "The taste is so transcendent, want to look beautiful, envy?"

Jiang Bei choked on saliva, bent over and held the refrigerator door and coughed.

Today is Sunday, Qin Tian rests, and Jiang Bei doesn't have to go to school, so Qin Tian decides to take Jiang Bei out to make a good meal. We will settle the breakfast and lunch together, first reward the imperial chef who has just recovered from a serious illness, and then let the imperial chef cook the long-lost meal sumptuous dinner.

"Are you really going to go out in neutral?" Qin Tian turned on the heating of the passenger seat, drove the car out of the parking space, and looked at Jiangbei again with a suppressed smile.

Jiang Bei looked at his nose and heart, his forehead pressed against the car window, staring at the sunspot that was tied under the window with a belt that Qin Tian dug out and gave him for some unknown purpose. "Transparent and cool."

"Okay, then you can continue to cool off, and don't cry with me when you get sore on the street." Qin Tian drove the car out and didn't stop laughing.

Jiang Bei held back all the way, but he couldn't hold back anymore. He tilted his head and squinted at Qin Tian, ​​"It's almost done. If you keep laughing, the car will follow you and shake off the surface of the earth. Why didn't you realize that your mouth is so unscrupulous before."

Qin Tian stopped at the red light intersection, held the steering wheel and smiled, "It depends on who you are looking at, you are Jiang Xiaobei, chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp, I am a happy little rooster... hey Do I have to go to a pharmacy to buy some medicine to stop laughing? What should I do if I can’t control it…”

"Buy risperidone." Jiang Bei said, "If you turn left after a while and drive directly to the Fifth Hospital, you may still be saved."

Chapter 40

"The cold is better, right? You have the energy to play tricks on me." Qin Tian stretched out his hand and touched Jiang Bei's head, "It's really good. It's good to be young. After sleeping, you will be alive again. What do you want to eat in a while, except Fart, I invite you to eat anything I want, even sandwiches."

Jiang Bei sighed, "I'm not hungry, I'm full."

"Let me tell you, Jiang Xiaobei, I just like your mouth, Te Coke." Qin Tian turned to look at the red light, "Do you want a sandwich?"

"...I'd better eat farts." Jiang Bei said, "Use the mouth you like."

"Get out!" Qin Tian said, "Then go eat your fart."

Qin Tian didn't run too far. After driving into the city center, he stopped at the entrance of a barbecue restaurant.Jiang Bei touched his roasted buttocks, looked up at the sign, it was the kind of XX barbecue restaurant that can be seen all over the street, I don't know if it is as delicious as Qin Tian said, but there are so many people, the car at the door can hardly stop .Fortunately, Qin Tian was good at driving, so he squeezed into the only remaining parking space in front of a little panda. The door was close to the car next to him and stopped. When he got out of the car, Jiang Bei climbed under the driver's seat from the passenger seat car.

As soon as we got around the rear of the car, the owner of the little panda was greeted with a dissatisfied yell, "The car is so good, the boss rewards you with two pieces of meat for grabbing a parking space! Don't eat here if you have money, go to a luxury restaurant." How nice it is to pay 1 yuan for a meal in the hotel!"

Qin Tian folded his arms and looked calmly at the owner of the little panda, who showed half a distraught face from the car window, "Brother likes to come here in a nice car to grab cheap meat and experience the different tastes of rich people. "

"Sick!" The little panda scolded.

Qin Tian raised his hand and pointed, "Then hurry to the street ahead. There is a pharmacy. It's good to park the car. I'm afraid the medicine will run out if it's late, and I won't be able to meet your supply."

The little panda rolled down all the car windows, intending to continue to curse, but Qin Tian suddenly raised his voice and shouted, "Hurry up!"

Jiang Bei stared at the little panda with Qin Tian, ​​who had been fighting against each other, and was so frightened by the voice that he jumped up and almost slipped under the wheel.

The little panda looked like a talkative coward. He didn't even dare to get out of the car. He was so frightened that he stepped on the gas pedal with a shiver. Then he cursed a few words.

After the little panda turned onto the road, Qin Tian skipped a bit, rubbed his hands together and couldn't wait to walk into the store, "Oh, I can already smell the fragrance, hurry in, hurry in!"

"·········································································· Jiang Bei followed behind Qin Tian, ​​laughing and laughing, feeling his nose that had been congested for many days breathed out. Fart, are you here to eat?"

"Ah." Qin Tian pulled him to grab a seat by the window, and after sitting down, he pointed to a plate of meat painted on the food sign at the door and said, "See, that's the signature dish in the store, roast fart meat .”

"Roast... what?" Jiang Bei seemed to suddenly smell the aroma of barbecue from his butt.

Qin Tian said with a smile, "Roasted pork butt, referred to as roasted butt."

"...Oh." Jiang Bei saw a little girl covering her mouth and giggling coming over with a menu, and quickly looked away.

"Are you two? What dishes do you want to order?" The little girl was probably amused by the grilled fart, and she didn't hold back her laughter when she asked.

Qin Tian flipped through the menu without changing his expression and said, "First, five plates of grilled fart meat, and other meat and vegetables can be served casually."

"Okay, so besides streaky pork belly, why don't you have a plate of other meat and vegetables?" The little girl smiled so hard that she couldn't find her eyes.

Qin Tian waved his hand to express his consent.

After the little girl walked away with a smile, Jiang Bei turned his head, glared at Qin Tian and said in a low voice, "... Your face, did you roll it with a rolling pin when you were born? You are not afraid of losing it if you have a big face." Is it right? What kind of grilled butt meat, the streaky meat grows on the stomach!"

"Really?" Qin Tian raised his hand to touch his stomach with a blank expression, "My stomach is full of firm and tight lean abdominal muscles."

Jiang Bei sighed, "Okay, what you said is right, you have lean abs on your stomach, and fat streaks on your butt..."

Qin Tian smiled and lay down on the table.

This meal Jiang Bei ate very comfortably. He has been ill for the past few days and has no appetite. At first, he can’t hold back his mouth when he lets go. The grilled fart meat that Qin Tian specially ordered for him ate three plates, and it was really delicious. , other beef, meatballs, and vegetables were also swept away by him.The waiter was taken aback when he came to collect the plates, his eyes went straight to Qin Tian who was still slowly putting meat on the oven.

No way, who made Jiangbei people have short calves, so they don't look like they eat so much.

With shocked and curious gazes, Qin Tian finished roasting the last half of the plate of meat and stuffed it into his mouth, then calmly went to the front desk to pay the bill.

The two of them went home before finishing their roast fart meat. Qin Tian drove to the shopping mall in the city center again. After dinner, he took Jiang Bei to stroll around the shopping mall and bought some clothes for summer.This time Qin Tian didn't ask Jiangbei's opinion any more, and asked the shopping guide to pack a few coats and home clothes according to Jiangbei's code. shopping mall.

"These are not for you, so I put them at home and wear them when you go, so as not to dangle naked buttocks in front of me all the time, and they will cast a shadow." Qin Tian said.

"I don't always sleep with you." Jiang Bei muttered dissatisfiedly, "Besides, I don't always have my butt naked..."

"You still want to be naked all the time." Qin Tian said.

"... If you want to see me, you have to be naked!" Jiang Bei said.

"Shout, shout louder." Qin Tian looked at him, "I really didn't see that you are such an unrestrained person. Do you want me to buy you a speaker now?"

"I didn't realize you were so old and outmoded before." Jiang Bei rubbed his nose and whispered, "I'm not a girl..."

"Why, it's a pity?" Qin Tian said, "If you still dare to bare your buttocks in front of me, I will drive you to the Fifth Hospital to get electricity."

Jiang Bei clicked his tongue and said nothing.

After coming out of the shopping mall, Qin Tian drove the car back to the supermarket at the front of the community. After buying half a carload of vegetables, he went straight to the home appliance section, and began to pick pots seriously before putting together the shelves.

Jiang Bei watched him running around, and couldn't help asking, "Isn't the pot at home still in good condition? Why buy so many spatulas?"

"Increase some pressure on you, so you don't have to go on strike." Qin Tian looked back and forth holding a pot. He didn't know what material it was made of, and he didn't know what it was for. Anyway, it was just a pot. "Do you want to make it or not? The pot It's all there."

Jiang Bei sighed, "There is money to burn."

Qin Tian ignored him, and put the chosen pot into the shopping cart, "Look at you lying there naked in the morning..."

"You're not finished yet!" Jiang Bei slapped the pot with a bang, so frightened that the aunt who was about to take a shovel next to her didn't take the shovel and turned her head away, looking back as she walked.

Qin Tian couldn't help laughing, and insisted on finishing the sentence, "You lie on the bed in the morning, why do I see that your legs are longer than a few days ago, have you grown taller?"

"I have something to ask you," Jiang Bei said.

Qin Tian raised his chin and said, "Kneel down."

"Can you stop being so owed?" Jiang Bei said.

"What's the matter? Let's hear it."

"It's over."

"what?"

"Please don't owe me so much."

"...Hey!" Qin Tian looked around, there was a height scale at the exit of the supermarket, he pointed with his finger, "There, go and measure it."

Jiang Bei pushed a shopping cart with a spatula, followed Qin Tian to the height scale, threw the cart to Qin Tian and jumped on it.

"Hurry up, hurry up!" The measuring board just hit the top of his head and bounced back, before he could look back, Qin Tian dragged him off, pulled him into the car and walked towards the cashier with his head down.

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