Tiannan and Beibei

Five-year-old Qin Tian threw himself onto his back in the posture of a koala, with his arms around his neck and his legs hanging around his waist. When the two of them rushed to the ground at the speed of a rocket launcher, Jiang Bei reflexively wanted to Stretching out his hand to grab something to stabilize his figure, this grab landed on Fu Kai's buttocks, who was walking two steps ahead of him.

Fu Kai was chatting happily with his grandfather, when he jumped up like an electric shock, before he jumped up, he was slapped with the weight of two people and fell to the ground.

Bang-bang-bang!

Except for the barking of the dog next door, the world was still for a moment. Grandpa, grandma, and mother Qin twisted their bodies and looked at the three people who were stacked on top of each other in a daze. They didn't find a sound for a long time.

Oh no, the world is still, and one is moving.Jiang Bei didn't know how Qin Tian was able to use his hands and feet to crawl forward while lying on his body. Jiang Bei only felt that he might not be able to escape the fate of deafness.

Qin Tian seemed to be strangled by someone's neck and lifted up the screams, which made his eardrums bulge, and there was a buzzing sound.Below him is Fu Kai coughing from being smashed, and desperately trying to knock the weight on his back to the ground. In the middle, he is like an Oreo sandwich without ego, transformed by two biscuits unwilling to be lonely. Squeezing back and forth, shit was about to be squeezed out, but he didn't dare to open his mouth to shout, he was afraid that shit would come out of his mouth accidentally.

Sky-Switching Monkey really deserves its reputation.

Chapter 24

Jiang Bei remembered that when he was a child, someone told him that chewing gum that was accidentally swallowed would bubble out when he pooped.Now, Jiang Bei felt that when he opened his mouth, shit might bubble out of his mouth.

When Jiang Bei felt that the shit had reached his throat and was about to spray the head of the person below him in the next moment, the sky-swapping monkey on his back finally landed on the moon successfully.

Jiang Bei couldn't raise his head, and he didn't know which direction the Sky-Spreading Monkey was going to. As soon as the weight on his back disappeared, he was slapped to the ground by the biscuit that was half of his body out of the pupa underneath.

"I..." Fu Kai let out his breath and got up from the ground, "...fuck!"

Jiang Bei really wanted to curse "C!", but the strong desire to vomit reminded him in time, and he covered his mouth tightly with his hands.

"You..." Mother Qin looked at Jiangbei.

"You..." He looked at Fu Kai again.

"······" Turning his head to look at the room again, a burst of wild laughter suddenly broke out.

"Are you all right?" Grandpa was the closest to Fu Kai, bending over to pull Fu Kai up amid Qin's mother's wild laughter.

It was grandma who felt sorry for her grandson, and rushed to Jiang Bei with a stride, her brows furrowed in distress, "Ah, Xiao Bei, did you vomit blood?"

·······This must be my grandma, Jiang Bei shook his head, making sure that nothing strange would come out of his mouth suddenly, let go of his hand, stood up and patted his body a few times.

He doesn't want to talk anymore.

A monkey that landed on the moon and was scared by a dog, a miracle of human society.

After confirming that the dog is not in this yard, and will not suddenly break free from the noose from the next yard and jump into this yard, the monkey walked out calmly from the hut where grandpa used to store tools. .

"It's cold on the mountain now, you have to wear a cotton coat if you want to walk on the snow." Grandpa said.

"It gets hot when you walk around." Qin's mother took off the big fur collar around her neck, "They are all young people with great firepower."

Grandpa glanced at the "young" mother Qin.

"But to be honest, it's really colder here than in the city. Is it because the city's floors are high and sheltered from the wind?" Qin's mother asked.

"It's all car exhaust." Grandma thoughtfully stuffed a pot of ginger soup and hot water into Jiangbei's arms, and said, "If you feel cold, go down the mountain early, it's not worth seeing. Grandpa Xiaobei and I will do well." Lunch is waiting for you when you come back."

"It's hard work, uncle and aunt." Qin's mother said.

Jiang Bei led the way. Several people carried their backpacks and went out to the original ecological mountain in the east of the village.

Qin's mother was very excited. She took a DSLR and took pictures all the way, so she didn't have time to talk. Fu Kai was responsible for following behind Qin's mother to help carry the bag, and took the SLR from Qin's mother from time to time to help Qin's mother take pictures.Jiang Bei turned his head and glanced at Qin Tian, ​​who walked away very lightly and briskly after leaving the house, and said, "If you want to jump again, tell me in advance, the mountains are covered with snow."

"There are still dogs on the mountain?" Qin Tian's face suddenly changed.

"I'm afraid you're hallucinating." Jiang Bei said.

Qin Tian pointed to him, sighed and walked to the front.

The mountain is colder than the mountain, and the wind is also strong.Jiangbei was fine, he was well prepared and dressed thickly.The middle-aged and elderly scenery trio is not so good. In the words of grandpa, they are really energetic and full of energy. When they reach the top of the mountain, they are shaking like a competition.

Qin Tian made a mistake in the weather forecast, and today is a sunny day.But Qin's mother didn't push the unfilial son who was full of mouths to run the train down the mountain at all. It was a very happy thing to be able to bask in the sun at this moment, and she couldn't care less about how the lies were formed.

Mother Qin's grand plan to lie on the white snow quilt on the top of the mountain and take an artistic group photo has not been implemented as promised. Since going up the mountain, she has not been able to take her hands out of her sleeves all the way, standing upright like a military parade. Fu Kai took a few photos against the cold wind and shouted to go down the mountain quickly, because he was about to freeze into one with the mountain.

Going up the mountain is easy but going down the mountain is difficult, especially the rugged mountain roads covered with snow.Except for Jiangbei, the middle-aged and elderly scenery trio almost slipped down the mountain like skating on grass. Jiangbei was not much better. Relying on the advantage of the lower altitude among the few people, they tried their best to stabilize their footing, and dragged one with one hand to follow them down the mountain. slip out.

At this time, Jiang Bei was very envious of Fu Kai, he was the fastest to escape without burden.In contrast, he with the trousers slashed by two people on his body looks particularly tragic and desolate.

Isn't it necessary to test the agility of the police in the recruitment examination?

It doesn't matter if the empress is delicate and expensive, but what about the lightness and agility of the monkey flying to the moon?

Did the fucking dog eat it?

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die!" Qin's mother jumped into the yard and started shouting. She was the first to rush into the house, occupying the most favorable position by the stove, and opened her arms to cover the whole stove Wrapped in his arms.

Qin Tian and Fu Kai were embarrassed to argue with their elders, and squatted around the stove in aggrieved manner, panting for breath.

Jiang Bei went into the house and put down his backpack and the empty water bottle. He looked at the refugee-like trio, sighed and went to the kitchen to help grandma serve the dishes.

It is rare for Jiangbei to bring friends back. Grandma’s dishes are very rich, such as stir-fried wild pheasant with red pepper, carp with mashed garlic, stewed cabbage with bacon, deep-fried shepherd’s purse, steamed sausage, dry-fried mutton balls, and a pot of hot and fragrant mutton Soup.

When the weather is cold, the table is right next to the stove, so you can cook tea and have a hot meal while roasting.After the dishes were served, Qin's mother stared at the delicious fried chicken and said happily, "This chicken is delicious. Is it a domestic chicken?"

"This is more fragrant than domestic chickens. This is the pheasant that Grandpa Xiaobei raised on the mountain. It is also three years old. The meat is firm and chewy." Grandma took a maroon cotton jacket from her room and handed it to the chicken. Mother Qin, "Just say it's cold on the mountain, if you don't believe me, just put on to keep warm. I sewed it myself, and it's still new. I haven't worn it."

"Hey!" Qin's mother quickly put on the padded jacket, and she couldn't find her smiling eyes. "This padded jacket is much prettier than the one I saw online! I haven't bought it after searching for several days!"

"This is a purely handmade cotton padded jacket." Qin Tian said.

"That's not right!" Qin's mother touched the soft and fluffy fabric, "The material is also comfortable, much better than Da Mao's touch! It's so warm!"

"If you like it, just wear it. I sew one piece a year, but I can't wear it." Grandma said with a smile. "It's fine if you don't dislike rough workmanship."

"It's too late for me to like it, so I can't do it like this." Qin's mother seemed to have no intention of taking it off, and immediately buckled the buckle on when she heard this. "Great! When I go back and show it to my sisters, I'm going to be so envious of them. Come on, little Kaikai, give me a photo first, I want to post it on Moments, and there are dishes, don't post it first Chopsticks, clap them together, this is a full banquet!"

Fu Kai cooperated very well and took out his mobile phone to take out two cards.Qin's mother expressed her satisfaction after looking at it, and the people at the table picked up their chopsticks and started eating.

Qin Tian tasted a piece of chicken and said, "This chicken is the best fried chicken I've ever eaten. Grandma is really good at cooking. Jiangbei learned how to cook from you, right?"

"Yeah, this kid has been fighting next to me since he was a child, and he can basically stir-fry vegetables." Grandma said, "Better than his grandpa, he only knows how to eat."

"Why do I only know how to eat this chicken? I got this chicken. I can't get a chicken, and you can't fry such a delicious chicken." Grandpa said with a babble.

"Grandpa is so powerful, he can even catch a pheasant!" Fu Kai gave a thumbs up.

"Why didn't we see any pheasants on our way down the mountain? Grandpa, where did you get it from?" Qin Tian asked.

"The mountain you went to is not there. You have to go to the dense forest mountain that goes deeper. If it is so easy to see, it will be tricked by someone." Grandpa became proud when he mentioned his good tricks, and smoked He smoked a pipe and said, "It's just the beginning of spring, and the weather is still cold, and the pheasants won't come out. In a few days, it will be warmer, and the pheasants will run all over the mountain, and you can hear the rooster crowing at the bottom of the mountain. I can put one on."

"Blow it and you will." Grandma clicked her tongue. "You trampled all the grass on the mountain bald, so you caught such a frozen one and showed it off in front of the children."

"Hey! Why did I blow it, isn't it