After crossing the Zerg, I became a forum boss

"You are the bug egg I picked up."

"I hatched you with my own hands."

"You ordered it for me when you were a child."

……

In the middle of the night, the hazy moonlight shrouded the floor-to-ceiling windows like a tulle.Nolan sat up in bed unbearably, and buried his face in his hands.Throughout the night, as long as he fell asleep, he would hear what Ivan said to Edie. At first it was Ivan's voice, and then...

...became his own voice.

That scene also becomes him with Allen.

They were standing where Edie and Ivan stood during the day. He seemed to have done something to make Alan unhappy. Alan ignored him at first and had a cold war with him, but after a while, Alan changed his strategy. Alan tugged on his sleeve, coquettishly wanted him to promise something.

The self-control that Nolan was usually proud of disappeared in an instant. He couldn't help himself and lowered his head rationally, kissing Allen.

In the dream, Allen froze for a moment, as if he hadn't expected him to do this at all.

But Alan didn't push him away, and Alan grabbed his wrist instead of holding his sleeve hand.Allen's grip on his wrist was a little tight and painful, but none of this could stop him from feeling the response from his lips and tongue, with a curious touch and a warm touch.

But before the ecstasy in his heart rose completely, a slightly serious voice interrupted their actions. Carol realized that Alan and Nolan hadn't returned for a long time, so he came out and saw this scene.

"What are you doing?"

Nolan woke up again from his dream.

As the day of adulthood draws nearer, he becomes more and more likely to dream at night. For a female of his age, this is a very normal physiological phenomenon. His body is rapidly evolving, preparing for adulthood.

But even he himself couldn't classify the dream just now as normal against his will.

Nolan felt a little annoyed.

Even he himself couldn't understand that when he left the dream just now, what he remembered most was not Carol's reprimand, but Alan's reluctant eyes when he knew he was leaving the dream.

Nolan took the towel on the bedside table casually.

He originally wanted to go to the mecha operation room, but now he was too confused, so he decided to go to the training room for physical training.

But Nolan just opened the door and took a few steps to the side, when he was surprised to see Lance standing by the French window at the end of the corridor.Naturally, Lance also noticed Nolan. He turned his head and looked at Nolan with clear eyes, clearly not as if he had just woken up.

Nolan, "Father?"

……

Another room in the cottage.

Allen tossed and couldn't sleep, his mind was full of what Carol said to him at the dinner table today.He didn't understand what Carol was trying to express in those words, why couldn't he tell clearly, what problems would there be if he went to the main star with Nolan?

And Lance, obviously Lance wanted Nolan to go to the main star very much at the beginning, why did he change his mind now?

Also, do these things have anything to do with him?

Allen wanted to know every question very much, but Edie, Ivan and Nolan came back soon, and Carol didn't seem to want to talk to him very much.

Allen slapped the roughly his-sized doll on his bed—which Nolan lifted him off the rug before he went to bed—as if to slap Carol, "bad father."

I can't even speak clearly.

Allen downloaded the Jinjiang Forum that he had uninstalled during the day.

Allen had already forgotten what he said during the day "no more browsing the forum". Anyway, Nolan was with him at the time, and even if there was such a really fragrant scene, no other worms would know.

So when Allen boarded the night story area of ​​the Jinjiang Forum, he was not guilty.

To Allen's surprise, the post he posted during the day "[Theme] After I went to the wrong room last night" is still floating on the homepage, and this post has already turned the page—300 floors per page of Jinjiang Forum— It already has more than 400 floors.

412LID: Smart Bug

[What about the landlord?Knowing that the green post ran away? ]

413L

[No, host, you marked the post green at the very beginning, since you posted the green post on purpose, why didn’t you finish posting it properly? ]

414L

[The host is probably imagining himself as the female attendant of an S-class male. ]

415L

[Or female slaves?If you sell yourself to an S-rank male, the other party may be reluctant to take over? ]

416LID: passing bug

[Crash, why is this post still floating on the homepage.I can imagine you frantically pressing F5, hoping that the host will update. In this case, why did you scold the bugs away when the host posted a post? ]

417LID: Smart Bug

[Funny, the green post is so green that you don't let the bug spray it? ]

418LID: The passing bug

[It’s about you upstairs, what time is it, and you are still refreshing the post tirelessly, what are you asking for?If you don't sleep, you should seize the opportunity to scold the landlord as soon as possible.Are you still called black?Ordinary fans are not as true love as you. ]

……

Allen was feeling depressed at the moment, and after casually scanning two lines of messages, he became even more depressed.

422LID: Great Emperor

[... I always pay attention to the elder brother of the little male's employer from time to time. I don't know if it's because the S-class male is too attractive, or the eggs in my stomach are involuntarily attracting him, and then affecting here I am...

But what I didn't expect, one day the elder brother of the little male worm's employer blocked me against the wall. He looked indifferent, but what he said made my blood flow faster and my heart beat wildly.

He said: "I will come to Andromeda every two months. I need a female to relieve my loneliness. Would you like it?"]

But to Allen's surprise, this time he wrote more than 1000 words eloquently, as if he had the help of a god.

Because the Jinjiang forum was stuck again, Alan's post was not directly displayed, so Alan had to press F5 to refresh it again.

Pumping is also a feature of Jinjiang Forum.

In the era of big stars, there are also forums that smoke. If you have never been to the Jinjiang forum, you may think this is a fantasy, but for the worms who often visit the Jinjiang forum, this is probably commonplace.

Allen has long been used to being smoked by the Jinjiang Forum.

What Allen didn't expect was that he not only posted the 421st floor, but also the 422nd floor.

422L

[I do! ! ! ]

The corner of Allen's mouth twitched.

He didn't refresh the message again, and tapped on the light screen again.

429LID: Great Emperor

[...For my eggs, I have to agree to the S-rank male.He seemed to see that I was not completely happy, sneered evilly, and left.

... At night, the S-class male appeared in my room, and he brought whips, candles, and some strange fruits.I probably know what those whips and candles do, but those fruits... those precious fruits that I have never even seen...

I tremblingly asked the S-class male, "What are those fruits for?"]

430L

[I feel very happy that I swiped out the post late at night.But the landlord looks really annoying, and he stands up again.He enjoyed the pampering of the S-rank male again, got the eggs, and showed a displeased look.

That's an S-rank male.The main reason is that the landlord really saw the S-class male, so he could still be so eager to refuse?Give me a break. ]

431L

[If you want to be irrigated by S-rank male insects, do you think you don't need to pay anything?Giving you the chance to please the male is your greatest reward. ]

432L

[I thought I went to the wrong forum, does the Night Tan area now advocate kneeling and licking male insects?In the past, the Night Tale District encouraged females to strive for family status and be respected by the male lord. ]

433L

[Upstairs you don't read what the host wrote.The poster wanted to find a higher-level male across classes, and he tricked the egg of an S-level male without even marrying the male!

The night story area supports the female worms to fight for family status, and after paying the male lord's expenses, they can freely dispose of the remaining star coins.However, that is based on the fact that the female insects do not have superior eyesight and inferior abilities, and the female insects in the main building do not belong to this category. ]

434L

[Oh heh heh heh heh.

The host is obviously an unmarried female insect who has never been doted on by male insects. The host knows that there are interesting fruits. Do you know which interesting fruits are easy to use?Would you like me to introduce to the landlord.

barbed, fuzzy...]

435L

[Oh My God!I heard that there are talents in the night story area of ​​Jinjiang Forum, and I begged the big brother upstairs to share.It is our lifelong pursuit to keep the hero for a long time! ]

436LID: Great Emperor

[I've had a miserable night,

The night was long, and all the details are vivid. The S-class male, my little employer's brother seems to be conducting a sophisticated experiment. He used all his props to test the limits of my pain, but he didn't let me release it... He also stuffed fruit into...

But in the end he ate the fruit in my body in a special way.I can feel that my egg is well watered and it is thriving. ]

437L

[The landlord is really stupid.If the S-class male really tested the limits of your pain, you wouldn't be so happy to release it.Are there any females like this these days?He said no, and posted on the forum afterwards, but his body was so honest. ]

438L

[The same as before, I feel that the landlord is standing up and down again.Said it was for the bug eggs, but he was still happy. ]

439L

[Weakly ask, is there so much traffic in the Night Tan area?Are we not in the cold zone?Don't you all sleep? ]

440L

[Because they are similar to the landlord, and they are so duplicity. ]

441L

[Wait for an update, sir. ]

442LID: Great Emperor

[...The last thing I wanted happened happened.On the eve of the promotion of the small employer predicted by the doctor, he accidentally found out about my relationship with his brother...

...their brothers had a very violent quarrel...

I am determined to leave the center of this vortex, go to a strange place, and start over. ]

443L

[The host decided to sneak away because he got enough water?This is a premeditated use of S-class males to lay eggs, right? ! ]

Allen silently read the last message N times, and he calmly uninstalled Jinjiang Forum.

He stretched out on the bed.

He thought he really didn't understand what the Zerg were thinking.No, he didn't understand what the female was thinking.

……

"Father?" Nolan didn't understand why Lance was still up so late.

"There is something I want to tell you. Alan and Xiongzhu mentioned it today. He wants to go to the University Affiliated to the Imperial University with you." Lance looked at Nolan calmly.

He said: "When I asked you at the beginning, you said you didn't want to be separated from the worms at home, so you didn't go. Now, what do you think?"

Nolan asked: "Is Allen doing this to increase my chances of breaking through the S rank?"

Lance didn't speak.

Nolan already understood.

Nolan said: "When the female father wanted me to go to the main star, it was actually because of Allen, right?"

When the ratio of Zerg females to males was so disparate, and there was a young male who had no blood relationship with Nolan and was about the same age in the family, it was understandable for Lance to come up with such an idea.

If there is a baby male in the orphanage who has lost the care of his relatives, most of the families who adopt him hope that the baby male can develop a relationship with the female cubs at home.Of course, this kind of thing cannot be forced, and the male worm association is not vegetarian, but the relationship between two little worm cubs growing up together is better than the new worms outside.

From time to time, there will be several pairs.

It's just that Allen is just too good.

If Nolan can't break through the S rank...

Lance initially wanted Nolan to go to the main star, just to increase the probability of Nolan breaking through the S-level, but as Allen and Carol said, Nolan has stayed on the main star for these years, and the probability of him breaking through is also high. Only a mere 3%, so low that it can be ignored.

If that's the case, when Nolan knew that Alan was not his own brother, he and Alan were not on the same planet, and Nolan might not have understood it at all.

With a maverick male father like Carol and a stunning little male like Alan growing up with him, Nolan's request to choose a mate in the future... Lance will be worried that he will be alone for the rest of his life.

Carol is a Buddha. In fact, he understands more powerfully than Lance how powerful the males of the Nantian Branch of the Male Insect Association have. Don’t look at ordinary families. If they leave the females, they will become completely useless and lose the ability to survive alone-the backbone of this interstellar is the females, and the leader on the surface is also the females, but it is the one who really controls this interstellar. A-level and S-level males.

Those extravagant wine tasting parties, boring model catwalks, and even various pleasure activities in sex clubs are places where they pass on information.

It is they who have controlled the economy, politics, and military of this interstellar world for thousands of years, becoming the invisible hand.

They carefully guide the values ​​of the entire society.They let the males grow up happily to ensure the best motility of sperm; they keep the males from going out to work, so that they can devote as much energy as possible to their female queens and maids at home, so that they can conceive more Egg.

The ratio of females to males is further expanding, and the fertility rate of the Zerg has no tendency to increase.

Even if there are females standing at a high enough position to see what the males of bloodline level A and above are doing, they can't stop them, because they can't think of a better strategy to save the Zerg's declining fertility rate year by year.

In contrast, a male standing high enough can choose any female he likes.They don't need to marry a lot of female servants, but only be with the female prince they like.They also don't have to stare at the bellies of their queens and maids every day to see if they are pregnant.

Their civilization is no longer in the same category.

They have got rid of the shackles of low-level reproduction, and are pursuing a better and more comfortable way of life.

It is true that ordinary males are responsible for the reproduction of the species.But it is also because of the strength of the S-rank males that the vast majority of mediocre males can live ignorantly and fearlessly.

They don't have to worry about being locked up and becoming playthings for females.

Therefore, as long as Allen thinks about it, there are many problems that Lance and the others are worried about, and they will not be a problem.

Carol never thought of matching Alan and Nolan, not to mention that they are not yet of marriageable age, even if they are old, love is not something that can be achieved through matching.

So when Lance first proposed that Nolan go to the main star, Carol's attitude was neither support nor objection.He felt that Nolan could go to the main star, maybe for better educational conditions, maybe to experience the luxurious life of the Elpsor family, or maybe to increase the chance of breaking through the S-class female.

But in order to have enough strength, can marry Allen?

Carol felt that the current female insects were really too perverted.

The ultimate goal of all their thinking is to sleep with males...

He can't understand it too much!He also doesn't want to support it at all!Helping one of his worm cubs take advantage of another worm cub or something!

……

Nolan looked at Lance and said, "Thank you female father for thinking about me before."

Lance is a female who can't express her emotions very well, even when facing her own cubs. Seeing that Nolan has not been troubled by this matter for too long, he feels that the big stone in his heart has been put down.

Lance said: "Nolan, you are the pride of the female father. You have been before, you are now, and you will be in the future."

"Father female, in the past, I thought it was not important whether I could break through to the S rank. The attitude of the female father, the male father, and Alan to me would not change because of whether I was an S-rank female or not. I just wanted to do my best." It is enough to be the best." Nolan said: "However, I have greater ambitions now, and for my goal, I will definitely become an S-rank female!"

It's possible that males will never understand the power a female can exert in order to gain the favor of a male she likes and legally sleep with him.