After crossing the Zerg, I became a forum boss

In the sky-blue room, the soft light shone lightly, creating a warm and comfortable atmosphere for the insects.The south-facing position of the room replaces the floor-to-ceiling windows on the entire wall.In such a dark night, only insects with high bloodlines can see the blooming flowers and the beautiful little fireflies surrounding the flowers.

In the middle of the room is a circular water bed, the warm water flowing through it can relieve the fatigue of the male worms, and it is so comfortable that the worms want to lie on it forever.

At this moment, a not-so-harmonious scene is happening on the bed——

[I gasp softly, clutching the sheets with both hands, trying to relieve the physical pain.But the more I endured, the more excited he became. It was so dark that I couldn't see anything.My head was even more muddled, and I didn't understand what happened at the time.

The day before, I had just retired from the army and took over the task of protecting the most honorable young male of Fairy Star, who is also recognized as the male most likely to break through the S rank.But I had just arrived at the hotel, and was about to use the key card given to me by the captain to open the hotel room, when I felt overwhelming hallucinogens.

I was careless.I thought that no worm would dare to attack an S-rank male, unless he wanted to wander in Star Prison until he died, but I didn't expect that I would also be the target of other worms and fall into such a humiliating situation.

All females know what it means to be done so by a male who is not their own.

But I quickly ran out of energy to think, the initial wave of pain passed, and an indescribable feeling rose up my spine, and I, too, screamed out uncontrollably. ]

Allen's face was cold, as if he was discussing very advanced scientific works with Zong on Xingwang.

In fact, he is posting green posts in the Night Tan section of the Jinjiang Forum.

The green post is another area of ​​the Jinjiang Forum—the story of the Xiami District.

Once in the Xiami District, there was a female worm with the ID of her father-in-law who made up a small movie that made the worm want to stop. It described in detail what happened in the movie, and it was accompanied by stills of the actors.

But the friends in the forum scratched their hearts and lungs for several days, but they still couldn't find the little movie.

It wasn't until some supernatural friends met the actor himself that he was sure that the other party had never acted in this movie. The so-called stills were just photos from a certain audition that had not been widely circulated.

The angry altar friends dug three feet into the ground to find the green father-in-law.But Jinjiang Forum is anonymous, all they have is a string of codes.Due to the particularity of the anonymous forum, it is not possible to search for codes in the forum. All they can do is click on one post after another, slowly looking for the footprints of the green father-in-law...

Few people now know whether those altar friends found the green father-in-law back then.

But what is certain is that the word "green post" has been handed down, and its influence has gradually expanded.At the same time, there is also a saying that spreads, any green post must be a fake post.

There is no such thing as writing novels in the night story area of ​​the Jinjiang Forum, and Allen has seen enough of those "[Theme] The hero brought home two female servants today, what should I do if I feel uncomfortable?"

"[Subject] The other female servants in the family have handed over their salary cards to the male master, should I do the same?"

“[Subject] is passionately in love, but the male never takes the initiative to send me a message.”

……

Allen wanted to bring something different to the forum. He had already thought about it. He wrote "My Father and Father" based on Carol and Lance to spread more positive energy—although Allen didn't think , but in terms of the status quo of the Zerg, Carol is definitely a peerless male bug.

But he was dissuaded by Nolan's words.

Thinking of Carol's ability to stalk people, Allen wanted to roll his cute eyes to the sky.

But just now, when Alan and Nolan went to the president's office to find Carol, Alan suddenly thought of the receptionist downstairs in the Kaka building with a heartfelt attitude.

He remembered the Mary Su domineering CEO article he read on Earth in his previous life. The newly recruited female employee went to the hotel to deliver information to the president, but was misunderstood as the room service that the president just called, or the president thought it was sent by his partner. small desserts.

Then came the vulgar yet classic story of the domineering CEO running away from his wife.

Sometimes running with the ball is added, and then the little escaped wife will give birth to a little male with an IQ of 200+, no, a little boy.

Allen's heart was about to move, and he felt that this story would definitely be liked by females.

Judging from his life experience in two lifetimes, the aesthetics of Zerg and human are often the same.

However, Allen doesn't like weak sub-female, he should prefer a tall-legged military female like Antonio.

Moreover, there are many military women in the night story area of ​​the Jinjiang Forum, and such articles can resonate with them and stimulate their fantasies.Allen arranged for the male protagonist to be a bodyguard, which is more suitable for the male protagonist's personality, and named the novel he will write "The Little Army Female of the Domineering Male".

Originally everything was ready and only owed Dongfeng.

But Allen found another serious problem. The forum is just a place for females to communicate and water, and there is no soil for novel creation here.

Allen hesitated for a while, and decided to find an original novel website to publish his brain hole "The Little Army Female of the Domineering Male", but he turned around on the star network, and found that the star network was not mature. original fiction website.

Even though there are two rudimentary ones, the traffic is far inferior to the Night Tan section of the Jinjiang Forum.

He rolled back again.

Allen changed his previously written novel on the light screen from the third person to No.1, which is more suitable for the style of the forum, and then changed "The Little Army Female of the Overbearing Male" to "Last night I went wrong After the room", and changed the title to green with code, implying that this is a fake, fictional post, and began his great creation.

[I don't remember how many times the strange male begged me last night, because I've since passed out completely.When I woke up, it was already bright outside, and I felt a burst of thirst in my throat, probably because I shouted too much last night, and my voice was already hoarse.Then I saw the male worm from last night, he hadn't woken up yet, half of his face was embedded in the soft pillow, and the half of his face that was exposed was extremely handsome.

A male with such a face, even a cold military female like me, can't help but take a second look when she sees it.But it never occurred to me to sleep with a male like this.

At that time, my mind was very confused.

Before I could figure it out, my Xingwang bracelet lit up.I subconsciously closed the Xingwang bracelet. I couldn't imagine the embarrassing scene when he woke up and we looked at each other. I quietly got out of the bed. There were still many bruise marks on my body, and my legs were so sore. .

There is no way to describe my desperate mood at that time, no worm would believe that he forced me, he is just an ordinary male worm, although I can tell from his appearance that his bloodline level is not low, but I am a recently retired A Super military female.

I thought this would just go away.I quietly left that hotel, it was too dark last night, he probably didn't see what I looked like.Later, I gradually realized that the hallucinogen in the room was aimed at him, and he should also be the victim of the accident.I don't want to force other males to marry me because of an accident.

When I recovered a little in the afternoon, I went to apologize to the captain. The captain deducted half a month's salary from me, but still gave me the task of protecting the future S-class males.I found out later that I found the wrong room. The little male was in room 2 on the 06nd floor, but I found room 3 on the 06rd floor.

The little male worm is very cute, and he also said that when he becomes an adult, he will let me be his female queen.I just smiled and didn't take his words seriously. Only I know that I am no longer worthy of any male.

I thought I would die alone, but a month later, I accidentally discovered that my gestational sac was fully developed.My body is developing an egg. ]

By the time Allen posted his second update, he was already on the 77th floor.

Alan:  …

Allen didn't expect that there would be so many discussions in just five paragraphs in the main building.

He was even a little ashamed. He had just started writing novels, and he found it difficult to write novels. He only sent a few hundred words per paragraph, and he still had difficulty delivering.

result……

Are they all scolding him? !

I always feel that this rhythm is a bit familiar...

1L

[When I read it for the first time, I felt sorry for the poster, but I watched it for the second time immediately, what the hell is this?Where is there such a weak military female who was knocked down by hallucinogens outside the room?Get the task of protecting the future S-class males casually?Also, sir, do you know how many A-class males are there, and how many S-class males are there?Where is there a male insect that can definitely break through the S rank?Is there really such an important task, that female will take it lightly?Also went to the wrong room, my God, how can there be such a stupid female? ]

Alan:  …

Allen didn't expect that the first message was the seven consecutive questions that hit the soul.Allen does not know the specific strength of military females and the effect of hallucinogens. He also knows that there are very few S-class males, but there are 5 males in the Nantian Branch of the Male Association. David, Lancelot and his age They're pretty much the same, and we meet each other often.So it is difficult for him to have a specific concept of this little.

As for the male worm who must break through the S rank, he is himself.

Allen didn't feel how important he was, and even Lancelot and David didn't mention sending special bodyguards to protect him.Arranging bodyguards for the underage males, Allen felt that it was a big deal.

As for going to the wrong room, he often goes to the wrong room himself.Of course, according to scientific research, females have a much better sense of direction than males, but mistakes are inevitable.

Allen remained stubborn there, explaining to himself, and then flipped through the message below.

2L

[Is this really what happened to the landlord?The landlord is so poor. ]

……

Apart from scolding the landlord for being stupid, I just feel pity for what happened to the landlord.Allen quickly skipped over these messages again and turned to the bottom.Sure enough, there are many females on the forum waiting for his follow-up.

He just updated, and he received a lot of replies.

83L

[There is an egg, and it is the egg of a male with a high bloodline level, no loss. ]

87L

[Good thing.Such a night of ecstasy, plus an egg, does the host know how many star coins are needed to find a good-looking male to borrow?You made big money. ]

Alan:  …

Is it true that all females are like this?Obviously they were quite shy in front of him.

Allen was inexplicably disillusioned.

92L

[I'm jealous.I think I've been single for 200 years, and it's the first time I'm looking for a good male. Unfortunately, the older I get, the harder it is to find.The host can have eggs for the first time, and the bloodline level of the male must be very high, probably A-level. ]

99L

[If it was an S-class male that night, the host should have woken up laughing from his dream. ]

……

Allen never knew that there was such a large amount of traffic in the night story section of the Jinjiang Forum. He refreshed it again, and new messages came out.

100L

[This is a green post, so no bugs found it?The landlord even used the code for the title, turning it into lake green.With so many worms, are you free to chat with me? ! ]

101L

[I want to chat with you.So naive and so stupid, there are not many female insects who think that they can bump into male insects when they go out. ]

111L

[Just saw upstairs.Is it a green post? I still want to get a membership card for a luxury hotel, and wander around the corridors every day to see if there are any good-looking males to drag me in.Of course, if I encounter an unattractive male, I will knock him out and send him to the treatment cabin. ]

112L

[Upstairs are you serious? ]

113L

[The big brother on the 111th floor is too demanding, and he still has to pick whether the male is good-looking. If there is a male, he should laugh. ]

……

This rhythm seems to be different from what Allen thought.

The author has something to say: the stalk of the green father-in-law comes from the leisurely waistcoat lake green.

I feel that the stalk of Hulu is quite famous, but I didn't expect to "make a fortune" in Jinjiang. Jinjiang always surprises me inadvertently.