After crossing the Zerg, I became a forum boss

On Friday night, during the prime time of Tianma Satellite TV, "I want to be a big star!" was aired on time. " final.

After dinner, Nolan consciously hugged Allen and started watching the show.

Mervin cut the fruit for the two little worm cubs and went to clean up the dishes.

Allen looked away from the fruit and turned to the second floor.While they were eating, Carol and Lance came back, but they both entered the bedroom without talking to them.

I didn't know that I thought they were newlyweds, but the fact is that they already have two cubs.

"Don't worry." Nolan thought about the wording, and said vaguely: "The female father is just a little insecure now."

Allen leaned comfortably on Nolan's body, and suddenly thought, "Didn't the female father still care about what the male father said two days ago? About males and males..."

Seeing that Allen had guessed it, Nolan stopped hiding it from him, "Yeah."

Allen said in surprise: "You guys really believed it?!"

Nolan:? ? ?

Nolan's face twitched slightly, "Isn't it true what Xiongfu said?"

Allen asked, "What is the male father best at?"

Serious nonsense.However, Nolan respected Carol very much, and would not easily speak ill of Carol behind his back.

"I was almost entangled by the male father at the time. But think about it, how is that possible? The male is about to be praised to the sky now, and he is probably arrogant. It is good for the two males to get together occasionally, and it is absolutely impossible to live together every day. It was they who collapsed first." Alan sighed: "However, what the male father said is not completely wrong. It is true that some males prefer the same sex, but this ratio is very low, less than 20%."

Allen heard Nolan exhale heavily above his head, and knew that what Carol said two days ago had indeed subverted Nolan's long-standing values ​​and caused him quite a shock.

Because of this, Allen kindly did not tell Nolan that more than 80% of the remaining males do not only like females.

The vast majority of males have no special preference for gender in nature, they just follow the general background of the Zerg society - marrying females through family arrangements for blind dates, genetic matching and other methods.

Most of their lives they will never discover that the same sex can also be sexually attractive to them.

Because the genes of the males are indiscriminately attractive to the Zerg.Males prefer to stay with males, and there is also a certain scientific basis.But experts do not simply define this mutual attraction as love.

Nolan was still a little worried, "But the female father may be serious."

Allen said: "I can figure out things, but the female father may not be able to figure it out..." Maybe Lance is cooperating with Carol.

Nolan refuted Allen in a rare way, "No. Females are often not so smart about their male masters."

Allen didn't speak again.

After a long while, he muttered in an inaudible voice, "Maybe it's the love between the male father and the male father?"

But Carol must be riding a tiger now.

When he was talking nonsense, he would never have thought that his female monarch could squeeze him because of it.

Poor Carol.

It is estimated that it will not be long before Lance will be virtuous and personally make tiger whip wine for him.

……

Soon, the "I'm going to be a big star!" program will be put on the stage when Allen and Nolan appear on the stage-after the host announces the rules of the game, the players will go up the mountain in order according to the ranking of the last room escape game. It was Antonio who went up the mountain. When he saw Alan, his eyes showed surprise, and he rarely smiled in front of the camera. "Long time no see, Alan."

Antonio chatted with Alan for a few minutes, asked Alan what interesting places there are on Hugo Mountain, and asked him if he had seen the distinctive Skyhawk badge...

During the period, the flying camera focused on Alan's jacket, and Alan had a Skyhawk badge pinned to his chest, but only a small half of the Skyhawk badge was exposed under the cover of the jacket-if there are observant viewers, they must have seen it It's unusual.

However, the sunshine on the day of the final was very good, and the difference between blue and green was not too great. Antonio did not realize that the first Skyhawk badge he was looking for was so close to him.

After Alan answered Antonio's question cutely, Antonio waved him goodbye.

After that, Ivan, Lionel, Joshua, and Edie went up the mountain one by one. Even in front of the flying hair camera, no female could refuse to strike up a conversation with Allen—and they all thought that they were the only ones who were lucky I saw Nolan and Allen, and interacting with such a good-looking passer-by male worm also helped them increase their shots.

It's a pity that no female found the other Skyhawk badge on Alan's chest.

And under the repeated care of the flying camera, more and more viewers have discovered Huadian in front of the TV.

The last one to go up the mountain is Julius, who is the most popular but the bottom of every game.

On Mount Hugo, Julius was stunned the first time he saw Allen.

Allen had seen Julius in the Leon Building before, and he didn't pay much attention to him. Only then did he see it clearly on TV——Julius' face turned black as soon as he saw him.

In the later stage of the program group, I didn't know what to think, and I also typed out "real males VS fake males" in large green characters next to it.

This time, the originally careless worm also noticed Julius' failed expression management.

Allen didn't wait for Antonio to turn back, and quickly took out the star network bracelet-if you don't eat melons with the melon-eating crowd at this time, when will you wait!

Sure enough, the forum has turned upside down!

【Theme】《I want to be a big star! "(Final) (Live)

As a competent forum friend, Allen quickly turned to the latest page—he had a hunch that there must be complaints about Julius on the Starnet!As a member of the vast melon-eating crowd, Allen likes to watch the sharp complaints of water friends the most.

Personally, Allen doesn't know Julius, he's neither a fan nor a black man;

Yu Gong, Carol signed "I want to be a big star!" "The three female insects in the program, Antonio, Ivan, Edie and Julius, as artists who debuted at the same time, will definitely be compared with each other in the future. Only Antonio, Ivan, and Edie signed by the Bluestone Cultural Brokerage Company have female insects. Being able to defeat Julius, who has high traffic, has topics, and signed with Leon Entertainment in his debut, will really help Carroll's career.

2396L

[True and false male insects are booming and in a trance. ]

2397L

[After all, I haven't officially debuted yet.Julius' expression management is terrible. ]

2398L

[Back upstairs, we Julius are real. ]

2399L

[2398L black powder is also too fake.I won't talk about talent and character, I don't think he is as good-looking as Antonio, even the face that was praised by fans before.As a result... now... in front of the real male, I want to help him dig a crack in the ground so that he can get in. ]

2400LID: Nympho

[Wouldn't there be no worms to sink into the beauty of the newly-appeared little male worms?I think I'm going to be drunk~]

……

2403L

[2400L must have just entered the post. When the little male worm came out just now, the group of lunatics directly swiped more than 1000 floors, licking the screen, drooling directly on the entire keyboard, all kinds of YY... otherwise you thought it was the final Can build more than 2000 floors at the beginning?But they have been kicked out now, and they have built special buildings elsewhere in the forum, otherwise no one would care about the champion. ]

2404L

[Yeah, now that tall buildings are built one after another outside, our official building has become deserted instead. ]

2405LID: Nympho

[Thank you brother 2403, I'm out of the building.I hope that some good-hearted people have cut off the prosperous beauty of the little male. ]

2406L

[Finally clean again.I went out to take a look just now, and the building discussing the little male worm has been built to more than 4000 floors. Every time it is refreshed, it jumps directly to the hundreds. Is there such a large traffic in our area? ]

2407L

[They're all crazy, don't they care about the champion if there are no bugs? ]

2408L

[Popularity is Julius, although he is a fake male, he is still half a male.To be honest, I also thought Julius was weirdly good-looking when there was no male standing next to him to compare him directly.Is there such a big gap between true and false males?The champion of the final should be Antonio. If he loses, he will be sorry for the title of military female, but this show is still popular. ]

……

2449LID: Antonio's fanboy

[Antonio turns back!Sure enough, he found the Skyhawk badge at the very beginning! ]

2450L

[Then why didn't Antonio take it in the first place?Obviously he was the first to go up the mountain.By the way, isn't this thread talking about baby males?I know there is a special building on the front page, but it is troublesome to cut the two sides. [grievance face]]

……

2599L

[It's been half an hour, there should be an interview soon, just watch it. ]

……

2600L

[It turned out to be true.It is said that Antonio has many male fans, but I didn't believe it at first.Do all males now like such females?But Antonio's character is really good. He knew that it was not a coincidence that the little male appeared here. Even if he saw the Eagle badge, he didn't take it away directly, and gave other females a chance. ]

2601L

[Antonio is obviously putting on a show, okay? ! ]

2602L

[Why does Antonio need to put on a show? !The fan voting has long since ended, and there are so many big names in the film and television industry and hosting industry among the mentors on site. Will the mentor vote know whether he is a scheming worm, or is he really a good character? ]

……

Before Allen finished watching, Nolan turned off the star network bracelet, "It's time for you to sleep."

Alan has morning class tomorrow, and Nolan is worried that he won't be able to get up.

Allen hugged Nolan's hand tightly, even though Nolan raised his hand so that Allen's whole worm was suspended in the air, Allen didn't let go of his hand.

Allen hugged Nolan's arm desperately, dangling in the air, and said coquettishly: "My good brother, let me watch it for a while, and wait until I finish reading that post."

The interview with Antonio has already been broadcast on TV, and there is also a short scene of Allen and Antonio in the previous fan meeting, but the content of Antonio saying that Allen is not his fanboy is deleted-presumably at the behest of Carroll.

This fits perfectly with the male's way of doing things—doing the least to get the most out of it.

When it doesn't matter, Carol doesn't mind sacrificing Allen's beauty to give his company's artists a fuck.

Of course, Allen has already accepted Carroll's precepts and deeds.

For example, now-

Allen looked at his good brother at a 45-degree angle, his big watery eyes were foggy, it was... so the female insect couldn't refuse.

Nolan was still struggling, guarding against death, "Your footage has already been broadcast. If you really want to watch it, I can show you the replay on the way to Tianma Elementary School tomorrow morning. Moreover, the message is constantly refreshing, you see Endless."

Those big black eyes were full of grievances and accusations, and there was a soft childish voice, "Brother~ I just saw the 3000th floor~"

Under Allen's offensive, Nolan retreated steadily.

He said: "Okay, I can see the 3000th floor."

Half an hour later.

"I want to be a big star! "The finale has already been broadcast more than halfway, and Alan's post has not been finished yet.

Nolan felt something was wrong and turned to look at him.

Alan noticed Nolan's gaze and pointed to him, "Here! I just saw floor 2759 now!"

Nolan saw that this was indeed the case. Although it was very late now, he had promised Alan after all, and he didn't care about it any more, and turned his head away again.

After another half an hour passed, the show had already entered the stage of mentor selection...

Nolan suddenly asked, "Where did you see it?"

Allen replied subconsciously: "Floor 2714."

Nolan immediately recalled Allen's previous words from his memory, and said, "Did you read it a second time?"

Taking advantage of Alan's lack of reaction, he quickly took Alan's star network bracelet, only checked the speeches of the two floor masters, and felt something was wrong. He closed the page and brought up Alan's browsing history.

……

【Theme】Looking for the mysterious little male insect

【Theme】Popular King Julius, the name does not match the reality. Is it the stupidity of Leon Entertainment or their conspiracy?

[Theme] (Exclusive building for CP fans) The little male worm confesses to Antonio, you accepted my gift, you are my female worm.

[Topic] Julius' character design collapsed, do you regret voting for Julius?

[Theme] Prosperous beauty little male bug (understanding)

【Theme】《I want to be a big star! "(Final) (Live)

Nolan turned off the star network bracelet and stared at Allen coldly.It is true that Allen saw the 3000th floor, but he changed the post when he saw the 3000th floor, and then looked at the 2000th floor...

The post they agreed to just now has already been pressed at the bottom of the browsing history by Allen

Nolan thought that Alan would curl up under the blanket again tomorrow, unable to wake up, so he became anxious and angry, "You are such a clever little ghost."

Allen hugged the pillow on the sofa, lowered his head, only showing his fair neck.

He knew he was wrong, and it was terrible for Nolan to get angry.

"Brother, don't kill me." Aggrieved, with a crying voice.

"Is this killing you?" Nolan's voice was a little cold.However, his movements were still very gentle. He gently hugged Alan, and sure enough, he saw that there was no tear in Alan's eyes. Pamper and be proud of."

Allen hugged Nolan's neck flatteringly, and said softly, "Who told my brother to like me the most!"

Nolan had nothing to do with him, so he helped him turn off the star network bracelet, so that he would not open it secretly at night, and asked him, "Do you want me to help you wash up, or do you do it yourself?"

"I will do it myself!"

……

Day two of the finals.

Nolan sent Alan to the North District of Tianma Elementary School to attend classes as usual.

However, since Allen stepped into the North District school gate, this day has become unusual.

All kinds of whispers continued, "Oh my God, is he the little male who appeared on the show "I'm going to be a big star!"? It's actually in our elementary school."

"I heard it's called Allen, and it's very smart, and it's only an A-level male."

"This, looks too good-looking!"

"Did he notice me? Wait! How am I dressed today?!"

"The real insect looks better than the one on TV. If it weren't for the strict portrait law, I would have taken a picture of him for collection or posted it on the star network. There are no pictures and no truth. How can I show it off now?"

Allen's usual 50% return rate suddenly rose to 90%, and the remaining 10% was just that the males moved more subtly and were not discovered by Allen.

During the class, the little male at the front desk also looked back from time to time, as if worried that Alan would disappear while they were listening to the class.

As for recess, it was even more exaggerated. The corridor was full of students who came for a walk—if it weren't for the females from the southern district who couldn't come to the northern district without incident, that relatively spacious corridor could be turned into canned sardines.

Alan, who has the burden of being an idol, was so stared at that he was too embarrassed to go to the toilet.

Of course, if Allen goes to the toilet, he will be followed by a large group of little tails.

The most exaggerated thing is that Alan's classmate asked Alan to sign it, saying that he would take it back to his little cousin.

Allen had to remind him, "I'm not a star, nor do I intend to be."

Allen's classmates happily put away Allen's signature.

He replied: "It's okay. My little cousin is not a fan of you, he likes you and wants to be your female in the future. Alan, my little cousin is very cute, please think about it. I will put your autograph Frame it, hang it on his bedside, and give him motivation so that he can also be admitted to Tianma Elementary School next year."

Alan:  …

What else could Allen say?I wish his classmate's little cousin to study hard and make progress every day?

Alan persisted in Tianma Elementary School for another week, and the enthusiasm of the males and females around him still did not subside. He couldn't hold on any longer, so he applied to Carol and Lance to go home and study by himself.

Carol saw through Allen's little plan in an instant, "I will turn off your star network bracelet. In this way, do you still have to go home and study by yourself?"

Alan:  …

Allen: "Yes!"

Carol turned to look at Lance, and said with certainty: "It seems that Alan really can't stay in the academy anymore, anyway, Mervin is taking care of him, let him go home for a week. Let Allen go back to school."

Of course, Lance didn't disagree.

And what Carol didn't know was—

the next day.

After Allen made sure that Carol and Lance were going to work, and Nolan was going to school, he took out the star network bracelet and skillfully called up the light screen, with his fingers flying like flying, he operated on the light screen.

After spending half a year, he finally found a way to remove the anti-addiction device.

Soon, the light screen on the Xingwang bracelet displayed a line of words: "Ding! The male insect has been detected to be an adult! The anti-addiction device has been offline, and the system will be updated soon. Please wait patiently for the male insect!"

A successful mischievous smile appeared on the corner of Alan's mouth.

What a waste of youth.

At this time, a mechanical sound suddenly sounded in an unusually gorgeous room on the main star.

"Ding! Please pay attention! There are A-level adult males logging into the Star Network for the first time!"

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