Try to write the story of Heihua before and after Tomb Raiders Notes

I didn't realize it at the time, but when Black Glasses woke up the next day, I felt dry and itchy in my throat, and when I spoke, it seemed like there was phlegm rolling in my throat, so I realized how powerful this chili was.He was afraid that Xie Yuhua would take the opportunity to laugh at him, so he restrained himself from making a sound.

They said they wanted to avoid the morning rush hour, so they set off before dawn. They sat in a very crowded and dilapidated minivan and headed for Mount Siguniang with bumps and bumps all the way.Black Glasses joked in a hoarse voice, I thought it was a big family to go to Jiajiaojia, but who knew that the outfit was worse than when I was doing it alone.

Xie Yuhua glanced at him, then sneered, "Master Hei, do you want me to find eight sedan chairs to carry you in, preferably with a police car in front of you?"

Oh, that's too grand, I dare not take it for granted.

So at this point, no one spoke anymore, got up too early, ate greasy food last night, and turned around on this winding mountain road, everyone's face was not very good.

Finally, after passing a mountain peak, I gradually saw the red sun breaking through the clouds from the opposite mountain top.The golden glow smudges through the layers of fish-scale clouds, and the wide field of vision refreshes the whole body and mind.The man who drove the car warmly introduced that there are basically no Han people here, only the indigenous Qiang people. The sky is high and the emperor is far away.

So they stopped in a relatively open and flat area, got out of the car to rest, and flex their muscles.

Just now, the black glasses were disturbed by the mixed smell of plastic and gasoline in the car. After getting out of the car, a fresh cold wind blew in front of him, and his mind immediately cleared up a lot.As he walked forward, he looked at the surrounding scenery casually. This place seemed to be a small village, completely isolated from the outside world. In the early morning, only a few villagers were cooking in front of the house, watching with guarded eyes. With them these uninvited guests.The black glasses were blown comfortably by the wind, and he smiled, wanting to say hello to show his friendliness, but he opened his mouth, and a mouthful of phlegm that he had been holding back since morning rolled out, he felt that he couldn't help it, and instinctively turned his head to cough—uh , Fortunately, spit in the fire, clean.

At this time, the nearest villager suddenly opened his eyes wide, with an expression of extreme anger and panic on his face, and then jumped up, shouting incomprehensible local dialect, and ran towards the village gesticulating.Once the word was passed on, all the villagers who were active outside began to shout.A stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the whole village was blown up from the tranquility of the morning in an instant.

The black glasses couldn't see well, there were already a dozen strong men aggressively surrounding him, and there were also many tough-looking women shouting outside.

Before Xie Yuhua could understand what had happened, Xiao Ruan leaned over with a solemn expression, and said in a low voice, "It's a serious matter, the head of the house."

The black glasses were surrounded by a group of angry people, and the ears were full of chirping and unintelligible birdsong. He had not slept enough and had low blood pressure, and now he started to have a headache.Just as he felt the unknown fire in his heart start to surge up, he saw Xie Yuhua standing not far away in a blink of an eye, with a face full of confusion, and a pair of eyes staring at him intently.The black glasses calmed down instantly.He crossed his arms calmly, looked at so many angry faces around him with a smile, and waited to see what they would do next.

The Sichuan guy driving the car had dealt with the Qiang people, he smiled and asked a few words, and then he came back and said to Xie Yuhua, "Boss, they said it was black... Sir, they stained their holy flame." That guy is not easy to mess with black glasses It seems that the word "blind man" still didn't come out, and used honorifics instead.

"Ah?" Xie Yuhua was confused.Although I heard that the Qiang people have some very strange beliefs, but what about defilement of the holy flame...they didn't get off the car for 3 minutes?Could it be that the blind man drank too much water in the morning and went to put out other people's fires as a prank? !

"They said that Mr. Hei spit into their fire." The guy asked a few more words and ran back.

... Xie Yuhua thought, why did this blind man go crazy so early in the morning.

"Then, what are they going to do now?" Xie Yuhua thought that solving the problem quickly was the key.

The Sichuan guy ran over and chatted for a long time, with an unpredictable expression on his face, he ran back and said: "They say that the holy fire can keep the village in good weather, women will have more children, and livestock will flourish; if someone disrespects the holy fire At the least, the village has no crops, the livestock suffers from sudden illness, and at the worst, it is caused by natural and man-made disasters, and the homeland is not guaranteed.”

...What is this mess?The People's Republic of China has been established for 50 years, and there are still such nonsense.But the current situation is that a scholar meets a soldier, and he is neither the Jade Emperor nor a shaman. There is really no way to deal with natural disasters and man-made disasters-does the blind man have to break here?

When he saw the black glasses in the crowd with arms folded, as if he had nothing to do with himself, he felt angry, but if he really left him alone, then...

Xie Yuhua sighed, forget it, fortunately there is one thing, these people always recognize it.

About an hour later, the sky was already bright, and it was almost two hours later than their scheduled time to enter the mountain.

"Master Hua'er is really generous and generous." The black glasses applauded cheerfully while clapping his hands.

"..." Xie Yuhua was so angry that she didn't want to talk to him.

"Cough... Lord, let's talk about Mr. Hei later, let's find a way to deal with these sheep now!" Xiao Ruan's huge body was pitifully locked in a corner of the bun, seeping through the gap of the car window. Into the thick mutton, mutton, and sheep feces smell.

If you zoom out the camera, now Xie Yuhua's car is surrounded by a very spectacular team.Hundreds of fat sheep, fattened up all winter, lazily surrounded the cart.The mountain road was originally difficult to drive, but now it is even more difficult to walk, and if you are not careful, you will be led away by the sheep, and you can hardly move.The man driving the car looked at the large piece of white wool in front of him, and he heard bleats and bleats one after another. He really had to go all out to ensure that he didn't drive the car into the ditch.

Those Qiang people unexpectedly talked about the principle. After receiving the money, they must give them the sheep, even if they don't want it.Seeing so many living creatures crowded in front of her, Xie Yuhua felt a headache to death.He was annoyed by the sheep shouting and sheep show, so he got angry at the black glasses, "Can you be more careful in the future? You said how experienced you are, why did you find trouble for me the first time you came out!"

The black glasses acted like the spring breeze was blowing on his face, and said with a smile: "I said that I have rich experience with zongzi, but I really can't get along with people. People are much more difficult to deal with than zongzi. He leaned closer to understand Yuhua's flushed face: "I said Hua Son, did you look at me with earnest eyes just now, were you worried about me, or worried that I would chug all those people? "

Xie Yuhua was stunned for a moment, and didn't know how to answer for a moment.

So the black glasses sat up straight and went back, and said with a smile: "Please don't worry, Little Ninth Master, now I'm a member of Xie's family, and I will never do anything to cause trouble for the master. This time it's my fault, let the master pay for it."

It was the first time that Xie Yuhua saw a formal apology from the black glasses, and Xie Yuhua felt a little sorry, so she could only cover up in an official tone: "The money issue is not a problem, anyway, it is on your head. You are the most expensive guy I signed. Your life is the property of the Xie family, I will not let my things be taken away and ruined. The Qiang people’s residence has not yet passed, so be careful, I don’t want to kill a general before entering the mountain. "

The man driving the car carefully interrupted: "Boss, sir, you will teach me a lesson in the future. Now if we don't think about how to deal with these sheep, we won't be able to enter the mountain even after dark?"

Xie Yuhua was sulking in the car, and when he opened the window, a wave of goats rushed towards his face, and his black eyes sneezed behind him.It was the first time for Xie Yuhua to see so many live sheep. At first, she was annoyed. Now that she saw them closely, she suddenly felt that the animals were quite cute.

"Boss, be careful. This sheep looks docile, but it's actually fierce. It can bite your hand into a big blood hole." Xiao Ruan reminded.

Xie Yuhua looked past the layers of sheep and saw that the winding mountain road was not very wide. One side was close to the mountain wall, and the other side was a sloping hillside extending into the bottom of the valley.Suddenly his eyes lit up, he pushed open the car door and jumped down, shouting: "Stop! Stop!—Get down for me!"

The driver didn't expect him to jump out of the car suddenly, and slammed on the brakes. The sheep behind bumped into him, shaking everyone in the car, and there were bleating sounds one after another.

Xie Yuhua pulled to the back of the flock, with an excited look on his face, and gave orders to the three confused people who got out of the car: "You surround the flock of sheep from three directions. Get to the bottom of the valley."

"Huh??" Xiao Ruan was dumbfounded.

"Master Hua'er, God has the virtue of loving life." The black-eyed man said with a smile.

Xie Yuhua said: "What are you worrying about? These sheep are amazing. They climb mountains and ridges, and their skills are stronger than yours. They can't be killed by this small hill. Stop talking and stand over there."

So the three of them had no choice but to steal from three sides obediently under the command of the childlike owner, forcing the flock to the edge of the cliff.

"One, two, three!—Start!" Xie Yuhua jumped onto a big rock and could see clearly.

"Oh--xi! Oh-xi! Oh-xi!!——" Xiao Ruan waved her two thick arms vigorously, as if chasing chickens.

The driving guy chased and intercepted all the sheep that strayed.