[Wei Yong] Looking for Lilia

Easter egg one

"Professor Nikiforov gets a new car, and it seriously affects a friendship"

"Hey Goki~"

Georgi Popovich buried his head in the hill-like books and materials, and raised his head to glance at the person who came.

"what do you want?"

"My new car has arrived," replied Professor Nikiforov. "Would you like to see it? Come on - she's gorgeous." The urgency to show off is all over his face, Bobo Vicky had to follow him to the parking lot.

"Which one is this?" he asked as they walked down the road, the July sun hot on the backs of their necks.

Victor held out three fingers, his expression somewhat helpless.

"Can you still get car insurance?"

"Umm, uh, it's hard," Victor said. "Ah, where is she—pretty?"

A sports car was parked in Professor Nikiforov's parking space. The fiery red shell shone proudly in the scorching sun. The assistant professor of the Department of Philosophy, who was struggling financially, swallowed.

"It feels like you and I don't get a salary from the same school." He muttered, "She's so beautiful...wait a minute," his eyes sharpened, "What's that on the rearview mirror?" He squinted The eyes distinguished, and the next second, the anger of being betrayed filled Mr. Popovich's eyes. "Is that a stormtrooper charm you traitor?"

"Now that you've said it," Victor replied, as if the friendship with Mr. Popovich to watch the "Star Trek" movie premiere three times at night suddenly became worthless, he reached into his suit pocket and fumbled, " Do you want to go for a drive?"

"No!" Popovich yelled. "Even if I was dead, I wouldn't set foot in this evil Star Wars base... what the hell?!" He stared dumbfounded at Nikiforov The car keys he pulled out of his pocket—and the dozen or so plush pendants hanging from them, packed together in layers that looked like giant piles of hairy grapes.

"Oh! You said this?" Nikiforov exclaimed in a tone of feigned surprise, as if he hadn't been waiting for this moment. "It's no big deal, my boyfriend caught me, yes , I have a boyfriend—no big deal." Despite saying "no big deal," it seemed to Popovich that his expression was telling the exact opposite: Victor clutching a handful of Plush toys, eyes full of love, as if an eight-year-old girl got her first cat, he looked at the car keys with joy, and then at Popovich-"Nothing, nothing, yes, my boyfriend is very good at scratching baby."

Popovich—a man who can't grab a baby and is in his fourth lovelorn—takes a deep breath.

Don't hit him in the face don't hit him in the face.he said to himself.This kid is the real Jason Bourne - he'll smash your beautiful skull.

"So you're fucking in a relationship," Popovich says, forcing a very forced smile, and Victor nods at him.

"That's right," he said, "How about it?" He leaned closer to Popovich, whispering as if to tell a secret, "Come to dinner with us, and I can let him help you catch that one you've always wanted Pokemon toys. Think about it."

"I don't want your boyfriend's help!" Popovich tried hard to defend his dignity, "My student Guanghong knows such a person, that guy is the real 'God of Crane Machine'..." He stopped, Because the smile on Victor's face deepened.

"Well, I'm sure this talent is 'one in a hundred'." He said meaningfully. "Do you understand what I mean..."

Popovich looked at him, and took a breath for a long while.

"You son of a bitch!" he exclaimed, full of admiration, putting the "stormtrooper incident" behind him, "you're fucking dating the King of Crane Machines!"

"It's nothing to brag about," Victor said modestly, but the smile on his face was almost gone, "It's okay, it's okay—it's just that he's only catching dolls for me from now on—it's no big deal, shhh— —By the way, did I tell you he was my first love? So how about I have dinner at that sushi restaurant?"

"Okay, okay," Popovich said in a trance, "Hey, do you know what we should do? We should call Chris! He knows about this...do you... you son of a bitch." Victor's face The expression on his face turned into pity, and Popovich immediately realized the truth, "You have already told him! You tell him first!"

"To be fair," Victor said hastily, "he found out. I didn't put him in the plan at first. I only asked Yang JJ and Leo and a young man in their dance troupe that I didn't talk to. Do me a favor—don’t like sushi? How about Italian food?”

Popovich was furious.

"You are dead to me." After he finished speaking, he turned around and left in a hurry.

"At 07:30 p.m., at the sushi restaurant in Via San Pollini!" Victor yelled after him, "Don't be late, dress normally - who am I kidding - borrow a normal suit! I don't want Make him think my friends are freaks..."

Popovich answered with two middle fingers, "I'll go to you bastard!" Popovich said loudly, "but you better remember to lend me your car for that college fraternity! There's this A girl called Ania I really want to..."

Victor smiled and waved him goodbye.Then he took out his vibrating phone.

"Hey darling—" he said, "Of course he'll come... oh no way, he won't dislike you... Hey I just heard a legend about the 'King of Crane Machines' today, wait I'll tell you later...do you have something to do this afternoon?...that's great! go for frozen yogurt?"

- Easter egg [-] -

"Remember an extraordinary pre-wedding rehearsal dinner"

In a small wooden hut, several heavily armed men sat on small wooden cards, looking up at their leader.

JJ: "It's about time."

JJ: "Gentlemen, I like war!"

JJ: "One day, when our hair is all gray and our teeth are all gone, you know there is one thing that will never leave us, what is that?"

JJ: "Kudos! Knowing that we kicked the enemy's ass so hard in the '[-]rd Paintball Shootout & Leroy/Young Rehearsal Dinner'! Now you're going to charge, you're going to charge and put those girls You and the traitors wiped out not a single one left! You will make me proud!"

Leo: "That...wasn't trying to interrupt something, JJ, I mean... isn't the opposite team consisting of your fiancée and her bridesmaid?"

JJ: "Say 'report' before you speak, Private! Don't call me JJ, call me Lieutenant Colonel Leroy!"

JJ: "Yeah, the lead is my bride, that's why you're going to kill them all! I'm going to let her taste the loss and watch me bask in the victory! Then we'll get married and have lots of kids , happy forever! Among all of you, do you know who I am most optimistic about?"

His eyes drifted across the helmeted faces, Leo, Seungji, Georgi, Phichit, and Yuuri staring blankly at him.

Phichit: "Uh, according to past records... yourself?"

JJ: "Wrong!"

He grabs Yuuri's bulletproof vest and lifts him up.Yuuri clutches a heavy sniper paintball gun and looks overwhelmed.

Yuuri: "Uh...thank you for your trust?"

JJ: "Do you know why I like you?"

Yuuri rolled his eyes.

Yuuri: "(impatient) Okay, I get it, I'm addicted to Overwatch, you guys made it very clear in the last intervention..."

Phichit: "(whispers) He actually thinks we have a problem with him because he 'likes playing games too much'... Does he not listen to us at all or something?"

Leo: "Dude, the last time we had an intervention meeting for you was because you always cheated on us...Your boyfriend's text messages can wait a few minutes before replying!"

Seungji: "It's okay to mute the voice when necessary."

Yuuri: "But if I mute the mic, I can't hear you guys, so how can I tell where you are?"

Chengji: "..."

Leo: "..."

Phichit: "Good luck, Colonel Leroy!"

JJ: "Leave them alone, I believe in you, you'll kill all those girls and sissies."

Leo: "Hey! Guanghong is still on that team!"

Seungji: "And my girlfriend."

Phichit: "And Mira - considering she is the opponent's main force..."

Georgi: "So... nobody cares about Chris, do they?"

Everyone snorted at Chris because that guy was weaker than a grape.

JJ: "Do you see why I like you, Private Katsuki? You're the only one who doesn't have a physical relationship with your opponent."

Yuuri: "...that's because you let my boyfriend sit on the bench...why can't you let Victor play with you?"

JJ: "Because that wouldn't be fair game, no matter which side he's on, the other side loses - any of you have an issue?"

Georgi: "I would say 'yes', but that stuff is really scary..."

At the same time, in the cabin at the other end of the field.

Yang: "My gentlemen..."

Mira: "Okay, we know, just kill all the men."

Guanghong and Chris moved a little away in horror.

Yang: "Think of all the times you're being told 'you're fatter'! It's time for women to rise! Also, thanks to JJ's stupidity, he benched Victor, so the rest of us are Spicy chicken!"

Meera: "You know you're talking about your fiancé and witnesses, right?"

15 minutes later

off-site, lounge

A tall, silver-haired man was sitting in front of the huge glass window, eating ice cream with resentment on his face.

Staff: "How are you bro? Didn't play well? Did you 'die' so soon?"

Victor: "...oh, they won't let me play."

Staff: "Got it, you suck?"

Victor: "On the contrary, I believe the exact words of the guy who kicked me out were 'we can't take you, or it's not fair game'."

The two of them were quiet for a while, and in the field outside the window, Leo and Chengji drove Chris around.

Staff: "I thought you guys were 'Groom Team' and 'Bride Team'? Why do I see boys beating boys?"

Victor: "Because if the two of them don't join the bridal team, the bridal team will have too few people... and the bride deliberately chose two people who are similar to each other in order to show her confidence."

Staff member: "So...the bride team has a good chance of winning, isn't it?"

Victor: "Oh no, that's impossible, the groom team will win."

Victor: "Because my boyfriend is on that team, I'm not bragging, he..."

Katsuki Yuuri appeared in the waiting room, his chest covered in pink paintball marks, his helmet tucked under his arm.

Victor: "...Hey, look at this."

Victor: "It's my boyfriend... what happened?"

Yuuri: "I'm dead, isn't that obvious?"

Victor looked at the "scars" on his chest, they showed that he didn't seem to be trying to hide at all.Victor laughed.

Victor: "(Squints eyes) Yuuri—did you commit suicide?"

Yuuri: "...No. I just... 'accidentally' appeared on an 'easy to be seen' platform. Are you eating ice cream?"

Victor: "You just committed suicide!...Are you here to accompany me?"

He grinned, unable to hide a smug smile.

Yuuri's ears turned red.Victor scooped a scoop of ice cream and brought it to his mouth, and he opened his mouth to eat it.

Yuuri: "Told you I was dead... made a small mistake."

That's when JJ and Georgi scurry past the window, Mira chasing them with a heavy rocket on their shoulders.

JJ: "I'm going to kill Yuuri Katsuki!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Victor: "..."

Yuuri: "..."

Victor: "The one-on-one practice field is empty, let's play a game?"

Yuuri: "Of course!

Easter egg three

"Why We Save"

Victor is sitting at the dining table, drinking a cup of coffee with a stack of documents in front of him.The bedroom door behind him opens, and Yuuri appears yawning.

Yuuri: "Morning... what are you doing?"

He rubbed his eyes, and the diamond ring on his hand glistened.

Victor: "Good morning dear, please sit down."

Yuuri: "Ah- sleepy- what are you doing?"

Victor: "Since we're engaged now—I think I need to let you know about my financial situation, sit."

Yuuri: "... can't I have some toast first... what is this?"

Victor: "This is my estate, manor and land, and ownership of a small island - nice place, don't really like the bugs there - house, another house, a house by the sea, another by the sea The house . . . is here."

Yuuri: "...=mouth="

Victor: "And cars, art and jewelry..."

Victor: "Here are some stocks, options and funds."

Victor: "Bank accounts, credit cards, and payroll cards."

Yong opened the top bank statement with trembling hands, gasping as he counted the number of zeros before the decimal point.

Yuuri: "(Weak) How come you live in Hasezu...why don't you live in Beverly Hills?"

Victor: "Oh, you like it there? Then we can buy a house, but let me say first—I'm not going to the housewives party, I'll leave it to you."

Yuuri: "..."

Yuuri flipped through those huge wealth certificates with little interest. He knew that the Nikiforov family was rich, but he didn't expect to be so rich.

Yuuri: "Are you from the Russian royal family?"

Victor: "...Yuuri, the Russian royal family is dead in the revolution."

Yuuri: "..."

Victor: "What's wrong?"

Yuuri looked down, looking disappointed.

Yuuri: "It's okay..."

Yuuri: "I just feel... ah... what am I saving money for..."

Victor: "Wait a minute...do you have any savings? Show me!"

Yuuri: "No! It's too embarrassing."

Victor: "Show me..."

Yuuri: "No no no no no no..."

Victor stood up.

Victor: "I'll find it, you know."

Yuuri also stood up.

Yuuri: "...how dare you!"

The two of them quickly launched an offensive and defensive battle in the room.

Victor: "Aha! Found it! Proof of deposit!"

He raised his hand out of Yuuri's reach.

Yuuri: "Give me back...give me back!"

Victor: "Whoa! So much... how do you save so much money?"

Yuuri's face flushed red.

Yuuri: "It's only 1 yuan..."

Yuuri: "I don't have much money to spend, and Phichit and I have rent control in our apartment."

Yuuri: "Dad gave me some money when I graduated..."

Victor: "But still... why are you saving money?"

Yuuri jumped up and snatched the certificate of deposit from Victor's upraised hand.He quickly squeezed out the word "wedding" through his teeth.

Victor stood there for 2 minutes.

Victor: "(excited) Yuuri? Are you saving for the wedding?"

Victor: "Were you going to propose to me?"

Victor: "Did you buy the ring, show it to me."

Victor: "What kind of wedding do you want? Indoor or outdoor?"

Victor: "How about taking an Enterprise as a wedding venue?"

Yuuri's face was about to steam, and Victor kept asking him while hugging him.

Yuuri: "Okay, you go away!"

Yuuri: "Go away, it's hot!"

Victor: "Where's the ring? Show me the ring!"

Yuuri: "Go away! . . . in the sock drawer."

Yuuri: "Stop laughing!"

Yuuri: "I want breakfast!"

Easter egg four

Exclusive Wedding Video of Phichit and Chris

Chris is holding a VCR and his face is in the shot.

Chris: "Hi kids~ I'm Uncle Chris, and it's the second day of your parents' wedding—they're in the restaurant."

Victor: "...Morning... Are you two still recording?"

Phichit: "It's for the kids! When they want to know in 20 years, you'll thank us."

Victor is seated and Yuuri goes to the counter to get food, both of them looking tired.

Chris: "So~ how was last night?"

Victor: "I thought you said it was for kids."

Chris: "Yes, so try to answer PG13."

Victor: "...sore."

Chris and Phichit smiled knowingly.

Phichit: "That's amazing!"

Victor: "(Weakly) It's not what you think... Last night... After I carried Yuuri into the room, he said he could carry me too..."

Chris: "Wow, that's exciting."

Victor: "And then I don't know what happened, anyway, the next thing I know, we started an arm wrestling match..."

Chris: "..."

Phichit: "..."

Victor: "The rest of the night is spent arm wrestling."

Phichit: "Wow, and people say 'romance is dead'."

Chris: "So what happened, who won?"

Yuuri returned to the table.

Victor: "Honey? They asked you who won."

Yuuri: "..."

Yuuri: "(Indifference) arm wrestling is a stupid sport."

Yuuri: "I don't want to talk about it."

Victor laughed, put his arm around Yuuri's shoulder and kissed him on the forehead.

Victor: "And then there's still a little time, we did something else..."

Chris: "...cut, I told you PG13!"