You are so beautiful

Mei Xianghao is the lord of the mountain, and the mountains are full of cold plums, which fits his surname, but his real name is not dared to be mentioned by ordinary people, so the world only knows the lord of Meishan, but not Mei Xianghao.

Mei Xiang’s good mountain is called Meiyan Mountain. It got its name because it looks like a person’s eyebrows when viewed from a distance when it is foggy. Mountain.Just because, that Mei Shanzhu is really a beautiful person.

At that time, martial arts disputes continued, the position of the leader was vacant, and all forces were eyeing each other. There were four major sects establishing strongholds in the four directions of southeast, southeast, northwest, and Meiyan Mountain faced the southeast and the back faced the northwest. It was an embarrassing and just right position.Therefore, in order to consolidate their power, the four sects wanted to recruit Master Meishan as their ally.So Sui Yiba left the mountain.

Sui Yiba is just as his name suggests, he does everything casually, dresses casually, eats casually, lives casually, handles weapons casually, most importantly, makes friends very casually, Whether it is a trafficker or a royal family member, he can make friends with him. It can be said that his popularity is so good that it is outrageous.Therefore, Sui Yiba is very, very poor, a very, very powerful but very, very poor martial arts master.You said that it costs money to make friends, right? Today Zhang San invites you to dinner, tomorrow you invite Zhang San to drink, the day after tomorrow Li Si invites you to play cards, and the day after tomorrow you invite Li Si to go to the flower house, so you come and go, two and three , Sui Yiba is really poor to death.

On this day, the head of the East Gate held a big banquet for Yiba to have a good meal. After finishing the matter, he followed Yiba with a smile and talked.

"Follow me brother, you see, we have known each other for many years, and I know that you value love and righteousness, and you are a rare sword master..."

"..." It's really embarrassing to say this, Sui Yiba's knife, yes, he is a master of knife use, but his knife is a firewood knife, a poor person can't even afford a knife, only A knife master who can pick up a wood chopping knife and use it, really wants to laugh out the big teeth of the world.

But the embarrassing atmosphere only froze for a moment, and Sui Yiba waved his hand casually, breaking the embarrassment: "I'm overwhelmed, I'm overwhelmed, if the sect master needs help with anything, just ask, I will do my best to help you!" The door master solves problems."

"Really?" The master of the east gate was overjoyed.

"Seriously." Sui Yiba.

"Okay!" The master of the east gate slammed the table, "Come here, escort the hero to Meiyan Mountain immediately."

"..." Sui Yiba.

So Sui Yiba went to the legendary Meiyan Mountain as a lobbyist of the Dongmen School.

Mei Xianghao has two right-hand assistants, one named Jia, B, Bing Ding, and the other named Yi Er San Si. , Meiyan Mountain is well taken care of, and Mei is well taken care of, so Mei thinks that she just needs to be in charge of sitting on the domineering place, resting her chin on one hand, and then she can go to sleep.

A, B, C, and D: "Follow the hero, what is the value of the hero's visit to the humble house?"

Sui Yiba: "I have something to say to you mountain masters."

A, B, B, D: "Just tell me."

Sui Yiba: "I want to talk to him alone."

A, B, C, and D: "The owner of the mountain is listening."

"..." Sui Yiba looked up at Master Meishan, who was sleeping soundly with his chin resting on his back, sighed, and said, "Master Dongmen wants to invite Master Meishan to dinner."

A, B, B, D: "The owner of the mountain only eats the meals I prepare."

Sui Yiba: "The food at the master's house in the East Gate is absolutely delicious, I just tried it."

A, B, B, D: "So what, the world is full of gourmet food, should our mountain masters still eat one by one? Wouldn't that be exhausting?"

Suiyi Eight: "..."

Sui Yiba thought of another way.

"Master Dongmen wants to invite Master Meishan to drink."

A, B, B, D: "Our mountain master doesn't drink alcohol."

Sui Yiba: "Why don't you drink?"

A, B, B, Ding were a little contemptuous: "He pours just one cup."

Sui Yiba's heart ached, and he said again: "Then the master of the east gate invites the master of Meishan to play cards."

A, B, C, D: "He loses every bet."

Sui Yiba: "Ask him to go to the Flower House?"

A, B, B, D: "He is so gorgeous."

"..."

Sui Yiba quickly went down the mountain without even drinking a cup of tea.

As soon as he saw the East Gate Master who was eagerly looking forward to, Sui Yiba held his sign language and said earnestly: "Sect Master, the rumors in the market cannot be taken seriously, then the Meishan Master has a false name and cannot be used by you."

The master of the east gate turned pale with shock: "Follow me, how do you say that?"

Sui Yiba: "He doesn't go to banquets, doesn't know how to drink, and doesn't even know how to play cards."

The master of the east gate was heartbroken: "Really?"

Sui Yiba: "It's absolutely true, what's even more frightening is that he...he..."

The master of the east gate still struggled with a glimmer of hope: "How is he?"

Suiyi Eighth: "He can't speak humanely."

East Gate Master: "..."

Deputy Wu behind the master of the east gate: "..."

Daxia Qi next to Deputy Wu: "..."

Junior Brother Nie behind Daxia Qi: "..."

The house is full of "..."

The ancients did not deceive me, people sat at home, and rumors were flying everywhere.

Since the Suiyi Bayi Gu Meiyan Mountain, Mei Xianghao's name has once again shocked the world, but this time it is a very difficult and inexplicable stalk.

Inhumane.

When Mei Xianghao heard the news, he was trying out his new weapon, a Xuanji fan.

After listening, Mei thought about it and decided to go down the mountain.

A, B, C, and D quickly caught a flying pigeon and sent a message to Yi Er San Si who was working hard outside.

The content of the letter: "The owner of the mountain is coming out of the mountain, please take care."

After receiving the letter, Yi Er San Si hurriedly ordered the servants of the sub-village to clean the courtyard, not even a single fallen leaf, new tea and utensils, lanterns on every eaves, and new bedding and quilts. , spotless.Cooks should be cooks from the south of the Yangtze River, and the spices and clothes are also particular about each other.Even the traveling carriage and the groom must be carefully arranged.

Hey, what annoyance.

Only at this moment can Yi Er San Si feel the hard work and hardship of A, B, C and D year after year and day after day.

However, after Yi Ersansi made a fuss, he found that his mountain master hadn't come.

His mountain lord was straightforward after he came down the mountain, and went directly to chase and kill Sui Yiba.

But as I said before, Sui Yiba is very casual, and martial arts are not casual at all. Even if the poor can only use a hatchet, it is still a hatchet that cannot be underestimated.The two fought for three days and three nights, and the outcome was close, but Sui Yiba was very hungry, so Sui Yiba ran away.

How could the arrogant Meishan Lord let him go so easily, so he chased after him, Sui Yiba's sword technique was good, but his lightness kung fu was too poor, when he flew over a cliff, he fainted from hunger halfway and fell into the cliff.

Mei Shan decided to take revenge with his own hands, how could Sui Yiba's life be buried in a mere cliff, so he rescued him, but he didn't expect that there was a village on the hillside of the cliff, with bandits No. [-] in it, known as the hero's village.They are all murderous characters, Mei Shanzhu and Sui Yiba unfortunately fell into the den of thieves.

Maybe Mei Shanzhu is a little bit more unfortunate. After all, the village owner of Haohanzhai is a generation who has broken his sleeves. When he saw Mei Shanzhu falling from the sky, he thought that God had treated him well and sent him a beautiful girl who had been single for 28 years. The incomprehensible Mrs. Yazhai.

The village owner was overjoyed, he caught the sleeping beauty, and ordered to get married that night.

Later, Sui Yiba, who was awakened by the smell of rice, became good friends with the village master after drinking and eating. Look, look at Sui Yiba, making friends has never been so easy.

Compared with Mei Shanzhu's one-cup pour, Sui Yiba can claim that he is not drunk for a thousand cups. During the banquet, he exchanged cups with the village master, and he became an inseparable friend. He also knew the secret hidden in the cliff. The entire village is actually scattered soldiers of the imperial court. The situation is uncertain, and the position of the leader is vacant. Not only are the four sects eyeing it, but even the imperial court wants to get involved.

Sui Yiba has the world in his heart, so he drank an extra glass, and he should respect this troubled world.

During the banquet, Sui Yiba said to the head of the village: "Brother Piao, since you and I are destined to be friends, I would like to advise you that although the head of Meishan is beautiful and incomparable, he is not humane, and you will be a widow if you marry him... ..."

"..." The village owner named Gu Piao looked at Sui Yiba seriously.

The atmosphere became awkward for a while, but Sui Yiba quickly changed his words, "It's also... I can't have fun, it's better to let him go and be friends with each other."

Gu Piao thought about it seriously: "Brother Sui is serious?"

Suiyi Eighth: "It's absolutely true."

Gu Piao suddenly realized and nodded: "It turns out that the inhumane Meishan Lord that has been widely rumored in the world recently is him."

Sui Yiba: "Ahem."

Gu Piao waved his hand: "Come here, please come up with Master Meishan."

In less than half a moment, two minions came up, one on the left and the other on the right. Mei Shanzhu had already woken up, but he seemed to have tried too hard to save Sui Yiba who had fallen off the cliff and was attacked by the bandits on the mountainside, so that Suffering from internal injuries, red lips are filled with blood again, it is really beautiful.

Sui Yiba and Gu Piao coincidentally said in their hearts: "It's a pity, it's a pity."

After inviting Master Meishan to his seat, Gu Piao asked, "Your Excellency is the famous Master Meishan of Meiyan Mountain?"

Mei Xiang took a good look at Sui Yiba who was drinking with guilt, and nodded.

Gu Piao asked again: "I don't know how the Master Meishan eats?"

"Half a bowl of snacks."

Gu Piao frowned, and asked again: "How is your drinking capacity?"

"Too strong to drink."

Gu Piao frowned again, then turned to Sui Yiba and said, "Brother Sui, I also advise you, this friend is not good for you."

Sui Yiba: "Hehehe."

Lord Meishan: "..."

Gu Piao waved his big hand again: "I don't eat enough, and I don't know how to drink. It's inhumane to grow up like this. Take it down and lock it up."

So our glamorous and glamorous Lord Meishan was once again humiliated because of Yiba.

Mei Shanzhu was so angry that he vomited blood.

If this revenge is not reported, it is not the owner of the mountain.

Before leaving, Shanzhu took a meaningful look at Sui Yiba.

Sui Yiba's heart trembled slightly, and he quickly forgot about it, and continued to drink with the bold village owner.

After resting in Haohanzhai for three days, Sui Yiba was full of wine and food, so he wanted to say goodbye to Gu Piao, but he didn't want Gu Piao to let him go, so he persuaded Sui Yiba to stay in the village and do a big thing with his brothers .

That big event is to participate in the martial arts conference and elect a new leader.

Sui Yiba weighed the situation and agreed.Another advantage of him is the key to his excellent popularity, and those who know current affairs are outstanding.

That night, Sui Yiba was taking a bath.

As mentioned earlier, Sui Yiba was very poor, so he rarely took a bath and changed clothes, but under the warm hospitality of the village owner, Gu Piao, Sui Yiba had no choice but to take this bath.

Maybe it's because I haven't washed it for a long time, and there is a thick layer of dirt on my body. Sui Yiba has not washed it with a bucket of water. He didn't want to wash it at first, but there was a person staring at him, so he had to be tough. Scalp asked the man to fetch water again, and when the man went out to fetch water, a fan rested on Sui Yiba's neck.

Xuanji fan.

Sui Yiba knows who is behind him without looking back.

"Master Meishan is really good, so many people can't look down on you. I wanted to take a bath before saving you."

"Get up." Master Mei Shan ignored what he said, and only ordered concisely.

So Sui Yiba stood up slowly while clutching the bird, and when the cold wind blew, goose bumps all over his body.Just as Sui Yiba was about to turn around, there was a sudden slap, and the man slapped him on the buttocks.

The atmosphere became awkward, but Sui Yiba didn't know what to say.Now he is under the control of others.

"Don't move, I'll bleed your neck if you move it." Master Mei Shan said coldly behind him, and he pressed the Xuanji fan hard, without touching Sui Yiba, he could feel the blood gurgling.

So Sui Yiba was obedient and didn't move any more, even though his buttocks were always painful from needle pricks later, it was painful and numb, Sui Yiba knew that the man was embroidering on his buttocks even if he didn't turn around to look .

What kind of flowers to embroider, a Samuume.

The branches are in the cracks, and the flowers are blooming on the waist.

Suiyi grabbed the ground with his head and dropped the bronze mirror in his hand.

That was after Master Meishan finished embroidering flowers and left.

Random thought, he can be friends with anyone in the world, everyone, but he can't be friends with the Mei Shanzhu, only an enemy.

Master Meishan was really ingenious, and returned this shame and humiliation to Sui Yiba so easily.

Afterwards, after Sui Yiba finished buffering from the shame and humiliation, and wanted to seek revenge from Lord Meishan, he found that the hero village had no leader. A knife, a hatchet.

The minion who was carried by Suiyibazhi to fetch water claimed that he was knocked out from behind when he just went out, and the only person behind him at that time was Suiyiba.

That night in Haohan Village was very lively, perhaps Sui Yiba had never fought so long and killed so many people in a long time.

No one is willing to listen to his explanation, and of course it is impossible for him to say that during that time he was being kidnapped and had plum blossoms embroidered on his buttocks, so he was the murderer, and the children of the village attacked him in groups, wanting to avenge the owner of the village.

Suiyi killed eight people who lived overnight, and destroyed a village hidden in the deep mountains.

But since then, he discovered that he was hunted down by a group of mysterious people.

Also after that, the martial arts conference was held smoothly, and the one who won the martial arts leader was actually the master of Dongmen, and the one who assisted him was the master of Meiyan Mountain.

Suiyi Ba faintly felt that his casual and unrestrained life had come to an end.

It was one day three months after the dust of the martial arts conference had settled, Sui Yiba suddenly received an invitation card from the Zhao school, the hostess of Ximen, with a few gold characters on the invitation card, "Falling Flower Banquet".

The annual feast of the Nuzhao School, the Falling Blossom Banquet, called the Falling Blossom Banquet, is actually a Flowing Water Feast. The dishes, cups and cups in the banquet are placed in the flowing stream. Going down the stream in the water, whoever scoops up the peach petals in the cup can give questions to everyone present. The difficulty of the questions is as you like. To answer the question, except for the questioner, everyone present must drink a glass of wine.

Suiyi has eight good wines, and he also claims that he will never get drunk after a thousand cups. In previous years, the Nuzhao Sect would invite him to the Falling Blossom Banquet, and this year was no exception, so he went to the banquet happily without any precautions.

During the banquet, Sui Yiba's cups can always pick up fallen flowers, and the questions he asks are always answered by someone. He likes to drink too much and doesn't care. During the banquet, he is all drinking, but he doesn't know if he has hit someone else. He didn't know he had fallen into the trap until he was carried down drunk and locked in a dark room.

Sui Yiba was a little puzzled, he and Ye Suqing, the head of the Nuzhao School, had always been on good terms, and the two hadn't had much enmity recently, so how could they be imprisoned in the criminal prison of the Nuzhao School.

"I want to see Master Ye, you go and call her." Suiyi Bachao prison disciple shouted.

Seeing that Sui Yiba was mostly sober from the wine, the guarding disciple came over and said, "The head asked me to ask you, why did you conspire with the head of the east door to be the leader of the martial arts alliance regardless of your feelings?"

Sui Yiba was even more puzzled: "What do you mean by that? How did I conspire with the leader of the East Gate to be the leader of the martial arts alliance?"

The guarding disciple said: "The sect master had expected you to quibble a long time ago. At that time, you were invited to have a meal with the master of the east sect, so you went to Meiyan Mountain to meet the master of Mei Shan for him. Chinese friends have always been casual, even if they go to lobby Master Meishan for him, the other factions will not blame you, everyone sends someone they trust to go to Meiyan Mountain. But you are the first to go, and when you come back, you will say Master Meishan has a false name and can’t do anything. He also lied that the master of the east gate had given up on your persuasion and asked Meishan master to come out and join hands. You have always been popular in the world, everyone believes in you, and everyone takes what you say seriously, but you don’t want to. Turning around, he secretly colluded with the master of the east gate, Meishan master, and won the alliance master's order by surprise at the martial arts conference, it is really despicable and shameless!"

The guarding disciple's words were casual and there is no excuse. He thought about it and said, "Is it the rumor from the Meiyan Mountain that I act like this? You are all deceived, you Hurry up and ask Master Ye to come, and I will explain to her personally."

The guarding disciple seemed to have expected him to say this a long time ago, so he answered immediately: "The master said, if you want to prove your innocence, you can take off your clothes and let us have a look."

Hearing this, Sui Yiba felt miserable, he was caught in a series of tricks.One link after another, it is really a deep scheming.Naturally, he couldn't explain the clothes. Seeing his troubled face, the guarding disciple showed such an expression, and cursed at Sui Yi: "Now you have nothing to quibble, do you? It's a waste of Sect Leader's affection for you!" , after being declined by you, I would still like to make friends with you. I thought you were a person of deep affection and nature, and I didn’t want to be restrained by others, but I didn’t want to be so mean. "

After finishing speaking, he turned around and ignored Sui Yiba.

☆, casually fell into the trap