truth or Dare

"Didn't you come to the compulsory course of architectural history this morning?" Xiao Yaowen took the "Haoliyou" pie next to his hand as usual, and asked Dou Heng, "Why are you here when you are free?"

"Teacher is studying during the holidays. I heard that he will only come back this Thursday. I heard from Lao Qin yesterday that you are crippled. I'm here to visit the 'old, weak, sick and disabled'!"

"Could you please remove the word 'old and weak'?"

For Xiao Yaowen's sudden choking, Dou Heng couldn't help laughing almost every time, but now he couldn't help laughing, and the "no" that he wanted to go back was finally said with a smile.

Xiao Yaowen ignored him, continued to listen to his class, and focused on his own points. Dou Heng just tilted his head to look at him and smiled at him.Seeing Xiao Yaowen pretending to be angry and ignoring him, he became playful and pinched Xiao Yaowen's back with his fingers. While Xiao Yaowen was listening to the class, he kept hitting back with his hands. It's like "Huashan On Sword"!

In the end, Dou Heng sat next to Xiao Yaowen, stretched out his right index finger, tapped lightly on the "[-]th line" between the two, and asked Xiao Yaowen with a pretended serious smile: "Crooked? Crooked? Crooked? I want to ask, kid Xiao Yaowen from Dou Heng’s family, is he still angry?”

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"Hi, hello. Little friend Xiao Yaowen asked me to tell you, first, he is not from Dou Heng's family, and second, he will probably be angry with Dou Heng for eight lifetimes!" Xiao Yaowen knocked on the table with his right index finger bent , while talking.

Dou Heng originally wanted to make fun of him, and wanted to take the opportunity to make Xiao Yaowen happy. Every time the two of them quarreled, as long as he softened like now, Xiao Yaowen would have nothing to do with him.However, most of the time in the past, Xiao Yaowen would be extremely contemptuous of his "feeling cute" tone.The usual reaction is as follows: first laugh without saying a word, and then turn a corner to hurt Dou Heng, "old and unscrupulous", "love to pretend to be pure", "a lot of people are still young at a young age..."

To Dou Heng's surprise, Xiao Yaowen called himself a "little friend" and replied to him today.Although his face was still as expressionless as before, he didn't mean to give in at all, it was purely to deliberately imitate his own way of speaking, and wanted to use this to mock how naive he was...!But he still felt that today's Xiao Yaowen is really not unusual!

Dou Heng was thinking like this, while looking at Xiao Yaowen with great interest.Xiao Yaowen glanced at him out of the corner of his eye, and signaled Dou Heng not to keep looking at him!But after signaling several times, Dou Heng still ignored him and still looked at him majestically.Xiao Yaowen became impatient, so he kept turning his face to tell Dou Heng not to look at him, not to look at him!Xiao Yaowen whispered to Dou Heng several times, don't look at him again!But Dou Heng just didn't listen, just kept looking at him with a smile, Xiao Yaowen's expression became more and more anxious, and finally exploded: "I told you not to watch it! You can try another one! I'll just dig out your eyeballs Come out! Believe it or not?"

After this, the whole class was startled awake, and they all looked at Xiao Yaowen's side. Teacher Ma Yuan on the podium was also choked up by Xiao Yaowen's sudden scolding.Xiao Yaowen was extremely embarrassed, pretended to cough and coughed, looked at his face, wanted to make things right but didn't know how to make things right.Mr. Ma Yuan is a gentlemanly male teacher. He wears a pair of black square-rimmed glasses. He is a bit humorous. He probably wants to smooth things over. He teased Xiao Yaowen and said: "I didn't expect our painting majors to know a little bit about biological anatomy." The knowledge you have learned! Not bad, not bad! There is a future! Remember to make up for the teacher when you have time, medical students, we liberal arts students are the most brain-dead!"

Teacher Ma Yuan habitually spoke with a soft ending, which was a bit like the accent of a foreigner learning Chinese. There were bursts of titters in the class, followed by whispers. Xiao Yaowen knew it without listening, he must be discussing behind his back Me and Dou Heng!The "rotten girls" in the college are the most in their class!

Seeing that the situation in this class was going to be unstoppable, Teacher Ma Yuan pretended to cough casually, and then asked Xiao Yaowen to answer, "What aspects are included in the 'dialectical relationship between matter and consciousness'?" One question, just as Xiao Yaowen took notes, he read it out from the book: "Including the following aspects: ([-]) Matter determines consciousness. From the perspective of the origin of consciousness,..." Little by little, the knowledge points are refined Answer again, the answer is very good, Teacher Ma Yuan was very happy, he found a few words casually, and praised Xiao Yaowen by the way, then let him sit down, and continued the class by himself.

When Xiao Yaowen sat down, he just heard Dou Heng, the little fairy next to him, snickering again. He glared at him, and then pinched his thigh fiercely. Dou Heng let out a "hiss", deeply Taking a breath, he finally commented on Xiao Yaowen with an extremely ferocious expression: "Werewolf!"

After Ma Yuan's class, Xiao Yaowen has no class today, and he plans to go back to catch up on a lazy sleep. For college students, especially college students like Xiao Yaowen, this kind of thing is to sleep out!Dou Heng was extremely speechless about Xiao Yaowen's way of wasting his youth on sleeping, but he still had nothing to do with him. Since he entered university, there has not been a day when this guy has not slept in. When someone checks the class in the morning Sleep in, sleep in when there is no class during the day, sleep in when you come back from writing, and sleep in when you have nothing to do, I feel that Xiao Yaowen has almost spent half of the whole school year of his freshman year time is spent sleeping.

At the beginning of her freshman year, Dou Heng wanted to help Xiao Yaowen get rid of this habit of sleeping in, squandering his youth, and wasting his life, because the dormitory Dou Heng usually lives in is just opposite to Xiao Yaowen’s dormitory on the third floor. So Dou Heng would come down and knock on the door of Xiao Yaowen's dormitory every morning at 7 o'clock to wake him up.At first, Xiao Yaowen promised quite well, "Mmm...umm...umm..." to deal with Dou Heng, after about 10 minutes, he got up by himself, and later, he promised very well, but his body just couldn't get up. Come on, in the end, no matter how much you scream, you can't wake up.

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Over time, Xiao Yaowen didn't have any objections, but Xiao Yaowen's roommates did. In view of Dou Heng's serious bad behavior of disturbing their dormitory people's morning sleep every day, they decided to shoot and kill them, so as to imitate others. Xiao Yaowen and the others in Dou Heng's hands This is how the key to the dormitory was taken back... Xiao Yaowen was there when the dormitory group /batch/dou/Dou Heng was there. , almost dropped my jaw from laughing!In this regard, Comrade Dou Heng’s solution was to deliberately buy the red bean paste bun that Xiao Yaowen didn’t like when he brought buns for breakfast the next day. I!

Xiao Yaowen slept for another whole afternoon until dinner time in the evening.Because his foot injury was still recovering, he didn't bother to go downstairs to eat. Even though the second dining hall was just around the corner after he left the dormitory, he still didn't bother to move. He ordered a takeaway and stared at the oil painting by himself. Flipping through the textbooks, thinking about how to do the homework for the oil painting class in the next three weeks.Suddenly someone knocked on the door, Xiao Yaowen happened to be sleeping next to the door, and opened the door, thinking it was his roommate who didn't bring the key, and didn't see who it was, so he joked and said, "Where are you going today?" Are you fooling around? I have been looking for you for a long time after class, but I can't find it!"

Xiao Yaowen said while flipping through the textbook, but no one came in after opening the door, and he didn't speak. Xiao Yaowen began to wonder: "Why didn't you come in?" Turning his face, it was that very impolite elementary school boy——Cui Yang!He was standing at the door looking at himself. He didn't tie his hair up or wear a peaked cap today. He looked cute with his hair loose!It's just that the clothes on this body are a little strange. The ripped pants and black short sleeves are nothing, but the apron, the sleeves on the hands, and disposable gloves. What's going on?Could it be the new freestyle this year?Rock home style?

Xiao Yaowen looked up and down at his younger brother Cui Yang for about two minutes, but the two of them still didn't talk to each other until finally Xiao Yaowen realized that it was the younger brother who knocked on the door, so he asked the younger brother very considerately: " Cui Yang, right? Why are you dressed like this? Why are you knocking on our door?" The junior student still didn’t speak, Xiao Yaowen felt in his heart that this junior student must be really sick!At this moment, his phone rang, and the takeaway just arrived!He stood up and asked Cui Yang again: "Cui Yang, what are you doing? If there is nothing else, you can go back first, don't just stand here, I'll go get a takeaway first!" Cui Yang passed by, and Cui Yang suddenly grabbed him with his gloved hand, and asked him in a cold tone as always: "Do you have a mop in your dormitory? The color of our dormitory is faded, and you can't mop it clean!"

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Dare to love that this guy is here to borrow a mop?

Evil door!

Xiao Yaowen hurried into the balcony, handed the mop from his dormitory to Cui Yang, and said graciously: "Take it!" Cui Yang nodded, replied "Yes", and then took the mop from Xiao Yaowen's dormitory. The mop returned to his bedroom...

Cui Yang... is... really rude!

Not long after Cui Yang left, Lao Qin and the others came back. When they walked in the door one by one, they touched the chin of their pet Xiao Yaowen. Xiao Yaowen replied one by one: "Go to hell!", "Get lost!" Goodbye, let's go, don't send it off!"

"Hey, Master Xiao is a bit angry today! How's your leg?" Elder Qin brought a barbecue for Xiao Yaowen, and he didn't care if there was still a takeaway on Xiao Yaowen's table, and put the barbecue on Xiao Yaowen as usual On the table, he touched Xiao Yaowen's head, and was very honored to receive Xiao Yaowen's words: "Get lost!"

Qin Rui changed hands directly, and grabbed Xiao Yaowen's neck with both hands: "Little bastard! How dare you be so rebellious! Choke you to death!" For such a situation, Xiao Yaowen's approach was to directly raise his head, and instead grabbed Qin Rui's neck, the two of them Instant tit-for-tat confrontation, as if to strangle the other party to death, Chen Xi, known as "the second beauty of the Academy of Fine Arts", walked past them with a charger, and commented with disgust: "Two psychopaths!"

Hearing this, Xiao Yaowen and Qin Rui immediately let go of their hands, feeling vaguely that the other party is a psychopath, and they should not care about it...Qin Rui asked again: "How is your leg? Last time you called You said you didn’t buy safflower oil, you said you have it, did you apply it on time?”

"Wipe it! I don't know who put the safflower oil on my table! If I want to say thank you, I don't know who to turn to? It must be Dou Heng!" Xiao Yaowen picked up a piece of barbecue tenderloin with chopsticks, and said while eating : "This grilled tenderloin tastes pretty good!"

"You don't even ask him! What if he didn't put it in there!" Qin Rui took a cup of water and asked Xiao Yaowen, "Do you want water?" Xiao Yaowen took out the cup , handed it to Qin Rui, and said: "It's not him! Who else? I was sleepy at that time, but I still knew who went out and who came again! Just by listening to the light steps, I knew it wasn't you Old Qin!"

Qin Rui walked over with Xiao Yaowen's water glass, put it on Xiao Yaowen's head, pretending to pour Xiao Yaowen's water, and cursed involuntarily: "Xiao Yaowen, who are you talking about is not light? I think you have not cleaned up recently. !" After saying that, Qin Rui took down the cup, put the water on Xiao Yaowen's table, and said, "But this Dou Heng is really kind to you! I even suspect that he likes you!"

Xiao Yaowen was taken aback when he heard the words, and then he came to his senses and said, "How is it possible? He has always been a man, and he told me a few days ago that he now has a goal and is still pursuing it..." After finishing speaking, Xiao Yaowen raised his eyebrows at Qin Rui, Xu Yang came over and said strangely: "Hey, 'Beautiful Dou' is going to leave the order? Then the fans of our school will have to cry!"

"I don't know. I heard from him that it doesn't seem to be done yet, but I think it will be soon! As long as his looks don't harm others, he is good. Who else should I chase?" Xiao Yaowen picked up a piece of crab steak and put it in his mouth. Bian said to Xu Yang.

"That's right, who cares about finding a girlfriend, our 'Beautiful Dou' will definitely not worry about it! Right? Beauty Chen?" Xu Yang said, not forgetting to spoil Chen Xi who was in their dormitory.Chen Xi's temperament is actually similar to Dou Heng's, and he belongs to the kind of person who always has a filter no matter how he moves, but Chen Xi is still a little less ostentatious than Dou Heng, there is no way, Some people are born "stage kings". As long as Dou Heng is around, whether in the department or on the stage, Chen Xi can only be willing to be the second.

"Okay, don't always bring me up! This second is not what I want to be, who likes to be the second after a 'big beauty' every day, and when you talk about him, you must take me, just be with the two' even It’s like a body baby!" Chen Xi complained to Xiao Yaowen, and the girlfriend who was video chatting on the tablet started to urge him again, he really didn't have the heart to talk to Xiao Yaowen and the others, and started "Baby... baby ..." yelling to coax his little girlfriend.In the scene in front of them, the three single dogs on Xiao Yaowen's side seemed to have received a critical blow of [-] points. In the end, it was Xu Yang who took the lead in expressing their common aspirations: "Sour!"

Probably because he slept too much in the afternoon. Xiao Yaowen didn't fall asleep all night. I don't know what happened. Since the military training ended, he and Dou Heng haven't seen each other very much. When they met this morning, the two of them still got along very unhappy. , this is probably the expression of the other party's mood when one of the friends wants to say goodbye!Will be unwilling, reluctant, unhappy, and inexplicably angry, and then gradually get farther and farther away from the other party...

☆、Chapter 4