After Getting Gayified, I Swore Off Parody Mashups

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I clicked on the video and couldn't help but praise my goddess for growing up eating cute food, which can be salty or sweet...

Suddenly feeling someone's gaze on me, I subconsciously shrank my shoulders.

Jiang Ran sat next to me at some point, didn't say any nonsense, looked at me with his arms around his chest like an old cadre.

I frowned: "What are you doing?"

His gaze fell on my screen unsatisfactorily.

"Get out!" I decisively pressed the lock screen button, "This is my goddess, what do you think?"

Jiang Ran's expression was serious.

100

In such a big nanny car, he suddenly came and crowded with me out of nowhere, which made me feel very uncomfortable.

Seeing that he didn't respond, I poked him with my elbow: "Get out, let me go out."

Jiang Ran sat motionless with his arms around his chest, and incidentally stretched out his legs to block me in: "Just now you were watching the drama outside, and you laughed very loudly."

ha?I pulled off the earphone cable and brought it to Jiang Ran: "Don't blame me, I'm plugging it in!"

Jiang Ran pointed to the other end of the headphone cable.

I picked it up suspiciously, and it instantly petrified.

I don’t know when the part of the socket has been torn apart by me, and the red and blue wires are all exposed.

Why did my limited edition Huawei Supreme White earphones worth 59 yuan break after only three years of use?

Just when I hated low-quality manufacturers and unscrupulous black merchants, Jiang Ran's plain words were like five thunderbolts.

I heard him say lightly: "Hurry up and buy a new one, or we will live together in the future, which will affect my sleep quality."

ha? ?

101

Jiang Ran, if you are capable, say it again!

102

At this moment, my manager turned around, apologetic: "I'm sorry, Brother Shuyao forgot to tell you, the single room we booked for the crew is not enough."

"So you let me sleep with Jiang Ran??" I couldn't help covering my chest, feeling that I was going to be clean soon.

The agent nodded: "Isn't that good? A deluxe double room, a small presidential suite, one night's stay is more expensive than two single rooms, do you think our crew is cheating on you?"

Jiang Ran's manager also continued: "Our President Jiang has never slept with anyone else, what an honor is it for you as a newcomer?"

I, I go!

How about a deluxe double room?Junior Presidential Suite?

You were all sent by Jiang Ran to gay me, right?

103

I thought that I would be able to reach the pinnacle of my life soon by working three jobs, but I didn't expect...

What I signed was a contract of sale!

Ah no, buy a kidney deed...

I really feel like I can't get along.

104

However, when I waited for the car to drive to the hotel, I was stunned.

This million-dollar decoration, this high-quality leather sofa, and even the carpet all reveal a noble and glamorous atmosphere.

This...is the world of the rich?

105

The presidential suite has two separate bedrooms, separate bathrooms, and accessories such as a kitchen pool table.

The assistant put our luggage away, and Jiang Ran pointed to a room inside: "That room you sleep in, is it okay?"

Hey, I don't want to sleep in the same bed with Jiang Ran anyway, this brokerage company is so good, don't want it for nothing.

But I was still very reserved, and even nodded in distaste: "It's okay, okay."

Then I quickly closed the door, threw off my shoes and threw myself on the big soft bed, turning over happily.

That's great, my salted fish has a day to turn around!

106

After lying comfortably for a while, I thought I should look like a star, and posted a Weibo to report my safety.

Although I don't have fans yet, there are a lot of black fans.

But it doesn't matter, with my superb acting skills and strong public relations ability, I will definitely reach the peak of my life.

107

Oh, by the way, what hotel is this called?

I turned on the location and searched, and found that netizens made a lot of hype about this hotel.

What beautiful greenery, two bedrooms and one living room, the president's room, wife's room, kitchen, etc. are carefully divided.

Wait... what the hell is the wife's room?

I got up and looked around and found several bottles of rose water and essential oil soaps on the dresser in my room...

When I opened the door, I saw a silhouette of a woman's side face painted on the hanging sign of my room, and there was a string of eye-catching English words - Lady beside it.

108

I was dumbfounded.

Jiang Ran, did you give me this room on purpose?

Scholars can be killed but not humiliated!

109

I ran to his room angrily, and saw the big "Sir" on his door, and another layer of anger buff was added.

I kicked the door open with a kick from Thomas.

Then I regretted it, what if Jiang Ran was going to catch me in the urn, what should I do?

Ahhh, second battalion commander, your fucking Italian cannon, quickly pull it over for me!

110

But I was wrong again, Jiang Ran had already taken a shower, was wearing men's pajamas, buttoned tightly, and was lying on the bed with his legs crossed elegantly, reading a book.

Seeing me in a hurry, he closed the book and frowned slightly: "Don't you know that you have to knock on the door first when entering someone else's room?"

"..."

Why, this dead guy actually showed me a frightened expression?

Obviously I was the victim.

I snorted coldly in my heart, and heard him ask again: "Is there something wrong?"

I was at a loss for words, and looked around his room, and found that his bed was bigger than mine, and he had an extra balcony.

Oh, are rich people amazing?

111

I questioned: "Why do you let me sleep in the wife's room?"

Jiang Ran squinted his eyes: "What madam? You are a big man and can you marry?"

"..."

I want to kill this bastard.

112

I was so angry that I closed the door with a bang.

Then I heard Jiang Ran get up and seemed to be approaching the door.

I thought to myself that he wouldn't want to take me back, so I quickly slipped away.

Unexpectedly, I heard the door be locked from the inside with a click.

Jiang Ran said quietly through the door: "I thought it would be okay to live with boys, but now that I think about it, it's better to lock the door for safety."

113

Oh Shet.

Jiang Ran, it doesn't matter if you are gay or not, but I am not.

Are you talking like I'm coveting your beauty?

114

I went back to the room and locked the door in anger.

Jiang Ran is right, good-looking boys must protect themselves when they go out.