Talking about the doctor can't be offended

"How the hell do I know, that's all for today, you come in first." Lu Ming turned sideways to let Tang Yi in.

Tang Yi stretched out his hand and only touched Lu Ming's face lightly, and Lu Ming screamed in pain.

"You're all swollen to one head and two big, are you okay?"

Lu Ming said helplessly, "Guess I'm fine."

"No, I mean, besides the pain in your face, do you have any other discomfort?"

After feeling it carefully, Lu Ming said seriously: "Chest pain, back pain, headache, dizziness, weakness all over, ecstasy, desire/celestial/desire/death..."

"Stop, stop... why don't you have a serious time?"

"It's not the first day you know me, so I don't know how to write those two characters."

Tang Yi was too lazy to talk to him, "You just said that your chest hurts? Come on, I'll take you to the hospital."

"Yes, I called you here today to accompany me to the hospital."

Lu Ming said that he was in pain and couldn't drive, so Tang Yi drove him straight to the hospital.

After arriving at the hospital, it was overcrowded everywhere. In the hall on the first floor, the place to register and recharge and pay the fee and the place to pick up the medicine are two big opposite corners. The display screen on the wall is still calling the number mechanically. Holding a thick stack of lists in their hands, they ran wildly between these two points and the line, shouting repeatedly: "Excuse me, excuse me..."

Lu Ming sat on a chair in the lobby and waited. Tang Yi went to pay the fee and register for him. The queue was very long and the movement speed was very slow. Lu Ming turned his head again and again, but Tang Yi was still standing in the queue. Tang Yi came over and said to Lu Ming, "Let's go, the third floor."

At this time, Lu Ming's face was getting more and more swollen, and everyone who came and went looked at him a few times.The big eyes that were originally piercing, but now the right eye has been squeezed into a slit, and it is almost impossible to open it.His head was dizzy, and he felt a little light and wobbly when he walked. Fortunately, Tang Yi was beside him, allowing him to grasp and support him.

The elevators in the hospital are much slower than those in other places, and it feels like it took a long time to reach the third floor.

Lu Ming checked that there were no patients in the consultation room, only a male doctor wearing glasses and a white coat, looking down at something carefully, with his right hand resting on the table, and a pen was dexterously writing on his right hand. spinning.

Lu Ming went in and sat down, while Tang Yi waited for him outside the door.

From the corner of his eyes, the doctor saw a patient coming in, so he stopped turning his pen and slowly raised his head. Lu Ming saw a pair of eyes behind his rimless glasses, those eyes... and those sharp eyes...

too familiar.

Encounter road narrow is nothing more than that.

Yesterday, he was so majestic and flamboyant that he looked like a twenty-five million or eighty thousand, but at this moment today, he was sitting in the well-dressed room, wearing a white coat and looking like an angel on earth.

The moment Lu Ming saw him in the consultation room, he felt that he must have owed him something in his previous life.

Before the doctor could speak, Lu Ming quickly opened his mouth and said, "No, I'm sorry, and... I went to the wrong house again."

Lu Ming stood up and was about to leave. The doctor sitting opposite tapped the table with his fingers and said in a low voice, "Sit down."

Lu Ming waved his hand, "No, I'd better go."

"sit down!"

So Lu Ming immediately sat down obediently.

The doctor looked at his registration form, then looked at Lu Ming expressionlessly and said, "It's not wrong this time. Tell me, what's wrong?"

"Are you still asking me? Are you not sure?"

The doctor frowned slightly and asked, "How would I know about your injuries? Tell me your name first."

"...Mmm."

When Lu Ming saw him, he felt inexplicably upset, and his face was swollen and it hurt when he spoke, so he purposely babbled his name quickly, but the doctor couldn't hear him clearly, so he asked again: "What did you say?"

"Wu! meng!"

The person opposite was a little impatient, so he handed him the pen and asked him to write by himself.

Lu Ming frantically wrote his name on it.

The doctor continued to ask, "Age."

"25. You don't need to ask about your gender..."

The doctor raised his head and glanced at him, then continued to ask, "What's wrong?"

Lu Ming seemed to have finally waited for him to ask this question, and hurriedly replied: "Dizziness, face pain, chest pain, back pain, and body pain! You'd better give me a full body check, and check it carefully."

Hearing this, the doctor put the pen on the table, stared at Lu Ming for a while, and said, "Okay. Come here, take off your clothes, and lie down."

"……Um?!"

The doctor sitting opposite had already stood up, pointing one arm at the treatment bed behind him: "Didn't it mean that your body hurts? I'll give you a full body check."

The bed was only a few steps away from him at most. Lu Ming moved inch by inch for a long time before he reached the clinic bed. Looking at him, Lu Ming thought to himself: He has decided on this joke today.

Seeing that Lu Ming was about to undress, the doctor went to the door and closed the door of the consulting room. Lu Ming took off his shirt slowly, and lay down obediently on the treatment bed. The doctor went to the side and pulled the curtain. There were only the two of them in the small space. If this person wanted to do anything to Lu Ming at this time, Lu Ming might die immediately.

Seeing him getting closer and closer, Lu Ming thought that if this person really did something to him, he would raise his foot and kick his face, because his cold face was not pleasing to the eye.

Suddenly a cold hand gently stroked the skin on Lu Ming's chest, which made Lu Ming tremble uncontrollably. He shook the man's hand and then subconsciously paused, then continued to touch lightly and asked, "Yes?" Does it hurt here?"

Lu Ming shook his head.

The man moved to another place to touch... Bah!Changed the place and asked, "What about here?"

Lu Ming still shook his head.

The man continued to change places with his hands and asked, "What about here?"

Lu Ming still shook his head, frantically.

He himself was ticklish, and now he was touched by a pair of cold hands, he already had goose bumps all over his body, and he had to suppress the urge to laugh, it was extremely uncomfortable.

The doctor's hand moved up a little, pressed gently and asked, "Where is it here? Does it hurt?"

"Hiss—" Lu Ming gasped and said, "It hurts, hurts, hurts..."

At this moment, the doctor took away his cold hands. Lu Ming thought it was over, but he just patted his arm and said, "Turn over."

Lu Ming turned over and lay on the bed with his back facing up.He tensed his body and waited for the cold touch, but the hands never touched him, and only a pair of eyes wandered behind him. After a while, he heard the person behind him say: "The injury on his back has already begun. Scab over, no big deal."

"Oh."

"Get up."

Lu Ming, who was lying on his stomach, stretched his arms and pouted his buttocks, then sat up and put on his clothes.Lu Ming was secretly angry while putting on his clothes, why he was so obedient, undressed when asked to take off his clothes, lay on his stomach when asked to lie down, and got up when asked to get up, it must be because the tone of this person's speech was too much like an order.

"The chest and back are fine and you don't need to take medicine. You'll be fine in a few days." The man said while leaning over the table, lowering his head while writing.

"Then, what about my face?" Lu Ming asked.

"I prescribed anti-inflammatory medicine for you, both for internal and external use, take it on time, and you will be fine after a few days when your face is healed and dizzy." After speaking, he tore off the written prescription and handed it to Lu Ming, asking him to directly After going downstairs to get the medicine, you can leave.

Just as Lu Ming was about to go out with the list, a young female nurse came in from outside, her face full of love, and she said to the person in a gentle voice: "Doctor Cheng, the director said that the meeting will be held in the conference room in 10 minutes."

The man smiled at the female nurse and said, "Okay, I see, thank you."

"You're welcome, Doctor Cheng." The female nurse left with a smile on her face.

Lu Ming looked at his heart from the side and said: Damn, you can fucking laugh!But don't laugh, you don't look used to it... Huh?Whether he smiles or not is none of my business!

Before leaving, he did not forget to take a look at the sign of the consulting room: Orthopedics No. [-] Consulting Room, Cheng Shen.

orthopedics? ?

Not far away, he saw Tang Yi who was sitting on a row of chairs waiting for him. When Tang Yi saw that Lu Ming had come out, he stood up to meet him and asked, "Why is it taking so long?"

"Uh... oh, the examination was a bit careful, but the doctor said it's okay, it's not serious. Let me get anti-inflammatory drugs. By the way, why did you refer me to the orthopedic department?"

"You said your chest hurts, I'm afraid there's something wrong with your bones, as long as it's okay, have you been asked to take a film?"

"No, he touched it..." Lu Ming felt that something was wrong, so he quickly shut up.

"Touch what?"

"...It's okay, the doctor said the bones are fine, it's just a skin injury, just rest and take some medicine and you'll be fine."

Tang nodded, stood up and walked to the first floor with Lu Ming.

Since the doctor said that there was nothing serious about Lu Ming, Lu Ming was embarrassed to ask Tang Yi to line up for him, so Lu Ming went to line up by himself.There was a queue like a long queue, and Lu Ming waited for a long time to get in his own line, but the person at the window said to Lu Ming: "Pay the fee over there first, and then come to pick up the medicine. Next!"

Before Lu Ming could react, he was squeezed out of the line by the person behind him. Lu Ming sighed and hurried to the payment office diagonally opposite to line up. Now Lu Ming understood why all these people were running around. There are so many people and the queue is so long, you may stand one more step forward when you run an extra step in line.

"What? Eight hundred? How much medicine does this cost? I don't remember much medicine. It's just anti-inflammatory medicine. Did you miscalculate?"

"The machine won't make mistakes. If you don't want to pay the fee, just pay it quickly. There are still so many people behind."

"Pay...Pay."

After gritting his teeth, Fei Luming trotted back to the place where he took the medicine just now and continued to queue up. He didn't know how long he finally got in line. He handed the list to the person inside, and the person inside quickly took it from the shelf. After handing two small boxes of medicine to Lu Ming, Lu Ming chattered, "What year is it now, and your hospital still writes prescriptions by hand? What kind of crappy characters are there, I can't read any of them clearly."

"I stopped writing it a long time ago. In our hospital, Dr. Cheng is the only one who still insists on writing prescriptions by hand. Hey, why don't you leave after getting the medicine?"

"Huh? I've finished my medicine? Just these two boxes?"

"The person inside nodded: "Yes, just two boxes.Come on, the next one is coming soon! "

Lu Ming cursed in his heart: I know this person has no good intentions, and deliberately prescribed these expensive and deadly medicines for me.OK, really OK!

He conveniently put the medicine in his pocket, and walked towards Tang Yi, the pocket containing the two boxes of medicine could not be seen bulging.

Tang Yi was on the phone with someone at this time, saw Lu Ming coming over, said a few more words, then hung up the phone and looked at Lu Ming: "Finished?"

"Ah."

Tang Yi looked at the time. He left the house in the morning and didn't eat lunch. It's already afternoon, and he spent most of the day looking at the trauma.

Ask Lu Ming: "Are you hungry? Let's find a place to eat first."

Lu Ming nodded: "If you don't talk about eating, I'm almost too hungry. Let's go."

The two walked towards the hospital gate together, Tang Yi suddenly remembered something and asked, "Hey, where's your medicine?"

"It's in the pocket."

"...can it fit in your pocket?"

"Um……"

"Eight hundred?"

"hold head high……"

puff--

"Are you looking for death, kid? Try laughing again!