Pseudo-Soviet Fairy Tales

All the handsome men who entered the palace lined up in front of the main hall every ten people, waiting for the emperor's selection.

The concubine selection process this time is a little different than before. It is to first search for good-looking boys from all over the country, and then delete half of them.Among the half of the people, half are the sons of wealthy officials and half are civilians, and they will be transported to the palace in groups of four to rest for a while. When the time comes, they will be brought to the front of the hall by the father-in-law and maids for the emperor to choose.In this item, those who are selected by the emperor will become concubines, and those who are not selected will be scattered in various bureaus and divisions to find a position as a backup player in the harem.

Tang Hua took a quick glance first, and randomly clicked on two in the crowd, and then reported Bei Ming Su Yu's name.Afterwards, roll call was done at random, filling up half of the stipulated number of people.After that, he walked back and forth pretendingly, nodded from time to time, made a look of being satisfied with his harem, waved his sleeves, and drove back to the palace.

Beiming Su Yu was taken to the designated courtyard by the palace servants, and with him were the three men who were in the same carriage as him on the road just now.

What a coincidence, they were actually arranged in the same courtyard.

The three people found that they were all assigned to the same place, and they all exchanged greetings in surprise. (For the convenience of the following plot, let's call them Little A, Little B and Little C. I'm really too lazy to name them.)

Little A: "Oh, isn't this Brother B, Brother C and Brother Beiming? It's such a coincidence that we were all sorted together."

Little B: "Hey, I think we are really destined. In the future, we brothers should help each other and reach the pinnacle of life together!"

Little C: "Which brother will be lucky enough to be favored in the future, don't forget us, we will all share the blessings and difficulties together in the future!"

Little A & Little B: "Good! Well said!"

Little A, little B, and little C all looked at Beiming Su Yu, "Hey, brother Beiming doesn't have any expression at all? Could it be...?"

Bei Ming Su Yu: "I have facial paralysis, it's natural."

Little A, little B, and little C suddenly realized, "Oh, so that's how it is."

After speaking, they exchanged pleasantries for a while, and then went back to their rooms.

As soon as Su Yu entered the room, he kicked off his shoes and lay on the bed like a salted fish. While watching anime on the system, he wrote that a special palace servant would come and bring him dinner.I can't help but sigh that in this harem, people deliver food and drink every day. They go out for a walk every day, and there are maids to wait on them. Why do you want to play palace fights?

There was still about an hour before dinner time. During this time, he received two consecutive messages. One was Tang Hua telling him to eat well and not to use the system to watch anime and play games all the time.The other one was passed on to him by the leader of the assassin base camp and the prince.

The news that he has successfully become a concubine has spread to the organization, and Prince He ordered him to make persistent efforts and strive to obtain the emperor's dog head as soon as possible.

Su Yu just glanced at these two pieces of information and threw them aside, continuing to wait for dinner.

But just 10 minutes before the dinner was served, the three of them, Little A, Little B, and Little C, were all uneasy.Little A took out his unique homemade poison, and little B bought the palace man who delivered the food with money, and little C showed an evil smile, and handed back the added food box to the palace man.

After everything was done, the three of them showed villain-like faces at the same time.

At this time, Su Yu was still lying on the bed playing games, when he heard the knock on the door outside, he sat up and sat down at the table, and said, "Come in."

The palace man put the food box on the table, said "My lady, please take it slowly" and went out.Before leaving, he didn't forget to close the door for him.

Su Yu unhurriedly took out a silver needle and inserted it into the food, and couldn't help shaking his head.As soon as the needle was inserted, it turned black from head to tail, it was extremely poisonous...

He unhurriedly took out a bucket of □□ Braised Beef Noodles from the super large curved screen of the system, added half a bucket of hot water, sucked it away in a leisurely manner, and finished drinking the noodle soup in a leisurely manner. In a hurry, he stuffed the finished garbage into the system screen.

Looking at the pile of highly poisonous food on the table, Su Yu clicked his tongue, stirred it twice with chopsticks, poured a small half of it on the system screen, then picked up a small lump of rice and ate it into his mouth . "Snapped"

He fell to the ground with a bang.

The maid outside the door heard the sound inside and immediately came in to check. As soon as she entered the door, she saw Su Yu lying on the ground, and immediately panicked.

"My lady! What's wrong with you, my lady!"

"Prince doctor! Go and call the doctor!"

...

The next day, Beiming Su Yu opened his eyes in a daze, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the present-day sage in a bright yellow dragon robe sitting on the head of his bed with a worried look on his face.

Seeing Beiming Su Yu woke up, Dongfang Tanghua put his hand on his forehead to take his temperature.The body temperature has almost returned to normal.

"Does Concubine Ai feel any discomfort?"

Beiming Su Yu was stunned for a moment, and finally came back to his senses, and replied, "Report to the emperor, there is nothing serious about my concubine."

"It's fine if nothing happens."

"Bring me those three little sluts. I really want to see today. What kind of people are so ignorant that they dare to openly poison and disrupt the order of the harem on the first day they come to the palace!"

A few guards brought the three people in after a while.I saw that the three people were all unkempt, with messy clothes and no appearance at all.As soon as he knelt on the ground, he immediately cried for his father and mother.

"Your Majesty, spare your life!"

"The concubine is wronged!"

"The emperor wants to make decisions for his concubines!"

Dongfang Tanghua turned a deaf ear to this, and looked at the three people with the expression of looking at the dead. Everyone except Su Yu instantly felt that the indoor temperature had dropped by more than ten degrees, and none of them dared to make a sound.

Seeing the situation, Su Yu immediately pretended to be a black-hearted little white lotus according to the routine.

"Your majesty, my brothers didn't do it on purpose. Please don't blame them. If you want to blame, you can blame the concubine. It's not good to blame the concubine. The concubine shouldn't eat that bowl of rice. It will make the emperor worry and hurt you." Brothers."

For many years, Emperor Hua of Dongfang Tang was used to seeing the strife in this palace, and he had no intention of visiting the harem today. He didn't expect to meet such a strange man who was not polluted by the world!

His mind is so pure and innocent, just like a white lotus on the mountain that day, cool and elegant, fragrant and beautiful.

He is like the fairy who came down from the sky, so beautiful and incredible.

Dongfang Tanghua covered his chest.God, what the hell is this damn emotion that makes his heart beat so fast.

love?

Dongfang Tanghua suddenly woke up.He, Dongfang Tang Hua, the current emperor who ruled the world, actually fell in love with Beiming Su Yu, a damned man!

Dongfang Tang Hua shifted his ruthless gaze to those three sluts.These three damned things dare to touch Dongfang Tanghua's people!

So he waved his hand, "Come here, drag it down and chop it off!"

"According to the order!"

The three little sluts were dragged out, Dongfang Tang Hua waved away everyone in the room.He held Beiming Su Yu's hand, looked into his eyes with affection, and said, "My concubine, from now on, you will be my queen, and no one can hurt you."

"emperor……"

Beiming Su Yu was shocked, he didn't expect that the man in front of him would love him so damn much.

He looked at him with tears in his eyes, a tear in his eye socket that would not fall, like a crystal pearl, Dongfang Tang Hua felt distressed when he saw it.

He gently wiped away the teardrop that was bright enough to blind his eyes.Neither of them thought that they would love the person in front of them so deeply.

Su Yu blinked, and decided to tell everything about himself.

He said that he was actually an assassin sent by Prince He to assassinate the emperor.His name is Beiming Su Yu, and he is an assassin without emotion.

His original name was Nangong Su Yu, and their Nangong family was originally in charge of the largest assassin organization in Beizhou City, and they had a deal with the prince when he was a prince.He also protected him when he failed to compete with the prince for the throne, so that he would not lose his life.However, no one thought that after becoming a prince and obtaining the territory, that prince would kill his whole family and take away the position of leader of the organization.At that time, he was only seven years old and was forced to live outside. Fortunately, he saved his life and was not discovered by the prince and his people.

After that, several years later, he saw the recruitment notice issued by the Assassin Organization, so he changed his name and surname, and went to take the admission examination of the Assassin Organization.Unexpectedly, the sky will not kill him, he suddenly stood out from the crowd, became the brightest star in the entire organization, and became the number one assassin in the organization.

From that moment on, he swore secretly that he must take back what belonged to him, he must avenge his family, and kill that ungrateful dog with the prince!

Dongfang Tang Hua's hands were trembling slightly.This damned Prince He, he saved his life by earning his position and remembering his old love back then, but he didn't expect that his hand would reach out to his person now!

Dongfang Tanghua held Beiming Su Yu's hand, "Don't worry, my beloved concubine, I will never let you go, I will avenge you!"

For a moment, the eyes of both of them were sparkling with fireworks of vengeance.

System: "This one is over."

"what……"

As soon as they heard the sound of the system, the two immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and each collapsed to the side.

Su Yu: "Look at this damn lines and this damn psychological description, it's really a damn classic."

Tang Hua: "Don't mention it again, drink your saliva first."

The system appeared in the form of a human, and said, "That's impossible. If you want to complete the cause and effect, the brainless Mary Su novel is the fastest type."

Su Yu: "After you've replenished your strength, remember to give the two of us Oscar winners or Golden Horse awards, don't forget."

Su Lie: "Oh..."