Pseudo-Soviet Fairy Tales

"Oh, Tang Hua." Su Yu raised his head from the book, "How did you get here?"

"how about you?"

Tang Hua didn't answer him, but threw the question back.He finally finished reading the "Alice" in his hand, and stuffed the book back on the shelf reluctantly.

Is "Alice" so attractive?

Su Yu coughed twice, Tang Hua's hand stopped on the "Alice Hardcover Edition" next door, and said, "Are you caught a cold?"

"No." Su Yu didn't know how to answer this. He just wanted to attract attention, and in the end he could only look at him for a few seconds, and then "No".

"Your question, how should I put it, is rather embarrassing." Su Yu paused, thought for a while, and found that it was actually not a big deal. He must not be the only protagonist in this situation.

"I told you, don't laugh at me."

"Ah."

"I choked to death on instant noodles."

"I know."

Su Yu: "..."

"how do you know?"

"The system said so."

"!!?"

Tang Hua breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to watch his "Alice Hardcover Edition".

"there's one more thing."

"what?"

"I don't know how to send you back."

He also asked the system before, but the answer given by the system was: "Think for yourself."

"It's okay, I've given up, it doesn't matter if I go back or not." The world is actually pretty good.

Su Yu's face suddenly darkened when he heard this sentence. He was already dead so it didn't matter, but Tang Hua wasn't dead yet!

There is still a bright future waiting for him in life, and he cannot stay here.

Moreover, this novel was written by him, and Tang Hua would be drawn in in all likelihood because of him.

He had to send him back, for himself and for him.

Su Yu walked up to Tang Hua, put his hands on his shoulders, and looked directly at him.Tang Hua just stared at Su Yu in a daze, not understanding which part he was acting.

Immediately following the next sentence, it made him feel like he was hacked from head to toe by Nine Heavens Profound Thunder on a sunny day.

"I am responsible for you!"

"what!"

There was an exclamation from the door of the study, and the two of them froze for a moment, looking there as if they were being raped, only to see Melly with a panicked expression on his face, he recovered and accepted the gazes of the two and quickly ran away, Only one sentence of "excuse me" full of haste and panic was left.

"..."

Su Yu took his hand away from Tang Hua, just at that moment Tang Hua's entourage came in from the door and said to Tang Hua, "Your Majesty, it's time for us to return home." Then there was a standard 90 bow.

Su Yu followed outside the door to take a look, and almost blurted out the word "Fuck".

There were two rows of people standing at both ends of the corridor. Just as Tang Hua stepped out of the gate, the two rows of men in black bowed at [-] degrees. Shout "Your Majesty has worked hard".

The people in black lined up from the entrance of the study to the royal family's private super-large airport outside the castle, which was really quite lined up.

It is said that the royal family's private airport is so large that it can accommodate more than 100 million people, which makes people not only ashamed.

In the middle of the airport, a plane was parked in mid-air, about two meters above the ground.The plane is so huge that it is plated with gold and diamonds. The diamonds on the fuselage refract colorful rays of light under the sun. People can't help but wonder how the plane can fly without hitting others.

The wind from the plane stirred Tang Hua's hair and the hem of his clothes.Tang Hua pinned the blown hair back, turned around and looked at the huge floor-to-ceiling window, behind which stood Su Yu.

The two men in black took out the rope ladder. Tang Hua climbed up the plane along the ladder. Before leaving, he mouthed to Su Yu.

"The wind is very noisy today."

Su Yu looked at the line of words on the screen, and couldn't help but twitch his eyelids.He clearly saw that Tang Hua was out of breath after walking for an unknown distance, so he still had the strength to play tricks! ?

Tang Hua was already walking on the verge of collapse. As soon as he touched the seat, he collapsed on it.

He didn't exercise so much in a year, if it wasn't for pretending to be in front of Su Yu, he would be paralyzed if he didn't walk the full 100 meters.

I'll use teleport next time, walking is too tiring.

"System, come out."

The blue 23K super large curved screen appeared immediately after hearing the sound, and it was automatically connected to Su Yu's system without Tang Huaduo's words, and the scene at Su Yu's place at this time was displayed on the screen.

One of the men in black came over with strawberry chocolate cake and real milk.The man in black has been unable to figure it out for so many years. Although Tang Hua usually stays at home and doesn't know what he is doing, as long as he appears in front of others, he will definitely look cold and repulsive.

Why would a person like him like such a girlish thing?

There is a lot of space in the plane, big enough to sleep three or four people. Although Tang Hua is very tired now, he can sleep directly in the plane, but it is not necessary.

"Master, we're here." The man in black opened the door for him.

Because, according to the setting of Su Yu's novel, all things related to "traffic" here, no matter how far the journey is, the time spent from the departure point to the destination will definitely be 5 minutes.

Tang Hua put down the small fork in his hand, and within 5 minutes, the snacks were finished.

At this time, on Su Yu's side, Su Yu got a very important piece of information in the chat with the system, which was directly related to his future happiness.

He stared at the system's 23K super-large screen excitedly, and couldn't control himself.

The system...he actually...can be used to surf the Internet! !

Whether it's chasing dramas, reading novels or surfing Baidu, Su Yu's commonly used software systems are all available, and you can download them from the app store if you don't have them!

God knows what a salvation this feature is for him who doesn't have a mobile phone now!

Su Yu decided not to talk about the system pit anymore.

The 23K ultra-large curved screen of the system is currently broadcasting the currently popular animation, which is so cool to watch.Moreover, the screen of the system can also be divided into two, which can be used to do two different things at the same time.

One screen is used to watch anime, and the other is used by him to log on Baidu.Although it was only a day later, Su Yu was still curious about how the Internet commented on his death, so he wrote his name in the search bar with nervousness.

Su Yu thought he was a bit famous, and his readers would at least have a little bit of discussion about the author choking to death after eating instant noodles.

However, after the loading circle turned to 100%, Su Yu rubbed his eyes in disbelief. At this moment, he very much hoped that there was something wrong with his eyes, but the facts told him that his colorful Marysu There is nothing wrong with the eyes.Unless he cried himself blind.

But if it wasn't for something wrong with his own eyes, how could such a terrible thing happen.

×××News: Shocked!Su Yu, a well-known Internet author, actually started to write Mary Su novels. Is this the annihilation of human nature or the loss of morality!

××× Baijiahao: Author Su Yu, I have never read such a fresh and refined Mary Su novel!

××× Forum: God!Su Yuda's writing style has regressed seriously, he can be called a primary school student!

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There were countless similar remarks below, and Su Yu became more and more startled the more he read it.

Couldn't the Mary Sue novel they were talking about be his black history? ?

Su Yu swallowed his saliva, logged on to his fiction network account, skillfully opened his work section, and by the way complained about how bright the green on the novel network page is.

Then I saw that in my works column, I don't know when there was an extra novel called "Princess Su's Fairy Tale", and the copy was written.

Although only one chapter has been published so far, he took a cursory glance and found that his black history was right.The comments in the comment area below have reached more than hundreds of thousands. There are readers of their own, and there are also people who have read various pushes and come here admiringly.

Su Yu looked at this black history, and didn't even notice that the animation on the other screen of the system had finished playing.

It's over, what did he say before?

Fortunately, this black history has not been posted on the Internet?

Fortunately, everyone does not know?

Will you never talk about the system cheating again?

But at this time, the system sent him a message, which successfully made Su Yu even more angry.

"I forgot to tell the host, every day, a chapter of your work will be automatically published on the Internet. Of course, everyone can see it."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! !

In the long lonely night, Su Yu's cry of collapse resounded through the sky.

Su Yu tried to lock the black history, but the system kept popping up windows saying "unable to lock the text".

Su Yu didn't believe this evil anymore, and operated it more than a dozen times, and the result was the same every time, "unable to lock the text".

Could it be that he can only let his black history be exposed to the public?What the hell is killing him!

"System! Explain it to me!"

"Okay, host."

"The formation of this world is based on the recognition of the readers. Because the host had already died of choking on his face at that time, he could not publish articles on his own, so the empathetic system automatically published them for you. Five-star praise~"

I don't even want to give one star.

This is the end of the matter, and there is no way to be dissatisfied.Su Yu sat back and calmed himself down. Thinking about it carefully, he was actually not that unwilling to come to this world, so let's post the black history, anyway, he was already dead in that world.What's more, if it weren't for the blessing of the black history, I would have gone to the underworld to report to Hades.

Thinking about this, Su Yu got up and went to the bathroom, intending to wash his face and calm down. As soon as he entered the door, he saw a rich gold toilet. Su Yu looked at the pure gold 99K toilet in front of him and decided to ignore it.

There is a mirror in the bathroom that is taller than others, surrounded by diamonds.

Among this piece of pure white diamonds, there is a red crystal bead that stands out from the crowd. Its color is as rich as blood, its surface is round, and it also has a trace of magical power. It must be priceless at first glance.

Although everything in Mary Sue's world is priceless.

Su Yu stood in front of the mirror taller than a person, and the red beads couldn't attract him at all.He stared at himself in the mirror, wishing he could stare a hole in the mirror.

I saw him in the mirror, with short silver-white hair faintly showing the color of the rainbow, and a pair of bright eyes containing seven kinds of streamers, to put it simply, it is the color of the rainbow.His skin is as white as winter snow, and his cherry lips are as red as blood, even the first immortal in the sky is no better than him!

No wonder, no wonder.

Su Yu's hands trembled uncontrollably, and he said why Tang Hua always looked at him with strange eyes, and he couldn't help himself when he looked at him.

It's not because of anything else, it's just because the self in the mirror is so fucking beautiful!

I couldn't help reaching out to touch myself in the mirror. The mirror shook slightly with his movements. Just now I wanted to complain about why the mirror was so unstable, and then the big blood-red glass bead "clicked" It fell down with a sound and rolled to Su Yu's feet.

The system thought it understood Su Yu's grief and indignation, and silently helped him add three words to the last paragraph of Chapter 1 of Black History.

"Yaoshou!!"