Waste peach

I am the most common peach tree in our Peach Clan. My mediocre aptitude makes all the people ashamed. When I was five hundred years old, I would not be able to transform into a human being. drowned.

It is hard to come by this fairy water. There are only 200 peach trees in our clan. Leaving out those who practiced in seclusion and those who entered the world for a long time, there are only less than [-] peach trees in the clan. These two hundred peach trees practice day and night. I just saved up two small bottles of fairy water, and from the time I was three hundred years old to five hundred years old, I was not filled with a human form for [-] years. I once thought that this fairy water was used by the patriarch to fool me.

As a result, not long after my [-]th birthday, the patriarch came to me with a group of people in a hurry. You must know that he still disliked me yesterday for not being able to change form. He lost the face of our Tao clan and told me not to show up again. in front of him.

What I said is that I am just a small peach tree, no accidents, and I will take root in this wilderness on the mountain for the rest of my life. If you don’t come to me, it’s fine, and let me not appear in front of you, isn’t it just turning a corner? Are you ironic that I have no legs to run?

Of course, it may also be because I made an idea the day before yesterday to let my little friend play tricks on him and he found out.

The patriarchs of our Tao clan are all so small-minded, it seems that the bad luck of our Tao clan cannot be entirely attributed to me.

I saw them approaching aggressively, frightened to death, and thought they were really coming to beat me because of the prank last time, so I quickly retracted the branches and leaves, and hugged myself tightly.

As a result, they all knelt down with a swipe.

I removed a leaf from my eyes, and they knelt on the ground without saying a word. I wanted to ask them what they were doing, but found that I couldn't speak.

A gust of wind hit me, I only felt light on my body, my vision suddenly became shorter, my roots in the ground softened a bit, and I almost fell to the ground.

The person kneeling in front of me lowered his head instantly, I just felt chilly all over my body, and when I looked down, I turned into a human!

A black robe covered me, and before I could speak, I heard a low voice behind me.

"Please trouble everyone, this peach plant will be taken away by the official first, and the immortal will come to visit in five days."

ah?what's the situation?Is this taking me away?I looked at all this inexplicably.

The patriarch took a few steps forward, kowtowed deeply to that person, and said in a trembling voice: "Please...Xiaotao is not sensible, if the fairy thinks he is not worth it...please send someone to let me know , so we can bring him back."

The man behind said with a smile: "This peach plant bears fruit without authorization, and Xianjun is very angry now. It is up to you and me to decide whether it is worth it or not."

Before I woke up from the joy of transforming into a human form, I saw the patriarch sighed at me, and a ray of light slowly rose from his body, and all of them entered my body.

I only felt a scorching heat in my body, and the confluence of the meridians felt like a needle prick. Unfortunately, I couldn't speak, and I couldn't vent my anger twice.

During the pain, I only felt that my eyes were darkened, and I passed out. Before I passed out, I was still thinking, I will never offend the patriarch again next time, it really hurt me to death!

When I woke up again, I was in a resplendent palace. I was wrapped in a black robe and looked around blindly, and there was no one around.I tried to stand up, but I just had a human body for only a moment, and I only stood up for a moment, and then fell to the ground in a blink of an eye.

It's terrible, no matter how easy it is for other peaches to walk.

"Hey! Is anyone there?" I could only sit on the ground and shout, but no one answered me after shouting for a long time. I was bored, so I had to crawl around to touch these novel things.

After struggling to climb a few steps, there was a pile of paperwork placed on the aloes-like table. I glanced at the portrait at the bottom, and curiously picked it up to have a look.

I don’t know the word, but I can still understand the picture. After all, I can’t go anywhere after staying on that mountain for 500 years, so my little friend will show me some picture books.

However, this is the first time I have seen a picture of these two people intertwined. I looked at the two people with necks and tails intertwined in the picture, and I was dumbfounded, because there is a person on it that I know!

"Does it look good?" The picture book in his hand was suddenly taken away, and someone beside him snorted coldly.I turned my head and looked to the right, the picture book turned out to be fine, and people ran out of it!

The golden door was pushed open heavily, and a man in a black robe came in, the one I saw on the mountain.

I didn't know where to look for a moment, the black robe wrapped around my body was torn off by the person next to me, I hissed, what are you doing taking off my clothes properly.

"What is the taboo name for this peach?"

"Return to Xianjun, this peach is called Suining." The person below replied kneeling on the ground.

"Come forward."

The man next to me picked me up and pressed me down on the soft seat at the back. I was puzzled, I'm already here, how do I go forward, and what are you doing pressing me down? ?

Suddenly a hand stretched out from the side of my waist, I just felt itchy, and I couldn't help hiding in the arms of the man who made the sound.

It turned out to be the man in the black robe, not me.

I stared blankly at the two people in front of me, not knowing what they were going to do, the one on the left had just met, and the one on the right was someone I knew before.

"You Xiaotao are used to seducing people."