[Yu Huangyu] If Yu Wenzhou became bald

Fang Shanghuang, who was busy with everything, finally remembered that he still had two episodes of TV series in the Blue Rain Palace, so he sent a message to Zheng Xuan in the middle of his busy schedule: "Aiqing, how is your team leader and deputy team?"

Zheng Xuanda was shoveling shit for the cat at home at that time, and in a "peaceful atmosphere", he replied to Fang Rui: "You ask me, who should I ask?"

"Hey! This means that it's almost like it hasn't been done yet. It's a latent tactic that is not afraid of being suffocated on and off the field. If your team goes to war, it can be a spy organization."

The people in the organization have been brainwashed by the spy chief, and they sighed under pressure: "I think it's not bad to just forget it like this. Life is so difficult, why do you have to be clear about everything? You say , isn’t it sinful for us to be so committed to making two straight men break up with each other?”

"Our Blue Rain's definition of a straight man is quite broad!" Fang Rui teased, "To be honest, when I saw them, I couldn't think of a straight man, just like a bonded one, half a broken mirror must be Putting it back into the gap of the other half, it doesn't matter whether men, women, children, tall, short, fat, thin, old, sick, or dead..."

In the middle of his speech, he sighed suddenly as if he had come to his senses: "Damn it, I dare say this is a soul love that is out of vulgar taste!"

"No matter how high-level tastes are, don't you have to live in the secular world of low-level tastes?" Zheng Xuan rubbed the cat's stomach and said sincerely, "It's better to be a cat."

Fang Rui is especially good at chatting: "You want to be a cat? To be a cat, you have to cut off that shit~"

"...Please, get out."

At this time, the two male and female protagonists of the emotional drama are quietly digging into the dungeon at home, unaware that they have just experienced a straight and crooked entanglement in the mouths of their friends.Ever since the "little unhappiness" that happened that time, Huang Shaotian and Yu Wenzhou have tacitly returned to their daily lives of peaceful coexistence. He feels that if Ye Yu and Sol are still in their hands, they can completely invent A combination technique is named "whitewashing peace".

Of course, the Goddess of Glory also played a mediating role in this process.Yu Wenzhou was concentrating on the computer screen. Several new copies of the game had been opened recently, and professional players rushed to brush them with friends. Achieving common prosperity shows that his nature is benevolent and the recent party lessons were not in vain.

Huang Shaotian sat on Yu Wenzhou's bed with his notebook in his arms. There were only the two of them in the dungeon. Yu Wenzhou was kiting and the mob ignored him, and he was bouncing around watching the scenery.This dungeon is set in a forest, the scenery is really good, the sunny grass grows, the warbler flies and the peanut trees are mixed, but the boss is very difficult to fight, the ordinary players who come to the dungeon for the first time are basically in the green grass Lying together, I deeply understand what it means to write sadness with happy scenes.

The swordsman stood on the left side of the warlock, watching the warlock, who was dressed exactly like Soksar, release his skills calmly and appropriately. There were dark black lights and shadows floating on his body, which further made his pale and delicate profile, and his long silver hair A braid was loosely braided, and the ends of the hair were draped over the shoulders. After a while, it was actually decorated with fallen flowers that were knocked down by the skill.

Not long after, the falling flower slid down from the Warlock's hair, but remained in the swordsman's sight and mind for a long time.Huang Shaotian raised his head to look at Yu Wenzhou who was sitting in front of the desk, and he happened to be able to see his left side profile, which was sculpted by the light, and could just fit into Huang Shaotian's eyes, not much more than an inch, not much less than an inch.Huang Shaotian suddenly noticed a detail that he had neglected in the past ten years: Yu Wenzhou was pretty good-looking.

It's pretty, the nose is the nose and the eyes are the eyes.How amazing, Yu Wenzhou has eyebrows and eyes, a nose and a mouth, and looks so standard, making other people who don't look exactly like him look like passers-by.Huang Shaotian didn't have time to look at the computer anymore, he just stared blankly at Yu Wenzhou, until Yu Wenzhou's greeting brought him back to his senses.

"Hey, that melee." Yu Wenzhou yelled helplessly, "You need to concentrate on the dungeon."

Huang Shaotian looked back at the computer in a hurry, only to find that after Yu Wenzhou's kite killed two mobs at the entrance, a large wave of mobs surrounded him and beat him so much that he couldn't read the article. "Tell you to beat my captain! Tell you to beat my captain! You are very courageous, Tai Sui will break ground! Is our team Yu able to beat you weird-shaped birds and beasts? Tell me! Which paw of yours beat our team Yu! Is this one? Or this one? Or this one? I don’t care if you only have one, I’ll cut one! Do you still dare? Do you dare to do so in the future?”

Yu Wenzhou was writing critical strike data in his notebook, but he laughed out loud when he said, "You're almost done. That's fine, no one will hold you accountable for your distraction just now, so you don't need to be so servile."

"I'm not groveling, I really love the great leader Captain Yu from the bottom of my heart!" Huang Shaotian said seriously, "But Captain, if you write a strategy, you can write a strategy, and you don't need to write such detailed things as crit data. Let's figure it out, you help the game to test bugs? The game company doesn't even give you money."

Yu Wenzhou was taken aback by what he said, and touched his nose in embarrassment: "I'm used to it."

I am used to knowing everything about this game like the back of my hand, so I can use this little knowledge reserve when I am not able to do it one day.Everyone knows that Yu Wenzhou's success is hard-won, but few can really appreciate his almost paranoid thorough research on this game.He is always preparing for himself, for his teammates, for Blue Rain's team and union, for his teammates in the national team, and even for the ordinary players on the forum who are waiting for him to update, as if When he wakes up one day, he can confidently throw himself into the arena anytime, anywhere.Yu Wenzhou turned the pen in his hand a few times, as if genuinely distressed: "Am I annoying?"

Huang Shaotian was startled: "How could it be! How can you be as annoying as me!"

"..." Yu Wenzhou felt that Huang Shaotian's self-knowledge was very reasonable, "You are right."

"Haha," Huang Shaotian laughed a couple of times, his tone somewhat solemn, "Captain, are you still a bit unable to switch roles?"

But it's been more than a year since I retired.Yu Wenzhou sighed: "Maybe it's because I'm particularly slow in reacting."

"What's the point?" Huang Shaotian yelled half-truthfully, "If you can't get transferred, you can't get transferred. Isn't it popular for our Blue Rain's captain to retire and rehire?"

Yu Wenzhou smiled: "What do I do when I get hired again? Cook in the cafeteria?"

"Oh, you underestimate yourself too much, you are the number one warlock in the league!"

"How many warlocks are there in the alliance?"

"You are still the captain of the national team!"

"That was given to me by the Wang team."

"You won two league titles!"

Yu Wenzhou blurted out without thinking, "That's because I'm with you."

This is [-]% a big truth, but it always makes people feel restless when it is said now.Huang Shaotian hadn't had time to figure out how to answer the call, the phone's continuous beeps saved him, he swiped open the lock screen and clicked into the dazzling career group to look: "Wow, this book has a rare pendant, someone swiped it arrive."

"What pendant?" Yu Wenzhou asked along, startled by Huang Shaotian's sudden burst of earth-shattering laughter, "Why? The ceiling is about to collapse under your shock."

"That pendant...hahahahahahaha..." Huang Shaotian slapped the bed with laughter, "It's called...hahahahaha...'Forest Lord's Wig' hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

Yu Wenzhou: "..."

The wig of the forest lord, the wig worn by Moore the forest lord for a long time to cover his baldness.Wearing this pendant, the player will randomly change into any hairstyle in the game, and return to the original hairstyle after 24 hours. This special effect is triggered every 24 hours.

In the final analysis, it is a prop that can randomly change hairstyles once a day. It has no real effect, but many players still want it. It is said that changing hairstyles every day is full of thrilling fun. Yu Wenzhou refused to comment on it.What made him even more speechless was that the forest lord was also wearing a dark robe. Everyone invariably remembered the meme "Wang Jiexi suffers from dysmenorrhea, Yu Wenzhou is bald" that he had played a few years ago. Share this post with him.

"You should really take a picture of your current appearance and put it in the dictionary," Yu Wenzhou was drying the quilt on the balcony. "It's perfect to put it after the word 'little man succeeds' as an example."

"I'm honored, okay?" Huang Shaotian winked at him with his mobile phone, "Look, even the big eyes are posting on Weibo."

"Huh? What did he say?"

"He said that you are worthy of playing tactics, and you can still pull a back when you are played black."

Yu Wenzhou put the quilt on the clean railing and stretched it thoroughly, sat on a chair beside the quilt to bask in the sun, and put on a solemn expression when he heard this: "It can only be said that we are on the way to attack Tiny Herb. Made a small contribution."

Huang Shaotian laughed once, and walked to the balcony, sat on another chair basking in the sun, his eyes still fixed on his phone, and suddenly reached out to pat Yu Wenzhou's thigh: "Hey, this long article has been forwarded a lot, little Lu Turned around, the name is still very incisive."

"...It's not your leg, you don't hurt, right? What's the name?"

"Suppose Yu Wenzhou becomes bald."

"..."

"Hey, I told you that Xiao Lu has turned around and said that loving you must be a good thing to say about you hahaha, take a look! Take a look! Don't read it? It doesn't matter, I will read it to you!" Huang Shaotian Clearing his throat, he began to recite emotionally, "If—Yu Wenzhou—became—bald! Head!"

Yu Wenzhou was restrained by his hand in the chair, rolled his eyes silently, and heard that Huang Shaotian had really started to read the text. No.1, who sounded like a fan, said: "I recently checked Weibo and was delighted to find that Everyone started to play with Yu Tu's memes again, and Doraemon smiled. There is a friend who is a micro-herb fan, how can I still have a fan of micro-herb? If Yu Wenzhou became bald, would I still love him? I held my chest up and told him that it wasn’t the first day that Yu Wenzhou lost his hair in the hearts of fans, the brackets are question marks..."

I’m a fan of Bo Yu, I like him in the fourth season. I also play Warlock and have been learning Soksar’s equipment, but since Soksar changed players, I haven’t watched the game much.At that time, my friend gave me tickets for the game, and when I went to see it, I took Soksar's support at the door.I remember that match, the team match was very miserable, we Yu was regarded as a breakthrough point by the opponent, and we were being targeted crazily all the time. down.I lost that game, and when the players walked out, they had to pass in front of my seat. I held Suokesar's hand and watched Team Yu pass in front of me. His back was very straight. Wonder why a person's back can be so straight?He looks like he wants to break it any moment.I didn't know why, so I raised my hand and shouted, "Come on, Team Yu!".

Team Yu turned his head to look at me, smiled at me, and said, "I'm sorry, even my fans can't see the victory."I was stunned at the time, and I actually wanted KY to say "It's okay, I'm not your fan", but my mouth was very witty and I said "It's okay, I will see it, I will come to the next game".Then on the way back, I started crying like something was wrong, and I thought I would be this person’s little fan, and wait until he got used to victory and stopped tensing his back and saying “I’m sorry” to his fans.

During that time, Blue Rain and Soksar's winning percentages were both miserable, and Team Yu's fans were all rudely classified as "face-seeking". People look at the capital of face.Yu fans were shivering from all directions, and some fans didn't even believe that the Yu team could stay in the professional arena, but we, Yu, were calm, gentle and gentle, and we still stood up straight and carried the ridicule and malice. .Later, that dark night passed without knowing why, and Blue Rain began to win consecutively, entered the playoffs as the last place, and even picked a team of big shots to become the dark horse to enter the semi-finals.At that time, a friend of mine and I had already mixed into the permanent resident of the trade union group of Lanxi Pavilion. After the semi-finals, Team Yu once actually came to direct the trade union group to open up wasteland.

The team played very smoothly, but I didn't know what I was doing the whole time. I was so excited that my soul and flesh were separated. My friend with a well-developed lacrimal gland fell directly behind and started crying. I feel sorry for how many bad things we encountered that season. As soon as she cried, I started to cry too... We were at the end weeping quietly, but he heard him, and he came back and asked, "Why are you crying?" I felt very ashamed, so I said vaguely, "We I'm your fan." He was a little younger than us, but he said very gently in the tone of a father coaxing a daughter: "If you are my fan, don't cry, and if you cry again, I don't want you."

My friend later told me that she felt like her heart had been shocked by an electric shock, and her soul was almost short-circuited. In fact, I was also _(:3」∠)_When Team Yu commanded the dungeon, he looked as gentle as he looked, and never cursed. , and knows everything, even though he just opened the book not long ago, he even knows that there is a crack in a rock in any corner. I think he must have made a lot of preparations and worked hard.So in the sixth season, I was so happy that I couldn't sleep all night. When I watched him and Huang Shao say "sword and curse are invincible" at the press conference, I really wanted to jump up and do somersaults on the spot, and I wanted to tell the world Tell you to see that the person I like has this ———————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— Useful, he finally got the honor that belongs to him.

Later, I kept watching him, watching him gradually become less tense, watching him still as gentle as ever, he often teased in interviews that he felt sorry for his fans, and every time he made a mistake, fans would forcefully explain Wave this is a tactic.He has finally become an awe-inspiring existence in this arena, and he has raised his fans to have a good personality and a good attitude. He basically has nothing to do with the world except Weicao. He finally allows every fan of his He said nonchalantly, "We Yu is going to be slow, but it won't delay him from winning the championship", as if his shortcomings were always just characteristics, as if he was born so calm and easy to win.Sometimes I think, this is what I got for my straight back back then.

I know that the game where he was very popular was in the first World Championship. At that time, one of our side had already lost, and the rest was all blood, and the sixth man was on the way.Team Yu stood up at that time, grabbed the opponent's skill CD set of Death's Gate, Chaos Rain, and six-star light, and held down all the opponents. He could actually remember the skill release status and player habits of all the opponent's characters.The shot given by the director is very classic. It was shot from behind Soksar. The back view of Soksar has a determination that despite thousands of people, it is like a tall city that holds the stone without turning the bloodline. time.I watched that game in the Internet cafe, and the strange boy who took the seat stammered and said, "You know, that is the captain of our Blue Rain", and the little brother said, "I know, he is very good."

He is the captain of our Blue Rain, he carries Blue Rain on his shoulders and crosses mountains and mountains, he smiles when he encounters ups and downs, and smiles when he gets muddy, as if he can cover the wind and rain with his shoulders , all that is left under the umbrella is sunny, and then we all think it's nothing, we think we have a clever plan.Even when he retired, he was smiling. He said: "It's a good thing for the e-sports circle to change from old to new. It shows that the newcomers are growing. I'm still very happy." The forum also said that Team Yu's awareness is worthy of the Tao eminent monk.

I was married when he retired, and my husband was a porn fan. When he proposed, he said that he would accompany me like Ye Yu guarding Sol. He saw that I was holding back my tears so hard, and said that I could cry whenever I wanted. He A big man cried a lot when Huang Shao retired.I said I didn't dare to cry, and when I cried, I was afraid that my father Yu would not want me, because we, Yu, like to see our mentally retarded fans are always happy and blindly optimistic.

I am writing this nonsense long Weibo on a spring day at this moment, and by the way, I am looking back at my fan career over the past ten years.I really miss those summers of blue rain brought to us by him and his teammates. Those days will never be forgotten in my life. I feel like a magical girl. After all, I just like a star in the sky. But this star responded to me with gentle and long-lasting strength, influencing me to become such a calm person.This star has illuminated my ordinary life. Even if he is no longer seen in the night sky of this season, his light will always be kept in the lamp of my memories and expectations.

So if Yu Wenzhou becomes bald, I still love him very much, regardless of his face, I love his bright smile, and his sharp and soft soul.

"Your fans wish you happiness forever and all the best." Huang Shaotian said, seeing Yu Wenzhou sitting silently in the sun, with a slight smile on his lips, he suddenly couldn't hold back and went forward to hug him in his arms.

Yu Wenzhou sat on the chair with his face pressed against Huang Shaotian's stomach, but he didn't move away, he just asked kindly, "What are you doing?"

"Cry as much as you want, laugh as much as you want," Huang Shaotian said, "I didn't do anything, it's windy on the balcony, so I'll help you press some wigs."

Yu Wenzhou laughed muffledly, and just kept his face buried, Huang Shaotian put his arms around him, pressed that long Weibo retweet, saw the "I love him very much" that slipped through the retweet, and swiped his finger to slap him. "I love him more than all of you".

Turning it into a public Weibo, I always feel a bit grandstanding, and turning it into the circle of friends, it seems to be a bit of a cover-up. In the end, Huang Shaotian chose "only visible to himself".

He finally admitted quietly to himself that if there is a deeper and more lingering feeling than love in this world, then he probably has this kind of feeling for Yu Wenzhou.