[Yu Huangyu] If Yu Wenzhou became bald

"So," Wang Jiexi repeated into the phone, "You didn't realize that I was in City B until two weeks after you arrived in City B? Huh?"

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! How can I not remember that you are in City B! I have to examine myself three times a day, are you conspiring and being unfaithful? Is Wang Dayan in City B? What, what? Right! I It’s because I didn’t dare to forget my big eyes! I was afraid that you would go on a business trip to Hogwarts like your fans said!” Huang Shaotian heard Wang Jiexi’s sneer, and hurriedly added, “I’ll treat you well tonight. Come on! The location is up to you!"

They sat at the restaurant chosen by Wang Jiexi at [-] o'clock in the evening, and Huang Shaotian was amazed: "Usually you are stuck in traffic jams and working overtime when I ask you to write a book, but today you came on time! You really can blackmail people." Is it different?"

Wang Jiexi took a sip of tea in a leisurely manner, enjoying the process of Huang Shaotian's meal to the fullest, and explained casually: "Of course I don't work overtime. I went to Shiqian's and just came back. I haven't sold my vacation yet."

"Hey, isn't that still Hogwarts!" Huang Shaotian sighed, and after being stared at by Wang Jiexi with a half-smile, he recalled, "Damn it, then why are you pretending to me! The first few days you You’re still here to blackmail me when you’re not in City B?!”

"Can you blame me for being stupid? It's all fate." Wang Jiexi said cheerfully, "Why hasn't Wenzhou arrived yet? You can't tell him you didn't call him? Impossible!"

"I'll be there later, working overtime, he has to go to work. Who is doing nothing like you! Hey, what kind of food is delicious here? You order it, it's not your recommendation!" Huang Shaotian pushed the menu in front of Wang Jiexi, with a slight hint. He hesitated to speak, "Wenzhou..."

"he?"

"He's been a little weird lately."

With great difficulty, Wang Jiexi swallowed back the phrase "He won't be strange someday": "What's wrong with him? So strange that you started to say short sentences?"

"He's been looking at me with a scrutinizing look recently," Huang Shaotian described to him, "it's the kind of look at the food reserve, the kind, the kind of look you just stared at the picture of the hoof on the menu... Laugh fart laugh!!!"

Wang Jiexi coughed twice, and said seriously, "Could it be that Wenzhou finally found out?"

"Ah?? What? What did you find???"

"I found out that you are no different from a piece of pork except that you can talk."

"Big-eyed, believe it or not, I'll stab you to death with a sword—" Huang Shaotian's verbal counterattack was interrupted by the waitress who came into the box to order for them. Throwing away the anger, he put his face on his face and let out a long sigh as if deflated: "Alas——"

"Why?" After ordering, Wang Jiexi handed the menu to the waiter, raised his eyelids perfunctorily and glanced at Huang Shaotian, "Those who didn't know thought you were telling me about your love troubles."

Huang Shaotian was so frightened that he jumped up from his seat, only to get a sneering "exaggerated" comment from Wang Jiexi, so he had no choice but to sit back angrily and continue to say: "I think he became strange after a phone call with Zheng Xuan." .”

Wang Jiexi finally had a little interest in learning: "What did they say?"

"How do I know I didn't hear their call..." Huang Shaotian looked depressed, "What do you think they will say?"

Wang Jiexi raised his eyebrows: "Why do you think I can guess what they will say?"

"I think you are more...experienced." Huang Shaotian stammered, he and Wang Jiexi exchanged glances, a tacit tacit silence melted between them, even they themselves didn't know what they understood , but did understand something.Huang Shaotian twirled his chopsticks and asked, "You are amazing, how could you have been with Fang Shen seven or eight years ago?"

"I bought a house in City B ten years ago." Wang Jiexi accepted Huang Shaotian's "compliment" frankly, "If it is indeed what you think, and not one of your three major illusions in life, then what are you going to do? manage?"

Huang Shaotian seemed to have lost the language ability he was so proud of. He was silent for a long time, and asked, "Big Eye, do you think me and Captain, you and Fang Shen... are comparable?"

Wang Jiexi said meaningfully: "If you want to compare like this."

"What are you talking about, why are you so serious?" Yu Wenzhou came in after the waiter, "I'm sorry I'm late."

Huang Shaotian rushed to answer in front of Wang Jiexi: "There's nothing we can say about Fang Shen! Isn't it big eyes?"

Wang Jiexi shook his head invisibly: "Yes, yes."

With one hand still hidden behind Yu Wenzhou's back, he pretended to be mysterious and said, "I brought you a gift." He looked like a relaxed and happy young man.

"I hope you didn't cook it yourself," Wang Jiexi and Huang Shaotian said in unison, "Is there anything more poisonous than that?"

"Well, you have indeed taken another step on the poisonous road." They saw Yu Wenzhou stretch out his hands, which were two roses.Yu Wenzhou couldn't help but give them one each: "A colleague in the office gave it to me."

"Colleague? Male or female? How old are you? Single? Sending roses? Tsk tsk tsk..." Huang Shaotian snorted through his nose, "You can't pass on the kindness someone gave you, right?"

"Tsk tsk tsk..." Wang Jiexi sighed in a double sense.

Yu Wenzhou took off his coat nonchalantly and sat down on the back of the chair: "What, everyone in the office has them. They bought vases for decoration. I thought I would have dinner with you at night, so I specially ordered an extra one. It’s not good to favor one over another, right?”

"I ask you to forget about me completely." Wang Jiexi slipped the rose into his coat pocket behind him, sounding like he really wanted to stay out of it.

Yu Wenzhou said softly, "How is that possible? I will remember you in my next life."

"Are you trying to make trouble? Disabled?"

Huang Shaotian belonged to the group of waving the flag and shouting for fear that the world will not be chaotic. He held up his flower as a microphone: "Now we are broadcasting for you the scene where the captains of the 2th Blue Rain Tiny Grass are tearing each other up. On my left is a talented man who is brilliant, martial, suave and elegant. The player Yu Wenzhou, on my right, is the player Wang Jiexi who barely managed to survive..."

Wang Jiexi smiled and rolled his eyes: "Stop it, it's been so many years and we're still going two-on-one, and we're shameless going to the end."

"That can't be helped, why did the captain send me flowers?" Huang Shaotian put the rose under his nose and smelled it, "I think the flowers the captain gave me are very fragrant."

There was a smile in his tone, making it hard to tell whether it was a joke or sincerity.

"It's two against one again?" Wang Jiexi's voice came from a Mo Dao account in Zhongcaotang, "How about Team Yu, do you dare to have a one-on-one betting on this wild boss?"

"That can't be done," said the little warlock in Blue Stream Pavilion, "I can't beat you one-on-one."

"I don't appreciate your self-knowledge the most," Wang Jiexi smiled helplessly, "Don't you ever get impulsive?"

"If the record is not ideal, how dare you be impulsive? There are only three incidents, and our team has already knelt four times in a row." Yu Wenzhou sighed, "Captain Wang, our team is so miserable, you can leave this wild boss to us! "

"Who didn't even kneel? Our team even kneeled a while ago, and the small score is worse than you. It's Yu team, you have a high hand, let us do it."

"Why are you two so good at talking nonsense every time when you get together! Competing in misery?" Huang Shaotian's impatient voice lurking not far away, "Should we still fight?"

"Hit." Wang Jiexi stopped talking nonsense, and almost unresponsively soared into the air with a broom, threw a lava flask towards Huang Shaotian's hiding place, and then threw the star ray towards the place where he might be diverted, completely Block Huang Shaotian's movement.He saw a slightly embarrassed figure crouching in the flames, and just breathed a sigh of relief when he was suddenly stabbed stiff by a sword from behind, Huang Shaotian's voice came from behind his character: "Haha, you were deceived by our captain's ingenious plan!" , I can’t open two trumpets? It’s my duty!”

"Dirty is still dirty with you." Wang Jiexi had to admit that he was careless for a moment, but his operation was unambiguous. He turned the broom and turned his backhand at an unbelievable angle to create a whirlwind of the broom, but Huang Shaotian backed away relentlessly after a successful blow. That's right, Yu Wenzhou's sorcerer seized the opportunity of these few seconds to control the battlefield, putting Wang Jiexi's magic way under his control skills.

"The boss is down!" Wang Jiexi was just about to change his account and go directly to the boss melee when he heard someone yelling. It turned out that Huang Shaotian had already activated the third trumpet he had arranged nearby, and took the Lanxi Pavilion to guard the center. Thatched Cottage's last attack.Wang Jiexi and Yu Wenzhou stopped at the same time. Wang Jiexi chatted secretly with Yu Wenzhou while the head of the trade union disbanded the Zhongcaotang to grab the boss, and at the same time chatted with Yu Wenzhou: "What's going on? Should we be careful in this week's match with you guys?" The attribute improvement of Troubling Rain?"

"No matter what happens, you have to be careful about Shaotian, he is a genius with unlimited potential." Yu Wenzhou said casually.Fang Shiqian's voice suddenly interjected from Wang Jiexi's side: "Okay, Wang Jiexi, don't call me to grab the boss!"

"Didn't you sleep?" Wang Jiexi replied vaguely, "What are you running around in the middle of the night, go to bed early, and you have to train tomorrow morning."

"Maybe it won't be two against one next time?" Yu Wenzhou Mi Wang Jiexi said.

"Ha, I would like to borrow your good words."

"It's out! It's out!" Seeing that the wild map boss dropped the rare materials they had been waiting for for a long time, Huang Shaotian was so excited that he shook Yu Wenzhou's chair, "Now the quantity is enough!"

"Okay, okay..." Yu Wenzhou was swayed by him in a good-tempered manner, and he also arranged for people from the trade union to take the materials to the technical department to improve Ice Rain.He silently calculated in his heart that he had saved enough materials for Free and Ice Rain, and the rest will be discussed next week. This week, he must adjust his state and prepare for the game... Before the battle against Tiny Herb, he must practice the routine of isolating the square formation, The key is the movement limit of the opponent's god... He thought about it for a long time, and when he came back to his senses, he found that Huang Shaotian was still sitting next to him, and he was also watching him in a daze, so he couldn't help but bumped Huang Shaotian with his shoulder: "Why? Why not?" go to bed?"

"Sleep, sleep, it's not waiting for you to come together." Huang Shaotian squeezed out a smile, and when he looked closely, he could see that Yu Wenzhou had obvious dark circles under his eyes, and he was still planning his training schedule a few hours later, exhausted and full.Huang Shaotian thought, where is the limit of this person?Doesn't he feel tired or stressed?Recently, due to various reasons, Lan Yu suffered four consecutive kneelings, and Yu Wenzhou, the newly appointed captain, became the target of public criticism, but he was even calmer, quieter than usual, and pretended to be lively.Yu Wenzhou's composure maintains the confidence of the entire team. Everyone actively believes that things will get better soon, and there will always be a way. They believe that Yu Wenzhou will lead them in a solid and good direction. Still young, not yet 20 years old.

"Shaotian, you go back to sleep first, I'll take another look—" Huang Shaotian knew what Yu Wenzhou was going to say, and interrupted him by pulling him up: "What are you looking at, sleep! Are you not tired?"

It seemed to be to make up for losing his temper with Huang Shaotian. Since then, Yu Wenzhou has never had any temper with Huang Shaotian. He was dragged to the dormitory, and he admitted in a low voice, "I'm tired, I'm so tired that I'm about to vomit."

Huang Shaotian turned his head and glared at him: "Do you understand the skill of sharpening a knife and chopping firewood?"

Yu Wenzhou seemed to be very obedient and nodded, but Huang Shaotian knew that he must have said something in his heart, "If I don't try my best to squeeze out the last drop of value from my body, what qualifications do I have to stand here?" Yu Wenzhou has grown up in recent years. He was much gentler, but he was still stubborn inside. He relied on this stubbornness to stay here, and he will rely on this stubbornness to support Lan Yu to move forward in the future.Huang Shaotian felt a frustrating sense of powerlessness. He was entrusted to help Yu Wenzhou well, but now he could only watch him sacrificing himself and gritted his teeth to hold on.

"Captain, you have to remember that you still have us." Huang Shaotian firmly held Yu Wenzhou's hand, as if Yu Wenzhou wouldn't be able to hear him otherwise.

Yu Wenzhou was stunned for a moment: "Of course I remember you are still there, how would I be able to—"

"You can do well without us," Huang Shaotian interrupted him, "but you have to remember that there are us, especially me, your vice team."

"Uh... um." Yu Wenzhou nodded a little at a loss, and a moment of silence enveloped them for two seconds, before he changed the subject, "Are you confident in fighting against Tiny Herb this week?"

"Don't be afraid, no matter how coquettish the big eyes go, I can overturn him."

"He may not be coquettish and erratic. Didn't you notice that he gradually began to hide his magician style of play and returned to the team? Especially his cooperation with Fang Shen has improved significantly compared to last season, which is completely worthy of the name There is a tacit understanding."

"That was a tacit understanding that started halfway, can it be compared with us?" Huang Shaotian pushed Yu Wenzhou into the room, folded his arms and "watched" him make the bed and brush his teeth, "Let me use an analogy..."

"I've learned to use metaphors." Yu Wenzhou smiled at him with his toothbrush in his mouth.

"Big Eyes and Fang Shen, they just caught up with each other recently, unlike us, we are married with our fingertips!"

Yu Wenzhou smiled brightly.