[Yu Huangyu] If Yu Wenzhou became bald
Chapter 4
In the second season, there were only two young students who entered the Blue Rain training camp, one Huang Shaotian and one Yu Wenzhou.
Huang Shaotian went to send two fellow boys who had a good relationship with him to leave. The boys pretended to be calm and fought and chatted with him as usual, but they still blushed sadly when they parted at the train station.They wished Huang Shaotian success in cheering, and then one said with a choked throat that he would always be a fan of Blue Rain in the future, and the other said in a fit of anger that he would never be a fan of Blue Rain again.
The suitcase was dragged behind them, and they walked away with the owner with a hasty noise.Huang Shaotian put his hands in his pockets, people passing by him in the square in front of the station, the huge train station is like a door in this city, and he thought about Wei Chen's mood when he walked out of this door.
No one, no one came to see him off.
Huang Shaotian frowned, went back the same way and got on the subway back to the club.He is not a native of City G. After he came, he focused on playing games in the club. He could only grasp a few points and lines about the city. It was not until he walked out of the subway station to the club that he gradually became familiar with the surrounding scenery.
The finish line was the Blue Rain Club, which he was most familiar with, and the team logo was shining brightly in the sunlight.He couldn't help speeding up his pace, and entered the gate in three steps at a time, almost running up to the second floor.Yu Wenzhou was alone in the training room, with his back to Huang Shaotian, manipulating the character to stop and go on the game map.
Huang Shaotian walked over quietly with light steps, and saw Yu Wenzhou with a pen and his hardcover notebook in his hand, writing and drawing in the notebook while directing the characters.Huang Shaotian looked at his computer screen, and vaguely guessed that he might be observing the light of the map and the shadows on the ground for a while, recording the surrounding terrain and vegetation for a while, and Huang Shaotian really couldn't see what he was doing. Facing the computer sideways, he was lost in thought.
In the training room, there was only the sound of the computer running, covering their breathing. Huang Shaotian gradually calmed down under such cover. It was very strange. Yu Wenzhou seemed to have a calming atmosphere.
"Is their journey going smoothly?" Yu Wenzhou asked suddenly.
Huang Shaotian was taken aback: "You know I'm back! Well, it went smoothly to the train station."
Yu Wenzhou turned his head to smile, nodded, and turned back to face the computer screen.Huang Shaotian pulled away the chair beside him, turned on the computer, and when it was on, he lay on the table and looked at Yu Wenzhou: "Hi."
"Huh?" Yu Wenzhou looked at him.
"It's just the two of us left alone."
Yu Wenzhou suddenly stretched out his hand and rubbed Huang Shaotian's hair: "Yes."
"Hey! What are you doing to Senior! Why are you so rude!"
"You only came a few days earlier than me, but I'm half a year older than you."
"Huh? Are you older than me??"
"You just know?"
"Aren't you very good at observing maps? Have you noticed?" Huang Shaotian asked, "There is an extra bird's nest on this tree."
They were standing in the yard between the training camp and the club building. Yu Wenzhou walked over to stand with Huang Shaotian under the tree and looked up. There is a small bird's nest, and the owner of the bird seems to be absent.
"You don't want to climb up to dig it out, do you?" Yu Wenzhou speculated on him, "Farewell, you're not very friendly, and you're afraid of scratching your hands."
"What kind of persona am I in your heart..." Huang Shaotian complained with a suppressed smile.
"Move like a rabbit, be still... there is no time for stillness."
"Hiss——Yu Wenzhou, I found that you have become more and more eloquent recently, do you owe PK——"
Yu Wenzhou took a few steps back with a smile, and changed the subject: "What kind of bird's nest do you think this is? What did it hatch?"
"Swallows? Sparrows? Doves? Crows? Magpies?"
"You also provided too many options, how can you guess like this, what kind of bird do you know?"
Huang Shaotian held his head up for a long time: "Anyway, it can't be chickens, ducks, or geese."
He heard a sneer from behind, and was about to turn around and fight Yu Wenzhou, but suddenly he heard a voice that shocked him all over.
Fang Shijing leaned out half of his body from the corridor on the second floor of the club, and yelled towards the yard: "Shaotian, I caught you being lazy again, and I told you to come down to do exercises, so you just stand there? How many times did you say you were going to jump rope?"
Huang Shaotian shrank his neck and retreated from the shade of the tree, feeling dissatisfied, obviously the two of us deserted together, why did you scold me alone?Looking back at Yu Wenzhou, he was doing a decent set of Tai Chi, posing as a white crane spreading its wings, and smiled at Huang Shaotian.
How dirty this man is!White-skinned and black-hearted!
Fang Shijing still stayed in the corridor: "Come to my office to find me after the activities. There are new kids coming to the training camp today. Come with me to have a look."
"Okay captain~~" The two obediently agreed to Fang Shijing, and when they passed by the corridor, Huang Shaotian stopped skipping rope, went to Yu Wenzhou's side, stretched out his hand and patted Yu Baihe down: "A newcomer is coming!"
Yu Wenzhou was amused by him: "So happy? The training camp courtesan."
"Tsk, what do you know? I just felt like that bird's egg, in the position of being hatched. Now that a newcomer comes, I'm like an egg hatcher. Do you understand when I'm older?"
This is a nonsensical metaphor... Yu Wenzhou couldn't help laughing: "Okay, okay, as long as you are happy."
Huang Shaotian suddenly put his arms around his shoulders: "You still—"
"Ahem." Fang Shijing passed by the corridor again, "Do you have to squeeze so close when doing exercises and boxing? How about a dance?"
Yu Wenzhou came out of the study room and saw Huang Shaotian wearing a vest and half lying on the treadmill looking at his mobile phone. The treadmill was still running vigorously, turning his own. Huang Shaotian stood with one foot on the floor and the other on the floor. On the treadmill, I followed the strokes twice very perfunctorily.
"Shaotian," Yu Wenzhou walked over and tugged at the shoulder straps of his vest, "What are you doing to me? The treadmill is still a child, so it's innocent."
"I'll come down within 2 minutes to reply to a message and you'll come out. Why do you have the same physique as Lao Fang!" Huang Shaotian was dragged by him, and leaned back against Yu Wenzhou, "Look, I'm covered in sweat."
"It's all sweat and you rubbed against me, Huang Shaotian, you've learned the routine, you." Yu Wenzhou disliked him very much, "Who did you secretly communicate the song with?"
"Fang Rui and Zheng Xuan were eating outside. They sent pictures of barbecues to provoke me. I can't bear my temper. What's barbecue? I told them that I have the team leader to cook eggs for me in the morning. Well, the captain fried the egg like a big gift bag from the plane, every day I guess it is a surprise that he can fry it until it is cooked..."
"Are you implying that you want to include breakfast?"
Huang Shaotian immediately shut up, turned on the voice and lied about the military situation on the phone in a serious manner: "Captain Yu said you two animals! What are you roasting chicken wings and pork belly! Harm the same kind!"
What was the reply over there, and Huang Shaotian shouted again: "What kind of species are you? You are a sloth! Dad, when I hatched you, I never thought that a sloth would hatch from a bird's egg!"
Yu Wenzhou poured two glasses of water, handed one to Huang Shaotian, and laughed at him: "Look, we are so anxious for our courtesans."
"What, didn't they say that you are the most popular in the league?" Huang Shaotian typed quickly with both hands while talking while drinking from the cup in Yu Wenzhou's hand, without delaying anything, "Especially this Zheng Xuanda, he is here Blue Rain chose Yu Wenzhou as a tutor on the first day!"
"I don't dare to be that. At least for the first two years, I really had more energy than I wanted to make friends." Yu Wenzhou said lightly, "Hold it by myself."
"So as your early friend, am I especially important to you?"
"Well, is it?" Yu Wenzhou pretended to be dry.
"Then you don't even want to serve me a cup!!!"
"..."
"Wow, Fang Rui asked me if I like you!" Huang Shaotian suddenly yelled.
Yu Wenzhou didn't know whether he was choked up by the volume or the content: "Is he finished?"
Huang Shaotian read while typing: "It's no use whether I like him or not, anyway, he doesn't like me, he won't even serve me a cup..."
“……………………”
The newcomers reported in the training camp this year have been gathered into a group, which seems to be more formal than the scattered ones in previous years.The rookies were arranged to have a sparring match with the full-time players to test their strength. Although Huang Shaotian was introduced as a reserve player, he also sat in the competition seat, as if he was one of the three examiners.
Yu Wenzhou took out his hardcover and was about to observe the new students carefully when he was suddenly stopped.
"Senior, you are also a reserve team." The rookie who looked a bit lazy said, "Can I fight with you?"
Huang Shaotian listened to it from the side, and countless plots turned in his mind for a while, whether Yu Wenzhou's slow hand speed was noticed to pick up soft persimmons, or whether this person is also a warlock and knew that Yu Wenzhou belonged to Soksar The reason why the heir came here to spoil the scene, why did this person fall in love with Yu Wenzhou at first sight? He wanted to attract his attention, tsk tsk tsk tsk, everything from every direction and every angle.
Yu Wenzhou was also a little curious, he had already memorized the names of most of the newcomers: "Zheng Xuan, why do you want to fight with me?"
Zheng Xuan resisted the urge to yawn, and pointed to a large group of new students waiting for the test: "There will be a long queue over there..."
"..." Huang Shaotian died, "Zheng Xuan, return to the team!"
Yu Wenzhou couldn't help laughing: "What's the matter, come on and fight me."
"Don't spoil the child!"
Zheng Xuan was so stressed that he always felt that there was something wrong with this conversation...
However, habit is a terrible thing. In less than a week, Zheng Xuan got used to the slightly weird conversations between the two seniors. Even one day during the lunch break, Huang Shaotian said excitedly in a low voice, "It's born, it's born!" Yu Wenzhou can't shake Zheng Xuan even if he pulls away.
Yu Wenzhou was dragged by Huang Shaotian to the tree in the yard, looked up and saw a few small heads protruding from the bird's nest, chirping, and a big adult crow was standing by the nest, feeding the chicks. "It turned out to be a nest of crows." Yu Wenzhou sighed.
"Since it was born in our Blue Rain's courtyard, it's not a crow," Huang Shaotian said mysteriously, "This is a nest of great Soksar!"
Yu Wenzhou laughed out loud, and the two seniors from the training camp stood under the tree to observe Lan Yu's new life, completely unaware that this moment would become the origin of an important meme in the league.
This stalk comes from an interview by Zheng Xuan, "Knowing that he is talking nonsense, but I don't know why he seems very convincing." He mentioned in the interview: "Ah, the captain and Huang Shao's child is three years old this year. Well, I hugged it when I was just born, it's a lot of weight."
Zheng Xuan, kept a secret.
Huang Shaotian went to send two fellow boys who had a good relationship with him to leave. The boys pretended to be calm and fought and chatted with him as usual, but they still blushed sadly when they parted at the train station.They wished Huang Shaotian success in cheering, and then one said with a choked throat that he would always be a fan of Blue Rain in the future, and the other said in a fit of anger that he would never be a fan of Blue Rain again.
The suitcase was dragged behind them, and they walked away with the owner with a hasty noise.Huang Shaotian put his hands in his pockets, people passing by him in the square in front of the station, the huge train station is like a door in this city, and he thought about Wei Chen's mood when he walked out of this door.
No one, no one came to see him off.
Huang Shaotian frowned, went back the same way and got on the subway back to the club.He is not a native of City G. After he came, he focused on playing games in the club. He could only grasp a few points and lines about the city. It was not until he walked out of the subway station to the club that he gradually became familiar with the surrounding scenery.
The finish line was the Blue Rain Club, which he was most familiar with, and the team logo was shining brightly in the sunlight.He couldn't help speeding up his pace, and entered the gate in three steps at a time, almost running up to the second floor.Yu Wenzhou was alone in the training room, with his back to Huang Shaotian, manipulating the character to stop and go on the game map.
Huang Shaotian walked over quietly with light steps, and saw Yu Wenzhou with a pen and his hardcover notebook in his hand, writing and drawing in the notebook while directing the characters.Huang Shaotian looked at his computer screen, and vaguely guessed that he might be observing the light of the map and the shadows on the ground for a while, recording the surrounding terrain and vegetation for a while, and Huang Shaotian really couldn't see what he was doing. Facing the computer sideways, he was lost in thought.
In the training room, there was only the sound of the computer running, covering their breathing. Huang Shaotian gradually calmed down under such cover. It was very strange. Yu Wenzhou seemed to have a calming atmosphere.
"Is their journey going smoothly?" Yu Wenzhou asked suddenly.
Huang Shaotian was taken aback: "You know I'm back! Well, it went smoothly to the train station."
Yu Wenzhou turned his head to smile, nodded, and turned back to face the computer screen.Huang Shaotian pulled away the chair beside him, turned on the computer, and when it was on, he lay on the table and looked at Yu Wenzhou: "Hi."
"Huh?" Yu Wenzhou looked at him.
"It's just the two of us left alone."
Yu Wenzhou suddenly stretched out his hand and rubbed Huang Shaotian's hair: "Yes."
"Hey! What are you doing to Senior! Why are you so rude!"
"You only came a few days earlier than me, but I'm half a year older than you."
"Huh? Are you older than me??"
"You just know?"
"Aren't you very good at observing maps? Have you noticed?" Huang Shaotian asked, "There is an extra bird's nest on this tree."
They were standing in the yard between the training camp and the club building. Yu Wenzhou walked over to stand with Huang Shaotian under the tree and looked up. There is a small bird's nest, and the owner of the bird seems to be absent.
"You don't want to climb up to dig it out, do you?" Yu Wenzhou speculated on him, "Farewell, you're not very friendly, and you're afraid of scratching your hands."
"What kind of persona am I in your heart..." Huang Shaotian complained with a suppressed smile.
"Move like a rabbit, be still... there is no time for stillness."
"Hiss——Yu Wenzhou, I found that you have become more and more eloquent recently, do you owe PK——"
Yu Wenzhou took a few steps back with a smile, and changed the subject: "What kind of bird's nest do you think this is? What did it hatch?"
"Swallows? Sparrows? Doves? Crows? Magpies?"
"You also provided too many options, how can you guess like this, what kind of bird do you know?"
Huang Shaotian held his head up for a long time: "Anyway, it can't be chickens, ducks, or geese."
He heard a sneer from behind, and was about to turn around and fight Yu Wenzhou, but suddenly he heard a voice that shocked him all over.
Fang Shijing leaned out half of his body from the corridor on the second floor of the club, and yelled towards the yard: "Shaotian, I caught you being lazy again, and I told you to come down to do exercises, so you just stand there? How many times did you say you were going to jump rope?"
Huang Shaotian shrank his neck and retreated from the shade of the tree, feeling dissatisfied, obviously the two of us deserted together, why did you scold me alone?Looking back at Yu Wenzhou, he was doing a decent set of Tai Chi, posing as a white crane spreading its wings, and smiled at Huang Shaotian.
How dirty this man is!White-skinned and black-hearted!
Fang Shijing still stayed in the corridor: "Come to my office to find me after the activities. There are new kids coming to the training camp today. Come with me to have a look."
"Okay captain~~" The two obediently agreed to Fang Shijing, and when they passed by the corridor, Huang Shaotian stopped skipping rope, went to Yu Wenzhou's side, stretched out his hand and patted Yu Baihe down: "A newcomer is coming!"
Yu Wenzhou was amused by him: "So happy? The training camp courtesan."
"Tsk, what do you know? I just felt like that bird's egg, in the position of being hatched. Now that a newcomer comes, I'm like an egg hatcher. Do you understand when I'm older?"
This is a nonsensical metaphor... Yu Wenzhou couldn't help laughing: "Okay, okay, as long as you are happy."
Huang Shaotian suddenly put his arms around his shoulders: "You still—"
"Ahem." Fang Shijing passed by the corridor again, "Do you have to squeeze so close when doing exercises and boxing? How about a dance?"
Yu Wenzhou came out of the study room and saw Huang Shaotian wearing a vest and half lying on the treadmill looking at his mobile phone. The treadmill was still running vigorously, turning his own. Huang Shaotian stood with one foot on the floor and the other on the floor. On the treadmill, I followed the strokes twice very perfunctorily.
"Shaotian," Yu Wenzhou walked over and tugged at the shoulder straps of his vest, "What are you doing to me? The treadmill is still a child, so it's innocent."
"I'll come down within 2 minutes to reply to a message and you'll come out. Why do you have the same physique as Lao Fang!" Huang Shaotian was dragged by him, and leaned back against Yu Wenzhou, "Look, I'm covered in sweat."
"It's all sweat and you rubbed against me, Huang Shaotian, you've learned the routine, you." Yu Wenzhou disliked him very much, "Who did you secretly communicate the song with?"
"Fang Rui and Zheng Xuan were eating outside. They sent pictures of barbecues to provoke me. I can't bear my temper. What's barbecue? I told them that I have the team leader to cook eggs for me in the morning. Well, the captain fried the egg like a big gift bag from the plane, every day I guess it is a surprise that he can fry it until it is cooked..."
"Are you implying that you want to include breakfast?"
Huang Shaotian immediately shut up, turned on the voice and lied about the military situation on the phone in a serious manner: "Captain Yu said you two animals! What are you roasting chicken wings and pork belly! Harm the same kind!"
What was the reply over there, and Huang Shaotian shouted again: "What kind of species are you? You are a sloth! Dad, when I hatched you, I never thought that a sloth would hatch from a bird's egg!"
Yu Wenzhou poured two glasses of water, handed one to Huang Shaotian, and laughed at him: "Look, we are so anxious for our courtesans."
"What, didn't they say that you are the most popular in the league?" Huang Shaotian typed quickly with both hands while talking while drinking from the cup in Yu Wenzhou's hand, without delaying anything, "Especially this Zheng Xuanda, he is here Blue Rain chose Yu Wenzhou as a tutor on the first day!"
"I don't dare to be that. At least for the first two years, I really had more energy than I wanted to make friends." Yu Wenzhou said lightly, "Hold it by myself."
"So as your early friend, am I especially important to you?"
"Well, is it?" Yu Wenzhou pretended to be dry.
"Then you don't even want to serve me a cup!!!"
"..."
"Wow, Fang Rui asked me if I like you!" Huang Shaotian suddenly yelled.
Yu Wenzhou didn't know whether he was choked up by the volume or the content: "Is he finished?"
Huang Shaotian read while typing: "It's no use whether I like him or not, anyway, he doesn't like me, he won't even serve me a cup..."
“……………………”
The newcomers reported in the training camp this year have been gathered into a group, which seems to be more formal than the scattered ones in previous years.The rookies were arranged to have a sparring match with the full-time players to test their strength. Although Huang Shaotian was introduced as a reserve player, he also sat in the competition seat, as if he was one of the three examiners.
Yu Wenzhou took out his hardcover and was about to observe the new students carefully when he was suddenly stopped.
"Senior, you are also a reserve team." The rookie who looked a bit lazy said, "Can I fight with you?"
Huang Shaotian listened to it from the side, and countless plots turned in his mind for a while, whether Yu Wenzhou's slow hand speed was noticed to pick up soft persimmons, or whether this person is also a warlock and knew that Yu Wenzhou belonged to Soksar The reason why the heir came here to spoil the scene, why did this person fall in love with Yu Wenzhou at first sight? He wanted to attract his attention, tsk tsk tsk tsk, everything from every direction and every angle.
Yu Wenzhou was also a little curious, he had already memorized the names of most of the newcomers: "Zheng Xuan, why do you want to fight with me?"
Zheng Xuan resisted the urge to yawn, and pointed to a large group of new students waiting for the test: "There will be a long queue over there..."
"..." Huang Shaotian died, "Zheng Xuan, return to the team!"
Yu Wenzhou couldn't help laughing: "What's the matter, come on and fight me."
"Don't spoil the child!"
Zheng Xuan was so stressed that he always felt that there was something wrong with this conversation...
However, habit is a terrible thing. In less than a week, Zheng Xuan got used to the slightly weird conversations between the two seniors. Even one day during the lunch break, Huang Shaotian said excitedly in a low voice, "It's born, it's born!" Yu Wenzhou can't shake Zheng Xuan even if he pulls away.
Yu Wenzhou was dragged by Huang Shaotian to the tree in the yard, looked up and saw a few small heads protruding from the bird's nest, chirping, and a big adult crow was standing by the nest, feeding the chicks. "It turned out to be a nest of crows." Yu Wenzhou sighed.
"Since it was born in our Blue Rain's courtyard, it's not a crow," Huang Shaotian said mysteriously, "This is a nest of great Soksar!"
Yu Wenzhou laughed out loud, and the two seniors from the training camp stood under the tree to observe Lan Yu's new life, completely unaware that this moment would become the origin of an important meme in the league.
This stalk comes from an interview by Zheng Xuan, "Knowing that he is talking nonsense, but I don't know why he seems very convincing." He mentioned in the interview: "Ah, the captain and Huang Shao's child is three years old this year. Well, I hugged it when I was just born, it's a lot of weight."
Zheng Xuan, kept a secret.
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