[Yu Huangyu] If Yu Wenzhou became bald

There is a widely circulated meme about Blue Rain. A naive little girl who just came into contact with Glory asked, why is Blue Rain called Blue Rain Temple, and are all the players in it bald?

Huang Shaotian was very angry when he first found out about this meme, clamoring that it must have been made up by the drug powders to blackmail me, Big Blue Rain!Nothing!Sinister intentions!Later, he got used to being teased and accepted this setting. Anyway, Yu Wenzhou is the abbot anyway, and he has the longest "bald age", and he smiled and put his arms around Yu Wenzhou and said, "I'm not afraid, the sky will fall, and the tall ones will go bald first. "

Under Huang Shaotian's offensive of hurting the enemy by one thousand and self-defeating eight hundred, the bald black figure gradually concentrated on Yu Wenzhou, especially when Weicao Fan and Lan Yufen were fighting on the forum Tuban, someone else would always say rubbish Words: Wang Jiexi suffers from dysmenorrhea, Yu Wenzhou is bald.

The poor warlocks are arranged collectively, with wigs under the hood, should they be given an extra equipment slot?

In fact, no one knew that Huang Shaotian had a deeper sense of regret for the bald head. During the physical conflict when he was young and ignorant, he accidentally pulled Yu Wenzhou's hair.Although he didn't pull one off, it was still not good for the scalp. Huang Shaotian later discussed with Yu Wenzhou very carefully: "Should I buy you a wig? The kind of black parted in the middle, and the front hair fixed with hairspray." Out of style."

Yu Wenzhou's counterattack has been smashing pillows for more than ten years, and he has not made much progress.

The fight between the two teenagers was really about to start a fight. Sometimes Yu Wenzhou even felt that his co-sleeping with Huang Shaotian was like a failed arranged marriage. Although they had different beds, it was definitely a different dream.He deliberately got up earlier every day, packed up and went out before Huang Shaotian woke up, the already insufficient sleep time was further shortened, and he could barely survive with coffee.

He knew that this was a stupid move, but he didn't want to be alone with Huang Shaotian, he seemed to get angry with Huang Shaotian very easily, he analyzed rationally, is this jealousy?

After nearly two months of self-abuse like this, one day when he came back at night, Huang Shaotian rarely played games in front of the computer, and when he heard the doorbell, he pressed the pause button on the computer on the screen, turned around and said seriously : "Yu Wenzhou, I want to talk to you."

Yu Wenzhou was frightened. To be honest, he was really afraid of Huang Shaotian's "talking".

Huang Shaotian didn't care whether he answered or not, and continued talking on his own: "As a senior who entered the training camp earlier than you, roommate, I think we should care about your daily life. Teacher Chen came to ask me today, Are you feeling unwell? Why are there dark circles under your eyes and a bad complexion? I also think so, you don’t go to bed until after twelve o’clock every day, and one morning I saw that you woke up after five o’clock in a daze, you How long did you sleep this day?"

Yu Wenzhou swallowed another "None of your business" and turned around to take off his coat: "It's almost five hours."

"Fart! Act like I can't see you drinking so much coffee! You don't have to work so hard!" Huang Shaotian seemed to have made up his mind, "It's a big deal, I'll help you train together in the future, no matter what I can't watch you die suddenly."

"No need." Yu Wenzhou rejected his offer without even thinking about it, and his tone was so calm and ruthless, "My hand speed problem is innate, and you can't help me."

"Then you can improve your hand speed without sleeping?"

"I'll find another way."

Huang Shaotian stared at him, so angry that he was about to vomit blood. He was full of grievances from being treated like a donkey with good intentions, so he quickly turned off the computer, went to the bathroom to fiddle twice, rushed out to turn off the headlights, went to bed and pulled the quilt over his head: "I Don't care about you, you can do whatever you like."

Before Yu Wenzhou had time to turn on his desk lamp, he was left in the darkness like this. He stood in place and waited for his eyes to slowly adjust.

In fact, he should be grateful for these hands, after all it gave him the right to struggle, he should also be grateful for Huang Shaotian, for keeping a care for him, and making him turn up and down when he was almost unable to hold on. The obsession to admit defeat.

He always thinks a lot, but only at this time did he realize that he is not so jealous of Huang Shaotian, how good Huang Shaotian is, he is a genius, so close to his goal, destined to succeed, open-minded and kind-hearted.He wanted to stand shoulder to shoulder with Huang Shaotian, but he couldn't do it, so he became more and more afraid that Huang Shaotian would approach him, afraid that Huang Shaotian would speak to him in a pitiful tone.

I really didn't know what to do, so I had to irritate him and irritate myself. When I got angry, I was at least equal.Yu Wenzhou turned on the desk lamp, sat in front of the table and stared blankly for a long time, his mind idling for a long time, and only spit out a few key words of "meager self-esteem".

He suddenly felt uncomfortable and decided to go to bed earlier.

Ever since Yu Wenzhou recovered seven hours of sleep, he and Huang Shaotian had miraculously maintained a kind of indifferent peace, with no communication, no disputes, Huang Shaotian talked to himself in the dormitory more than he talked to Yu Wenzhou.This peace has been accumulated until the three rounds of confrontation between Yu Wenzhou and Wei Chen, and then suddenly turned around.

Yu Wenzhou manipulated his Warlock to hide behind the boulder. In the first game, his heart was beating nervously and his palms were sweating. In the second game, he was much calmer, staring at the map calmly. At that time, he couldn't think about anything superfluous, and he quickly calculated the skills and positions of both sides without distraction.He was facing an experienced senior, but he himself only had this role, this map, and this last path that could be followed.

In the end, his bloody Warlock stood under the two characters of Glory, and he had no real sense of what he had done.

"Thank you for your advice, senior." Yu Wenzhou stood up and said.The blood flowed in his body again, he took a deep breath and felt the oxygen again, he raised his head and looked at Wei Chen, for a few seconds, he very much expected Wei Chen to say a few words of praise to him, like It was the same as what Huang Shaotian said usually.

Wei Chen didn't say anything, just nodded, and said, "Keep going."

The teenagers from the training camp gathered around and asked Yu Wenzhou for tips, hoping to fight him. Huang Shaotian pushed from the back row to the front: "Let's go, let's go, this is my roommate, of course my first One fights him."

Someone watched Wei Chen and Fang Shijing walk away, and muttered a few words: "Isn't it just that I have studied warlocks and maps, and I am opportunistic."

Huang Shaotian is used to talking faster than anyone else: "You can do it."

In the training camp, no one wanted to confront Huang Shaotian, and the unpleasant atmosphere gradually dissipated as one party left angrily. Yu Wenzhou even thought amusedly that maybe he was the only one here who dared to strangle Huang Shaotian to death.

Flag didn't stand up, and it didn't take long for the news of Wei Chen's retirement to spread in the team. No reason was given, but everyone had to think of Yu Wenzhou's three wins against Wei Chen in a row.Huang Shaotian took a nap in the dormitory, tossing and kicking the quilt irritably, while Yu Wenzhou stood by him, bit his lower lip, and said, "I'm sorry."

"What are you sorry for? Why are you saying sorry?" Huang Shaotian sat up suddenly from the bed, "Can you stop acting like you did something wrong?"

Yu Wenzhou didn't speak, but stood on the spot with his head down. Huang Shaotian rushed over angrily, grabbed him by the collar and pushed him down on the bed, causing Yu Wenzhou's back to hurt: "You didn't do anything wrong, why did you say sorry? You're so good. Oh, do you think the captain is leaving after you beat him? Funny, how could it be possible, he is so powerful, even if he loses, he is not weaker than you, he just—he just..."

Huang Shaotian's eyes widened, but his eyes gradually blurred. Tears fell drop by drop, falling on Yu Wenzhou's side face and chin. He couldn't tell that Wei Chen didn't lose to anyone, but only lost to time. He couldn't tell. Wei Chen is just getting old, everyone will have this day, he is very uncomfortable, he wants to blame who is wrong, but he doesn't know who to blame, he wants to cry, but he feels worthless.

In the end he had to blame himself, he was not strong enough.

"I'm going to the bathroom." Huang Shaotian let go of Yu Wenzhou, hurried into the bathroom, and locked the door behind him.

Yu Wenzhou kept lying on the bed, covering his eyes with his hands, he wasn't crying, the tears on his face were all Huang Shaotian's.Wei Chen used to be the best professional player closest to Yu Wenzhou. His goal, the embodiment of his dream, was Blue Rain's shelter. But all of these will end in this season, and time will not wait for anyone.

At the bottom of his box was a poster of Soksar, and he hadn't asked Wei Chen to sign it, so he didn't dare, and he still doesn't dare.

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk, you put up such a big poster of Soksar, you don't even put up the sound of the rain at night!" Huang Shaotian made a big comment on Yu Wenzhou's study, "Give one more favor than another, Comrade Yu Wenzhou!"

Yu Wenzhou gave him a sideways glance: "After all, this is Soksar's house, not Troubling Night Rain's house."

"What is our revolutionary friendship between you and me!" Huang Shaotian patted him on the shoulder, "What are you going to eat for dinner? Do you have to cleanse me up?"

"What does Shaotian want to eat?" Yu Wenzhou yawned. The two of them went home and cleaned up the guest room. They went straight to catch up on sleep and fell asleep after lunch. Now they are so hungry that they can swallow a cow whole. "Chinese food? Western food? Spicy? spicy?"

Huang Shaotian twitched a bit: "It's not good for the two of us to eat Western food, right? I'm a little embarrassed."

Yu Wenzhou smiled: "What are you thinking honey, KFC takeaway is also Western food."

"..." Huang Shaotian said very sadly, "Yu Wenzhou, why haven't you made any progress after all these years, and your heart is still as dirty as before. How can you become a Buddha like this!"

"Hehe, you can use the shampoo yourself, I have more worries than you."