absurd comedy

Guests: Xia Qinghe & Gu Jinmo, Gao Qi & Wu Yuanyuan, Yang Yifan & Zhou Shiqing, Su Dongyang & Yu Jiaqing

Moderator: Author Bacteria

Q: It seems that everyone is Bai Fumei type, can you rank your assets?

Xia Qinghe: If the company is not listed, it is difficult to count assets.

Gu Jinmo: I always thought you were rich, aren't you a capitalist?

Gao Qi: The capitalist should be my Ayuan!

Wu Yuanyuan: Sorry to smirk

Yang Yifan: Zhou Shiqing, a mountain is still as high as a mountain.

Zhou Shiqing: Is it enough to buy you a bag? Why do you need so much money?

Su Dongyang: With a dazed look, she always thought that her family, Sissy, was already at the top of the pyramid.

Yu Jiaqing: Forbes top [-], no bank loans, I have never heard of your names.

Everyone looked at Yu Jiaqing in unison

Yu Jiaqing: The author, please announce it!

The author is trembling: According to information that is both true and false, it should be Yu-Wu-Xia-Zhou-Gu-Gao-Yang-Su

Everyone was stunned!

Author: The property of the Wu family cannot be counted. It should be similar to that of the Yu family. Those below Zhou are considered middle-class, so there is no comparison.

Everyone: Can't the writing be more simple?Don't you hate the story of Bai Fumei?

Author Jun: I hate Bai Fumei and Silly Baitian together, I don't hate Qiangqiang, everyone is not bad.

Q: Your love is the kind of story that everyone yearns for and loves each other. Is the other party still your favorite person up to now?

Xia Qinghe: After all, it was snatched, so it must be.

Gu Jinmo: dumbfounded

Gao Qi: Yes, it is not easy to come by, the favorite of my life, and it will never change.

Wu Yuanyuan: Tears filled my eyes

Zhou Shiqing: I am, she is not, she loves money the most.

Yang Yifan: That's right, it's so troublesome to fall in love with, the children are grown up, so hypocritical.

Everyone was stunned!

Yu Jiaqing was silent when she heard Yang Yifan's answer, and was about to think of an answer that shocked the audience, but she didn't expect to hear Su Dongyang say: forever!

Yu Jiaqing held Su Dongyang's hand tightly with tears in her eyes.

Q: What is the most expensive gift you have ever given, and what is the most special gift you have received?

Xia Qinghe: She herself, does it count if the most expensive gift I've ever given is throwing away a project that is a surefire profit?

Yang Yifan panicked: There is such a person?The most valuable thing I have ever received is her assets, the most special one is Dodo.

Wu Yuanyuan: I have a little conscience.

Gao Qi: The most precious thing is a child. If I give it away, does my whole life count?

Yu Jiaqing: Are they all so sensational?The most expensive gift has been several hundred million. Su Dongyang, what gift do you think is the most special?

Su Dongyang: Girlfriend qualification certificate.

How many billion?Yang Yifan swallowed: money is not important, the most important thing is to make friends.

Zhou Shiqing: The two of you are very suitable to be together, one loves money and the other can make money.

Yu Jiaqing: I don't like vases!

Yang Yifan:? ? ?Who is the vase, my mother graduated from a prestigious school, and has her own career.

Yu Jiaqing: I didn't see it.

Wu Yuanyuan: Let me testify that although she is an actress and looks pretty, she is not brainless.

Yu Jiaqing: Not as beautiful as my Su Dongyang.

Only then did everyone look at Su Dongyang, and they were really willing to bow down.

Yang Yifan disdain: superficial, rich people like beautiful women!

Gu Jinmo: Everyone likes it, who doesn't like beautiful women, capital is doomed to not get it.

The author is speechless

Q: What do you think of your ex?

Xia Qinghe: Since it's my ex, there's no need to mention it.

Gu Jinmo fell into deep thought: I hope she is well.

Gao Qi: No idea.

Wu Yuanyuan: No ex.

Yang Yifan didn't speak, but looked at Zhou Shiqing's face: Just. . .Feel free!

Wu Yuanyuan laughed, what the hell.

Zhou Shiqing: You have too many exes, I don't know which one to talk about!

Yang Yifan glared at the author angrily: It's good that the incumbent can figure it out, what about the ex.

Yu Jiaqing glanced at Yang Yifan meaningfully: I think so too, just do whatever you want, whatever else you want!

Su Dongyang sneered: The most special existence.

Yu Jiaqing's heart hurts now: No, Su Dongyang, shouldn't it be me who is the most special?You speak clearly!

Su Dongyang: You can’t count the ten fingers you’ve slept with, can’t you make me special?

Yu Jiaqing hugged Su Dongyang into her arms, and induced her: Baby, tell me who you love the most, who is the most special.Yu Jiaqing didn't care about other people's eyes, kissed her forcefully, and murmured: Would you like to tell me, huh?

Su Dongyang: Well, I hope she is happy.

Live broadcast of the domineering president's drama

Yu Jiaqing flicked her hand: I don't want to answer anymore, let's end here.

author messy

Q: Do you go to social networking sites?What are your thoughts on some of the current events?

Xia Qinghe: No.

Gu Jinmo: Relatively few.

Gao Qi: No!

Wu Yuanyuan: I also occasionally read news on Weibo.

Yang Yifan: Little Red Book, I feel like I'm going to be popular!

Wu Yuanyuan: You were older than Lin Chiling when you were popular!

Zhou Shiqing:. . . . . .

Yu Jiaqing: I played with foreign social networking sites when I was studying, but I basically didn’t use them after returning to China.

Su Dongyang: I watched it occasionally 15 years ago, but I basically stopped watching it later.

Q: Do you have any thoughts on love, or do you have any advice and experience sharing for same-sex love?

Xia Qinghe: The economic base determines the superstructure.

Gu Jinmo: Don't think about getting something for nothing, you only get something if you put in the effort.

Gao Qi: It is the truth that the right family is right.

Wu Yuanyuan: Love requires high double quotient, as well as management.

Yang Yifan is rare and serious: If you don't have capital, do less work, and a person's endurance is limited.

Zhou Shiqing: It is better to rely on yourself than to rely on the sky and the earth.

Su Dongyang: Love is priceless, but life is priceless.Don't look at the surface of many things, such as how warm or cold a person's drinking water is.

Yu Jiaqing: Love is very expensive, so expensive that it won't be exchanged for a thousand dollars.Love is cheap, a slice of bread can be sold.Love has always been a luxury!

Q: Do you have expectations for the legalization of same-sex marriage?

Everyone: It makes no difference to us!

Author Bacteria: ? ? ?

Xia Qinghe: This question is like asking a person with hundreds of millions of assets, do you think you can become a multi-millionaire? It's meaningless!

Gao Qi: Yes, it mainly depends on yourself.

Zhou Shiqing: I agree with what they said.

Yu Jiaqing: Well, I always thought that my resistance was the greatest, but I overcame it in the end.

Author Bacteria: What about ordinary people?

Su Dongyang: All good things have to be fought. If you say this, what should you do if you can’t live in a luxury house, what should you do if you can’t buy a luxury car, this kind of problem will never end.

Yu Jiaqing: Yes, love is a luxury.There are only a few who are successful in this world, and those who do what they want are also a few. Love is not the only thing to make do with.

Wu Yuanyuan: Indeed, let me just ask a question.If legalized, how much would their families accept?

Gu Jinmo: That's right, divorce is also legalized, why are so many people unable to leave?

Yang Yifan: If you are single, you are afraid of loneliness, if you are not married, you are afraid of being judged by others, if you are afraid of suffering in life, if you do not have children, you are afraid of poking your spine, and if you come out of the closet, you are afraid of your parents' pain, so do you want to go to heaven?

The author takes a deep breath

Q: Many people say that love is beautiful and marriage is trivial.Once in life, love is not so beautiful.So the princess and the prince live together and the fairy tale ends, what do you think?

Xia Qinghe: Don't let trivial matters become the whole of marriage.

Gu Jinmo: Life requires a sense of ritual.

Gao Qi: My family, A Yuan, has an interesting soul who never tires of everything.

Wu Yuanyuan: My life is basically good, so I haven't realized it yet.

Yang Yifan: Do you think I will be trivial?How could I turn myself into a yellow-faced woman!

Zhou Shiqing: The trivialities belong to me, the romance belongs to her, just neutralize it.

Su Dongyang: How should I put it, I'm a bit unworldly, and I don't think I'm a boring person.

Yu Jiaqing: Too busy with work, no time for trivial matters!

Author Bacteria: This is why I love to write Qiangqiang. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems!

Q: You are both in a good relationship now, and you are considered young. Have you thought about the future?What if the relationship falls apart, some of you have kids.

Xia Qinghe: I have thought about it, but heterosexuality also has risks.

Gu Jinmo: Isn’t it obvious enough that the marriage system exists in name only?

Gao Qi: If you are still messing around after you come out of the closet, then why do you take this path? Is it an extreme challenge?

Wu Yuanyuan: Taking a step back, they are just single mothers. There are many in this world.

Yang Yifan: Having experienced too much prosperity, I know what I want.

Zhou Shiqing: I am no longer young, I am not confused at forty.

Su Dongyang: Who is to say what will happen in the future? Sissi and I are the couple with the biggest gap.I am willing to take all the risks in exchange for a reliable love, I am lucky, not my life.

Yu Jiaqing: I love her, that is the vow I made when I was 27 years old!

Author Bacteria: Moved to cry

Q: Some of you have children, and some plan to have children. Can you talk about the factors you considered when you were planning to have children?

Xia Qinghe: Originally, I raised her as a child. I was afraid that she would suffer, so I didn't plan to have a child.As I get older, I have plans to have children.I feel that I don’t know who to use the money I earn, and that changing my lifestyle may bring unexpected joy!

Gu Jinmo: Well, I thought it would be nice for the two of us to be together.But it’s still like when I’m older, when I see a child, I think it’s cute, and the mother’s love is overflowing.And my mother really wanted me to have a baby, so she was ready.She is too busy with work, and it is troublesome to give birth to a child alternately between work and work. I will do it comprehensively.

Gao Qi: I have no feelings for children, and I have never thought about it.It was also a child I wanted for various reasons. A Yuan was considerate of me, and felt that suffering twice was better than solving it once, so I asked for two.Thinking about it now, I still feel a little scared and feel very uncomfortable.But after the child came out, the mentality was completely different.

Wu Yuanyuan held Gao Qi's hand tightly, and comforted: Many people probably think that Gao Qi is selfish, and it's fine to have a baby.At that time, we were mainly concerned about work. Gao Qi's career should not be interrupted, and it didn't matter if I could go to the company at any time.She can't, and I can't take care of people, so it's up to me.Besides, my mother targeted her at that time. If she gave birth to a child, my mother would probably not recognize her.

Author Bacteria: It's quite complicated, how do you feel that children are born with a mission.

Wu Yuanyuan: No, I had various ideas at the beginning, and you will change after the child is born. It's really amazing.Let me tell you a very funny thing, don't look at how Gao Qi doesn't like children very much, our two children were born together.Sometimes when one cries, the other telepathically cries too. Gao Qi's novice mother doesn't understand too well, and she cries along with her because she is too distressed to coax her well.Then I felt something was wrong and saw the three of them crying together.The scene was funny and moving, and my friend always laughed at our house as "the three caves of the cunning rabbit".

Everyone laughed. . .

Author Jun: It seems that having children is quite fun and happy.

Yang Yifan: Yes, I am a very selfish person, and I look like a mother who is out of tune, but when the child comes out, you will be completely different from before. It is a sense of responsibility that arises spontaneously.

Zhou Shiqing: It is not ideal for me to have children when I am old. Except for me, everyone present is an only child, and so is Yang Yifan, so I am especially grateful to her for bringing Duo Duo to me.I always tell myself that the happiness I have today is inseparable from her.

Su Dongyang: We plan to have two children, but we will have two separate lives, so there will be no work conflict between the two of us.Both parents agree that the first child will have her surname, and the second child will have my surname.

Yu Jiaqing: In fact, the two of us have little need for our children, mainly because our parents are in a hurry.I want to live with each other for a few more years, let's just let it go. Now that medical technology is advanced, there is no rush.

Q: I am so happy and enviable. Is there anything you want to say to your other half, or have any good expectations?

Xia Qinghe: No matter how the world changes, my love for you will never change.

Gu Jinmo had tears in her eyes: tacky!

Gao Qi: Thank you for loving me, my baby and I will always protect you.Kiss mother for Jing Su and Jing Hui.

Wu Yuanyuan hugged Gao Qi and cried: Gao Qi, our family must be fine!

Yang Yifan was also a little moved: Zhou Shiqing, Dodo and I will depend on you for the rest of our lives.

Zhou Shiqing just said softly: Good.

Su Dongyang: From the day you confessed to me, I know your heart, because I have the same feelings as you.

Yu Jiaqing was really stunned, it turned out to be like this: Su Dongyang, I will give you a grand wedding.

Their marriage was only arranged on a small scale under the witness of relatives and friends. After all, being too grand had too much influence on Yu Jiaqing.Su Dongyang didn't care, she didn't expect her to be bitter and wanted to make amends all the time.

Author: Under the lemon tree, me and you, what kind of dog food are you throwing!Can't you say something happy?

Everyone: Then you ask!

Q: Everyone is a woman, and they always care about their appearance. How do you rank according to beauty?

Everyone is full of desire to survive: My wife is the most beautiful!

Author Bacteria: Except for my wife.

Everyone: Isn't this offending people?

Author Bacteria: Normal heart, don't be jealous!

Xia Qinghe: Su Dongyang.

Gu Jinmo: I think Gao Qi is very beautiful.

Gao Qi: Su Dongyang!

Wu Yuanyuan: I like Yang Yifan's face more.

Zhou Shiqing: I always thought Wu Yuanyuan was a peerless beauty.

Yang Yifan: Zhou Shiqing, so am I not a peerless beauty?

Zhou Shiqing: Can't you choose your own wife?

Yang Yifan looked at her half-believingly: You can't choose yourself, then Su Dongyang!

Yu Jiaqing: I think Wu Yuanyuan is the most beautiful besides my wife.

Look at his EQ, Yang Yifan is about to die, and I heard Su Dongyang say: Yang Yifan, he is tall and not bad.

Author's bacteria: Su Dongyang won with a slight advantage, and the others were on par.

You can say anything bad about a woman, but you can't say she is not beautiful.Yang Yifan was unconvinced: It's fine if you don't rank high in assets, but losing even beauty is not allowed!I have the same number of votes as A Yuan, so I have to choose one.

Author Bacteria: No one voted.

Yang Yifan: Are you not human?

The author said weakly: I think Wu Yuanyuan's face is even better. . .

Yang Yifan was so angry that he suddenly smiled wickedly: How about the author take a photo of the fungus and use your good looks to pull up the ranking of this article, it will almost sink to the bottom of the sea!

Everyone: Great idea!

The author's death:! ! !

The author has something to say: For entertainment only!