[Journey to the West] Monkey, be good
Chapter 6 6
The monkey said: "Don't think about it, just write "If you are happy, I would like to stay forever"."
The words of the monkey felt a little familiar to me, and I couldn't figure out his intentions, so I turned my head to look at him.
Unexpectedly, the monkey was also looking at me, his eyes met, he smiled slightly, "Huanxi, what do you think?"
"Very good, very good." Ben Xianjun heheed twice, coping casually.Lu Dongbin nodded to the monkey, swiped his pen, and the eight small seal scripts appeared on the paper in one go.Ben Xianjun looked at the word, his old face was slightly hot, he picked up the fan and shook it a few times to let out a gust of wind, and then he felt better.
After finishing the inscription, Lu Dongbin exchanged some polite words with Ben Xianjun before leaving.When he left, he said that he admired Ben Xianjun's superb painting skills very much, and hoped that in the future, Ben Xianjun would often go to his house to meet up and exchange painting experience.
The painting on the fan was indeed scribbled by this fairy. I am a peach tree, and I have never used words and ink. When will I be able to paint?
But seeing Lu Xian's warm invitation, I couldn't bear to disobey him, so I could only laugh dryly and said: "Definitely, definitely! Go if you have time!"
Lu Dongbin then left happily.
The monkey here has been holding back his laughter, and when Lu Xian left, he finally laughed out loud.
Ben Xianjun glared at him and said: "What are you laughing at? Can't the Great Sage see it? He was just being courteous to this Xianjun. He felt that I just rescued him just now, and couldn't bear to hurt my self-esteem and sweep my face. That's why I praised this painting for its beauty. In fact..." After a pause, Ben Xianjun sighed, "Even Zitong said that this painting...is not as good as that drawn by a three-year-old child..."
"It's pretty good." The monkey took a step closer, leaning his shoulder on the fairy's shoulder, leaned over to look at the fan, and said, "I think the painting is pretty good."
"Really?" Ben Xianjun was suspicious. After seeing the monkey's indistinguishable smile, he closed the fan with a "snap" and said, "It's fake."
Monkey smiled lightly: "Lu Dongbin is good at calligraphy and painting, and he has the pride of a literati. He can't say flattery or lies. So if he says good, he must be really good."
"..." Ben Xianjun seemed to pick up his face after sweeping it all over the floor, subconsciously straightened his waist, and heard the monkey say again: "I also sincerely think that you draw well."
Ben Xianjun: "..."
When I was a non-flowering crooked-neck tree in the "Old Raven's Nest", I heard a few old ravens gossip about Monkey King, saying that his temperament has changed in recent years, but they didn't tell me. Monkeys have become so direct in speaking now.
In fact, the monkey's temperament was probably straight before, "Hate evil like an enemy and be straightforward" is the consistent style of the great sage.It shouldn't be the straightforward way of today, just a few simple words, which can make this fairy's old face burn, and his heart beating so hard that he has no place to rest.
Ben Xianjun gave a faint "hmm" and turned to look at the dog.Just now I was too busy chatting with people, I actually forgot the instigator of "dog biting people".
At this time, the black mastiff was only half the size of before, and was locked by Prajna, so it could only lie on the ground powerlessly. After the hostility disappeared, its eyes were ice blue and wet, and it looked a little pitiful when looking over.
As soon as Ben Xianjun squatted down, it immediately crawled over to the ground, and its fluffy dog's head rubbed against my shoe upper as if flattering.Ben Xianjun was soft-hearted, reached out and patted its head, and said earnestly: "You, you, I misunderstood him just now. He wants to help you put out the fire, not to step on your tail. Don't be wronged, I will help you put out the bell It's over, go back and find your master."
"Woo~" the black mastiff snorted.
"Banruo, it's okay." Ben Xianjun scratched Banruo's body with his fingertips, the golden glow was fleeting, and the dog collar with five golden bells magnified in vain, and retreated from the black mastiff's neck.As soon as I raised my hand, it turned into a red rope and entangled around my wrist.
The Roaring Sky Dog is a divine beast, and subduing it consumes a lot of mana. After Prajna came back, he was obviously a little listless. I rang the bell, and it took a long time for him to reply weakly, "Ding Ling——"
Ben Xianjun was relieved, who would have thought that a gleam of blood burst out from the eyes of the black mastiff at this time, and when he lifted his front paw, the sharp blade swept towards Prajna.
The fairy quickly regained his senses, and wanted to get up to avoid it, but it was too late. Seeing that the sharp claw covered with black hair was about to land on my wrist, the monkey came over lightly and kicked the dog more than ten feet away.
The monkey clasped my shoulders, carried me back to the side, and immediately grabbed my right hand after standing still, and asked, "Is it hurt?"
Xiao Tiangou finally landed at this time, screaming.Ben Xianjun was still in a daze, but was attracted by the barking of the dog, turned his head to look, and ignored the monkey.It was kicked by the monkey until it vomited blood, fell to the ground, and the blood in its ice blue eyes faded away.
Strangely, the dog's body was a little smaller than before, and finally became the same size as my fairy's shoe. I was curious and couldn't help but "Huh?"
The monkey clung to my fairy's hand and asked again: "Huanxi, did you get hurt?"
Maybe this fairy heard it wrong, the monkey's voice sounded a little anxious.
Ben Xianjun shook his head at the monkey and took his hand back, "No problem." I said, "Thank you, Great Sage, for your help."
The monkey looked slightly relaxed, "You're welcome."
Ben Xianjun said again: "Great Sage, you shouldn't have kicked that kick just now."
"..."
Ben Xianjun walked over, pinched the dog by the back of the neck and held it in his arms. Xiao Tianquan closed his eyes tightly, breathed very little, shrank into a ball and shivered.I said: "Beating a dog depends on the owner. Now that the dog has become like this, how do you explain it to Zhenjun Erlang?"
"A son of a bitch, what is there to explain?" Monkey asked.
Ben Xianjun frowned: "You can't say that."
Seeing that the Immortal Lord was not happy, the monkey laughed and said, "Today, you and I have done Yang Jian a great favor, and it's too late for him to thank him, so how can he blame him?"
"Huh?" Ben Xianjun was puzzled, and wanted to ask again, but the hairball in his arms was trembling, and his throat was whimpering. The naked boy arrives.
"!" Ben Xianjun was so frightened that his heart trembled, and he almost threw the eight or nine-year-old child out.The monkey reacted quickly, casually transformed a black blanket and covered it, wrapping the Xiaotian dog that had turned into a human body.
"This is..." This is the first time that this fairy has encountered such an anecdote in his life, and he was shocked.
The monkey said: "Lu Xian was dazzled, the fire on the dog's tail did not burst out from the furnace, but the karmic fire of heavenly thunder. This bastard has practiced for thousands of years, and he is probably older than you and me. , is the day when he cultivated into a human body."
Ben Xianjun: "..."
"Then, he went crazy just now..."
"Xiaotiangou is actually a small dog, not the black mastiff you saw just now." The monkey said, frowning slightly: "But... maybe there are some reasons why his immortal power is not running smoothly, and he can't smoothly transform into a human body. , that's why the body swells up and the animality is rampant."
"So...we kicked him twice, but helped him to open up the blocked spiritual veins?" Ben Xianjun suddenly saw the boy in his arms with red lips, white teeth, cute and cute, and fell asleep, and he couldn't help feeling sorry for him, and said: "This child , looks really cute."
"Don't hold it, it's too heavy." Monkey said, reaching out his hand, "Give it to me."
Ben Xianjun shook his head: "Not sinking, not sinking, only eight or nine years old, take it lightly."
"It's strange to be eight or nine years old." Monkey said.
"Really not..." Ben Xianjun said, before he finished speaking, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door, and a priest with three eyes came in.
The monkey took his hand back, put his arms around his body, raised his chin slightly, and said calmly, "Yang Jian, take your son back and keep it safe."
It seems that Monkey King and Xiansheng Zhenjun have always been at odds, and the rumors are true.
Yang Jian's slightly cold eyes scanned the room twice but did not settle down.
Ben Xianjun guessed that he might be looking for a black dog, so he took a step forward, offered the boy both hands, and said: "True Lord, don't look for it, your dog is here."
Yang Jian paused, and when he saw the boy, he opened his third eye wide.
"Are you surprised? Are you surprised?" Ben Xianjun asked, knowing that what the monkey said was right, the arms of an eight or nine-year-old doll would get tired after holding him for a long time, I just hoped that Yang Jian would take him over quickly.
Yang Jian's ability to accept reality exceeded my expectations. He only hesitated for a moment, and immediately reached out and hugged the boy in his arms, and called out: "Xiaotian." Seeing that there was no movement, he asked, "What's wrong with Xiaotian?" gone?"
"Hehe, it's nothing, just being kicked by me and Monkey King alone, he may have to faint for a while before he wakes up." Ben Xianjun said truthfully, shaking his sore arm.
"..." Yang Jian inspected Xiaotiangou's injury, and he should have found something, and said to the immortal, "Thank you."
"You don't need to thank me, just thank the Great Sage if you want to thank me." Ben Xianjun said, pointing to the monkey next to him, "He kicked the last kick."
"Thank you, Lord Erlang, I dare not take it." Monkey's tone was still lukewarm.
Yang Jian glanced at the monkey lightly, and said, "You made this blanket out of monkey hair, it smells like a monkey."
Ben Xianjun covered the lower half of his face with a fan, and cleared his throat with a "cough".
The monkey sneered: "It's different after staying with a dog for a long time, and the nose has changed."
"..." Yang Jian choked for a moment and stopped responding.He wrapped the Xiaotian dog tightly with a blanket, and said "thank you" to the fairy before leaving.When he got to the door, Yang Jian turned his head, looked sideways at the monkey and said, "Monkey, you need to change some of your temperament. Don't forget, you missed it once, do you want to make a second mistake?" ?"
Ben Xianjun was stunned, and when he turned around, he saw the smile on the monkey's lips froze a little bit. He seemed to "hum" proudly with extreme reluctance, but the flash of regret in his eyes couldn't hide it from me.
wrong?How could Monkey King make mistakes?Even if the great saint is really wrong, he is right.
Yang Jian took Xiaotiangou away, as if he also took away a little something in my fairy heart.I wanted to ask what his last sentence was referring to, but judging by the appearance of the monkey, I was afraid that it was not for me to ask, so I had no choice but to.
"Happy." Seeing that the Immortal was looking at him, the monkey called me, his voice seemed a little deeper and hoarse than before.
"Huh?" Ben Xianjun walked over to him, "Why?"
"It's okay." The monkey shook his head and said with a smile, "Let's go, don't you still want to go to the South China Sea?"
The words of the monkey felt a little familiar to me, and I couldn't figure out his intentions, so I turned my head to look at him.
Unexpectedly, the monkey was also looking at me, his eyes met, he smiled slightly, "Huanxi, what do you think?"
"Very good, very good." Ben Xianjun heheed twice, coping casually.Lu Dongbin nodded to the monkey, swiped his pen, and the eight small seal scripts appeared on the paper in one go.Ben Xianjun looked at the word, his old face was slightly hot, he picked up the fan and shook it a few times to let out a gust of wind, and then he felt better.
After finishing the inscription, Lu Dongbin exchanged some polite words with Ben Xianjun before leaving.When he left, he said that he admired Ben Xianjun's superb painting skills very much, and hoped that in the future, Ben Xianjun would often go to his house to meet up and exchange painting experience.
The painting on the fan was indeed scribbled by this fairy. I am a peach tree, and I have never used words and ink. When will I be able to paint?
But seeing Lu Xian's warm invitation, I couldn't bear to disobey him, so I could only laugh dryly and said: "Definitely, definitely! Go if you have time!"
Lu Dongbin then left happily.
The monkey here has been holding back his laughter, and when Lu Xian left, he finally laughed out loud.
Ben Xianjun glared at him and said: "What are you laughing at? Can't the Great Sage see it? He was just being courteous to this Xianjun. He felt that I just rescued him just now, and couldn't bear to hurt my self-esteem and sweep my face. That's why I praised this painting for its beauty. In fact..." After a pause, Ben Xianjun sighed, "Even Zitong said that this painting...is not as good as that drawn by a three-year-old child..."
"It's pretty good." The monkey took a step closer, leaning his shoulder on the fairy's shoulder, leaned over to look at the fan, and said, "I think the painting is pretty good."
"Really?" Ben Xianjun was suspicious. After seeing the monkey's indistinguishable smile, he closed the fan with a "snap" and said, "It's fake."
Monkey smiled lightly: "Lu Dongbin is good at calligraphy and painting, and he has the pride of a literati. He can't say flattery or lies. So if he says good, he must be really good."
"..." Ben Xianjun seemed to pick up his face after sweeping it all over the floor, subconsciously straightened his waist, and heard the monkey say again: "I also sincerely think that you draw well."
Ben Xianjun: "..."
When I was a non-flowering crooked-neck tree in the "Old Raven's Nest", I heard a few old ravens gossip about Monkey King, saying that his temperament has changed in recent years, but they didn't tell me. Monkeys have become so direct in speaking now.
In fact, the monkey's temperament was probably straight before, "Hate evil like an enemy and be straightforward" is the consistent style of the great sage.It shouldn't be the straightforward way of today, just a few simple words, which can make this fairy's old face burn, and his heart beating so hard that he has no place to rest.
Ben Xianjun gave a faint "hmm" and turned to look at the dog.Just now I was too busy chatting with people, I actually forgot the instigator of "dog biting people".
At this time, the black mastiff was only half the size of before, and was locked by Prajna, so it could only lie on the ground powerlessly. After the hostility disappeared, its eyes were ice blue and wet, and it looked a little pitiful when looking over.
As soon as Ben Xianjun squatted down, it immediately crawled over to the ground, and its fluffy dog's head rubbed against my shoe upper as if flattering.Ben Xianjun was soft-hearted, reached out and patted its head, and said earnestly: "You, you, I misunderstood him just now. He wants to help you put out the fire, not to step on your tail. Don't be wronged, I will help you put out the bell It's over, go back and find your master."
"Woo~" the black mastiff snorted.
"Banruo, it's okay." Ben Xianjun scratched Banruo's body with his fingertips, the golden glow was fleeting, and the dog collar with five golden bells magnified in vain, and retreated from the black mastiff's neck.As soon as I raised my hand, it turned into a red rope and entangled around my wrist.
The Roaring Sky Dog is a divine beast, and subduing it consumes a lot of mana. After Prajna came back, he was obviously a little listless. I rang the bell, and it took a long time for him to reply weakly, "Ding Ling——"
Ben Xianjun was relieved, who would have thought that a gleam of blood burst out from the eyes of the black mastiff at this time, and when he lifted his front paw, the sharp blade swept towards Prajna.
The fairy quickly regained his senses, and wanted to get up to avoid it, but it was too late. Seeing that the sharp claw covered with black hair was about to land on my wrist, the monkey came over lightly and kicked the dog more than ten feet away.
The monkey clasped my shoulders, carried me back to the side, and immediately grabbed my right hand after standing still, and asked, "Is it hurt?"
Xiao Tiangou finally landed at this time, screaming.Ben Xianjun was still in a daze, but was attracted by the barking of the dog, turned his head to look, and ignored the monkey.It was kicked by the monkey until it vomited blood, fell to the ground, and the blood in its ice blue eyes faded away.
Strangely, the dog's body was a little smaller than before, and finally became the same size as my fairy's shoe. I was curious and couldn't help but "Huh?"
The monkey clung to my fairy's hand and asked again: "Huanxi, did you get hurt?"
Maybe this fairy heard it wrong, the monkey's voice sounded a little anxious.
Ben Xianjun shook his head at the monkey and took his hand back, "No problem." I said, "Thank you, Great Sage, for your help."
The monkey looked slightly relaxed, "You're welcome."
Ben Xianjun said again: "Great Sage, you shouldn't have kicked that kick just now."
"..."
Ben Xianjun walked over, pinched the dog by the back of the neck and held it in his arms. Xiao Tianquan closed his eyes tightly, breathed very little, shrank into a ball and shivered.I said: "Beating a dog depends on the owner. Now that the dog has become like this, how do you explain it to Zhenjun Erlang?"
"A son of a bitch, what is there to explain?" Monkey asked.
Ben Xianjun frowned: "You can't say that."
Seeing that the Immortal Lord was not happy, the monkey laughed and said, "Today, you and I have done Yang Jian a great favor, and it's too late for him to thank him, so how can he blame him?"
"Huh?" Ben Xianjun was puzzled, and wanted to ask again, but the hairball in his arms was trembling, and his throat was whimpering. The naked boy arrives.
"!" Ben Xianjun was so frightened that his heart trembled, and he almost threw the eight or nine-year-old child out.The monkey reacted quickly, casually transformed a black blanket and covered it, wrapping the Xiaotian dog that had turned into a human body.
"This is..." This is the first time that this fairy has encountered such an anecdote in his life, and he was shocked.
The monkey said: "Lu Xian was dazzled, the fire on the dog's tail did not burst out from the furnace, but the karmic fire of heavenly thunder. This bastard has practiced for thousands of years, and he is probably older than you and me. , is the day when he cultivated into a human body."
Ben Xianjun: "..."
"Then, he went crazy just now..."
"Xiaotiangou is actually a small dog, not the black mastiff you saw just now." The monkey said, frowning slightly: "But... maybe there are some reasons why his immortal power is not running smoothly, and he can't smoothly transform into a human body. , that's why the body swells up and the animality is rampant."
"So...we kicked him twice, but helped him to open up the blocked spiritual veins?" Ben Xianjun suddenly saw the boy in his arms with red lips, white teeth, cute and cute, and fell asleep, and he couldn't help feeling sorry for him, and said: "This child , looks really cute."
"Don't hold it, it's too heavy." Monkey said, reaching out his hand, "Give it to me."
Ben Xianjun shook his head: "Not sinking, not sinking, only eight or nine years old, take it lightly."
"It's strange to be eight or nine years old." Monkey said.
"Really not..." Ben Xianjun said, before he finished speaking, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door, and a priest with three eyes came in.
The monkey took his hand back, put his arms around his body, raised his chin slightly, and said calmly, "Yang Jian, take your son back and keep it safe."
It seems that Monkey King and Xiansheng Zhenjun have always been at odds, and the rumors are true.
Yang Jian's slightly cold eyes scanned the room twice but did not settle down.
Ben Xianjun guessed that he might be looking for a black dog, so he took a step forward, offered the boy both hands, and said: "True Lord, don't look for it, your dog is here."
Yang Jian paused, and when he saw the boy, he opened his third eye wide.
"Are you surprised? Are you surprised?" Ben Xianjun asked, knowing that what the monkey said was right, the arms of an eight or nine-year-old doll would get tired after holding him for a long time, I just hoped that Yang Jian would take him over quickly.
Yang Jian's ability to accept reality exceeded my expectations. He only hesitated for a moment, and immediately reached out and hugged the boy in his arms, and called out: "Xiaotian." Seeing that there was no movement, he asked, "What's wrong with Xiaotian?" gone?"
"Hehe, it's nothing, just being kicked by me and Monkey King alone, he may have to faint for a while before he wakes up." Ben Xianjun said truthfully, shaking his sore arm.
"..." Yang Jian inspected Xiaotiangou's injury, and he should have found something, and said to the immortal, "Thank you."
"You don't need to thank me, just thank the Great Sage if you want to thank me." Ben Xianjun said, pointing to the monkey next to him, "He kicked the last kick."
"Thank you, Lord Erlang, I dare not take it." Monkey's tone was still lukewarm.
Yang Jian glanced at the monkey lightly, and said, "You made this blanket out of monkey hair, it smells like a monkey."
Ben Xianjun covered the lower half of his face with a fan, and cleared his throat with a "cough".
The monkey sneered: "It's different after staying with a dog for a long time, and the nose has changed."
"..." Yang Jian choked for a moment and stopped responding.He wrapped the Xiaotian dog tightly with a blanket, and said "thank you" to the fairy before leaving.When he got to the door, Yang Jian turned his head, looked sideways at the monkey and said, "Monkey, you need to change some of your temperament. Don't forget, you missed it once, do you want to make a second mistake?" ?"
Ben Xianjun was stunned, and when he turned around, he saw the smile on the monkey's lips froze a little bit. He seemed to "hum" proudly with extreme reluctance, but the flash of regret in his eyes couldn't hide it from me.
wrong?How could Monkey King make mistakes?Even if the great saint is really wrong, he is right.
Yang Jian took Xiaotiangou away, as if he also took away a little something in my fairy heart.I wanted to ask what his last sentence was referring to, but judging by the appearance of the monkey, I was afraid that it was not for me to ask, so I had no choice but to.
"Happy." Seeing that the Immortal was looking at him, the monkey called me, his voice seemed a little deeper and hoarse than before.
"Huh?" Ben Xianjun walked over to him, "Why?"
"It's okay." The monkey shook his head and said with a smile, "Let's go, don't you still want to go to the South China Sea?"
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