second personality

On the second day of the live broadcast, the recorded video was cut into a few minutes, and Qin Youbing took the lead in forwarding it, which became very popular on Weibo.

It was only the next morning that Xiaobai found out that the plane he missed last night had a well-known anchor taking medicine and a farmer on board.

"It's all your fucking fault!" Xiaobai went to the store and pointed at Qin Youbing fiercely, "If you hadn't yelled, I would have been burned by instant noodles!"

"Ahahahaha, stop talking!" An Furong couldn't help laughing after watching the live broadcast, "Are you laughing so hard that I lied to you!"

"Then can you blame me!" Qin Youbing said with a smile, "You are not stable yourself, and besides, you asked me to use the voice package!"

"If I get on that plane, I'll be an Internet celebrity!" Xiaobai's slightly fat face was distorted with anger, "Why do I have to wash those pants!"

Qin Youbing hugged An An and laughed so hard.

"But don't talk about it." An Furong said beside him, "If you don't talk about the voice pack, I thought it was you who took the medicine."

"I thought you directed and acted yourself at first." Xiaobai said with a bitter face, "I didn't realize that your voices are exactly the same until Cai Cai told me."

"It's a coincidence." Qin Youbing smiled faintly, "I also thought so at first."

After finishing speaking, he took a few seconds of video of An An with his mobile phone and posted it on Weibo.

The business in the store has been good recently. As long as Qin Youbing is on duty, almost all of them are fully booked, and they are still shearing dogs until six o'clock in the evening.

The three of their partners were originally on duty in rotation, and all three of them would come over when they were busy, and the closing time was repeatedly delayed.

Qin Youbing hasn't been to school for a while.

Ah Qing's wife has recently become pregnant with a second child, which is four or five months old.

Ah Qing loved his wife and let her rest at home early, which meant that someone at home picked up and dropped off the children.

That elementary school doesn't have classes on weekends, so he can't meet him at all on weekends.

Occasionally, Xiaobai and Caicai switched shifts in the afternoon, and he went several times, but he didn't meet anyone.

Qin Youbing suspected that he might have used all his luck in meeting Fang Chiyao in the past few days.

June NO.16 is the death day of Qin Youbing's mother.

That morning, the store was very busy, but by chance, I ran into a difficult customer.

Qin Youbing was bathing his dog upstairs. The owner of the dog watched him for a while, and suddenly asked him: "My dog ​​is usually quite irritable, why is it so good now?"

"Huh?" Qin Youbing kept moving his hands, "I usually behave well when I take a bath."

"But when I wash it at my house, it runs around." The woman's voice was shrill, and Qin Youbing was very uncomfortable listening to it.

"It's relatively unfamiliar in this environment, so behave yourself." He said patiently.

"Impossible, isn't it? Isn't it more irritable in an unfamiliar environment?" The woman asked suspiciously, "Could it be that you gave it anesthesia? Or was it given an electric shock?"

"..." Qin Youbing had a ghostly expression on his face, "This is not Yang Yongxin Research Institute."

"Then why is it motionless?" The more the woman thought about it, the more she felt something was wrong, and called out the dog's name, "Baby!"

The dog purred a few times obediently.

"Look!" The woman said to me with a look on her face, "The voice is all wrong!"

"That's because I made it comfortable after washing it." Qin Youbing's temper was originally anxious, and today's mood is not very good, and now he is almost reaching his limit.

"Really?" The woman still didn't believe it, and threatened to check the dog's body.

When the two were at loggerheads, Cai Cai came up to mediate.

Cai Cai is the oldest in the store, in her 30s, with a kind face and friendly eyes, and handles interpersonal relationships professionally.

An Furong pulled Qin Youbing down, and whispered, "Don't be as knowledgeable as ignorant women. Calm down."

"It's okay." Qin Youbing went to the sink to wash his hands, the anger in his heart was almost gone.

The shop has been open for more than two years, and he has seen all kinds of strange customers who find fault, and he just laughed it off, but not today.

Six years ago today, his mother committed suicide by taking poison.Afterwards, he received the call from Fang Chiyao, and the relationship of just seven days ended hastily.

It happened to be his birthday that day.

Everything seems like great irony.

"You go, I'll call Xiaobai over." An Furong called Xiaobai and whispered to him by the way, "Tonight we have booked a box at the hotel opposite, at seven o'clock, remember to come."

Qin Youbing's eyes were hot, he lowered his head and nodded slightly: "Okay."

An Furong gestured OK to him.

After leaving the store, he called his father.

Qin Xian drove over to pick him up, and the two drove to the cemetery.

Qin Youbing bought a bouquet of his mother's favorite jasmine flowers. The jasmine flowers were in full bloom, and the fragrance of the flowers was tangy.

His mother was a very beautiful woman, and there was no young man in the whole village who was worthy of him.

Later, she became an excellent fashion designer with her advanced vision and understanding of fashion.

On the day after the college entrance examination, she happily helped her son pack his suitcase for the graduation trip, and then sent him to the airport.

"Have fun, after all, you will check your grades when you come back." She said with a smile.

"I'll definitely give you a surprise when I come back!" Qin Youbing thought he did well in the exam.

However, she will never know how many points Qin Youbing scored in the college entrance examination.

Qin Youbing squatted in front of the tombstone, and heard low sobs from beside him.

This scenario repeats itself almost every year.

There's a fucking black and white photo on the tombstone, smiling brightly.

"I saw him, Mom." Qin Youbing said to her in a voice that he could only hear, "It's that Fang Chiyao who you said looks like our family, who is good-looking and can read."

"Actually, his grades are as bad as shit. At that time, I lied to you that he had good grades. I wanted to find an excuse to go to his house to play."

"That idiot hasn't changed at all until now, he's still as stupid as before."

"Next time I have to find out if he has a girlfriend."

Seven o'clock in the evening.

The four people who finished their day's work sat in an empty box to celebrate Qin Youbing's birthday.

The cake is specially customized by Cai Cai. The exclusive box for PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, even moldy green dots and gray soil are depicted on it, which can be said to be very careful.

"Brother, lick this box!" Xiao Bai waved his hand.

"It's poisonous, fuck me." Qin Youbing stared at the cake and smiled, "Will you eat it after I fucking licked it?"

"We still have to give Brother Bing Bing some face." An Furong said.

Qin Youbing went down with the knife, and pulled it out again: "It's over, the box is empty."

"No." Cai Cai smiled with squinted eyes, "At least there is a pot, I just took it off my butt and put it in, and it still has my body temperature."

"..." Xiaobai rolled his eyes, "You can eat it by yourself!"

"No, it's the birthday star's first bite." Cai Cai said seriously.

After drinking for three rounds, the four of them played a big adventure.

Qin Youbing refused at first, but couldn't help the three of them stalking. The reason was that there must be non-chiefs in a four-player game.

Sure enough, in the first set, Qin Youbing lost.

"I don't need the voice pack this time." Xiaobai thought for a while, "Why don't you play the king live."

"I'm really bad at playing games. Last time I was able to eat chicken, it was really a master." Qin Youbing tried to refuse.

"We'll take you." Cai Cai hinted frantically, "How is it?"

"I think it's okay." An Furong said, "Anyway, no matter how good I cook, I can't beat Brother Bing Bing."

"...It hurts my heart." Qin Youbing said.

The three of them stared helplessly at his anchor certification and opened the live broadcast room.

"What's the name of the title..." Cai Cai thought for a while and said, "Otherwise it's called Sexy Anchor, Sending Heads Online?"

"I think it's good." Before Qin Youbing could speak, Xiaobai grabbed the phone and changed it.

"...All right." Qin Youbing thought, no one knew him anyway.

The live broadcast room has been established, and four people log in to the game and start forming a team.

The four ranks are different, they cannot be ranked, they can only be matched.

"Fuck, what's your name?" Xiaobai stared at the screen and read out, "I'm just sick?"

"..." Qin Youbing bowed his head silently, this name was also paired with Fang Chiyao.

Fang Chiyao only revealed once on Weibo that his king ID was "I just take medicine". Qin Youbing quickly followed suit and changed it, and it cost him six yuan.

"Have a personality." Cai Cai ordered, "But your name is indeed sick."

"It sounds quite similar, I guess it's the effect of reciting quickly." An Furong added.

Qin Youbing didn't want to say that his classmates used to call him that, so that he thought for a while that he was thinking too much.

Entering the game, Qin Youbing chose Zhuang Zhou.

There are too few heroes that Qin Youbing can play, and this is the only one that he can play smoothly, mainly because for him, the number of times of death will be better.

An Furong and Sun Shangxiang went to the bottom lane, Xiaobai and Li Bai played in the jungle, Cai Cai Diaochan went to the middle lane, and another teammate chose Arthur in the top lane.

Qin Youbing followed Diao Chan in the middle of the road, and kept pushing.

"Oops, my fish shook and nearly knocked me off."

"What's on the other side... Shangguan Wan'er? She should be very powerful. Will she fly over and shoot me to death?"

"Why did Miss Diaochan jump back? Don't run away, Zhou Zhou won't beat you with fish heads!"

"Then I'll go play with Xiangxiang. She must be very lonely in the bottom lane alone. I'll ask her if she wants to ride fish with me."

"Oh, Xiangxiang rejected me. She must be afraid that my fish will not be able to fly once she sits on it."

"Let's have a toast with Brother Li Bai."

"Brother Li Bai beats monsters so fast, he should be the fastest among men."

"Brother Li Bai just scolded me because I said he was too fast?"

In the first 5 minutes of the game, Qin Youbing swam from the middle lane to the bottom lane, and then from the bottom lane to the top lane, as if soaking in a hot spring in the Canyon of Kings.

However, what he didn't know was that in just 5 minutes, the number of viewers in his live broadcast room had exceeded 50, and the number of bullet screens reached more than [-].

[This voice... My husband used the trumpet to play the king live? 】

[Is the ID of the king who takes medicine either me or taking medicine? 】

[Confirmation completed, it's my husband, the live broadcast room next door is currently resting]

[The voice is 100% yes, it is Zhuang Zhou who gave away three heads and played with his feet? 】

[Why doesn't he know the line of troops and keeps pushing? 】

[Who is taking medicine? 】

[Is he explaining or playing? 】

【The class representative is here. He took medicine and played Zhuang Zhou. Now he has died four times. Next one】

After 10 minutes, the first round ended, our side won 4v5.

At the same time, the number of people in the live broadcast room soared to [-], and it was pushed to the fifth place on the home page.