Fake CP hype is real

Generally speaking, the "Bu Suanzi" meeting is a large-scale candy distribution scene for various CPs.

The host is good at playing. Every roll call, question, and summary will make the girls in the audience scream out of being sweet.

Apart from the main couple of "Bu Suanzi", the most popular ones are Changle Promise Sect leader "Chu Yao" and Chu Yao's protector "Zhuo Hua".In fact, according to the original book, this is an absolute cult for CP, because Chu Yao's straight male attributes are stamped by the author, and Bai Yueguang in Chu Yao's heart is indeed a female monk.

However, as the saying goes, "love does not go out, and basic love spreads thousands of miles.".

The two actors, Yan Ruisi and Mo Chuan, used half-baked acting skills to make the pure subordinate relationship between the leader and the guardian ambiguous, you and me, and successfully cultivated a large number of CP fans.

The two of them were called to the stage and sang a love song together.

Lu Ming was sitting on the guest seat on the small stage, tired of the lyrics, he felt uncomfortable no matter how he sat on that chair, so he kept changing his sitting position.

Xiao Zhun glanced at him sideways, took off his coat silently, leaned over, and folded Lu Ming's back with his clothes.

There was a scream of "Awwhhh" from the audience.

Lu Ming was startled and said, "What's wrong? Did they see you give me your clothes? Oops! Tell me what you are doing? Don't you think this action is too much..."

Xiao Zhun: "..."

He seemed to curl his lips slightly, "No. The small stage is not lit. They can't see it."

Xiao Zhun straightened his back, looked towards the stage, and said, "The screaming is because of Chu Yao and Zhuo Hua."

Lu Ming was short-sighted, squinting his eyes and asked, "What's wrong? What did the two of them do?"

Xiao Zhun: "They are holding hands."

After pausing for a while, he added: "Ten fingers intertwined."

"Now we are looking at each other affectionately."

"Hold together."

"Hmm...the movements of touching each other's waists are very skillful."

Luming: "..."

After the "Bu Suanzi" meeting, Yan Ruisi and Mo Chuan, who were still looking at each other affectionately on stage just now, had no communication.On the contrary, Yan Ruisi was more familiar with Xiao Zhun and Lu Ming, and took them to his house in Shanghai for wine tasting.

The Yan family is in the winery business, and the wine racks in Young Master Xiaoyan's apartment are full of expensive red wines that make people consider selling their kidneys just by looking at them.One by one, rows of dazzling "golden light".

Lu Ming caressed the wine bottle, and said calmly, "It's very luxurious, brother."

Yan Ruisi smiled silly, and replied: "I usually don't live in Shanghai, so these wines are just for fun."

If one word can be used to accurately describe Luming, it would be "vulgar".Lu Ming is not interested in such an elegant thing as wine tasting. In comparison, he prefers to drink bowls of dry rice wine and drink people directly under the table, which is more enjoyable.

but……

He glanced at Xiao Zhun who was on the side.

It is said on the Internet that Mr. Xiao does not know how to drink.Lu Ming's way of drinking is really not something a first-time drinker can bear, so he suppressed his thoughts in an "understanding" manner.

Xiao Zhun cast his eyes on Lu Ming's side face, and after a while, he looked back.

"Yan Ruisi, do you have liquor in this house?"

Hearing Xiao Zhun's words suddenly, Yan Ruisi shuddered reflexively, "Yes... yes. I made it from rice myself."

Hearing this, Xiao Zhun nodded in satisfaction and said, "Then drink that."

Luming: "..."

The first reaction of Lu Ming who got his wish was not to be happy, but a little worried. He waved to Yan Ruisi and said, "You pour some first and let me taste it."

Yan Ruisi may have obtained the family's true inheritance, and the wine he brewed is definitely strong enough. Lu Ming took a big sip when he came up, and the tears were directly poured out.

Luming: "Cough cough cough..."

His eyes were red, he waved his hands at Xiao Zhun, and said with difficulty: "...No, no, you can't drink this."

Seeing Luming's reaction, Yan Ruisi immediately regretted that he dared to give others a drink without tasting it first, and quickly took the wine glass away, but Xiao Zhun snatched it halfway.

Xiao Zhun looked down at the wine in the glass, and felt that it looked no different from water.Lu Ming next to him was still coughing, so Xiao Zhun decided to be more cautious and only took a small sip.

 …he feels nothing.

Xiao Zhun wondered: "Why can't I drink this?"

Seeing that Xiao Zhun didn't respond, Lu Ming was also puzzled, and said, "Isn't it rumored on the Internet that you don't know how to drink?"

Before Xiao Zhun had time to answer, Yan Ruisi rushed to talk with a very understanding expression: "Oh, how much can you believe the rumors on the Internet? There are rumors on the Internet that the two of you are a couple! This kind of news has nothing to do with me. The news that Mr. Xiao can't drink is the same, it's all..."

Before the words "It's all fake" were finished, Xiao Zhun's words overwhelmed Yan Ruisi's ending.

"real."

As long as he is not talking about acting, Xiao Zhun has always been concise and to the point.At this time, he wanted to use these two words to show that he really didn't know how to drink, but he didn't notice that there were two subjects in Yan Ruisi's words.

Yan Ruisi: "..."

Luming: "..."

Yan Ruisi: "..." I think I should round up what I said, but I don't know how to round it up.

I don't know why Lu Ming's face is so thin today, because of Xiao Zhun's words, his face is redder than when he drank a big gulp of spirits just now.

Xiao Zhun was puzzled: "Why are you blushing?"

Lu Ming opened his mouth, but didn't say a word, and finally supported his forehead and said: "...this neck is too big after drinking."

The three of them stood still for a while.

Xiao Zhun smacked his lips and said, "I don't think there is any stamina at all."

Lu Ming frowned and retorted: "Yes. If you don't believe me, take another sip."

"Okay." Xiao Zhun took out another cup from the small cabinet under the table, filled it with wine, and pushed it to Lu Ming, "Let's drink together."

Lu Ming also bent down to take the cup, filled it up, handed it to Yan Ruisi, and said, "Let's drink three."