Fake CP hype is real

Lu Ming has never seen Xiao Zhun since the last recording of the variety show.

During the period, Lu Ming was also very busy, the announcements came one after another, and there was no time to think about this big piece of wood. It was also the second day after the variety show aired. Xiao Wang told him that he had time to start a live broadcast. I haven't found Xiao Zhun for more than half a month, and the original "both die together" flag has no conditions to be realized.

Strange to say, one of the "Little Deer" couple's protagonists was extremely uncooperative in the promotion, which resulted in the pictures of Xiao and Lu being in the same frame that could be counted on one hand, but the popularity only increased. With the further development of "Bu Suanzi" After broadcasting, the popularity of "Little Deer" has been rising steadily.

Then, Lu Ming understood a truth.

... The children don't need the cooperation of the master at all, they can drink cp and starve themselves.

but!Is it Mr. Lu Ming's style to let children produce their own sugar and eat it? !

no!Absolutely not!

Lu Ming flipped through the super chat of "Xiaolu" on his trumpet, and at the same time sent a WeChat message to Xiao Zhun on another mobile phone.

[It's Luming]: Brother Xiao!

[It's Luming]: Brother Xiao? !

[It's Luming]: I know you're here.If you don't reply to me again, I will post you on Weibo!

[Xiao Zhun]: ...

[Xiao Zhun]: You can do whatever you want.I don't care.Also won't respond.

[It's Luming]: I'll give you another chance to reform yourself.

[It's Lu Ming]: Am I a rat shit?

[Xiao Zhun]: ...Of course you are not rat shit.

[Xiao Zhun]: You are human.

[It's Luming]: Hahahahahaha?

[It's Luming]: I originally wanted to call you to harass you during the live broadcast at night.But look how good you are today.I decided to let you go.

……

Of course Xiao Zhun will not be let go.

Lu Ming stared at the phone screen confidently, smilingly waiting for Xiao Zhun's reply.

[Xiao Zhun]: I'm not good.

[Xiao Zhun]: Don't use this word to describe me.I don't like it very much.

[It's Lu Ming]: Are you not good?

[It's Luming]: If you're not good, I'll call you during the live broadcast tonight!

[Xiao Zhun]: Whatever you want.

Xiao Zhun is really strange.

He has many quirks.For example, you can’t turn on the sound when playing games, you can’t wear color contact lenses when you draw eyeliner, you can appear in the camera without makeup and full makeup, but you are absolutely not allowed to appear in the camera with half makeup, etc.

One of the most persistent ones is that he does not accept others saying that he is "good".

During the filming of "Bu Suanzi", Lu Ming snatched the staff's camera twice, preparing to record Xiao Zhun's daily life in the crew.

The second time, Xiao Zhun froze and left Lu Ming holding the camera in the sun for 15 minutes, not willing to look at the camera until he put on makeup.

Lu Ming's shoulders were stiff, and he said unhappily: "If this is someone else, he would have gone mad. Throw the camera on your head, and then beat you up."

Xiao Zhun's sitting posture is very correct, with his hands folded on his thighs, his back straight: "No one else can come into the dressing room to take pictures of me. Isn't it only you who can take pictures of me?"

When Xiao Zhun spoke, he raised his eyebrows slightly, and his eyes looked very innocent. Even the necessary heavy makeup after darkening couldn't hide his inexplicable cuteness, like a child.

Lu Ming looked at him and couldn't help showing a fatherly smile: "You said it would be great if you were always so obedient."

Xiao Zhun frowned, and retorted: "I'm not good."

Lu Ming was amused by his expression: "You are clearly sitting here and obediently let me take pictures!"

"Oh." Xiao Zhun was very rude, and snatched the camera over, "Then you are not allowed to take pictures."

Luming: "???"

Xiao Wang has already done a good job of promoting this live broadcast on Weibo. After taking a shower, Lu Ming nestled on the bed and reposted that Weibo when he had nothing to do.

Luming lujiao: I just want to chat with you for a while, and make a fool of myself by the way.

What Chu Tianyao did in the recent episodes was really outraged, and the comment area was immediately overwhelmed by the audience of "Bu Suanzi".

Li Wan's reminder: Chu Zhazha is really too much! ! !I just wanted to avenge and avenge my mother! !He didn't care about Brother Wuli's situation at all!Yo Yo dish him!

I love Xiao Zhun: What does Yo Yo mean?Will my brother-in-law also come to the live broadcast tonight?

Chu Tianyao, please push it to Li Bosheng immediately: I can't do it...I want to fuck a real person...

May I ask what Lu is called? Reply to Chu Tianyao, please push it to Li Busheng immediately: Sister hold on!

Sisters stand up +1

Sisters stand up +2

Lu Ming may be the star closest to the life of his fans. After changing his account, he was so active in flipping through fans' comments, likes, and before he knew it, it was time for the live broadcast.

Lu Ming's live broadcast has always been very casual. He threw the phone on his lap and opened the camera at a deadly angle.But fortunately, the appearance is good-looking no matter how you shoot it.

There were many fans waiting for him to start the live broadcast, so the popularity of the live broadcast reached a peak in an instant.

(Yo yo, pick up your phone! Hahahahaha)

(Someone put their chin on me)

(Xiao Zhun, Xiao Zhun, Xiao Zhun)

Lu Ming moved his sore neck, raised the phone to his face, and held it farther away.He didn't have a beautiful face, his skin was still thin and fair, and the tip of his delicate and small nose was a little red, as if he had caught a cold.

Sure enough, when he spoke, he had a distinct nasal sound.

"No, your brother Zhun is not with me."

Lu Ming is a stubborn near-sighted person who doesn't wear glasses. He squints his eyes subconsciously when he reads words, and his thick and long eyelashes cover them like a fan.

"I'll call him on the live broadcast later."

(What do you call 'You Brothers')

(Luming can play hahahahaha)

(Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)

(Obviously it should be 'my brother')

(agree upstairs)

('I'm Zhun' brush up!)

Lu Ming raised his eyebrows, combed his bangs with his hands, and said, "Ahahaha, yes, you are right."

"I'll call 'my brother' in the live broadcast later."