Poisonous milk became the film king and found out that I was actually Bai Yueguang [Entertainment]

Lei Fuchao began to feel that Xiao Ping was like an invisible person.

Every time he just stays away from his rest chair for a while, he is sure to see something small hanging on the back of the chair when he comes back, sometimes it is a white rabbit head clip, sometimes it is a string of N city mountain Carved bells are a specialty of the house, and sometimes a large branch of mountain peach blossoms is placed across the chair.

It's almost like a kitten who grabs the spoils of people's pillows every morning.

Sometimes he fell asleep in the evening without knowing it, and when he woke up in the middle of the night, he could see a steaming cup of taro milk tea or room temperature orange juice on the bedside table, depending on the weather.If he didn't go that day, and didn't need to go to the scene to learn the camera the next day, but was busy with music-related matters, this cup of drink may also become hot coffee.

From this, Lei Fuchao discovered two things.

First, Xiao Ping must have hooked up with Li Di, and Li Di must have sold his daily arrangements at a high price.

Second, he remembered that he forgot to ask for the spare room card in Xiao Ping's hand, but forget it, he chose to pretend he didn't remember this.

He complained to Liu Pian about Xiao Ping's behavior once or twice, and Liu Pian's eyes were full of words: "? I don't think you are arguing, you are teasing me." Gradually, he stopped complaining.

It's true that he got a little cheap and acted like a good boy. After all, he had to admit that he was very useful.

He is also observing Xiao Ping.

When Xiao Ping carried him on his back, he used to be a picky eater when eating, and it was useless to stop him so many times before. He just didn’t like to eat vegetables; he didn’t smoke much anymore. Lei Fuchaotuo and Xiao Ping, an actor who has a normal relationship, accidentally handed over cigarettes several times, but Xiao Ping didn't pick it up once; the actor with the best relationship in the crew is the second male actor Tan Midao, and the staff is Li handed.

Even though he observed so carefully, he never once caught Xiao Ping hanging a bell to serve drinks, neither pretending to sleep nor pretending to walk away.

Lei Fuchao was very angry.

Xiao Ping began to feel that Lei Fuchao's little tricks became more and more transparent.

It is true that the more you live, the more you come back.

Every day after the play, he would spend half an hour looking for interesting things nearby, sometimes rabbit products, sometimes handicrafts in the mountains, sometimes simply a peach blossom, a rhododendron, A rabbit made of straw with a dog's tail or a cat made of paper, write the character "King" on the forehead and the character "Meow" on the belly, and it will work together.

Xiao Ping observed it secretly, and when he received the paper tiger, Lei Fuchao was so angry that he stood there and rolled his eyes twice, but still put the things away without any haste.

Almost like a doormat squirrel planning to stash all the pine cones he gets for the winter.

Sometimes the weather is not good, or Lei Fuchao will appear quite tired at noon, Xiao Ping looks at it with uneasiness, and knows that such nights are safe: Lei Fuchao's physical strength is not as good as before, and he still wants to The challenge is to juggle two jobs, and you will definitely not be able to fall asleep early at night.

He is familiar with the time it takes Lei Fuchao to fall asleep and his schedule to a certain extent, just as he knows the time when Lei Fuchao will wake up thirsty in the middle of the night. At night, he sneaks into his room to put a cup of hot drink without being noticed. Not difficult at all.

If one day Lei Fuchao didn't show up on the set for a whole day, and Li Di also said that he wouldn't come the next day, then Yue Moo had encountered some bottleneck in making the soundtrack. After waking up in the middle of the night, he would probably have to stay up all night to fight. At such times, Xiao Ping would replace the hot drink with hot coffee and put a few more cups.

He also knew that Lei Fuchao would definitely try to catch him in various ways, but unfortunately he was superior in skills and had never been caught.

But not long after he started doing this, one night, when he sneaked into Lei Fuchao's room, he found a note with a huge snail on the bedside table.

Xiao Ping: "..."

Xiao Ping suddenly realized that Lei Fuchao had deliberately pretended to be asleep and waited for him a few times, either he pretended to be asleep, or he pretended until the end that he didn't take the bait that day, and gradually turned from embarrassment to anger after going around.

Xiao Ping found a pen and drew a crazy smiling face on the side of the snail shell, and received a pistol/gun under the smiling face the next night.

He returned a more crazy black rabbit smiley face, and when he came back the next day, Lei Fuchao ignored him on paper.

Originally, Xiao Ping thought that the war was over, and his mood was a little bit of disappointment in the funny, and a little bit of pride in the loss.

As a result, within two days, when he returned to his room after the show at night, he found that a box of lemon tea in his reserve was inexplicably missing. Tie it up, revealing the bright and clear sky outside, but on the window glass, a stickman with arms akimbo was drawn with an erasable crayon, and a pitiful stickman squatting with his head in his arms and lasagna crying.

Too many slots.

Xiao Ping could only laugh out loud.

That night, he also caught Ping Feng Po Lang's account asking for help on Weibo.

@给风战浪会时: "Ask the homepage for advice. Apart from hanging your head and stabbing your thighs, is there any other way to keep yourself from falling asleep temporarily? I've been very tired at work recently, but for some purposes I need to stay awake at least one night. "

Comment A: "Since Mrs. Polang is very tired from work, should she rest? Or should she stay up late and work?"

Reply A with the wind and waves: "It's not work, it's just that my boyfriend made me feel a little bit embarrassed. I want to scare him back to revenge, but I will fall asleep first at night. I usually sleep first when I stay up late and work, and then climb in the middle of the night. Get up and get on with your work."

Comment B enthusiastically offered advice: "Why don't you ask your boyfriend to stay with you? Talk to him, maybe you won't fall asleep, and then find a way to make him fall asleep first."

Reply with wind and waves: "I don't live in the same room for the time being."

Comment C: "? You can just ask your boyfriend to drive in your room!"

Breaking through the wind and waves: "."

……

After much deliberation, Xiao Ping didn't rashly use the lost account of Xiangyou Ye or Poisonous Milk to comment, otherwise, once Lei Fuchao found out that he had also lost his horse, he would not be able to find the fun of secretly observing the truth in the future.

Xiao Ping asked for a navy account from Chen Jiantan, and spent some time in arranging it, making it look like an ordinary star chasing trumpet, and then leisurely went to comment on it for Lei Fuchao.

@雨向打抱雷奥: "Why don't you try leaving a note for your boyfriend and find an excuse for him to wake you up?"

I don't know if he was worried about being seen by the night who missed you. A few minutes later, Lei Fuchao thanked him and hurriedly deleted the Weibo.

The next night, Xiao Ping saw a new note next to Lei Fuchao's bedside table. There was no snail on it, but it said: "I have something to talk to Mr. Hu tonight. If you come and see me If you haven't woken up, please wake me up, thank you."

Xiao Ping had to admit that if he hadn't been the one who came up with the idea, he would definitely have been caught by Lei Fuchao's routine after discovering this note, and his tone really seemed like that.

But he was the one who came up with the idea, so of course he knew that Lei Fuchao had nothing to discuss with Mr. Hu.

So he just sat down on the edge of the bed, tucked the quilt for Lei Fuchao, and stared quietly at Lei Fuchao for a while with his face in his hands.

The author has something to say: Thanks for the nutrient solution of "Smashed Ice Plum Soup"~.