Poisonous milk became the film king and found out that I was actually Bai Yueguang [Entertainment]

A few days later, Lei Fuchao received a package from Northwest China.

He searched the Internet for the house number of the delivery location, and saw that the Outer Space Film and Television City was nearby. After thinking for a while, he went to work as usual.

In the past few days during lunch breaks and after get off work, he and Yan Bai, whose wife is not at home, cooked a lot of meals together, and soon Yan Bai couldn't help asking him: "What's going on? Xiao Ping went out to film a movie?"

"Almost." Lei Fuchao was vague.

"How long have you been going?" Yan Bai said casually, "Do you want to come to my house for dinner?"

Lei Fuchao couldn't answer this question, so he guessed according to Xiao Ping's hope and made up a sentence: "Maybe come back a year ago."

But only a few days later, when I opened the door and came home, the living room was still dark, no one turned on the lights, no one was sitting on the sofa eating potato chips and watching a movie, and there was no other coat hanging on the hanger by the door. Lei Fuchao became a little upset.

It's not that Xiao Ping didn't go without news. Although he didn't answer the phone and didn't reply to Weibo now, Xiao Ping posted an emoji on his Weibo homepage every day.

Lei Fuchao understands that this is the meaning of reporting safety and telling him that he will come back sooner or later, but he is still a little breathless.

On the first day of leaving, the emoji Xiao Ping posted was "", yesterday was "", today is "".

Lei Fuchao looked more and more angry.

Isn't it just shouting from the air?Who wouldn't?

So Lei Fuchao also posted a Weibo, writing: "A friend who lives with me has been away from home for ten days. Please tell me, how should I take care of him when he comes back?"

As he expected, everyone in the comment area successfully decoded the code, except for the group who laughed and joked about "Are they friends after all", most of them gave nonsense suggestions cooperatively.

The scale ranges from "tack him up, clean him up hard" to "slap him with a whip?", from "tell him to smash a big rock in his chest! Put a tank on top of him!" to "disrespect, disrespect, and run away from home ,The tank is too small, how about putting a pigeon?"... In short, it is getting worse and worse, and everything is there.

Although most of the supporters were ordinary sand sculpture netizens, this Weibo is not without his acquaintances.

Not long after, Lei Fuchao caught a glimpse of the starlet with whom he only met twice passing by.

Little star: "Day."

Lei Fuchao:?

In the hot comments, no one is telling pornographic jokes, and this starlet is the first to score.

So much so that Lei Fuchao almost didn't react for a while, he almost thought that he just cursed casually, but after he reacted, he was still a bit confused: Are you a little star with such a wild heart?

But that's not the point.

The point is, right after that, he saw the tainted milk blogger who had done business with his account before inexplicably appearing at the bottom of this Weibo, giving the little star

I clicked a like, and then commented to Lou: "Although, but, day!"

Lei Fuchao:? ? ?

Lei Fuchao was completely surprised. Is the world too small, or is his and Xiao Ping's CP really popular, and the larger the base of CP fans, the higher the probability of chance encounters?

Going to the homepage of the poisoned milk blogger in a confused place, Lei Fuchao found that the other party seemed to have entered the pit in the past few days, and the CP was very passionate, and every now and then a message came: "I wish the CP I ate is perfect BE, not true love ! The middle way collapses and never grows old together! Things go too long and never get married quickly!..."

For this reason, the other party obviously lost a lot of fans, but they didn’t care about their attitude at all. Instead, they happily chatted with many big fans in the CP circle who were familiar with Lei Fuchao’s ID, typing hundreds of words together every day Small papers on CP experience, commenting on each other: "If you can talk, talk more!"

He even retweeted "The Night I Missed You" and lost the horse day. In order to blend into the carnival atmosphere, Lei Fuchao bit the bullet and posted a lottery blog.

At that time, Lei Fuchao was still in the hospital, and after all, he was in a delicate mood, and he didn't really intend to celebrate. He didn't want to spend a lot of time and energy to edit an extra video, so he excused his busy work and just took a picture. A small Q version of the CP map that can be clicked after drawing.

Poisonous milk blogger @美人如晶剑如玉: "[Star Eyes] lowers the winning rate! If you win, I want to ask the blogger to draw a car. If you can't do it, you can even kiss me!"

Lei Fuchao pondered for a while, turned off Beauty Ruhong's homepage, and went back to his Weibo to see that it was broken, and the wind direction had quickly changed.

The small star's hot comments in the building have formed a format: "One person's blood book, fuck him!" "Blood book +1." "300 people's blood book!" Didn’t this couple make an official announcement in disguise when I was addicted to martial arts movies seven or eight years ago?”…

Among them, Beauty Ruhong jumped the highest and most violently, posting a new comment almost every five seconds.

The beauty is like a rainbow and the sword is like a jade: "() sleep him sleep him, please Brother Lei don't sleep him carelessly!"

The beauty is like a rainbow and the sword is like a jade: "( ) Can I wait until this day appears?"

The beauty is like a rainbow and the sword is like a jade: "() My CP is a fairy CP, until the end of the mountain, I will depend on you for the rest of my life!"

……

At first glance, it really looks like a cancerous fan who came to Ky in front of the master just to eat CP.

In fact, people are already trying to stop him one after another.

but.

"DRY," Lei Fuchao dubiously typed out the abbreviation of Xiao Ping's real name, and replied to Ruhong, "Do you think I'm a fool? It's such a coincidence."

Suddenly, Beauty Ruhong stopped posting new comments.

Then 1 minute passed, 5 minutes passed, and 10 minutes passed.

Beauty Ruhong never appeared again.

Ten minutes later, Lei Fuchao saw that Xiao Ping posted today's second Weibo on the tuba, and the language was quite concise.

@肖纯: "It's dead, don't read it."

The author has something to say: Sexy Xiao Ping, begging for sleep online.There should be "You are so wild".