Yu Wu

There have been two young and promising generals in Chonghua, and the two are as distinct as fire and water.

The one who is like water is called Mo Xi, he is cold-tempered, abstinent, celibate, and the bets in the army on when Mo Shuai will sacrifice his virginity have already accumulated enough to make any poor man rich overnight.

The hot one is called Gu Mang, he is warm-natured, loves to laugh, and loves women, if he has to pay a pocket money every time he kisses a girl, then he probably has no underwear left and lost all his property.

Before Gu Mang committed treason, one day, on a whim, he took a book he compiled and ran over to Mo Xi to write a commentary.

At that time, Mo Shuai was writing papers and was busy with military affairs, so he just asked Gu Shuai, "What did you write?"

"Write everything." Gu Mang said enthusiastically, "Gourmet food, knowledge, travel notes on mountains and rivers, pictures of wars, trivia about life."

Mo Xi took the book, raised a pen and hung it on his wrist, dipping in the ink to criticize.

Gu Mang finished speaking with a smile: "I wrote about you too."

Mo Xi suddenly became alert, stopped what he was doing, and looked up at him.

"...What did you write about me?"

Gu Mang said sincerely: "I described the past between you and me according to the facts."

"What past events?"

Gu Mang scratched his head, laughed a little bit salivatingly, and said quickly, "All of them."

"..."

Mo Xi didn't answer any more, just stared at him for a while, lowered his long eyelashes, and wrote two lines of cold and harsh block letters on the front of the paper with no expression on his face:

This is a banned book, and those who violate it will be punished.