After being possessed by the marketing maniac

Ye Rongyi opened his eyes immediately, and when he moved, Si Xiao, who seemed to be asleep next to him, suddenly reached out and grabbed his hand.Then Ye Rongyi felt a small cold stone in his hand.

He lowered his eyes and saw that the small stone was shining brightly in the palm of his hand, and Ye Rongyi instantly knew that it was the "Wolf-proof Yeming Stone" that had not been short-sold due to the purchase restriction.

Ye Yingdi originally wanted to show off his strong physique and excellent fighting martial arts in front of his sweetheart, but after seeing this stone, he understood what Si Xiao said earlier that he had a trump card to escape, which might include this wolf-proof Ye Mingshi .

Ye Rongyi didn't take any action when he thought of this. He just turned his head and asked softly in Si Xiao's ear: "Is this stone effective? I think since those people dare to come here at night, they should be able to deal with your stone." ?”

Feeling the heat coming from his ears, Si Xiao felt the urge to rub his ears, but he still tried his best not to move.He just snorted softly, turned over quietly, first put Xiaoha and Yinzi who were squatting at the head of the bed on the bed, and then took out the black bag that he almost never left from under the bed.Under Ye Rongyi's puzzled gaze, Si Xiao took out four talisman papers, a handful of black and white jelly beans, a handful of orange jelly beans, two black ropes, and two black clothes like vests from the bag. There are even two pairs of old cotton shoes for men that look a little weird at the end? ? ?

Ye Rongyi looked at these things on the bed in a daze.

In the end, Si Xiao sneered in a low voice: "If I don't show off my power, they will treat me as a sick cat. Just watch carefully, and I will let you witness a miracle in a while!"

Si Xiao said so, and stuffed two talisman papers into Si Xiao's clothes, and found that the actor's skin was smooth and his muscles were strong.Then I also stuffed two talisman papers for myself, put on the vest and old cotton shoes, grabbed a handful of jelly beans and stuffed them into the pocket of the vest, and finally held the rope in my left hand and held the luminous stone in my right hand, and sat quietly. The group of people on the bed waiting outside the window came in.

"What are you doing in a daze, you put on the equipment too. It's a pity that my chief technology officer went to retreat for a rest, otherwise I would have to make a nightmare candy to scare those idiots to death. But don't scare them now, these unimproved products are enough for them Have a drink."

Ye Rongyi seized the key "unimproved" products.

His mind was spinning rapidly, and he recognized the things in front of him.The two talisman papers should be the anti-malicious peace amulet, the black, white and orange jelly beans should be happy candy and sweet talk candy, and the black rope must be a retractable rope that automatically locks the target. After wearing the black vest, the body will not be conscious. Tight, maybe the original version of the body training suit?But this pure cotton men's cloth shoes, he has never seen before, could it be a new product that will be launched in the store soon?

Ye Rongyi thought about this, looked at Xiaoha and Yinzi who had been activated silently, and then looked at himself who was fully equipped, and suddenly felt that he might not be a hero tonight.I always feel that these equipments add up to heaven.

When Ye Rongyi put on his old cloth shoes, the window was finally opened silently.

It's just that after the window was opened, what came in was not the man in black or the mercenary that Si Xiao and Ye Rongyi had imagined, but a long metal bottle that seemed to have an automatic switch.

The moment Ye Rongyi saw the metal reflection of the bottle, his pupils shrank and he hugged Si Xiao next to him, covering his mouth and nose with his hands: "Shut your breath! This is a gas anesthesia bomb!"

Ye Rongyi was annoyed, he underestimated the shamelessness and insidiousness of those people, and he didn't know how strong the anesthetic gas was?If it was the kind of advanced anesthesia that can enter the human body through the skin, he and Si Xiao would probably fall down even if they were wearing equipment.

But Si Xiao stretched out his hand and pulled Ye Rongyi's hand off.His expression was still calm.

"What are you afraid of? No matter how powerful this anesthetic is, can it be as powerful as...Look, Fanglangshi has begun to attack poison with poison."

Ye Rongyi followed Si Xiao's words, and found that the Ye Mingshi in the two of them's hands actually started to spew out light yellow gas, and the moment he smelled the gas, his smile that was about to express his reassurance froze immediately on the face.

Ye Yingdi did not use the anti-wolf night stone.

Although he heard that Zhang Yawen, his family friend, once complained about the smell of the Wolf-defying Ye Mingshi in a tragic tone, but he didn't take it seriously at the time.It's just a gas used to prevent wolves. How bad can the smell be?This guy just likes to be surprised.

But now, Yingdi Ye said that he must apologize to Lao Zhang later.This smell is not only unpleasant, it is really a terrible smell that makes people feel hopeless after smelling it, and can instantly feel that the world is dark! ! !

Ye Rongyi was still shocked by the terrifying smell of Fanglang Yemingshi, and Si Xiao was no better than him at the moment. After all, it was the first time Si Jingling had actually used Fanglang Yemingshi. The old ghost knelt down, with such a frenzied taste, how did the old ghost subdue that thousand-year-old weasel spirit back then? !Didn't he get smoked to death by the fart it sprayed out? !

Ye Rongyi and Si Xiao couldn't love each other because of the smell, but they were lucky.After the strong anesthetic gas|bomb was thrown into the room, the three mercenaries by the window jumped into the room like dexterous monkeys wearing gas masks.

Just like what Ye Rongyi said before, since these people dared to arrest Si Xiao, they must have done in-depth research on the miraculous products in his store.And the focus of their defense is the anti-wolf night stone that can automatically emit an extremely unpleasant gas. Although Richard and the others have been very unlucky and have never snatched the anti-wolf night stone, but under the heavy money, there will always be someone willing to let it go. out of its own stone.It's a pity that they only experimented once, and the stone self-destructed completely, so that they didn't get any useful technology.But even so, Richard and the others detected that the stone was not an ordinary pebble, and some of the ingredients in it were strange.

Afterwards, Noah Science and Technology Research Company studied all the other products in the Daxian Miracle Shop. Each product self-destructed when it was studied a little deeper, but each product had special features that they could not research and analyze. matter of existence.

Just like the National Institute of Science, there is no shortage of people with big brains in Noah Research Company, and even because they often research many magical things, these people are more willing to make bold guesses.In addition to the name Si Xiao gave the store "Daxian Miracle Shop", the Asian researchers in Noah's company couldn't help but speculate whether this was related to the cultivation of Taoism and fairy arts in ancient Chinese legends.After all, the legends from ancient times to the present have never been broken.

And the magical fairy art that can make people live forever directly stimulated the hearts of the entire upper management of Noah Research Company.

Whether ancient or modern, whether domestic or foreign, among all human beings, who does not yearn for longevity?

Therefore, the shops with such miraculous, unexplainable, and fairy-like methods have received the strongest attention from Noah Research Company.

Don’t say that those who engage in science don’t believe in God.

In fact, once these people become crazy, it is incomparable to any ordinary person.

Three mercenaries wearing gas masks entered the room, thinking that they would be able to complete the task tonight, and then each of them would be able to get a magical body training suit that was said to increase the upper limit of human stamina.If you are lucky, you can get a robot dog. Although this thing is not very useful to them, it is good to play with.

As a result, something feels wrong when they step into the room.

They actually smelled a very strong and irritating terrible smell! !The smell was as if they had fallen into the cesspit and the hottest chili pit at the same time. Immediately, they were stimulated with snot and tears. The three of them subconsciously held their breath, but found that the smell could not be avoided at all. It seems to be able to go straight to the horror of the soul!

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

The three confident mercenaries didn't hold on for half a minute, they went stiff all over, and both of them were so stimulated that they passed out and fell to the ground.The remaining one, who was the most powerful, wanted to raise his hand to shoot at the bed, but after two wolves howled, one of his wrists and the other's leg bones were bitten off by the vicious Xiaoha and Yinzi.

"Ugh!"

Under such an attack, the last person couldn't hold on any longer, and passed out directly.

At this time, Ye Rongyi quickly got off the bed and wanted to go to the window to open the windows for ventilation. Seeing that his movements hadn't had time to remind him, the man "huh" the moment his feet stepped on the ground Evil flew out?Especially brutal hit the wall.

Ye Rongyi: "?????" What the hell happened to me just now? !

Si Xiao didn't have time to speak until this time: "...cough, you, um, does your face hurt? I didn't have time to tell you that the old cloth shoes you stepped on are our company's new products, called 'zombie escape shoes'. The function is to escape quickly, as if flying dead. The speed is extremely fast, heck, you should have experienced it? But the disadvantage is that after wearing it, it is impossible to walk normally, and all movements will become flying jumps. The person who wears it must pay attention to control the direction."

Yingdi Ye vigorously rubbed his arm that felt almost smashed just now. When he hit the wall, there seemed to be a force to protect him. He thought it was thanks to the vest he was wearing.If it weren't for this vest, he might have been disfigured by now.

Even so, Ye Rongyi felt that his nose was swollen.

He turned his head expressionlessly, put the luminous stone in his hand under his chin to illuminate his face, and said in a particularly gloomy tone, "Do you think my face hurts?"

Si Heimao felt a little guilty: "Who told you to go down too fast?"

Ye Rongyi: "Do you know how much my face is worth? Do you know how many people will chase after you with knives and chop you up if I am disfigured? In the end, you will see this face every day after all. Yes, cherish it, okay?"

When Si Xiao heard the last sentence, his ears felt hot for no reason, "Hey, big men, don't pay so much attention to your face. At worst, I will research a beauty and skin care cream for you later, okay? Now let's talk about business, they are all down, let's move on What are you doing? They can't do it before I get out of bed, tsk. It's so boring."

Ye Rongyi took off his shoes, walked to the last mercenary leader who fell to the ground, and took a look. He was stunned when he found that his wrists and legs were bleeding.Are Xiaoha and Yinzi's teeth so sharp?Aren't these two guys only able to bite people's butts and swell them at best?how……

But now is not the time to think about that.

Ye Rongyi went to the window and looked at it, and said: "It would be great if we could know where the rest of the people are, and we can clean them up. I believe that with this lesson, the Noah company will I won’t dare to do anything in a short time.”

Hearing what he said, Si Xiao let out a hey voice, "What's the problem? Just ask them."

He jumped out of bed right after saying this, and was going to give one of the three people the unimproved Sweet Talk Tang Baiyu Pill, which is also known as Zhenyan Pill.As a result, the moment his feet touched the ground, his expression changed instantly.

"Wow, ah! Groove!"

When Ye Rongyi saw Si Heimao, who obviously forgot that he was also wearing zombie escape shoes, and hit the wall with a flying jump, he showed a schadenfreude smile unabashedly.

very good.We are good friends who share weal and woe.These shoes are really nice!

The author has something to say: hahaha, what ah~