After being possessed by the marketing maniac

Because there are punch-in videos of thin monkeys and fat cats, no one doubts the effect of body-building and weight-loss training clothes.So on the day of August 31st, the inventory of the body-building and weight-loss training clothes in Daxian Magic Shop directly changed from more than 3 to [-].Then that night, the thousand ninety turned into zero.

When everyone saw that the body training clothes were sold out in an instant, they couldn't help sighing that there are so many rich people, and the clothes worth 5 yuan were sold out in just a few minutes.There are still many people who want to buy but can't.However, most people who didn't buy it didn't take it seriously, thinking that they would definitely replenish it in the future.The clothes are selling so well, how could the shopkeeper ignore the great opportunity to make money?Even though the owner of the Daxian shop said before that the items sold in their shop are limited in quantity, most people regard this as a kind of hunger marketing.

But God knows that this magical little shop of Daxian just doesn't follow the usual routine.

Those netizens who still want to buy body training clothes have waited for a day but have not waited for replenishment, waited for two days, and have not waited for three days for replenishment, and when they even saw the body training clothes being taken off the shelves on the fourth day, netizens I was shocked.One by one, they ran to Si Xiao's Weibo and started going crazy.

[Shopkeeper!Why aren't the body training clothes sold anymore?Did you encounter any difficulties in production? !I have already prepared 5 yuan and I am just short of placing an order and receiving the goods. How can you not sell it? ! 】

[That’s right, Daxian’er, let’s forget about the limited number of your high-tech robotic pet dogs. That thing consumes a lot of materials and technology at first glance, but why aren’t you selling body training clothes?Also, I see that your Daxian brand shampoo seems to only have about [-] in stock?Both Happy Candy and Sweet Talk Candy are less than [-]. Why don't you replenish the goods, shop owner? 】

These similar messages appeared in a row under Si Xiao's Weibo, which reminded some caring people.

Those people went to Si Xiao's magical little shop to look, and they found that the inventory of all products in Daxian's shop was decreasing, the body training clothes were gone, and the cool stone was limited to [-] pieces per day, and now there are only [-] left. Six hundred.The inventory of Fanglang Yemingshi is good, there are about [-] pieces, but the purchase limit of Fanglang Yemingshi is [-] pieces per day.

Calculate it like this, if it is fast, it will take half a month, if it is slow, it will only take one month, and the products in the Daxian Magical Shop will be sold out.

[Could it be that the owner of the Daxian shop replenishes the goods once a month? 】

【Stupid!If it is replenished once a month, I haven’t seen Da Xian’er’s replenishment in August!Daxianer said before that all the things in their store are in stock, you can earn money if you buy it, and you will lose it if it is too late. I didn’t believe it at the time, but now I see that the body training clothes have been taken off the shelves, God I haven’t bought them yet To Qingliangshi! !How can I live with this!The whole person is anxious ah ah ah ah! 】

【Oh my god, this is the worst news I've ever heard!No, I have to stock up on some shampoo quickly. The baldness of our employees in the entire department has been saved by the Daxian brand shampoo, and we are going to rely on it to become a handsome elite in the IT industry!What if there is no Daxian brand shampoo in the future? ! 】

[My depression has mostly healed, and now I feel that the world is more lovely every day, but now I can't be happy at all, I'm going to start hoarding happy candies.Please those healthy people who are not sick don't compete with us, okay?For us it was a lifesaver baby. 】

[I was so scared that I hurriedly went to check the inventory of Sweet Talk Candy. Fortunately, there are still more than 5 pieces, and I should be able to buy another ten.Could it be that Daxian'er is not going to sell these treasures anymore? !Oh my god!No!I just rely on sweet talk and sugar to play. 】

Because of body training clothes, everyone discovered that the inventory of Daxian Magic Store has been decreasing, and because they found that the inventory has not been replenished, and because of various reasons, they began to place orders and stock up crazily.Such a sudden large number of orders almost paralyzed Zhou Zhuorun's four customer service staff. The four working college students couldn't understand why there were so many orders on this day.

"I'm going, boss, the shampoo and happy candy are sold out! There are only half of the sweet dream candy and sweet talk candy left!"

"Boss, many people have asked me if I can pre-order the Cooling Stone and the Anti-wolf Yeming Stone. What's going on? What did the owner do???"

Zhou Zhuorun was also scratching his head anxiously, and he called Si Xiao with just one call, and Si Xiao was also a little speechless.

The old ghost certainly didn't expect that the things he couldn't sell before would be in short supply, but yesterday, after laughing for a long time, the old ghost told him ruthlessly that selling something short was short selling, he didn't It is also impossible to refine the same baby again.

Therefore, Si Xiao could only post a Weibo on the Internet under pressure.

Daxian Miraculous Shopkeeper V: [Hello, Daxian fans.We have seen your messages and appeals on the Internet, although we would like to meet your requests.However, because shampoo, anti-wolf luminous stone, cool stone and other products require special production methods and extremely rare special materials, our store cannot produce products with the same effect until we find special materials.Please forgive me.However, in order to thank everyone for their support and love for our Daxian Magical Store, we will soon launch three new products with special functions, namely glass bowls for nutritional meals, retractable ropes that automatically lock targets, and safety charms to prevent evil thoughts. I hope you can like it~ But there is a fate between a good baby and a person. I hope you will cherish the product if you buy it. Don’t be sad if you don’t buy it. Maybe the chance has not come yet. 】

As soon as this Weibo was posted, the netizens almost laughed angrily at Da Xian'er's shopkeeper.

How else could it be said that the owner of the Daxian shop is the most pure and unpretentious shopkeeper they have ever seen?Obviously things are limited, he doesn't reflect on the fact that the quantity of products he produces is too small, and he even throws the blame on the fact that their buyers have no fate with the products!How many shops in the world dare to speak like this?But this Daxian shopkeeper dares!What's more, what he said was justified, and made them feel that it seemed very reasonable? ?

Netizens complained about dozens of pages of messages from the owner of the Daxian shop in a particularly speechless manner on the Internet.However, more people have already gone to the homepage of Daxian Miracle Shop, waiting for the release of new products.

They still want to know the functions of the new product very much. It sounds amazing and interesting when they hear it.

Then, netizens saw the latest three baby products on the shelves of Daxian Magic Store.

They are a very beautiful glass bowl with a base, a long black rope that can be stretched automatically, and a piece of ghostly symbols that they can't recognize at all.

The prices of these three new products are [-], [-], and [-] respectively.

Netizens saw the price, and a lot of people were silently complaining in their hearts.I thought they might eat dirt again this month.Leaving aside the glazed bowl and the anti-evil talisman, some people had an impression of the auto-targeting retractable rope, and they immediately revealed that it might be the rope used by the male god Si Xiao to save Deng Linglang.Thinking that this rope can automatically lock the target, and the introduction said that this rope is very strong and can pull the weight of ten people at the same time, many people are eager to move.

As for the glazed bowl and the anti-evil talisman, although there are descriptions of their effects after opening, everyone is in no rush to buy them.

However, the Internet celebrities who wanted to gain attention through the products of Daxian’s magical shop, as well as the diehard fans of Daxian who had no brains, placed orders and bought three products in the first place.

The mindless master came back out of the arena after being chased by his robot dog into an emoji, saying that tomorrow he will try how unpalatable and nutritious the things made from the glass bowl are.

Seeing this guy commit suicide again, Si Xiao clicked his tongue sympathetically.I thought to myself that tomorrow there will be brainless emoticons again, he really matches his name.

And after Si Xiao posted on Weibo, he received a call from Minister Tu, who stated that they would buy three new products in bulk, one hundred glass bowls, one thousand automatic catching ropes, and the prevention of evil thoughts is safe. There are [-] talismans.

When Si Xiao heard the [-] talismans, he was a little confused: "Are you sure you want [-] talismans?"

Minister Tu turned his head to look at the director of the Zhao Research Institute over there, who nodded frantically.

"Yes, it takes [-] copies. Mr. Huang, you must give us a [-]% discount. Our funds have been getting less and less recently."

Si Xiao curled his lips, thinking that you represent the country, and now that the country is getting richer, you still dare to cry about being poor.The [-]% discount is already the bottom line, and he will never discount it again.

When he was about to hang up the phone, Minister Tu suddenly asked, "Mr. Huang, has anyone appeared around you recently?"

Si Xiao frowned slightly: "No. What's wrong?"

Minister Tu paused for a moment, and then said: "Mr. Huang, those things in your shop seem to have attracted the attention of some foreign research institutions. They seem to want to contact you for business. I know that Mr. Huang is now in Ye Yingdi But because we have reached a preliminary agreement, we will not force Mr. Huang to meet with us. But we can find out where you are, and those people should be able to find out. So, Mr. Huang, you It is better to be careful. If there is anything that cannot be resolved, Mr. Huang, you can call me at any time. The country will protect the safety of every citizen, especially those who have made special contributions to the country. "

Si Xiao laughed when he heard the last sentence. "I see, thank you Minister Tu for your reminder. Then I want to ask one more question. A deputy chief of the provincial police station called me before and wanted me to donate things, but I scolded me. My cousin said look He doesn't look like he's going to let it go, but it's been more than half a month since that time, but I haven't had any problems here, did you, Minister Tu, help me solve it in private?"

Minister Tu praised Si Xiao's tone, so he smiled along with it: "I said that the country will protect the safety of every citizen and give him fair treatment. People who have made special contributions will not be unfairly treated. Treated."

Si Xiao nodded. "Thank you so much. Since the country treats me so well, I naturally want to repay the country. Minister Tu can rest assured that even if people from abroad contact me later, I will not sell any of the core technologies in my shop to them .I will not even take the initiative to sell their products. My company produces a lot of things, and it is better to sell them to myself. Forget about foreign countries.”

Minister Tu was really happy this time.When he received the news from Zhao Siqi, he was worried that Shopkeeper Huang would not be able to withstand the temptation or benefits, and sold the production technology of the magical items that the research institute had not yet thoroughly researched to foreign people. Now that he was guaranteed, he felt that the big leader said The words are very correct.Although the shopkeeper Huang himself and the things he sells are unusual, as long as the correct attitude has been formed, good results can be obtained even if they are unknown.

In short, don't use inappropriate communication methods because of the other party's uncontrollable fear.The current result is quite good.

As soon as Si Xiao hung up the phone, he saw Yingying Ye walking towards him.He silently rolled his eyes.This guy seems to have started to let himself go after he took off his vest. He winks at him every day, doesn't talk provocatively, and always wants to reach out and touch his face and waist.

Hehe, can a man's face and waist be touched casually? !

Seeing Si Xiao, Ye Rongyi was in a happy mood: "Today, my part is finished filming ahead of schedule, can you go to the hot spring?"

Si Heimao, well, he hasn't dyed his hair since his vest was stripped. Although the hair dye is high-end and won't damage his hair, he still prefers his original hair color.Everyone saw that he didn't dye his hair anymore and didn't think there was anything wrong with it. The hair is his own, and whether he dyes it or not depends on his mood.However, in the crew, Si Xiao's face and nose were still disguised.

"Oh, do you want to see if my face will fall off after soaking in the hot springs? You think it's beautiful. Why should I show you my breasts | dew | breasts?"

Ye Rongyi just laughed, and he sat next to Si Xiao: "You don't suffer, I will show you my breasts|shower|boobs too. Besides, in comparison, my breasts and breasts are more beautiful and more valuable of."

Si Heimao was deeply shocked by Ye Rongyi's words, and he almost covered his forehead: "Do you know that your character has collapsed? If your fans know that the film king they are thinking of is such a hooligan, Maybe they will jump into the river collectively!"

Ye Rongyi didn't care: "They can't see or hear them." Then the man raised the corners of his mouth and rubbed Yinzi's hairy head: "I only play hooligans on people I like. People who play hooligans are not hooligans."

Si Xiao: "..." Ever since his vest was peeled off, it seemed that Ye Rongyi had also peeled off his gentle and polite outer skin, revealing the dark, slippery and proud core inside. "Hey, let's eat sushi first, and then soak in the hot spring." Ye Rongyi was right anyway, if they really stripped off together, Ye Rongyi would look better. Why not read it?

Ye Rongyi went straight to look at Assistant Niu Zhuang who was next to him with a blank face. Assistant Niu ignored his young man who was messing around and playing hooligans, picked up his mobile phone and started ordering hot springs and meals.

At this time, Zhu Tong and Ding Jie, who were filming in front of the film, suddenly had a problem, and the crew broke into a commotion.

Si Xiao and Ye Rongyi raised their heads at the same time, looked at each other and walked over there.

"what happened?"

"I don't know, Sister Tongtong fainted suddenly! She looks so pale, is she too tired these days?" Lin Shasha asked anxiously beside her.Next to Lin Shasha was Ding Jie with a terrified expression.

"I, I don't know, I just stretched out my hand to help Tongtong according to the script, and she just, she fainted suddenly." Ding Jie looked panicked, but inexplicably carried a touching feeling that people couldn't take their eyes off. .

Si Xiao just took another look at Ding Jie, but didn't notice anything unusual.However, Ye Rongyi frowned slightly when he saw Ding Jie. He felt that Ding Jie seemed to have changed, as if he had become more attractive, but this change made him feel uncomfortable.

At this time, the crew had already supported Zhu Tong, and the accompanying doctor in the crew came up to take a look and said directly.

"Lack of energy and blood, maybe tired."

Director Zhong sighed: "Xiao Zhu is just too hardworking. Let her rest first." Director Zhong turned his head and saw Si Xiao, his eyes lit up: "Hey, Xiao Huang! Don't you have that girl?" A glass bowl specially made for tonics and tonics? Come, come, I'll buy one, and you can help Zhu Tong make a bowl of blood-enriching porridge to drink."

Si Xiao looked at Zhu Tong and nodded for the last time.

When he turned around and was about to leave to get the glass bowl, Ding Jie suddenly grabbed his arm, Si Xiao looked at her puzzled, and heard Ding Jie say:

"Xiao Huang, I also want a glazed bowl, can you bring me one too? Also, I want to buy a robot dog, do you still have it in stock? Can you secretly sell me one?"

Si Xiao was about to refuse, but suddenly he felt that Ding Jie on the opposite side had become so beautiful that he couldn't bear to say no. When he opened his mouth to agree, Ye Rongyi grabbed his left hand and pulled it behind him. pull.Instantly woke up.

Ye Rongyi, on the other hand, looked at Ding Jie with a very alienated and polite smile on his face: "Sorry, Ah Huang said it before, there are only a thousand robot dogs, nothing else. Ding Jie, please don't make things difficult." Him. After all, he's my assistant now."

Looking into Ye Rongyi's eyes, Ding Jie felt a little guilty for no reason, and pursed her lips.

Si Xiao: Hey, he's pretty handsome.And, something seemed wrong just now.

The author has something to say: hehehe.mwah.No convulsions today. 0-0