After being possessed by the marketing maniac

Everyone has been wondering what kind of person the magical shopkeeper of Daxian will be?Judging from the fact that he was out of stock when he disagreed with him before, and that his product introductions have never been honest and true.Everyone felt that this must be a very individual and self-willed person.Such a person should have sharp eyebrows and even a bit of a cool look. In addition, the sales of products in his store are so good, the economic conditions must be very good, maybe he is a big boss who wears gold and silver?

Anyway, everyone imagined a lot about the appearance of the magical shopkeeper of Daxian, but when this shopkeeper of Daxian really appeared in front of them, no one really thought that the shopkeeper of Daxian would be like this.

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It's also a little too, well, harmless, cute, and young.

He didn't have the appearance of a profiteer in his imagination, he didn't have the appearance of a potbellied nouveau riche, and he didn't even have the particularly willful appearance he imagined, this big fairy shopkeeper.

It was a young man with baby fat and dyed blond hair.Even when he smiles, he's really pretty.

So under the first Weibo video, there were many shocked and unbelievable emojis from netizens.The matching words are all different from what I imagined.

However, somehow later, the comment became that the owner has a round face and wants to pinch.

The shopkeeper with a round face rolled his eyes when he saw the comments of those netizens who wanted to insult his face.Turning his head, he stared directly at Ye Yingdi, who had finally rested and drank his saliva.

Everyone likes to pinch other people's faces no matter what they do, does the face provoke you or provoke you?

Ye Rongyi was stared straight at him, raising his eyebrows, wondering what kind of medicine this yellow hair had taken?

But today he has a heavy role in the scene, and he went again after a short break, while Si Xiao started to release the other two videos.

One is that Xiaoha ran with him, and then found an extra actor to play the bad guy, Xiaoha went up to bite people and howled the savior.Si Xiao even used a very thick wooden stick for Xiaoha to bite, and Kabbah broke it in one bite. Zhengming Gouzi is small but has amazing fighting power.

The other is a video in which Si Xiao's voice gives Xiaoha a password to supervise him to complete fifty push-ups.

As soon as the video was released, the click-through rate and forwarding rate were frighteningly high.

[It's so cute, I also want a dog to run with me!This kind of husky who doesn't let go, and doesn't need to pick up shit, just follow me, give me a dozen! ! 】

【Am I the only one who trembled when I saw Xiaoha bit off the thick branch with his small mouth?Ah, I really want it, cute and safe. 】

[Cough, I was determined to buy it at first, but I hesitated when I saw the last video.Cover your face. jpg, the late stage of lazy cancer is talking about me, when the shop owner did the last ten push-ups and wanted to be stupid, Xiao Ha was simply too cruel!First, Da Xian'er babbled like a Tang monk, it's time to do push-ups, it's time to do push-ups, it's time to do push-ups!Daxian'er covered her ears and didn't listen to it, so it started howling, and finally bit her mouth!Seeing Daxian'er almost tearfully finish the push-ups at the end, I inexplicably felt that I would be worse than Daxian'er after having this dog. emmmmm, I think it's better for me to be lazy in Buddhism. 】

[Upstairs, I thought the same as you, but my mother's eyes lit up after seeing this video.She directly sent a message in the family group to remind everyone to go online to snatch the dog on time on August [-]th or [-]th.I... feel that my life may be turned upside down...]

Si Xiao's three videos about the robot pet Gouzi made everyone look forward to the day of August [-]th.

When Minister Tu saw the news about the robot dog, he asked someone from the research institute to ask, and the answer he got was that the country can also manufacture a simulated robot dog, but it can achieve the same level as Xiaoha, except that he can't speak and his joints are not like real ones. Apart from the natural cats and dogs, other robot dogs that look like real puppies, not to mention their country, even the most technologically advanced machine country, cannot produce them.

"Hey, let's take three or two photos for research. Although it can't be disassembled, it's still possible to take a light and study the composition and structure." Director Zhao looked at Xiaoha almost with bright eyes, especially wanting Go into battle in person but snatch the dog over.

Minister Tu twitched the corners of his mouth, feeling a real headache for this yellow-haired shopkeeper.There are already several heads of other departments around him who have begun to pay attention to this magical shop, because the items sold in this shop are very magical, and the quantity is fixed.Some people moved their minds to take this small shop into the country's possession.The reason is very high-sounding - just take those cool stones as an example, how can you sell such good things that can resist the heat when you wear them?Shouldn't it be specially provided to the upper echelons?The top leaders of the country are not more important than ordinary people?

And that wolf-defying Ye Mingshi, the leadership should have one for each to ensure safety.

I heard that there are also ropes and body training clothes that automatically lock the target. This kind of item should be used by leaders or troops.That shopkeeper clearly has something that can benefit the country but doesn't take the initiative to hand it in, only for personal gain, which is very ignorant.

Minister Tu wanted to roll his eyes at this statement.Of course, he also hopes that the country will be better and stronger.The things in Huang Yao's shop could indeed bring them great convenience, and even greatly reduce their weaknesses in some aspects in a short period of time. For example, the body training clothes had already begun to take effect in the special forces.However, this cannot be their reason for directly forcing people to hand in things.

If everyone is like the person who said this, if they see something good, they will hand it over under the slogan of asking him to serve the country.Then who will dare to research and make good things in the future?How is this different from robbery?Moreover, this kind of thinking itself puts the cart before the horse. If you want to make the country better and stronger, only when the country itself develops in all aspects and everyone works hard can it be a healthy and good development.If they all rely on this miraculous foreign object that suddenly appeared, then if one day these things are gone, will they not be able to make progress and live?

Therefore, Minister Tu especially looked down on that secretary.I thought to myself that the reason why this person was able to become a secretary might be because he did too much work to steal other people's credit?

Fortunately, Huang Yao's matter has been reported to the big leader, and that person's idea is to just let the flow take its course and supervise the situation.Although these things are miraculous, they cannot change the big picture, so they are small things for the country.As long as he has established a good relationship with China and he can face the motherland at critical times, that's enough.

It can be seen that some people are far behind in terms of vision and heart.

However, there will always be greedy people who want to take shortcuts.Minister Tu and the others have a clear direction of implementation and stand still, but there are people who can't sit still and want the "Shopkeeper of the Great Fairy" to take the initiative to hand over or offer good things.

Minister Tu sneered repeatedly after receiving Zhao Siqi's report.

"I know some people are restless, it's okay, let them go. I want to see if they can get a bite of meat from that fat-faced yellow-haired man?" Teeth!

Zhao Siqi has been wearing body training clothes for several days in the hell mode, he thinks that he has basically become numb to the feeling of pain that hurts his bones all the time.Even if his strength has indeed increased visible to the naked eye, his current mood is very vicissitudes.Now that someone is going to trouble that yellow hair, Captain Zhao finally feels better.He knew that the yellow hair would definitely not suffer, but he was also happy to see other people suffer!

At noon that day, while eating, Si Xiao received a WeChat message from the fat girl who was suspected of being drugged.Said that they could arrive at Baiwushan Film and Television City at about two o'clock in the afternoon.

Si Xiao directly told Ye Rongyi that he was going to pick up a child for a check-up at the hospital in the afternoon. Yingdi Ye looked at his nominal little assistant who was not dedicated at all and wanted to go out for a walk every now and then, and nodded with a tusk.

What can I do, this is not his real assistant.You can't deduct your wages and you can't be fired, you can only let it go.

Xiao Liang ate his meat silently by the side, he suddenly wanted to open a shop and be the owner.It's a pity that he doesn't have those products that are so easy to use.

At exactly two o'clock in the afternoon, Si Xiao saw a man and a woman pulling suitcases at the gate of the film and television city.And the people around seemed to be looking at the two people wearing masks.It's not because the man and the woman are so good-looking, it's because their bodies are a bit too different - the boy is thin and tall, looks a little sick, and walks a little slowly, as if the wind can blow him Like blown away.The girl is as fat as the two boys, and she will pant every step she takes, like a small mountain of meat.

This fat, thin, tall and short walking together is really, really special.

Si Xiao went straight to meet him, with a smile on his face: "Is it a fat cat?"

The fat girl nodded, and looked at Si Xiao with bright eyes: "Are you the owner? You look better in real life." The face in the camera is still a little fatter, but in reality, you will feel that Very mellow and amiable.

Si Xiao just laughed: "It's okay, it's okay, baby is born fat, there's nothing I can do about it. What is this?"

The silent young man said: "I am a thin monkey."

Si Xiao raised his eyebrows: "I didn't expect you two to know each other." Moreover, this thin monkey was able to follow the fat cat.

The thin monkey pursed his lips, "Those people began to suspect that I was wearing body training clothes, and they found faults twice these days. I can't stay in school anymore, so I came here with her. Although I am not very good, I always Better than her a girl here."

Si Xiao let out a hey: "Not bad. Let's go, get in the car. Both of you have to go to the hospital for a good checkup."

Si Xiao drove the rented car and took them to the private hospital in the film and television city.On the way, I learned the real names of the thin monkey and the fat cat, namely Yu Shuo and Zhang Yuqing.

The family situation of the two eldest children is a bit sympathetic. Yu Shuo’s parents died in an accident when he was 14 years old. He bet 20 yuan, and his uncle and aunt said they spent the rest on the grounds of child support and tuition fees.Although Yu Shuo knew that his uncle and aunt must have embezzled the compensation, but he was alone without father or mother, so how could he be his uncle and aunt's opponent?So I only took the remaining 20 yuan, worked hard to get into a university and came out.

However, who knew that his cousin had also been admitted to Beijing. Although his grades were not as good as his and he was not in the same university, the schools in the university area of ​​Beijing were not far away.Somehow, the news of the death of his parents was spread.Then the gangsters in the school started picking on him.Yu Shuo knew that this incident might have something to do with his cousin.But he didn't have any evidence, and those bastards who were picking on him would step on the line every time they found something.They harassed him and threatened him to torment him, but they would not beat him seriously or leave evidence.So Yu Shuo's life after entering university was even more terrifying than before living under the fence.When he almost couldn't help but want to die with those bastards, he found out about Daxian's magic shop on Mei's Weibo, and then saw the body training clothes.

Without hesitation, Yu Shuo bought such a piece of clothing for 5 yuan.

He wanted to die with those people before because he couldn't find any possibility of turning over.But who wants to die if they can live well?Although wearing the body training clothes made him feel very painful, but every day he could feel his strength gradually increasing, which made Yu Shuo feel that everything was worth it.Soon, soon, he thought, he would be able to change his life.

And Zhang Yuqing has both parents.But she has parents but lives as if she had no parents.Her parents divorced when she was 15 and formed a new family of their own.Zhang Yuqing's father cheated, and the younger sister he brought back was only two years younger than her.Zhang Yuqing's mother hated her father for this, gave Zhang Yuqing a 50 bank card and went to another city.And although Zhang Yuqing followed his father, it became a burden that he didn't want to see at all.

Therefore, from the age of 15, Zhang Yuqing lived alone.

Fortunately, because of her parents' disagreement, she has been sensible since she was a child, and she can also cook for herself.

Her father felt somewhat guilty towards her, so he gave Zhang Yuqing a villa under his name.And give Zhang Yuqing 5 yuan every month.

If money is only counted, Zhang Yuqing is actually doing well.It's just that whenever she saw her father and his new lover and child loving each other in the original home, she would feel sour and cold in her heart.

In this way, Zhang Yuqing was admitted to the university in Beijing, because the university happened to be very close to her villa, so she did not choose to live in the university.

His father was also very happy when she was admitted to university, and gave her another 50 card.Zhang Yuqing answered with no expression.Just when Zhang Yuqing thought her life would go on peacefully like this, she started to gain weight rapidly during the summer vacation when she was about to go to university.

Zhang Yuqing looked at her weight, which rose from more than 90 catties to more than 100 catties and then to 120 and 150 catties. She was frightened that she would suddenly gain weight, and began to diet and exercise hard, but with little effect.By the time school started, Zhang Yuqing's weight had reached 170 catties.She looked at her fat and bloated appearance in the mirror, and didn't understand how she lived like this?

And such a figure will inevitably be laughed at in school.Zhang Yuqing's heart was almost numb listening to those ridicules.She only eats one meal a day, exercises for an hour a day, and sometimes even faints from hunger, but why can't she lose weight?

Afterwards, when she saw her younger sister, who was two years younger than herself, wearing a beautiful dress and laughing happily in that house like a delicate flower, when she saw her father looking at her with disgusting eyes, Zhang Yuqing felt that life was really meaningless.Better to be dead.

But that night, she saw Yu Shuo who was blocked in the corner.I saw his amazing eyes shining in the dark even though he was beaten to the ground.

His eyes said that he would never throw in the towel.

Zhang Yuqing just hid beside him and kept looking at him like that.It wasn't until those gangsters who beat him left that Zhang Yuqing walked up to Yu Shuo, knelt down with difficulty and asked him.

"If you beg for mercy, they may let you go."

As a result, the dying boy suddenly raised his head, his eyes were like a wolf: "Why should I beg for mercy?! I will not beg for mercy. I will not let them go!"

Zhang Yuqing was shocked by his eyes, but the boy fell to the ground immediately after speaking.In the end, Zhang Yuqing dragged him to a nearby private clinic for treatment.

The two became attached to each other.

Si Xiao listened to the self-introduction of the two of them in the car, and felt that this was simply a miserable meeting.

Parking the car in the parking lot of the hospital, Si Xiao didn't make any judgments on their experience, but said: "Wear your clothes well. I can't guarantee anything else, but I can make you stronger and thinner. Guaranteed."

"Also, don't relax even if your body becomes stronger, or thinned back to its original shape. Even if the external conditions change, but if your heart is not strong enough, your character is weak and you don't have the ability to think independently, even if you have a body training suit After solving the current difficulties, you will still be defeated when you face other difficulties in the future."

"Your life has just begun, and there is a long way to go. Come on."

Si Xiao said so, and took them directly to the medical examination department of the hospital.

After both of them paid the comprehensive medical examination fee, they began to do the physical examination.Only the blood draw requires an empty stomach.Just have to wait until tomorrow morning.Si Xiao directly booked a hotel next to the hospital for the two of them, and let the two of them wander around the movie theater by themselves.After the two expressed their thanks to Si Xiao, Si Xiao left directly.

On the second day, Zhang Yuqing and Yu Shuo finished the physical examination items.

Three days later, the results of the physical examination came out.

Apart from some malnutrition and hidden injuries, Yu Shuo's body didn't have any major problems.But Zhang Yuqing's physical examination results were very bad.

Not to mention the severe excess of steroid hormones in her body, the level of heavy metals in her blood also exceeded the normal level.Visceral weakness and bone weakness.Although he is 19 years old, he looks like an old man in his 60s.

"Have you been drugged?" Zhang Yuqing was standing next to the medical examiner, and he was in a daze when he asked such a question. "Under normal circumstances, no matter how hard a person dies, it is impossible to make himself like this."

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