After being possessed by the marketing maniac

Zhang Yawen opened the bathroom door a crack, and saw the mineral water bottle filled with green and unidentified objects that Ye Rongyi handed over.He was stunned immediately, and looked at Ye Rongyi with a shocked face: "No, I asked you for the best shampoo. What did you give me? You are so poor that you can't even buy a brand name." Can’t afford it anymore? Or are you trying to play some prank on me?! Give up, I won’t be fooled!”

In the end, Ye Rongyi just snorted disdainfully, "You think I'm as boring as you and I like to make a prank and spread it online to entertain the public? See, I'm the one who sent it to you. This is a special channel." Specially made Chinese herbal shampoo, which nourishes hair and nourishes scalp. You can use it or not, but I only have this bottle. Use a little less, it’s better if you don’t use it.”

As he said that, he was about to turn back and get another bottle of shampoo, but Zhang Yawen grabbed the mineral water bottle faster than him, with a smug smile on his face, "Hey, it's so good." How can you not use things. After so many years, you are still so stingy, and you are not willing to share good things with old friends."

Ye Rongyi looked at him with raised eyebrows, "I pick?"

Zhang Yawen quickly withdrew his arms and closed the bathroom door, as if he had entered the safe house after closing the door, and began to slander Fa Xiao triumphantly: "Oh, you still don't pick? You're already at your level, you can walk sideways in the entertainment industry , My family still has a company with mines. As a result, no matter what you buy, you have to look at the price-performance ratio. If you think the price-performance ratio is not high, you will not buy it. If there are all celebrities like you, then many luxury stores will have to close down. .Learn from Niu Kun! Even if he fails every time he competes with you for the best actor award, he will buy out half of the store at every turn, and he can still be on the hot search!"

Ye Rongyi stood outside the bathroom, looked at the door and sneered.

"I'll tell you again, I don't call it pickpocketing, it's called rational consumption. With the money to buy half a store, it's better to donate to a school or hospital."

"Compared to you guys who have money and spend it casually, and don't know what to buy when you look back, the advantage of dual business is that I can become a movie star and you can't be a big factor."

Zhang Yawen was half-dead by Ye Rongyi's words in the bathroom, but Ye Rongyi continued to make up the knife.

"Of course, in terms of acting skills, you guys are far behind."

Zhang Yawen was so angry: "Don't think I dare not hate you because you have many fans! I am also an actor with tens of millions of fans!"

"I really can't figure it out, how can a guy like you who is picky, tenth-level and full of black water have so many brain-dead and loyal fans! You not only lied to your fans, you also lied to the whole world. The entertainment industry! Ha, the most gentle, rational, kind and powerful man in the entertainment industry?! There is no scandal in the 12 years since your debut?! Bah! That’s because they haven’t seen your odious true face! I’ve been tricked by you since I was a child How many times? You came up with all the bad ideas, and I took the blame for all the actions! When I was a child, I was sold and I counted the money for you. I don’t know how many times I was beaten by turns. Something's wrong...what the hell did I do in my last life to be so young as you in this life?"

The more Zhang Yawen talked, the more sad he felt. He squeezed out a big lump of green Chinese herbal shampoo and applied it to his head, then scratched his hair and continued to complain:

"Everyone is deceived by your appearance and disguise! Everyone is drunk and I am sober!!"

"This is a world that looks at faces!"

He scratched his head and suddenly felt a slight tingling on his scalp, but after the stinging, he felt a cooling sensation. He thought it was the effect of special Chinese herbal medicine, so he didn't care.

"But let me tell you, people are doing it, and the sky is watching! Don't think you can fool everyone with this hypocritical appearance!"

"Hey, I don't believe that you won't find a wife in the future, I just want to see how your wife will cut you when she finds out that the man she always likes is not what you show! How can she divorce you! How can you accuse you of deceiving her pure feelings!"

Zhang Yawen rinsed off all the shampoo on his head, perhaps because of psychological reasons, he felt that his hair seemed to be much smoother?So he was very satisfied and squeezed another pile of shampoo on his hand, and started the second wash.

"I'm definitely not the only one with insight in this world. Your wife is my future ally!"

"Hey, Lao Ye, this shampoo feels very good to use. The cool and cool smell is indeed the fragrance of herbs, and after washing, I feel that my scalp feels refreshed and my hair seems to be smoother. Sure enough. It's a good thing!"

Ye Rongyi, who had been listening to friends complaining outside, sneered disdainfully. He originally planned to tell Zhang Yawen not to use too much shampoo, and just wash it once.but now?He is a bad guy who is so picky that his wife will divorce him after that. A bad guy has to look like a bad guy, right?

"That is. Who made our relationship good."

Hearing this, Zhang Yawen felt that his complaint just now was a bit harsh. He said so many bad things about Ye Rongyi, and he didn't care about himself and gave him the best shampoo.Zhang Yawen wiped his hair with a towel, and added:

"However, although you are picky and hypocritical and have a bad stomach, your character is still passable, and you are also good to your friends. In the entertainment circle, you are the clean, upright and unruly people, except me. You are still great of."

Ye Rongyi showed a smirk.Otherwise, you are responsible for all the blame, and your IQ can't save yourself.

"Okay, stop pushing. Go to bed, it's late."

You go to bed early, I can see what miraculous effect that shampoo has in the end tomorrow.

So Zhang Yawen went to the guest room to sleep in a good mood. Ye Rongyi saw him take out a bottle of mineral water from the refrigerator and walk away, thinking of the one who was bouncing around because of the success of the sales promotion. Shamate Huangmao left.

He suddenly felt that the yellow hair with dark circles might have a common language with his little boy.They all have incredible talents.

After the night passed, Zhang Yawen slept very contentedly.

He turned off the alarm on his cell phone and was about to get out of bed to take a shower when he suddenly noticed something was wrong on the bed.

There was a sudden black on the beige bed sheet, and he blinked twice before realizing that the black looked like hair? !

In the next second, he grabbed the hair that was at least tens of centimeters long in shock, and it hurt his scalp because he pulled it too hard. It wasn't until this moment that he realized that what he was grabbing was not someone else's hair, but It's my own hair.

Hei is long and straight, the kind that stands up to the waist.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I've seen hell, ahhhhhhh!!!"

The sound of screaming like a marmot's soul resounded throughout the villa in just a few seconds, and Ye Rongyi, who was sleeping next door, almost fell off the bed in shock from his howling.Ye Rongyi instantly wondered if the shampoo was Sanwu products that corroded his friend's scalp, so he rushed to the guest bedroom next door with a bit of worry and regret, kicked open the door, and was so shocked that he lost his voice .

After a long while, Yingdi Ye said in a completely unmannered manner: "Damn? You went to the post in the middle of the night?!"

Zhang Yawen was going crazy. Wearing Iron Man's pajamas, he grabbed his waist-length hair with both hands, and roared like a crazy long-haired pheasant:

"Damn, I'm sick! I don't sleep in the middle of the night to get my hair done!!"

"I just fell asleep!! I fell asleep, do you understand! Woke up like this, okay!!!"

"When I woke up, my hair grew by nearly one meter!! Am I crazy or the world is crazy!!"

Ye Rongyi stepped forward cautiously with the corner of his mouth twitching, and while Zhang Yawen wasn't paying attention, he stretched out his hand and pulled a strand of Zhang Yawen's hair.Then Zhang Yawen called again:

"What are you doing! Why are you pulling my hair!! It hurts so much, don't you know?!"

Ye Rongyi looked at the intact hair without any traces of hair extensions, and after looking at it, he calmly threw it on the ground, and said to Zhang Yawen who was still mad:

"Oh. You can think about it from another angle. This way you don't have to extend your hair, and you can go straight to filming Director Zhong's costume drama. He must be very satisfied with your hair."

Zhang Yawen stared at Ye Rongyi in disbelief:

"Won't your conscience ache when you say such insane things?!"

Ye Rongyi showed a flawless smirk.

The author has something to say: Si Xiao: Well, I'm here in this chapter.She really made an appearance, she was the future wife!

Zhang Yawen: Who am I, where am I, and what am I going to do? !

Ye Rongyi: ...Is this the side effect?

Haha, okay?